The Correct Posture For Salted Fish To Turn Over

"Stab Lala"

The line of fire burned very quickly, and after the end of the last line was also burned, what greeted everyone... was silent and quiet.

"Puff, haha, Master Gu, you have failed again!"

"This time it was not bad, at least it was a silent reaction, and it won't cause trouble to others."

As if I had expected it a long time ago, those who have no sympathy in Ji Kang Ruanji's line of laughter are unscrupulous.

Gu Zheng, who doesn’t believe in evil, leaned his head close to the car once again, whispering to himself as if unbelievably: "Impossible, how could my design go wrong?"

He hadn't finished muttering what he was saying, and this happy scene was interrupted by a sudden intruder.

"The emperor is here!"

A sharp and noisy sound abruptly sounded, and all of a sudden the thoughts of the people who had fun were pulled back.

emperor? Why is he here?

The people who had never been afraid of imperial power just turned their heads strangely into the hill road that gradually lit up, and their bodies slanted in the bamboo forest didn't bother to sit up straight to deal with it.

This uninvited guest, even your majesty in the court, is not worthy of them to stand up specially to meet one or two.

Under the shining of a bunch of torches, Cao Huan, who slowly walked towards them surrounded by the crowd, did not think of a pestle, but smiled and arched towards the eight weird people lying in the bamboo forest. After giving up, I am ready to introduce myself.

The appearance of this school of monarchs and ministers, if it can proceed normally, may be recorded by historical materials and passed on as a good story.

But in this case, unexpected things happened.

I saw that the firework bomb car that had been judged to be a failed work, just at this moment, at the moment when His Majesty handed over, it swished and sprayed.

With a total of sixteen barrels, all the gun barrels in the firework artillery car designed after later generations of guided missile vehicles spewed merciless rockets.

And what Rocket is pointing at is the Emperor Cao who is ready to show his demeanor upright.

"Not good! Enemy attack! Enemy attack!"

"Help! There are assassins! Someone wants to rebel!"

When the **** next to him saw this situation, he didn't stand in front of Cao Huan who had sacrificed his life for righteousness. On the contrary, he was like Gu Zheng's chicken, running around all over the floor.

Cao Huan, who could have jumped to the side quickly and escaped the catastrophe smoothly, was greeted by those two or three rockets alive.

"Hula"

The silk robe on her body is light, translucent and comfortable, but it is also very flammable.

It was just a small amount of sparks that ignited Cao Huan's whole body.

"Fight the fire! Puff!"

Ji Kang on the side saw that the momentum was not good, that was, after taking a sip from the wine glass next to him, he planned to spray it with his mouth.

But after Gu Zheng pulled down, he stopped this unwise move in time.

"What's that you drink? That's wine!"

"You really intend to add fuel to the fire and let me bear the notoriety of killing the king and usurping the throne!"

"Ji Kang, Ji Kang, I shouldn't have saved you back then."

As Gu Zheng said, the movements under his hands didn't stop. He was like a juggling. From the back of the salute cart, he took out a bucket of cold water, and the one with his head and face splashed at His Majesty the Emperor who was still fluttering. past.

"Go!"

"Wow!"

The fire was extinguished in an instant, and the emperor, who was originally a magnanimous majesty... also successfully turned into a rookie.

With such a special appearance, Gu Zheng was not there.

He just stared at Cao Huan very seriously.

"Bold!"

The **** who had lifted the danger alarm turned on the roaring mode again, but after Gu Zheng yelled "Boldly" more loudly, he was stunned and stunned at the scene.

"Bold!"

"How dare to make a loud noise here, and disturb my operation!"

"Don't you know that this is a taboo when using magic weapons?"

"Today, if it weren't for my help properly, if all the rockets were to flock to His Majesty the emperor, do you think about the consequences, can someone like you be responsible?"

"Look, a good surprise, a good gift to celebrate the success of the emperor's high position. Before it really played its role, it was yelled like this by your voice!"

"You say! Who is this bold!"

The **** who had been standing next to Cao Huan, who had been accused by Gu Zheng so violently and violently, fell to his knees after a plop.

Wrong, he has always put hats on others, but today he was caught blind and met the ancestor who put the hat on.

Seeing Gu Zheng said this, Cao Huan, who was still frightened, was actually a lot happy.

He was immediately pleased by what Gu Zheng said was a gift to celebrate his superiority.

On the contrary, he looked at the firework bomb car behind Gu Zheng with great interest.

Then he beckoned the **** who was on his knees to get up and put on clean clothes for him, and then asked Gu Zheng shamelessly: "Gu Daochang, I have heard of the name for a long time, but I have never seen each other."

"When I saw it today, it was so special. What the Taoist said and did was not a layman. I just don't know what this firework bomb car is, and what is unique about the celebration of the banquet?"

Seeing that Cao Huan was as rumored outside, he was a kind and temperamental person, Gu Zheng was relieved in his heart. Three points were added to its impression score.

Therefore, when answering Cao Huan's question, he was also careful.

"Your Majesty, have you seen the rocket ejected by this fireworks bomber?"

"Because it shoots laterally on you, it can only produce explosions and flames."

"But if you can adjust the angle so that the rocket explodes above the void, it will form a colorful flower, which can illuminate the entire sky like daylight."

"If your Majesty has a banquet at that time, let it be released in an atmosphere suitable for the host and the guest, and it will surely become the first one in the capital, which is highly praised."

Hearing Gu Zheng said this, Cao Huan's interest was much higher. After he was wrapped in a dry robe, he walked around the car in a circle with interest, and then spoke again. Asked.

"Gu Daochang, how do I think this kind of facility can be used in more important places?"

"Oh? Where?"

"In the army!"

After talking about this, Cao Huan came into interest. He looked at Gu Zheng with bright eyes and said: "The reason why Daochang Gu was able to rescue Mr. Ji Kang last time was probably because of the use of this firearm. ."

"If all of my Wei's army can be equipped with matching firearms for marching, wouldn't it be a weapon against the enemy?"

"At that time, we will no longer be afraid of the threats from the barbarians from all over the world, and we will eradicate this group of eye-catching foreign troubles as soon as possible."

Speaking of this, Cao Huan is awe-inspiring, no longer as casual and gentle as he just appeared.

With a rare solemnity, he gave a big gift to Gu Zheng, bent his waist very low, and sincerely asked: "Now is the eventful season for Wei."

"Although with the Sima family's army, Wu Shu, the last enemy, was put down."

"But after our imperial court is unified, it will instead meet threats from barbarians from all directions."

"For a while ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ the integration of domestic forces still needs to be digested, but the barbarians abroad are already ready to move."

"Therefore, I hope Gu Daochang can help me with the rise and fall of the people in the world."

"I, Cao Huan, would like to be a teacher of the country, forever to observe the incense of the whole vein."

"From then on, as long as the regime of my Cao family exists for one day, Taoism is the state religion of my Wei state, and Tianyiguan is the orthodox religion of our country."

"I don't know what Gu Dao's intention is!"

Gu Zheng, who was shocked by Cao Huan's great gift, was just taken aback, and immediately guessed the other party's thoughts.

Cao Huan asked him Gu Zheng to enter the dynasty as the national teacher, it must be sincere.

But according to how familiar he was with those other people, his friends would not be assured that he would be an official on his own.

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