The Daily Life of the Immortal King

5 month 19 day, the fourth week of school on Tuesday, and went to the old antique history time that everyone is familiar with.

I saw a tiger’s back at the door, fat and wide, with some round fat people, stepping on the steps and coming to the classroom, appearing on the podium of the first and third classes on time.

Old antiques rarely carry textbooks, and for the test sites on the textbooks, old antiques have long been remembered.

Wang Ling feels that in a sense, without a textbook, it can raise the classroom atmosphere to a level of pleasure that is acceptable to all. It is very difficult to do this. Looking at the whole sixty, the old antiques are typical representatives of teachers who have done a good job in this respect. This form of no-class lesson is actually a test of the personal ability of being a teacher.

After a weekend and a Monday. In just three days, the outline of the old antiques seems to have expanded a lot… The old antiques and the director’s love in the fifty-nine are not secret. As a man in love, Wang Ling wants to know the form of love in old antiques, and must go out to eat and eat together with Director Xie.

Wang Ling feels that it is not just old antiques, but even Director Xie is fatter than before…

“A lot of things have happened in recent days. I don’t know if you have heard of an organization called the Holy Mounted Army?”

When the old antiques said that there was a lot more discussion in the class. Obviously, this fake milk powder marketing organization has gained wide attention from all walks of life in the short time after being exposed by the media.

On the old hand, a flash of light flashed a tin can on the table: “This can of fake milk powder was bought from a holy milk powder. At the time, the other side strongly recommended me to act as an agent.”

“Teacher, then what?” Lin Xiaoyu curiously asked.

“Later, this can of milk powder was flickered by my penny…. After listening to my teaching, the holy milk powder decided to wash his face and re-do it!”

Old antiques said that many people in the audience came out with laughter, thinking that old antiques are bragging every day. Only Sun Rong and Wang Ling felt awkward… When the old antiques said that they could kill a man with a chalk head, many people thought it was a joke, and the result was really killing people.

So, this thing is obvious, it should be true…

This time, the old antiques used the Paladin to sell fake milk powder, obviously it has other implications. After the lesson of “Replay and Evolution of Hua Xiuguo’s Ancient TV Dramas”, “Hua Xiuguo’s Modern History” is the highlight of the history class. It is also a mandatory test point for the old-fashioned examinations in the mid-term and final exams. The knowledge involved is very extensive.

Previously, the antique fake milk powder incident of the Al-Qaeda was only used to attract the students and attracted enough interest.

And when the class is quiet again, everyone knows that the feature film has begun…

“The modern history of Hua Xiu should start from the first melon war. This is a national humiliation history full of disasters.” When the old antiques said the definition, they couldn’t help but sigh: “In that year, in order to fight against melons. The melon skin army led by Pi Mo Zun, Hua Xiuguo has sacrificed countless predecessors in the realm of comprehension… There may be students who will raise doubts and do not understand what the melon skin means. Here I will explain a bit, the so-called melon skin actually A drug that used to be smashed into a cigarette in the past. Once you take a bite, you can’t help but take a second bite, and then the whole person’s IQ will be lower and lower.”

Everyone: “…”

“The most important thing is that once you eat melon skin, you will become addicted.”

Everyone: “…”

The old antique smiled: “In that year, the Guapi army formed quickly. It was no less than the current Paladin. So the country is very worried about this Paladin, fearing that it will repeat the mistakes of the Guapi Army. Although it is currently confirmed that the substances contained in fake milk powder will not affect the human body, this impact on the national economy is quite bad behavior.”

Everyone can’t help but nod. Anyone who has prepended this lesson knows that when the Guapi Army first rose, it relied on pyramid schemes to gather a large number of people in a short time. However, the original form of pyramid scheme did not immediately attract the attention of Hua Xiuguo. When Hua Xiuguo reacted, he found that the incident had become out of control.

According to the old-fashioned way of class, usually before the beginning of the lesson, the antiques will quickly comb the framework of the course.

The beginning of the historical event of “Hua Xiuguo’s Modern History – About the First Guapi War” began with the sale of drug melon skin from the model of the melon. Old antiques have a deep understanding of this history because it is a history of shame. In those days, foreigners referred to this historical history of Hua Xiuguo as “the era of eating the whole nation.” So today, every year on the history of the exam, this paragraph is a must-test point, in order to ask the students to remember history, not forget the national shame.

After quickly sorting out the cause of the first Guapi war, it was time to go to the old gossip.

This time, the object of the old-fashioned gossip is the Guapi Devil.

“I don’t know how much the students know about the Guapi Demon?” the old antique stood on the podium and asked.

Waiting for a moment, I saw a silent figure in the class, and the old antiques showed a symbolic smile: “The rumor that this melon skin demon is very strong. To give a simple example, we are the generals of the Chinese nation. I once had a record of playing against the Guapi Demon. At that time, the two men played together, the melon skin demon statue did not move, and the Yi generals stepped back three steps.”

There was a bang in the class!

How strong is the general’s strength?

– This is Juggernaut! The legendary figure of the Stone General of the Ministry of Defense and the demon god!

“But as far as I know, in fact, the melon skin demon was actually seriously injured at the time. It was just a hard support. Therefore, after the first melon war, the melon skin demon was evaporated, and no specific traces were known.” Said the old antiques.

“Is it already dead?” Someone asked, and most of the classmates in the class were also curious.

“There are rumors that I have died. After the second Guapi war, the melon skin army of the original melon skin demon is handed over to the meristor disciple of the melon skin demon.” But it is very strange. So far, no one has ever flown out of the news that the melon skin is dead. I am a bit skeptical. Is it possible that this snake skin is really immortal, it is possible to imprison his injured master and then seek for a lieutenant? “Old antiques say their own guess.”

The master of the two eggs exclaimed: “Incarceration play?! Lying trough!? This melon skin demon is shaking m?”

“The most interesting thing about the mentoring cp god horse!” Lin Xiaoyu was full of excitement, and his mind immediately filled up with 100,000 words of rot.

“Of course, there is a more credible rumor that Guapi Demi is trying to escape the pursuit of his apprentice. Sealing his soul in a device, the rumor is a mask with the power of curse… …”

When the old antiques said it, Wang Ling, who had been low-faced, suddenly raised his head.