The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 304: I just want to eat soft rice!

The audience is now divided into two factions when watching "If You Are the One", one is watching beautiful women, paying attention to what female guests have changed in clothes and makeup, how delicate the new girls look and how good they are.

The other school is to watch the strange VCR of the strange guest male, the strange guest words of the strange female guest.

In the third issue, the first one who played on the scene really performed a shocking drama, which made the audience watching the live broadcast high and high.

The male guest with the internal number 37 is 180 tall, slightly taller than the old Cui standing next to him, and the visual weight is also 180. It is a typical northern man with a tall, burly body and a tiger-backed waist.

"Hello everyone, my name is Cai Jiaming, and I am 26 years old. Hello, three teachers, 24 female guests, and audience friends in front of the scene and TV!"

Cai Jiaming bowed all around, with a very humble attitude, but to be honest, the others look very bad, the most obvious is tooth decay. He wears a very ordinary pullover, jeans, glasses, and a shave with a 12MM clipper. Qi has short hair, and his face is sincere and horrified, like a otaku silk who has never seen a big world.

After simply welcoming, choosing the girl of the heart, Cai Jiaming didn't hesitate, swiped a few times, and even chose Juno!

In the first two installments, there was only one male guest who chose Zhu Nuo to be a girl. Most of them chose Su Yiyi. Cai Jiaming actually chose Zhu Nuo, which was out of Lao Cui's imagination!

Lao Cui held the tablet and sighed, "It's interesting today. How do 24 girls think of Cai Jiaming, please consider."

After a while, the four lights were turned off. Old Cui asked casually, yes, the girls who turned off the lights did not like his appearance, frustrated men, and looked ugly. In this era when people look at their faces, Cai Jiaming is of this type. Very disadvantaged.

However, for the sake of others, the others were willing to learn more, so they started to play the first VCR.

The title of the opening title is "My Ideal Life", which makes some people feel a little weird, but this thought also passed by, and the viewers did not continue to think deeply.

"My name is Cai Jiaming, and I work for an evaluation company in Zhongjing. I feel that this job is very general. I usually have two hobbies, one is buying lottery tickets, buying each period, the period is not falling, and the small prizes of less than 200 yuan are all Yes, but these are not interesting. My goal is to win the first prize, which is millions. "

The beeping sound has been ringing. For example, working at the Zhongjing Evaluation Company, some girls are dissatisfied and turn off the lights. They are dissatisfied with his hobby of buying lottery tickets. Turn off the lights. Too ridiculous, turn off the lights.

Girls have the power to turn off the lights, and everyone has their own considerations. This is understandable.

Cai Jiaming sat in the bedroom and continued to introduce: "My second hobby is hiccups, technology is okay, and diamond level. Some people say that playing games can make money, but I think this is too tiring, I can't do it ... "

Beeping ... There is a steady stream of lights out, and love to play games, this is definitely not tolerated by many girls.

"I want to find a girl with good economic conditions. It looks better if I look beautiful. It is best to give me between 80 and 10,000 pocket money each month. If you ask me, you give me so much money, I can What for you? First, I will exercise and become stronger and more capable, and second, I will take great care of you, take care of you, and give you every possible obedience. Third, I will be infinitely tolerant. Forgiveness, no matter what you do wrong, I can forgive you. "

After the VCR was played, four lights remained on, and all the other girls turned him off during the broadcast.

These girls who turned off the lights are all angry, playing games to make money is too tiring, work is too general, buying lottery tickets all day long and dreaming of winning big prizes, but also beautiful and rich beauties are partners, and the women want to post, you think you Who! It's still possible for you to be Takeshi Kaneshiro. Just like you, why don't you find a piece of tofu and run to death?

The audience applauded and laughed. Yang An first asked: "Classmate Cai Jiaming, I believe these girls on the stage should really want to communicate with you, but I want to ask seriously, are these all your true thoughts?"

Cai Jiaming thought for two seconds: "At least before signing up, it is the real thought."

Yang An nodded: "Okay, that's good."

Old Cui also said, "I watched this film the day before yesterday, and went to the director for interviews and asked exactly the same questions as you, so my questions were also asked, Gao Yuanyuan, how about you?"

Gao Yuanyuan's expression was a little awkward: "I noticed some star posters in your room ..."

The audience laughed, and Gao Yuanyuan's big photo was posted on the wall behind the computer. When VCR filmed him playing the game, he swept through the posters and saw that a boy's bedroom wall was not LeBron James or Messi. It's herself, no wonder Gao Yuanyuan will be embarrassed.

Cai Jiaming pulled back his head: "First of all, I'm not disrespectful to you, you are my favorite Chinese actress, my perfect girlfriend is like you, so I have posted many of your movie posters in your room ... but you Don't worry, I have absolutely no profanity, it's just a YY fantasy of a female star in a boy's heart ... "

There was a thunderous applause and thunderous applause. The third issue of "If You Are the One" is the first time. The first time a male guest presented in public was not the 24 girls on stage, but the host Gao Yuanyuan!

Yang An and Lao Cui were both laughing, Gao Yuanyuan lowered her head and covered her face with her hands, and she was too speechless to speak.

"Well, just treat it as a boy's star chase dream!" Lao Cui helped round the field.

Here comes the highlight. Lao Cui names the girls on the stage to talk.

The first one is No. 9: "Male guest, I agree with you, a woman can be a housewife, and a man can also be a housewife. But you have to figure it out, you and I have to pay reciprocity, and you see what you paid. First, a strong body, I tell you, I just spend 10 yuan to ask for a labor, what can I do better than you? "

Lao Cui interrupted: "There is no labor for 10 yuan, now it is starting at 100!"

On the 9th, he insisted and said scornfully: "Anyway, this means that more labor is better than you! Second, considerate care, like your VCR, the room is messy. What about the living environment? What awkward, you even I ca n’t take good care of myself and want to take care of me? Third, unlimited tolerance. What is infinite tolerance? ”

Yang An helped explain: "When you spend another 10 yuan and find another labor to help you work, he understands and accepts it, and no complaints, this is infinite tolerance."

Cai Jiaming laughed: "Yes, that's what Yang Geer meant."

No. 9's mouth is like a poisonous tongue, and the fire is very angry: "I'm sorry, now that I can buy better labor for 10 yuan, why should I look for you?"

The applause was really radical. No. 9 is a 29-year-old female writer. She should have read a lot and thought a lot. The plots in many novels were hand-in-hand, and the paragraphs on the Internet even blurted out, she said. Happy, blamed, and vented her grievances, she felt much more relieved. Finally, she slammed out her lamp, and the dark feeling made her body shake with excitement.

Cai Jiaming didn't refute, just standing beside Lao Cui smiling, holding the microphone halfway, and didn't mean to speak.

Lao Cui ordered another, No. 5, 34-year-old wedding company planner: "Male guest, you are a very dreamy person, I am the same, I have also thought about winning the jackpot, but have you heard a word It ’s difficult for people to help themselves, and their own paths are taken by themselves. Have you ever thought that your unlimited tolerance, consideration, and care must be based on your strength? If you do n’t have strength, you have no capital. Go talk about these. "

Cai Jiaming nodded honestly: "Yes."

No. 5 stunned, she said that, Cai Jiaming didn't even refute? It seems like a punch on cotton, without counterattack, is really not fun!

She looked at Cai Jiaming like she was provocative, hoping that he could refute, and she would hit him with more radical words!

Unfortunately, Cai Jiaming didn't even look at her!

Cui Lao ordered another one ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ The careful audience found that Cui Lao was surprised today. He had nothing to say, but ordered a lot of girls, which was different from the previous hosting style.

But at this time, almost all the female guests on the stage have entered the violent stage collectively. They want to learn a lesson from this unknown kid. They were not spotted and even raised their hands to speak. Everyone was enthusiastic.

No. 20 said: "The idea that you are gaining nothing for your own sake is extremely wrong! I don't agree with your idea of ​​getting a better life through marriage. Marriage must have two people with the same values ​​of life and a common language in order to walk. It ’s farther. I suspect that no girl has the same three views and the same language as you! "

Old Cui came to his senses: "Junuo, you are still on, do you and him have the same values?"

Juno laughed: "I may be better than him. I have been in Hongfeng for two weeks. Besides recording the show, I also work part-time in a model company. You know, it ’s the kind with a low salary."

Lao Cui nodded: "I probably understand that it is a piece charge, how much is a photo, and how much is a business show."

Juno laughed: "Yes, this one doesn't have much income, but it can sustain my life. You should know that I hope to find the golden tortoise owl through" If You Are the One "and realize financial freedom at an early date. I do not hide this. .Can you see what I mean? "

Old Cui nodded: "The best you can find a suitable boyfriend, even if you can't find it, in fact, you can support yourself with your own hands."

Juno smiled happily: "Yes!"

Gao Yuanyuan asked: "Jia Ming, have you ever thought of changing your destiny through marriage? Have you told your friends and family around you? What do they think?" (To be continued.)

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