The First Family of Tang Dynasty

Cheng Chubi happily. "You want to hear the story of three old white-bearded grandpas eating children in the middle of the night, right?"

The old sixth's face was green, his head shook into a splatter drum, and the fourth and fifth on the side squeezed their eyebrows and laughed.

Seeing that the sixth child was stunned, Cheng Chubi coughed seriously. What story did he tell?

Cheng Chubi suddenly had an idea, and thought of a joke that he had used to make a smile before he crossed over with a pair of cute and delicate little nurses with squinted eyes.

"I'll tell you an interesting little story. Someone asked Wang Erxiao to cut a tree by the river and accidentally dropped an iron axe into the river. He burst into tears.

Suddenly, an old voice came from the water: ‘My child, did you drop a golden axe?’

Wang Erxiao shouted into the water: ‘No. ’

The voice in the water said again: ‘Then you dropped a silver axe?’

The second elementary school said no again. At this moment, an old **** with an iron axe on his forehead floating in the water, his face covered in blood, roared with a dark face: So you really are the **** who cut me!..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Chubi was happy, and laughed heartily: "Hahaha, it's so funny..."

"??" The three younger brothers looked dumbfounded, where's the point of their smile? How can we not feel it.

"...Third brother, shouldn't he be crazy again?" Cheng Laowu stretched out the corner of Cheng Lao Si's clothes, his eyes confused.

Cheng Laosi quickly stretched out his hand and put it in front of his mouth, indicating that the two younger brothers should not talk nonsense, so as not to provoke the third brother to get sick.

When Cheng Chubi put aside his smile, he looked at him with a dull expression on the three quiet brothers in front of him, and he couldn't help but feel a little dazed. "Don't you find it funny?"

"Hahaha, it's funny, isn't it five and six, what are you doing stupidly, isn't it funny?" Cheng Laosi's laugh seemed so dull and boring, and he looked at his two younger brothers. Crazy hint.

"Hahaha, yes yes, so funny, third brother is amazing." Cheng Laowu said weakly.

"Hahaha, the third brother is awesome, the third brother is good at telling jokes?" Cheng Laoliu said guiltily, and suddenly felt that he should not encourage the two brothers to steal the syringe from the third brother. The third brother is too pitiful.

"Third brother, we interrupted you to take a nap. You should rest soon. We are going out to play. Third brother, you have to get better soon."

"To the third brother, wait for you to get better, then tell us a joke."

Seeing these three little **** kids so hypocritically perfunctory themselves and rushed out of the room like a ghost, Cheng Chubi was in a bad shape.

What is going on, where is the problem? Such a funny joke, they didn't have any normal reaction, it was too unscientific.

Perhaps it is because the children of this era lack understanding ability and need to be improved. In addition, their speech skills need to be more interesting and lively.

For example, you can write, draw, and paint, supplemented by words, just like when you are a substitute for a village central elementary school, so that children can intuitively feel their own expressions.

Yes, it must be so. Cheng Chubi suddenly palmed his hand with a boxing punch. It seems that the next time he tells his own story, it is best to prepare a small blackboard, so that it can be more vivid.

Outside the door, in the corner, three heads crowded together, spying on the movement in the house.

"What is the third brother doing?"

"I don't know, I will be happy and sad for a while, still talking to myself, what a poor third brother, I haven't recovered from the illness for such a long time."

"What the **** the third brother said just now, why can't I hear anything funny."

"Hey, the third brother who used to be so witty and humorous, can speak good words, now he can't even tell a joke, it's so pitiful..."

"The third brother took so many medicines, even Xiongxinbaozigu, but now the disease is not completely cured, or else, the other formula that father said before, how about we try it for the third brother?"

"What formula."

"Wolf-hearted soup."

"real or fake?"

Faced with the confused eyes of the fourth and sixth brothers, the fifth youngest looked triumphant and authentic.

"Of course it is true. You forgot. When King Shu and Brother Fang sent the wolf corpse that day, Dad said he wanted to chop up the black-faced Laohou’s dog, and took his lungs to stew a wolf-hearted soup. ."

"Yes, yes, I heard it at the time, and I can testify." The sixth one hurriedly followed, and by the way, he squeezed an ant that dared to climb on his leg viciously. Next time I will clean up your whole family. Major things are to be done, and I also have to contribute my own strength to the third brother’s illness.

Cheng Laosi nodded seriously. "Okay, since Dad said, then we are all brothers of the third brother, as the so-called brothers are united, and Qili breaks gold. We also want to help a bunch of third brothers. I remember that there is a pickled wolf heart at home, but No dog lungs."

"Fourth brother, I have money, let's buy it to treat the third brother." For the third brother's younger brother, the fifth is also very enthusiastic.

"Okay, let's go and buy more. By the way, I don't know if the dog's heart can be useful. By the way, I can buy some of the dog's heart."

"No problem, let's go, I'm afraid the market will not sell it late..."

The family member of Cheng's Mansion watched with a dumbfounded look as the three young men hurried out of the mansion, excitedly discussing horrible topics.

The news that several young boys from the Cheng family went to the market to buy dog ​​lungs and make wolf heart and dog lung soup to treat their third brother's illness, and the news spread across the whole market in an instant.

The neighbours in the neighborhood were deeply moved by the brotherhood of the Cheng family, and at the same time, they also got a definite answer to the news that the youngest Cheng was still in a madness.

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Not long after Cheng Chubi finished his introspection, he lay back on the couch and waited for Zhou Gong's call. As a result, he heard another noise coming from outside the house.

Cheng Chubi's face went dark immediately, so that he didn't let people take a lunch break. Turned over and sat up, strode to the door, and slammed the door open.

Standing outside the door, Li Ke, who was about to knock on the door, and Fang Jun, standing behind him, looked at the brutal and murderous Cheng Chubi with dumbfounded expressions.

The two looked at each other tremblingly. Damn it! Isn't Cheng Laosan sick?

Cheng Chubi didn't expect that it was not the three little kids, but these two, who reluctantly squeezed a smile.

"I didn't expect His Royal Highness Shu to come personally, I, um, Caomin, minister..." Cheng Chubi's mind was a little confused, how he should call himself, this is a big question.

Li Ke's eyes twitched, and he grinned. "Brother Chubi, don't do this. Brother has done it. I apologize to you here. Xiongtai shouldn't make a living like this."

"Brother De said it is extremely true, our brothers have never paid attention to those things." Fang Jun nodded from the side with a serious expression on his face.

Cheng Chubi could only rest his mind on the lunch break, and invited the two to enter the house. Before sitting down, Fang Jun couldn't wait to be authentic. "Brother Chubi, have you heard that the other three injured are all sick."

As a professional doctor who saves the world and practises medicine with great virtue, Cheng Chubi was silent for a while before sighing. "It's a pity, if they can believe me that day, at least the chances of surviving will be much higher."

Li Ke got up and said with a polite gesture to Cheng Chubi. "In the old banquet, the younger brother made the party, but he did not expect that he caused Brother Chubi to drink too much and fell into a coma for several days.

"These days, little brother, I have been thinking behind closed doors, and today I finally have a chance to come to the door and apologize to Brother Chu Bi..."

"Yes, Brother Weide has been kept in the house by his father, and he came out today." Fang Jun corroborated by the side.

"What does it mean to come out?" Li Ke, the handsome and compelling King of Shu, turned black. Am I a dog?

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