The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Since the collapse of the Porcelain Gang Branch in Peiyuan District, Mrs. Dong led a group of old ladies to establish the Harmony General Administration.

Since then, the chaos in the Peiyuan District and the various acts of adding chaos to the public security seem to have disappeared in an instant.

No one wants to be blocked by a group of old ladies on the way to work, and forcibly reciting the core values ​​of the comprehension and the eight glory and shame on the red book… In this way, the people who illegally parked on the street are gone, even the people with red lights They have all disappeared.

In just a few days, the General Administration of Harmony sent a total of tens of thousands of local thieves to the local bureau of comprehension in Peiyuan District. The granary of the detention center saw the bottom. All the policemen of the General Administration of Comprehension, working overtime to make a pen to record the case… The local self-cultivation police station in the Peiyuan District of the Tang Dynasty seems to have become a subsidiary of the General Administration of the Communist Party of China.

The most irritating thing is that the police station is not good at saying anything.

Because I have to admit that since the emergence of the General Administration of Harmony, the quality of all aspects of the Peiyuan District has improved a lot. And this group of old ladies are very smart, do not leave a trace of doing things, there is no illegal behavior on the surface … even if it is a fat man in the corner, you will choose to monitor the dead end.

In short, Dong Laotai is completely famous.

Now Dong Laotai is walking in the Peiyuan District. Even the traffic police can see that he can’t help but shake and shake, and praised “Miss Dong”…

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However, in view of the current status of the “Harmony General Administration”, Miss Dong herself is quite dissatisfied.

At the morning of this morning, Mrs. Dong was carrying his hands and slowly squatting, like an old leader who had been behind the scenes, and came to the secret position of the General Administration of Harmony.

This base was originally an ordinary abandoned factory to be rented and transferred. The rent was very cheap. Dong Laotai and several senior leaders of the Harmony General Administration each took out a little from the retirement salary. Let’s buy it and buy it. Come down.

In just two days, the idle items in the factory have been swept away, and it has been divided into several areas.

First, the harmonious reporting area. The people in the Peiyuan District spontaneously report the uncivilized behaviors in the society, but when they touch the core values ​​of the cultivation of truth, the General Administration of Harmony will help each other…

Second, a harmonious entertainment area. This area is specially designed for the old ladies of the General Administration to dance in the square, in order not to affect the rest of the people nearby. Mrs. Dong also purchased the soundproofing system at her own expense and set two regular square dance songs. The title song is “The Superstar of the World”, and the ending track is “The Pure Land of the Bliss”. The main tone of the domineering is accompanied by a little joy…

Third, a harmonious conference room. As the name implies, this conference room is a high-level leadership meeting for Mr. Dong, which is used for emergency distribution.

In addition to the above three regions, there are two remaining small areas, the Harmony Fitness Room and an independent office of Dong Laotai…

as usual. The first thing that Dong Laotai did when he came to the office was to immediately take a bucket of water in the bathroom, then took a clean white cloth and began to carefully wipe the stone that was enshrined at the desk.

In the eyes of outsiders, this stone is nothing strange, but for everyone in the General Directorate of Harmony, this stone is of extraordinary significance…because this stone is engraved with twenty-four mantras… it was the original Wang Ling left That one.

While wiping, a grandfather wearing a red towel on his arm came at the door of the office and knocked on the door of the office: “Miss Dong, is it busy?” The old man, Zhang, is a competent cadre of Dong Laotai. Red armband, this is the symbol of the senior leadership of the General Administration of Harmony.

Mrs. Dong did not speak and wiped the stone with one heart and one mind.

Five minutes later, she wringed the white cloth, threw it into the bucket, squared the stone on the desk, and placed a three-column incense in the stove in front of the stone…

In the process, the uncle Zhang at the door is no longer talking, standing straight in front of the door. After waiting for Dong Laotai to wait in silence, Dong Laotai turned around and looked at the door and said faintly: “Come in and talk…”

“Is there any new progress?” Mrs. Dong stared at the stone on the table and asked without squinting.

“No, I haven’t received any news from the seat yet… Will it be a seat to abandon us?” the old man replied.

“This is impossible! At the beginning… the seat left this stone for us. It is to give us the confidence and hope of social security, we abide by the core values ​​of the cultivation of truth, and adhere to the principle of coming from the people to the people. .Serve the people wholeheartedly……”

Speaking of this, Dong Laotai is excited, and there is a faint expression in the deep eyelids: “I know! It must be that our harmony is not enough, and we have not moved to the seat.”

“I think so too.” Uncle Zhang nodded in agreement.

Dong Laotai frowned. “But, as far as our current financial situation is concerned, it is not enough to spread the team to other regions. It is only the staff of Peiyuan District, and now it is not enough.”

Uncle Zhang also sighed: “The old ladies and old ladies will know the landlords and the mahjong all day long! This has seriously violated the community ironity of our General Administration of Harmony.”

“The newcomers don’t understand the rules, and the training is just fine. Be patient. Is the financial statement coming out? I will sum up the total amount.”

Uncle Zhang was silent for a while: “The report will be sent here. The problem of funds, I think Miss Dong does not have to worry about it. In the morning, an enthusiastic mass voted for a bank card in our report box. The funds inside… are enough for our initial operations.”

“Well?” Mrs. Dong showed a strange expression: “Is it difficult? Is this the card given by the seat? Is the card’s history clearly?”

“It should not come from the seat… The current history is still under investigation. In addition to a bank card, this person has a letter indicating that the purpose of delivering this card is to give us the subsidy turnover of the Harmony Administration. Used…” Uncle Zhang carefully recalled it, and immediately looked at it. It seemed to think of something: “Oh yes! Aunt Li of the technical department found a faint watermark on this envelope, like a string of numbers. …may be the clue that the other party left us.”

Mrs. Dong’s eyes slid a little and turned to his chin for a moment: “This should be the test that the other side has left us. If we don’t even have the ability to detect this in the opposite direction, our Harmony General Administration will be too cheap. Find out the source of this letter as soon as possible!”

“Yes, Miss Dong!” Zhang uncle nodded.

“Oh yes, what is this number?” asked Dong Laotai.

“It seems to be… 8823?” Uncle Zhang replied.