The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

Golden sunlight lazily sprinkles in the small courtyard of a villa in the city.

Four young people were sitting on their loungers, by the pool, quietly soaking up the sun.

A little boy pushed a stroller and passed by, skimming his lips by the way.

Quietly took the cocktail from his father’s side, trying to steal a sip.

Before I could drink, the wine glass was taken away and a brain melon was shot.

“Be careful that your mother beats you to death.” Xiao Yu smiled and scolded.

“I’ll be able to drink when I’m older.”

Xiao Dou Ding was not convinced, pushed the stroller away, and muttered as he walked, “Little Dance, are adults the most annoying?” ”

“Yikes.”

“Haha, worthy of my sister!”

“Uh-huh…”

“Hahahahaha!” The four young men laughed.

“Mu Mu is so cute!”

Zhou Yanyu caressed the pregnant belly that had not yet improved, and looked expectant.

Sitting next to his wife, Wang Cheng smirked, also full of expectation.

As people who came over, Xiao Yu and Mu Qianwu looked at each other, smiled and shook their heads.

At that time, they were not like the little couple in front of them…

“Master, tell us about your past.”

Wang Cheng looked at Xiao Yu and squeezed his eyebrows.

“What’s there to say about that?”

Xiao Yu waved his hand dismissively, “When I’m old, I’ll talk to you.” ”

“Master, just blow it.”

Wang Cheng coaxed, “Didn’t you say anything?” ”

“Why not?”

Xiao Yu glanced at the unlucky apprentice, “Thinking back then… I practiced guns at the age of four, killed all sides at the age of ten, and was unparalleled in the world at the age of sixteen. By the age of twenty… A mouthful of dog food, good hangers die in a foreign land! ”

“Hahahahaha!” Burst of laughter.

Is this magic damage too high, go out to fight the law?

Yang Jian produced six Howling Heavenly Dogs, but none of them resisted the critical hit!

“Fortunately, I only ate dog food for two years.”

Xiao Yu was triumphant and wrapped his arms around his sister’s wild waist, “You can also sprinkle dog food on others. ”

Mu Qianwu smiled like a flower and glanced at his brother.

The subtext of the words: no longer a dog, no longer alone.

It seems like a simple sentence, but for her.

My heart suddenly harvested a full sense of happiness.

“So what if you haven’t met your master?”

Wang Cheng smiled evilly, “Or did Master Mother have a boyfriend back then?” ”

“Your master and mother have already asked me about this.”

Xiao Yu was dismissive, “Cut the back row.” ”

Wang Cheng: ???

What does it mean?

Zhou Yanyu also looked confused and excited to know why.

Mu Qianwu covered his mouth and smiled softly, as if he thought of something, his eyes were feminine and moist.

“Don’t understand the art of war, encircle Wei and save Zhao.”

Xiao Yubai glanced at the unfortunate apprentice, “If you like it, she will cut the back road, directly with her object, muddy the water, disturb the heart, let the feelings fully escalate, you see the opportunity to act.” If you are lucky and her object is also a girl, then won’t your woc pattern open all at once? ”

Wang Dong: …

Zhou Yanyu: …

Mu Qianwu: Hahahahaha

Unable to bear it any longer, he reached out and pinched this stinky brother.

Worthy of you, if you die, you must be necrotic!

A day of joy passed.

Xiao Yu and Mu Qianwu sent the little couple away.

When they got home, the father and son began to play.

Mu Qianwu smiled and went to take a shower.

When the little royal sister returned to the hall after taking a bath, she was angry.

Xiao Yu and Xiao Douding made a mess of the hall, full of toys.

Mu Qianwu cleaned up the naughty father and son, drove them away, and cleaned up the house…

……

“Dad, I think you should stand up.”

The little bean ding who was rubbing his ass muttered a small mouth and stared at Xiao Yu.

“Otherwise, you will give me all your money, and I will also take out my private money.”

Xiao Yu smiled hesitantly, “Our father and son are in partnership, I change my daughter-in-law, you change your mother?” ”

Xiao Dou Ding: …

No, he’ll be beaten to death by his mother!

“Is there no other way?”

Xiao Dou Ding pouted, “My mother has been beating me up lately.” ”

“Well, didn’t you do it?”

Xiao Yuna called a schadenfreude.

“Huh!”

Xiao Dou Ding stared at his father, “Mom didn’t clean up after you, right?” ”

Xiao Yu: …

He couldn’t laugh anymore, “Or do you want to call your grandmother?” ”

“Yes, go find Grandma!”

Xiao Douding was excited, ran to the landline on the side to pick up the phone, twisted his little brain for half a day, and pressed the number with his small hand.

Beep beep… The phone is connected.

“Girl?” Zhou Xuelan asked with a smile.

“Grandma is me.”

Xiao Dou Ding shouted sweetly, “I am your big baby.” ”

“Oh, it turned out to be my family Mu Mu?”

Zhou Xuelan laughed, “Miss grandma? ”

“Grandma I miss you.”

Xiao Dou Ding said, “When are you coming to our house?” ”

“Grandma won’t be able to pass until tomorrow.”

Zhou Xuelan smiled and closed her mouth, “Think of grandma so much?” ”

“Well, I can bear to think of my grandmother.”

Xiao Dou Ding began to complain, “But my mother, I can’t stand it.” ”

“Hahaha, is it?”

Zhou Xuelan smiled and asked, “What’s wrong with your mother?” ”

“Mom can now clean up my dad ten times a day.”

Xiao Dou Ding said grievously: “I am better, I am eight times.” ”

“Poof!”

Xiao Yu on the side laughed.

This son is about to become a sperm!

“Hahahahaha…”

Zhou Xuelan laughed out loud, “Why did your mother clean up after you two?” ”

“I don’t know.”

Xiao Dou Ding was aggrieved, “It’s too difficult for our grandfather and son, or grandma you will come over today.” ”

“It’s going to be dark, my big baby, Grandma can’t get over it.”

Zhou Xuelan coaxed: “Otherwise, I will call to clean her up in a moment.” ”

“Goodbye Grandma.”

Xiao Dou Ding sighed, “You clean up your mother, and your mother will have to clean up our grandfather.” ”

“Hahahahaha.”

Xiao Yu smiled and teased his son, “Tell Grandma, no, let’s return it.” ”

“I’ll see the line.”

Xiao Dou Ding nodded, “Grandma can’t do it, you can pick it up for my mother.” ”

“Big baby put up with it.”

Zhou Xuelan smiled and said, “Grandma will call and scold her in a moment.” ”

“Then I hung up ha.”

Xiao Dou Ding nodded his little brain melon with satisfaction, “Grandma, love you.” ”

“I love big baby too, hang up.” Zhou Xuelan smiled.

Wait for the call to end.

“Beautiful!”

Father and son clapped their hands together.

“Dad, I don’t think I’m playing well.”

Xiao Dou Ding Yang was proud, “I should cry twice, grandma will hurt me even more.” ”

Xiao Yu couldn’t laugh anymore.

This little thing, I still want to add drama, if your mother knows…

Suddenly, the hairs on Xiao Yu’s body exploded, and he felt the killing qi.

No, how can there be murder in the house?

Slowly twisting his stiff neck, Xiao Yu looked toward the door.

Hiss…… Took a cool breath.

Seeing Mu Qianwu, he was smiling at the two of them.

Xiao Douding looked at his father’s white face, turned his head to look at it, and almost scared to pee.

My mom, sue mom for finding out!

Mu Qianwu walked into the room with an elegant lotus step and closed the door.

The next second, the screams of the father and son sounded…

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