The Era of the Second Element of the Literary Girl

The first thing they clicked on was of course the Platinum Disco OP. This is the original soundtrack of the OST without V, so after the prelude sounded, the two looked at the lyrics and began to listen attentively. Moreover, they were not listening to the OP from the perspective of an animation audience. , but from the perspective of the editor and the original author, so the expression is very serious when listening, and I dare not let go of any details. * WwW.suimeng.lā

Soon, the platinum disco prelude sounded.

"Ah hey~"

"Ah Yo~"

Yes, when they heard the prelude, Xia Mu and Jingniao were completely sure that this should be a cute style of music, and after the prelude ended, the beginning of the verse part also verified their guess.

"Look at a world of platinum~"

"Take a step forward~"

"With the never-ending~"

"This throbbing heart, let's dance together~"

How should I put it, Xia Mu has no opinion on this style, especially as a lolicon, he likes Li Xiaoci's early song "The Four Articles of the Constitution of the Son of Heaven" very much, and even that song is still in use today. In his playlist, and now Young Master Mo has brought out her earliest style of music, this feeling as if meeting her first love again... I am so satisfied that I can't be more satisfied, okay?

On the other hand, as an editor, Jing Niao also likes this song very much, and there is no special reason. He just thinks this song is pretty good, and "Love Story of Southern Cockroach" is indeed a light love song. Comedy, the hero's sister is also cute and playful, using this song as the OP is a match made in heaven.

In fact, although Platinum Disco is similar to Li Xiaoci's first song The Four Articles of the Constitution of the Son of Heaven, it is different from the Four Articles of the Constitution of the Son of Heaven... Platinum Disco has a very terrifying brainwashing ability.

To put it simply, after listening to this song, your head will keep repeating this song, and your mind will be filled with its melody, which is several times more brainwashing than normal songs.

If a student listens to Platinum Disco several times before the exam, he basically doesn’t need to take the exam, because when he writes the paper, he will keep echoing this song in his head, just like a concert, and finally he will be alone In the examination room, she was desperate to die, like a demon entering her body, and she would sink deeper and deeper, until she couldn't extricate herself.

but……

After all, Xia Mu and Jingniao had just finished listening to it for the first time.

So they have not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to the bathroom." Teacher Xia Mu said.

Then he got up and walked to the toilet of the editorial department, but Jingtiao naturally stayed where he was and waited for him.

However, while Jingniao was waiting for Xia Mu to go to the bathroom, his head also unknowingly began to automatically play the animation op that he had just listened to for the first time, and the two legs under the table also started to play. Shaking involuntarily.

The most terrifying thing is that Jingdiao himself didn't notice all this at all.

So, he just stared out of the window in a daze, the Platinum Disco automatically brainwashed the cycle in his brain, his feet were still shaking, it looked like he was having an epileptic seizure.

A few minutes later.

"What are you shaking?" Xia Mu asked.

He just came back from the toilet, and saw Jingniao shaking his legs here. The key is that this person is not playing any songs with a strong sense of rhythm. He is obviously in a daze quietly, why is he shaking so happily?

"Ah? I'm shaking... oh shit!!!"

Hearing Xia Mu's reminder, Jingniao finally came to his senses...

My head seems to be replaying the same melody all the time! ! !

Mom! Shouldn't my mind be blank just now?

Why did I subconsciously repeat this song, and I didn't realize it at all?

After regaining his senses, Jingniao also told Xia Mu about his discovery, and Xia Mu, after being stunned for a few seconds, also reacted, "I'm so tired! If you didn't remind me, I didn't find out I keep playing this song in my head!"

That's right, at this time Xia Mu suddenly remembered, not to mention Jingniao, he himself seemed to be brainwashed by this song. When he was in the toilet, all he could think about was the content of the animation sample, but he always felt Something was wrong, and now he realized that there was a song looping in the background in his head, and he never turned it off! After listening to the song for so many years, it seems that this is the first time he has encountered such a powerful brainwashing cute sound!

Yes, at this moment, the two realized the real horror of Platinum Disco!

certainly!

After vaguely realizing the horror of Platinum Disco, they will naturally continue to listen to the animated ed, and to be honest, they can’t turn off the song Platinum Disco, just like they have a virus, they must listen to it Order other songs to forcefully get rid of brainwashing, at worst, fight poison with fire.

It's just that after Platinum Disco, a surprise that exceeded psychological expectations, the two of them were already completely buddhist. Jing Niao can also wear a Shiba Inu-like smile on his face, and live strong, hard, happy, and stubborn.

but……

Soon, as the song of ed's love cycle sounded, the Buddhist expressions of the two were broken again.

Among them, Mr. Xia Mu's expression was very excited, and the song was full of cuteness the moment he heard it, revealing his lolicon nature that had been hidden for many years.

In contrast, Jing Niao looked quite shocked... because he is not a lolicon at all, and he is about to fall into this song!

impossible!

This is obviously impossible!

"Sai~no~"

"Get XX~send bag home~ dabaa~"

"Ah~ sender home~ oh la~"

"Koukoulou Wow Xinkasu Road ~ A certain capital ~ A certain oh capital"

When hearing this, Mr. Xia Mu silently closed his eyes, showing a look of enjoyment.

On the other hand, Jing Niao, the editor-in-chief who resolutely refuses to admit that she is Lolicon, is clenching her teeth and resisting hard.

You must know that he is a very principled man. When he reads books, he rarely reads loli books, so how can he easily bow his head? Even if he dies and jumps off the stairs, he will definitely not be a lolicon!

...

Then there is a rap in the verse.

"Oral, you vulgar, ki eh bridge against ke nala"

"Voice, I ke color bar chair dei"

"Oh a certain dei, oh a kind of dei"

"Everyone is a big ke~~A bag card device card card no card~"

"Senli's no Mickey's profile is Kara, and his suit is as good as your Kata Yisong's suit."

"You're jealous of something, you know what to say"

"Sinu ki, one ya sinu ki"

At this point, the part of the verse is over.

At this time, Natsume-sensei, who was enjoying with his eyes closed, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an idiot-like smile. In the singing, he seemed to see that he had taken up a job that he had always dreamed of... that's right, it was the principal of the kindergarten.

And on the other side...

Jingtiao is still struggling on the edge of the precipice of becoming a lolicon.

In fact, in the second half of the rap of the main song, he already wanted to admit defeat. A man can bend and stretch, so it doesn't matter if he becomes a lolicon. However, Xia Mu next to him reminded him with a gentlemanly smile, don't bow your head, unless you want to become a pervert like Teacher Natsume.

But in the end, Jingdiao still gave up.

Because the moment the chorus "Fuwa Fuwa Li~Fuwa Fuwa Road~" sounded, he suddenly discovered...

There's nothing wrong with admitting to being a lolicon!

Don't forget, Leo Tolstoy said that loli is not cute because she is beautiful, but beautiful because she is cute; Turgenev said, believe in yourself first, and then loli will believe in you; Copernicus It has been said that a person's bounden duty is to bravely explore loli; even Edison said that lolicon is the hentai of 99, and the true love of 1. You see, in the long river of history, so many ancestors scrambled to pave the way for the future generations of lolicons with their lives. What does this mean? It shows that loli is the ladder of human progress, and lolicon is the inevitable result of the development of civilization!

Well, Kyotori admits that the above is all nonsense.

Because these words are all said by Lu Xun.

but!

From OP's Platinum Disco, to ED's Love Cycle, Mo Shao's two songs are definitely the biggest songs he has ever encountered in his life, except for the face-to-face with a female netizen and the other party took out a big baby from his crotch surprise!

...

In short, after saving the two songs in their respective local single loops, as the copyright owner, Jingniao also quickly expressed its affirmation of the quality of the sample and praise for the op and ed. The words are so gorgeous that even Xiaodai Mao himself It's embarrassing to see.

but……

And that's all.

At least in the eyes of Xia Mu and Jingtiao, these are just two cute and cute songs, which can add points to the whole animation, but you said that you want to be popular in the house circle, so popular that it can increase the popularity of the animation... Say To be honest, the two didn't think about it at all.

After all, there are many good songs, but there are very few good songs that can become popular. There are too many good songs that eventually become unpopular, so whether a good song can become popular in the end can no longer be judged by whether it is good or not Yes, what is emphasized here is metaphysics.

However, Li Xiaoci has a honeyed self-confidence that is difficult for others to understand.

After all, she doesn't talk about metaphysics at all, she just opens up.

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