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Today's fill-in contestant came from Hong Kong, comedian Xu Shiqing, starred in many high-grossing comedy movies, won the Bauhinia Award filmmaker, and when Yang An set up the show, he went to Hong Kong to drink morning tea with him.

Xu Shiqing is 50 years old this year, and is also an old opera bone. He is from Liyuan and is best at kung fu comedy. He also has superb performance in warm-hearted urban comedy films. He is one of the highest-level comedians in Hong Kong.

Yang An walked into Xu Shiqing's room and greeted him in Cantonese. After the two hugs, they switched to Mandarin again.

Yang An asked with a smile: "How's it going?"

Xu Shiqing head: "It's okay, just cold."

Xu Shiqing's Putonghua is not very standard. Yang An has suggested that he may suffer a loss on the stage.

Xu Shiqing asked: "What is my first appearance today?"

Yang An explained: "Player players have preferential treatment, your last appearance."

A young girl came in from the door, noticed that the camera was working, and leaned against the door without words.

Yang An noticed her and asked with a smile, "Is this your co-star?"

Xu Shiqing laughed and beckoned to the girl: "This is my daughter, Xu Xuan. She will be here to play with me today. Xuan Xuan, come and say hello to Director Yang."

Yang An stood up, shook hands with Xu Xuan politely, and secretly said in her heart that the beautiful girl's name was only one word less than that of a female movie star, but her appearance was similar, and her temperament seemed to be better. Looks like a beauty.

"Well, don't disturb your father and daughter, Mr. Xu will be ready to see you on stage later!"

Yang An laughed and said goodbye to the staff, and asked the staff to go to other rooms to record. Today, in the third round of the order of play, they must touch the ball again. He himself returned to the Lin Yunshe's lounge.

Xu Xuan looked at the back of Yang An's departure. Meimu blinked and whispered, "Daddy, Yang looks very kind!"

Xu Shiqing laughed: "Of course, he is a very attractive man. Would you like to contact him in private?"

Xu Xuanjiao whispered and hit his father's shoulder.

Twenty minutes later, the third "Happy Comedy" recording ≥ ☆ ≥ ☆ ≥ ☆ ≥ ☆, the system is officially started!

The familiar cheerful music sounded and the lights flickered, and the audience cheered. A dark shadow hidden in the light slowly walked up to the crescent-shaped stage, waving to everyone along the way.

Everyone was watching the TV in the lounge, and some people found that something was wrong, it's not like Yang An's body shape!

"Who is this?"

"Not like Yang An?"

"Isn't Yang An hosting the show? Didn't you see him just now?"

Everyone was weird. When the light came down, it turned out to be Ma Xin!

The audience was also uproar. How did it change? what happened?

"Thank you, please sit down! Welcome everyone to watch Blue Comedy" Happy Comedy. "This is Ma Xin!"

Ma Xin's moderator was quite satisfactory. He wore a fitted evening dress, a bow tie, and a reminder card. I looked at the audience around me, and suddenly sighed, "Hoo ... I was standing here hosting the show. The pressure was so great. I am so nervous at this moment!"

The audience laughed in kind. Applause, it's like decompressing Ma Xin.

Ma Xin finally returned to normal and said: "Everyone may be weird. Why am I standing here, where did Yang An go? Just now the program team told me that Yang An was blocked on the road, and I might not be able to catch up. The group had to ask me to make a temporary class and preside over him. "

what?

Yang An can't catch up?

No, you will be late for a show?

The audience was disappointed, but everyone couldn't complain. Who didn't have a late time?

Ma Xin also said: "Today Lin Yunshe just got the No. 1 pick. This was a bit of luck. Yang An didn't come, but Cao Bao of Lin Yunshe arrived, and then replaced Cao Bao with Li Yue. Listen? "

What if you do n’t want to?

The audience catered for a few words, Ma Xin exited with a smile, and the competition began.

Everyone in the rest room was staring.

Jin Dabao dug his back and asked, "What the **** is the show crew doing? Why was Yang An blocked again and didn't come? I only saw him ten minutes ago?"

Tohoku also couldn't figure out: "Is this an excuse for a cross talk?"

Zhou Jinci, kungfu, Xu Shiqing, they all said they couldn't understand.

Only the brothers who love to laugh know they know this, and knowing that this is a bridge section intentionally arranged by the show team, it is not surprising.

Beating the gongs and drums, the curtain rose, three big characters of Lin Yunshe appeared in front of everyone, and the audience habitually gave applause. Since you can't wait for Yang An, then enjoy Li Yue's comic dialogue.

The two wore red festive gowns and bowed together. Cao Bao stood in a teasing position and smiled. "First of all, I will introduce myself. My name is Cao Bao. Mr. Cao Shulin of Lin Yunshe is my father. Today Our grandpa will play for everyone. "

Li Yue pinched his head: "What changed you? Isn't it Yang An?"

Cao Baodao: "Don't you know yet? Yang An is in trouble! He took the second place in the previous issue and swelled! Back to Lin Yunshe, he was arrogant, no one in sight, bullied the teacher, everyone agreed to, He was fired from the Lin Yunshe Quyi League! "

"Fired? Are you kidding me ?!"

Li Yue screamed in surprise, Cao Bao's misfortune happened, and even the audience was skeptical, all hearts were stunned.

Cao Baodao: "From now on, Cao Bao will represent Lin Yunshe in the comedy contest, and I have another title!"

Li Yue was startled, "What title?"

Cao Bao was confident and announced loudly: "Brother Lin Yun!"

Cao Bao just shouted a loud voice, and there was a loud music in the studio hall:

"...

叱咤 Feng Yun I arbitrarily go to the people and look up!

I never need to look back!

Earthquake I made my own law!

This fierce flashing wild wolf!

... "

I saw Yang An, the most popular of all the players in "Happy Comedy", wearing a coat and holding a microphone stand, came out from the background with a cold, aggressive and aggressive look!

Cool!

Hot blood!

Deflagration!

This song has the feeling of a Hong Kong Hei Shihui movie, just like the ancient Huo Zi is invincible. This is definitely the bgm of the main character when he played!

Obviously this is also a **** battle song produced by Yang An!

Although it was Cantonese, the audience had never heard it, but they seemed to have been roasted at high temperature. The blood in the body boiled instantly and the whole body was excited!

Oh oh ...

The audience screamed, and most of them stood up, applause and cheers resounded throughout the studio!

Who's Yang An blocked on the road, can't catch up?

Listen to the cross talk but don't listen to Yang An, what else does that smell?

You Cao Bao is so handsome, and Lin Yunshe is big. It's not the taste without Yang An teasing here!

The audience of 500 people, as long as they like to listen to crosstalk, all came to Yang An, no one else!

Huh!

The male audience waved their fists, and they were in a great mood!

This Nima is going to beat the rivers and lakes.

Look at the expression on Yang An's face at this time, like a wild wolf with a fierce blinking eye, unlike the lyrics sung!

Ahhhh!

The female audience screamed. It was just learned that Yang An could not come, and their moods were extremely lost. Now when they see Yang An come to power, the moment of loss has become a huge joy. How can they not let them scream madly and not vent their inner excitement?

Music gradually, Cao Bao and Li Yue were talking happily, Yang An pushed hard. Cao Baodi, almost fell.

The audience screamed together, and many people held lanterns and waved. It says "Yang An I love you", the love icon can be seen everywhere, and the audience's popularity is quickly bursting!

In the rest rooms, the other players were all embarrassed and speechless.

Asshole, if this is popular, who can fight Yang An ...

Waiting for applause, Yang An began to talk to Cao Baozhen: "Where are you brother? Who do you talk to? What's wrong with me? Do you want to be beaten? I am Lin Yun brother! I am red ! Isn't it spectators? "

"Yes!"

Hundreds of people shouted, this is loud enough!

Cao Bao did not dare to fight, and was reluctant to step down. He was holding his microphone stand and stood on the other side of the table. This kind of laughter made the audience laugh, thinking they would really fight on the stage. !!

However, Yang An seemed to be in a hurry. Her face was sweaty, her hair was messy, and many places were covered with mud, and her clothes were unbuttoned. She appeared to be in a hurry, and he reconsidered on the stage. He fastened his buttons and scratched his hair casually. The stains on his face could not be wiped away. He simply ignored it.

Cao Bao was dissatisfied, and after a few arguments, Li Yue acted as a middleman and asked the two to fight Lin Yun.

Yang An is certainly not afraid: "Are you still fighting? Come on, who's afraid of anyone! That baby ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ you sit down for me!"

There was a joke, the pair of mothers and children sitting in the first row of the stage was named by Yang An. Yang An pointed at the child and learned. The proud and arrogant look of the madness was really going to heaven, and it really dealt with Cao Bao before Yes, took a second, inflated, arrogant!

Cao Bao was embarrassed: "Hey you, what are you doing?"

Yang An glanced at him: "Everyone knows, you can't stop me, I swell, I'm arrogant!"

The audience then came to their senses. This is a common method in cross talk, and it is a comment before ironizing Cao Bao!

But the audience just finished booing, Yang An didn't know which one was wrong, bullied the other child, and then bullied the child's mother: "Is that your mother? Your mother is OK ..."

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed and laughed, Yang An, do you want to be shameless? In front of 500 people, you bully your children and make fun of your mother. You are really arrogant and inflated to the extreme!

The mother and the child were really laughing. The child was in his teens, very sensible and handsome. The camera gave the mother and the child a close-up view. The child was silly and straightforward, and the mother covered her mouth and laughed.

Cao Bao and Li Yue quickly stopped Yang An, but I didn't know where they were cramping. Cao Bao took Li Yue and said a word from God: "This child looks like Yang An ..."

Cough cough cough ...

The audience laughed! Inflicts 10,000 critical damage to Yang An! (To be continued.)

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