The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

Poor Duguxue, the great master of martial arts in her previous life, has now completely become someone else's baby.

If you want to make it round, make it round, and if you want to make it flat, make it flat.

Xiao Chen bought a baby bottle, as for what to feed, anyway, he definitely can't eat anything that is not nutritious like milk powder.

Xiao Chen wandered around the street with a baby bottle, and squeezed a bottle of "juice" by the way.

Heifeng burst into tears, this is too fucking extravagant, it is all squeezed out by some rare fruits.

How many geniuses and treasures are wasted on a bottle of "juice"!

"Give me a taste and see if there will be any side effects." Hei Feng looked righteous.

"Your grandma's, I can't bear to drink it myself, but you still want to have a sip." Xiao Chen kicked Hei Feng, who was jumping up and down, away with one kick.

"Bang!" Heifeng landed right in front of a mobile phone store.

Looking at those clerks with bruised noses and swollen faces, the black wind grew vicious, "I took off all my clothes for robbery."

"It's this living ancestor again." A group of shop assistants burst into tears.

"Come here, let's eat." Xiao Chen stuffed the bottle into Duguxue's mouth.

Because of too much force, he almost stuffed the entire mouth of the bottle into Duguxue's mouth.

Duguxue almost didn't cry, she yelled in her heart, "Sooner or later, I will die at the hands of your brother Chen."

Liusu Mingyue angrily snatched the bottle.

The little guy held a bottle as big as himself and started feeding Dugu Xue.

"Hehe, I didn't expect you, a girl, to take care of people."

"Hmph!" Liusu Mingyue proudly raised her head, but a drop of saliva flowed out directly.

Xiao Chen laughed loudly when he saw it, "Are you hoping that Xiao Xuexue won't be able to drink it all, so I'll give you some left over?"

Liusu Mingyue wiped off her saliva, pouted her lips without blushing, said without heartbeat, "I don't like this, what's so good about juice."

"Batt..."

While speaking, a drop of saliva flowed out again.

"I don't want to drink, why are you drooling?" Xiao Chen looked amused.

"I...I...I have a toothache recently, so...that's why I like to drool." Liusu Mingyue started raving nonsense anxiously.

"Woo~ If you laugh again, I'll bite you!"

Liusu Mingyue clenched her teeth up and down, looking fierce.

As a result, there was an empty sound in the little guy's stomach, and the atmosphere was really awkward.

Xiao Chen remembered that this little guy hadn't eaten since last night.

Xiao Chen cheerfully found a small restaurant and ordered a table of dishes for the little girl, which made Liusu Mingyue roll with joy.

Duguxue drank half of it and stopped drinking.

"Why, look down on me, if you don't drink up, I'll hang you up and beat you today."

Xiao Chen looked dissatisfied at the remaining half bottle of "juice".

At this time, Duguxue's face was flushed red, her eyes were full of lovelessness.

"Pfft..."

"You...you fucking poop, don't you even know how to say it?" Xiao Chen almost didn't cry, he just stretched his crotch.

Dugu Xuesheng closed her eyes unrequitedly, as if you could do whatever you like.

"Your grandma has a leg, and if she can't speak, then you should squeak!"

Xiao Chen asked the hotel owner to boil a bucket of hot water, like washing a rag, and put Duguxue in the bucket for a while to stir.

Duguxue couldn't help crying anymore, "I will be played to death by you sooner or later."

"What the hell, I'm pulling again!" Xiao Chen felt dissatisfied, lifted Duguxue up from the bucket, and threw the water a few times along the way.

Duguxue was thrown dizzy for a while, and almost vomited out what she ate just now.

The lady proprietress of the restaurant passing by was sweating profusely, how could she take care of a child like this.

The proprietress, who couldn't stand it anymore, came up directly and snatched the child.

Seeing Duguxue crying earth-shatteringly, the proprietress thought the child was suffering.

Little did she know that Duguxue just didn't allow others to touch her.

"How can you take care of the child like this." The proprietress found a clean towel and wrapped Duguxue up.

"Where are the diapers? Where are the clothes?"

"What?" Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment: "What kind of clothes do you kid wear, as long as your butt is bare."

At this moment, the proprietress wondered if this guy stole this little baby from somewhere.

But judging by the talent of this young man, he doesn't look like a bad guy.

The proprietress said helplessly: "It happens that my younger brother and sister are also confinement, she should have diapers there."

Ten minutes later, with the help of the proprietress, Duguxue finally put on her clothes and put on a diaper.

Xiao Chen held Duguxue in his arms and murmured dissatisfiedly: "Is this me going to serve my ancestors?"

"Puff... puff..."

Duguxue was so angry that she spat at Xiao Chen.

"You're still losing your temper." Xiao Chen stuffed the pacifier into Duguxue's mouth, "Drink it up, if you don't drink it all up, I'll hang you up and beat you."

Poor Duguxue, who did she meet?

After Liusu Mingyue had eaten and drank enough, Xiao Chen returned to the supermarket just now.

I bought all the diapers and baby clothes in the supermarket.

"You are really expensive."

Xiao Chen looked through it, the money obtained from the robbery yesterday was completely used up now.

Duguxue really wanted to vomit and drool all over her face. Did she buy so many diapers and clothes for the next life?

When I got home, it was just in time for dinner.

Seeing the baby in Xiao Chen's arms, the whole family's eyes almost popped out.

If you go out for a day, why do you even have children?

The three of Wang Duoduo were even more heartbroken. Now that they have children, wouldn't they be out of play?

The whole family came directly to a joint trial.

Xiao Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and told the story again.

This Coke ruined Wang Duoduo and the three of them.

"What's her name, brother Xiao Chen?"

After dinner, everyone made fun of Duguxue.

Duguxue was expressionless, eyes full of disgust.

"Duguxue." Xiao Chen turned out the diaper and said dissatisfiedly, "You fucked up again, are your intestines straight? You pull them out after you eat them."

"Let me come!" Seeing that her son was clumsy, Xiao Chen's mother wanted to go up to help.

As soon as Xiao Chen's mother took over Duguxue, Dugu quit, and began to cry earth-shatteringly.

"This..." Xiao Chen's mother was a little puzzled.

"Okay, let me do it, this guy is a brain, you can't take it." Xiao Chen took Duguxue back, and the little guy stopped crying immediately.

"Puff..."

Duguxue kept spitting at Xiao Chen.

"Got it, got it, let no one touch you in the future!"

"Your grandma still has a cleanliness habit, and there are so many problems." Xiao Chen muttered, changing Duguxue into a diaper.

At night, Xiao Chen slept on a recliner in the yard, hugging Duguxue.

A few little guys stood aside curiously.

Especially Xiao Yinglong, standing beside Xiao Chen, wanted to touch Duguxue, but looked very scared.

It's really cute to be so entangled in falling asleep.

That dead pig Heifeng came back only in the middle of the night with a happy face, as for what he did, Xiao Chen didn't bother to ask.