The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"Come, come, come... Let your brother Chen see what such an outrageous thing you did in your previous life to end up like this."

Xiao Chen slapped the Mountain God Jade with two palms again: "Why are you standing there, help!"

Shan Shenyu jumped twice, as if protesting Xiao Chen's violent behavior.

Green fluorescence floated into Xiao Chen's mind, and the memories of his lifetime flashed back in his mind like a revolving lantern.

"Ha ha……"

Xiao Chen stood up with his hips akimbo, limping, and laughed wildly against the mountain wind.

"I'm actually born from a gourd. This fetal birth is full marks."

Xiao Chen thought about it seriously, and the smile on his face gradually changed.

"Then I'm not a gourd baby, I just don't know if there is a white-bearded grandpa, I'm a bit awesome."

Xiao Chen looked at his crotch, and said thoughtfully: "The strength of a big baby, let's get bigger!"

"But it didn't work."

"Erwa's strength, without clairvoyance, can't see through anything."

"Sanwa's strength is invulnerable!"

Xiao Chen looked at the fist that was still a little red and swollen, and gave up thinking about punching himself a few times.

"The power of four children."

Xiao Chen opened his mouth and a dragon roared, but in the end he only spit out a mouthful of saliva.

"The power of five babies, the power of six babies..."

The black line on Xiao Chen's head stood on the edge of the cliff with a sad expression on his face.

"It also came out of the gourd, why is the gap so big?"

Since the gourd baby had no effect, Xiao Chen focused on the cause of his death in the previous life.

"The seal should not have been broken, it was just leaked a little due to the influence of the blood moon, otherwise this place should be gone."

Xiao Chen muttered and frowned.

"This young man's mental quality is not good, so he just ate some people? Who doesn't eat some snacks these days, can't bear it?"

But then Xiao Chen turned his attention to strange places.

"After eating so many people, they didn't open up their stomachs and clean them. What the hell, they have shit in their stomachs!"

Xiao Chen scratched his head: "According to this logic, I, Emperor Tuntian, ate a lot of shit?"

"It seems a bit strange, but there seems to be nothing wrong with it!"

Xiao Chen scratched his hair in distress, trying to get this strange thought out of his head.

But that sentence, "I ate a lot of shit", these words kept floating in Xiao Chen's mind, floating back and forth, haunting.

"It's so fucking scary. Do you want to silence everyone who knows about it? If it gets out in the future, it will affect my glorious and handsome image."

Xiao Chen seriously thought about the matter of silence.

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that something was wrong, so Xiao Chen forcibly shifted his attention to other places.

"Didn't my little cutie help me cover up the secret? How could it still be found?"

"Where did that stunted little girl come from? The breath on her body is similar to the breath sealed in her eyes. Could it be from the same place?"

"What kind of bullshit is this Tianji Zong, if you don't drown your bastard sons in the toilet, I will write my name upside down."

Xiao Chen kept mumbling by himself, like a psychopath.

At this time, Shui Shengsheng's figure suddenly appeared on the top of the mountain.

Seeing that little figure who was cursing, tears kept pouring out of Shui Shengsheng's eyes.

"Chen... Chenchen." Shui Shengsheng called out in disbelief.

"Chen what dust, please show some respect and call him Brother Chen."

Xiao Chen heard someone calling him, and looked back in dissatisfaction.

Xiao Chen was stunned on the spot, staring at Shui Shengsheng's chest for a while.

Xiao Chen wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and asked: "Beauty, are your breasts real or fake?"

"It's really Xiao Chen, his dead son who came back to life."

Shui Shengsheng looked at Xiao Chen in front of him, and rushed up frantically.

"No..."

Xiao Chen was held in Shui Shengsheng's arms, as if afraid that all this was an illusion, Shui Shengsheng hugged her very tightly.

Poor Xiao Chen, he's just a weak chicken now, he can't resist being hugged by Shui Shengsheng at all.

"Hmm..." Xiao Chen kept struggling, and Xiao Chen couldn't breathe under the pressure.

At this time, the rest of the people had also reached the top of the mountain. After seeing this scene, they were shocked and had no choice but to swarm up.

"Shengsheng, let go quickly."

"It's not an illusion, it's real."

"Chen Chen rolled his eyes, he was almost smothered to death by you."

Everyone kept pulling Shui Shengsheng's hand, Xiao Chen's head was about to explode, and he felt that he would be suffocated to death in the next moment.

Under everyone's persuasion, Shui Shengsheng finally let go of her hand.

Xiao Chen gasped for breath as if he had been rescued from drowning.

Poor Xiao Chen almost became the first man to be smothered to death.

"You... you, you are awesome."

Xiao Chen gasped for breath, waved his hands, looking hopeless.

Seeing Xiao Chen jumping around in front of them, everyone jumped up happily.

Poor Xiao Chen was hugged by this woman and kissed by that woman.

"No!"

"Don't kiss me, it's almost peeling off."

"Ah... have you brushed your teeth yet?"

Xiao Chen wailed in pain, but this small voice was completely useless.

Three days later, Xiao Chen was hugged by Bai Ziyan and basked in the sun at the foot of the mountain with a look of death.

For the past three days, Xiao Chen's feet hadn't touched the ground, and he had been hugged all the time.

Bai Ziyan and the others didn't have any good explanations for Xiao Chen's personality change.

It can only be blamed on life and death, and a big change in personality.

Bai Ziyan took out a palm-sized fruit out of nowhere, and stuffed it into Xiao Chen's mouth.

"Clear spirit fruit is good for the eyes."

Xiao Chen chewed the fruit mechanically, with a helpless expression on his face, stuffing all kinds of crap into his mouth.

"Hundred Fire Pill, can strengthen the body."

Xiao Chen's eyes almost rolled away, but he couldn't stop Bai Ziyan's enthusiasm.

If other monks saw this scene, they would burst into tears and say, "Destroy everything."

All kinds of geniuses and treasures were given to Xiao Chen without money.

In just half a month, Xiao Chen was forcibly fed into a fat boy under the care of a dozen women.

It is no exaggeration to say that the good things Xiao Chen ate in the past half month almost caught up with the background of a small sect.

Looking at his obese body, Xiao Chen really wanted to bump his head to death at the foot of this mountain.

"Don't feed me these things anymore, I won't be able to find a wife in the future."

On this day, Xiao Chen finally let out a cry.

"It's okay, it's okay, Sanniang will find you ten or eight in the future."

Shui Shengsheng stuffed a fruit into Xiao Chen's mouth with a smile.

Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and said, "I'm going to start practicing tomorrow, and these things will delay my progress."