The Guide is Always Expressionless

Put the bracelet away, I sold my pocket watch to you for a comb. Now you go make a delicious steak for me to enjoy. ’"

Elisen fell on his back on the sofa and read aloud the contents of his e-book on the soft screen. He recently fell in love with all kinds of romance novels and classical love literature, which was like opening a new world door.

"Dana, this couple is really stupid, but so romantic. If I were so poor, I would be like that Jim. Even if I give out the most precious things, I will meet all your requirements at all costs."

Dana just smiled when he heard this, and then asked him: "Oh? What is your most precious thing?"

He walked out of the kitchen, put a cup of freshly brewed hot tea in front of Elisen's eyes, and poured warm milk on it.

Elisen smiled slyly, pulled the sugar bowl and added two spoons of sugar to his milk tea, picked up the cup and moved it to his lips: "Oh, but I think you must not allow me to do that, because..."

He took a sip of milk tea. As expected, Dana Chong's tea was delicious in the world. He smashed his mouth, and Dana took the second half of the sentence that he couldn't finish.

"Yes, I don't need you to change the most precious thing for me, because my treasure is already in front of my eyes. Nothing can compare to my treasure." Dana kissed Elisen's mouth and said.

After the trick was successful, Elisen, who heard what he wanted to hear most, satisfactorily pulled Dana into his arms and declared adultery in daylight.

That's how it is said, but Dana has been upset recently.

He generally doesn't fall in love with social platforms, and he doesn't know much about fan groups. He looked confusedly at the groups that kept popping up new messages in the communication software. A few days ago, he joined a star chasing club, which chased after the heroine of the most popular idol drama "Equation of Love", the popular movie star Polero. This group of fans Dana estimated that they are probably students in their teens and 20s, and they are not on the same level as Dana who is over 30 years old. They often use words that make Dana confused. They have to search for information on the Internet. It was easy to learn the tone of the little girl, and it took a while to get into their group.

Polero’s Tail: Group announcement, Polero’s limited character figure will be on sale the day after tomorrow, which is two days before Valentine’s Day! There are only 100 groups this time, and the ability to grab them is based on character. The sales will start on time at 8 in the morning. Sisters mobilize! Duck!

I’m Pollyro’s boyfriend: Oh my God! I just watched the official website, this time the "Equation of Love" crew has laid the blood, and the model is so beautifully done, it perfectly presents the most classic scene in the play! The tourmaline was crying in the rain while holding an umbrella, and it made me feel so sad that I couldn't eat for two days!

A big tail, big tail: Exactly! The teardrops and tears...the **** of luck, please take care of me! I begged my grandpa to sue my grandmother, and even the neighbors got on it. 15 people helped me grab it. If I could get me to die on the spot, I wouldn’t regret it.

…

During the lunch break, Dana was sitting by the window eating lunch while watching a bunch of fans frantically scrolling through the screen. He quit his job in the special department last year, changed to a special part-time psychological counseling, and returned to the first university as a school doctor, because once the matter is resolved, his meaning in the special department ceases to exist, and he still likes to be the school doctor. Knowing the news, Elisen was thunderous and cried for many days, but after all, he respected his wife's decision.

To love his wife is to respect his wishes. Now, Elison, who claims to be a new lover and loves his wife, said so, which attracted the contempt of countless members of the special office. Peng Qin and Chen Yiwen, who had been specially added before, also simply replaced Dana and Lilian, and directly made up for them, becoming full members of the special office.

I’m Dana: Yongmei, I’m sorry to disturb you.

Always beautiful: It's Danaye~~What's the matter?

I’m Dana: I have an unsympathetic request, I don’t know if I can trouble you...but you have to help me keep Elison a secret.

Always beautiful: No problem, you can talk about it.

...

Bai Yongmei stared at the screen with a big gossip look, and silently invited Crilanf who was watching gossip entertainment news.

"Kran, gossip of the century, secret operation SS rank."

Crilanf, who was recruited, came over curiously and looked at Bai Yongmei’s screen. It didn’t take long for him to recruit Bonnie with a look of excitement. In the end, everyone except Elison who was eating his beloved wife’s lunch in another office. Surrounded by Bai Yongmei's screen, their faces were different.

"What are you doing, why do I think you keep looking at me with strange eyes?" Elisen, who was about to go out to deal with the case, felt the sight of all parties exploring when he passed the office of ordinary staff, and felt his heart tightened.

"It's okay, just look at the boss, you are so handsome these days." Bai Yongmei said dogmatically.

Elisen raised his eyebrows and looked at Crilanf on the other side. Crilanf's small eyes, which was too late to take back, accidentally met with Elisen.

"That's right, I'm very handsome today." Crilanf quickly agreed, but he and Bai Yongmei were obviously not good at lying and acting poorly.

Elisen squinted his eyes and looked at him for a long time. When Crilanf felt that he might be impotence for a week, he withdrew his gaze again.

"Forget it, don't care about you. By the way, Yongmei, I want to tell you one thing, but I have to trouble you to help me keep it secret." As if suddenly thinking of something, Elisen, who had turned around and was about to walk out of the door, again Turned back.

After about ten minutes, Elisen finally left the office. After everyone confirmed that he had gone far, they all fried the pot.

"Oh my God, what is this development? My heart thumped with excitement, and I couldn't help but faint on the spot." Bai Yongmei exaggerated her chest and said.

"Ah, this kind of mood, whether it is so spicy, jealous or envious, I'm so hard to describe." Crilanf also exaggeratedly echoed.

The rest of the people just returned to their seats calmly, but their hearts were no longer as peaceful as they were on the surface.

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February 14th is Valentine's Day. A few days ago, roadside merchants have launched a series of products. Sweet couples and various limited editions and discounts can be seen everywhere. The beautiful couples who are serious about choosing gifts are all dizzy. Dizzy, I don't know how to make my significant other a great surprise.

On this day, Elisen hummed a song and drove home on a speeding car. The whole air smelled fragrant. He felt that the gift he prepared would surely make Dana fall in love with him. Maybe he could ask for extra surprises at night. The little abacus in my heart crackled.

On the other side, Dana, who had arrived home, first prepared a candlelight dinner, and then looked softly at a beautifully wrapped gift by the dining table.

The group he joined has exploded.

I’m Pollylu’s boyfriend: Oh, I didn’t grab it. I spent a lot of money on hiring a purchasing agent, and I also hired five. The result is...candle.jpg.

Pollylu's first fan: @我是波丽露's boyfriend, you are not alone, you are not alone.

Chongya's lovely girl: I doubt that the sisters in the group have grabbed it...

A big tail, big tail: I... (weak hands up), my relatives and friends didn't grab it, but my husband grabbed it for me.

I’m Pollylu’s boyfriend: @一个大尾呀大尾人, a big tail traitor, Valentine’s Day flashes, it’s time to kick.

Chongya's lovely girl: Envy her real name, sister.

Polero's tail: +1

Polero’s first fan: +1

...

"Dear~~ I'm back! See what gift I brought you." As soon as Elisen entered the door, he couldn't wait to rush into the house, showing off the big gift box in his hand.

"I thought you would give yourself a bow tie." Thinking of the conversation a few days ago, Dana teased.

"It took me a lot of effort to buy this. I used a bit of public power to get people in special places to help me grab it. They do security, hehe." Elyson blinked triumphantly. It's just a matter of his insidious little tricks.

"Oh? That's a coincidence." Dana was a little surprised and picked up the present on the table. "I also asked Yongmei to grab it for me..."

After hearing the words, Elisen froze for a moment, and then laughed: "Haha, it's my wife, are we connected to this point? Then hurry up and open the gifts to see if the gifts are what each other imagined. "

Hearing that everyone at the special office helped to grab them at the same time, the two immediately had some answers in their hearts, so they exchanged gifts without talking nonsense and took them apart.

"Wow, it really is a limited-edition character model of Pollyro." Elisen looked at the outer box without surprise, this gift really surprised him.

"The limited model of the red dragon in the "Dragon's Tears" cartoon." Dana also received the gift he had in mind as expected.

The two of them held two models, looked at each other, and then kissed each other.

After finishing the kiss, Elisen looked at Dana a little out of breath and said, "So?"

Dana approached again, licking the corner of Elison's mouth without taking the initiative, and said softly: "I have made the steak, let you enjoy it."

Happy Valentine's Day

A pair of lovers, they live in a place where many white roses are grown, but they can't grow black roses that can help people realize their three wishes. The boy asks the girl to wait for him at home, he must find the black rose. He ignored the girl's plea that he didn't want to be separated, and went to the snow mountain alone.

The girl tied a yellow ribbon at the window every day, looking forward to the return of the boy. However, the girl fell ill during the long wait, and tears on her face were dyed on the white roses. When the boy returned, she saw the girl lying down and opened next to her. A arrogant black rose came out.

Ah! The boy understood,