The King of Variety Entertainment

"Help me look at the conditions of these students. If you have the right one, you can choose to use them, and let them be trainees or act as dragons. It ’s all right. Anyway, Enron and Dongfang Rising always want to recruit people, right? Let them learn at your company, and you do n’t have to teach it deliberately. How much you can learn depends on their own fortune. "

This is a few minutes ago, Zhang Guoli quietly pulled Yang An to say in his ear. It seems that as a dean, the pressure on students' employment is really great.

Yang An did not immediately agree. It is his freedom to choose or not. When he meets an outstanding seedling, he is willing to be included in the pocket. Talent is always better, but his main business is variety, and he needs more comedic talents. The demand for actors is not so great, it's better to be in shortage.

After playing half a song lively, the second round of the game started. This time the captain will change. The boys choose Shen Teng, who is not good at games. "Shen Teng! Shen Teng's response is slow, but his eyes are bad." , A bad belly! "

"Yes, let Shen Teng practice, he can't vomit ivory in his mouth!"

"Shen Teng got out of the way, a couple!"

"Shut up! Yueyue Shabei, I'll strangle you two before talking!"

Here and there, he shouted and chose Shen Teng, and Zhao Liying also chose Hai Lu. The girl was also a less agile person. Huang Xiaolei whispered next to it, so she felt relieved.

At the beginning of the second round, Shen Teng and Hai Lu stood together for a military parade.

Shen Tengdao: "In the next episode, we will travel to the Three Kingdoms era of 1800 years ago! If you perform well, Lu Bu, Zhou Yu, Liu Bei, Diao Chan, Big and Small, you can choose these roles, if the performance is not good, You can only be a passerby and a soldier B, so this drill is very important. Xiaoyueyue! "

"Here!" Xiaoyueyue stood upright, straightened his chest and abdomen, slightly raised his head.

Shen Teng is very satisfied: "Very good! Traveling to the Three Kingdoms, which general do you want to be?"

Xiaoyuey raised her eyebrows, bursting into a bright smile and squinting her eyes: "Of course it's Diao Chan!"

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing Xiao Yueyue's insignificant expression on the big screen, her sloppy eyes, and the narcissistic action that can't work, if Diao Chan looks like this, he will kill everyone!

Shen Teng laughed proudly and patted Xiao Yueyue's shoulder: "Nice, good, promising! Huang Xiaolei! Which general do you want to be?"

Huang Xiaolei responded quickly, patted her chest, and then waved her hands, soaring to the sky: "Lu Bu!"

Xiaoyueyue's legs were soft, and he knelt down, crying with a mournful face, "My brother, are you intentional?"

Huang Xiaolei walked over with a smile, holding Xiao Yueyue's chin in one hand and raising his face, jokingly: "Little girl Marten, laugh at Uncle Lu!"

At this time, Xiao Yueyue could not tell whether she was crying or laughing. Anyway, everyone felt too funny. The two men were very sharp in their first confrontation. They became familiar with the setting of transsexuality. The two talked a lot. I didn't see any flaws!

Shen Tengdao: "Don't make a noise, you haven't crossed it yet, go back, and go back to stand. Let's start practicing below! Raise your hand in a skirt!"

Huh!

Raising more than half of the people, the boys raised their hands collectively. Zhao Liying and the other girls raised their hands. They both wore skirts to get on the stage. Zhao Liying was annoyed, walked to Shen Teng's side, and held his arms to coquette: Sister Shen, just give me another chance, okay, people are just conditioning. "

Shen Tengdao: "There are no jokes in the army, no one can be an exception. Put down your hands and continue to listen to instructions! Those who don't have beards don't raise their hands! Three, two, one, stop, time is up!"

Everyone is stupid now, and it's a mouth-watering condition.

Women with no beard are women, women do not raise their hands, and men raise their hands, which means that all girls have to raise their hands.

This time, both boys and girls raised their hands. Wang Baoqiang raised his hand, mainly because he was fainted. He didn't understand the meaning of this sentence. The double negation was affirmation. He had a beard. Of course, he had to raise his hand. It's up!

There are also many other people who don't understand. They fainted several times in a short time, and half of them were eliminated in an instant. Only Yang An, Xiaoyueyue, Shabei, Ye Yuwei and Huang Xiaolei remained.

Brother Hu and Wang Baoqiang got together and asked pitifully: "How do you react so fast?"

Shabei touched the hair of his horns, and the wind lightly said, "I eat by IQ."

Xiao Yueyue was eating again and smiling smugly: "Don't look at me, I'm already dizzy, but what Yang Yang does, I'll follow it!"

"Despicable! Hey!"

"Friends! Oh!"

Hu Ge and Wang Baoqiang laughed and cursed, took a break and watched Hailu ask questions.

Hai Lu was laughing all the time, watching the three of Yang An laugh, and they laughed a few of them.

Finally, Hailu spoke: "The rest are masters, let's make it a little harder, Yue Yue, are you Diao Chan, right?"

Xiaoyue Yue continued to eat, nodded, very shy.

Hailu pointed at Shabei: "You, Huang Yueying!"

Shabe stunned: "Why make me play an ugly girl? Do I want to be a big Joe ?!"

Hailu pointed at Yang An: "You, Xiao Qiao!"

Yang An smiled and said, "Observe! Don't let this thing be a big Joe. He just died begging Bai Lai to enter my" Ugly Friends "show. How can he be a big and small Joe, right? Teacher Sha?"

Shabe was in a dilemma: "I ... I ..."

I said this "I" three or four times, and I could n’t even say a word in the back. No matter how I said it, I just beat myself on the face. It was better to follow Hailu's instructions and be obedient to Huang Yueying. Anyway, she is also a talented girl, and eats her brain.

Hai Lu looked at the two women again, and smiled and said, "Huang Xiaolei, Lu Bu! Ye Yuwei, Zhou Yu!"

There were envious voices all around, and now there were two pairs of cp, Lu Bu and Diao Chan, Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao.

Having finished his identity, he began to issue instructions. Hai Lu said, "No hands will be raised!"

Huh!

The two girls quickly raised their hands. Yang An and Sha Bei raised their hands to half and realized that something was wrong. Xiao Yue Yue, who learned Yang Yang's movements, couldn't stop the car. ! "

"No way!"

Xiao Yueyue looked at the two around him and screamed angrily, "You two didn't raise your hands?"

Yang An grabbed her face: "My nose is itchy."

Sabbe also touched her head. "My hair looks messy."

Xiaoyue Yue also had to argue, Hai Lu looked at Ye Yuwei and Huang Xiaolei and shouted earnestly: "Shu women are out of rank!"

No one was on the list, Ye Yuwei was Wu Yu's Zhou Yu, Huang Xiaolei was the heroic Lu Bu, and Hai Lu was yelling at them, which was an illusion to some people.

Sure enough, Huang Yueying's Shabei didn't leave, and it was too late when he suddenly realized, Hailu shouted happily: "Shabei, get rid of it! Come again, hurry up, the recognized beautiful man is one step forward!"

The remaining three went forward together, and laughter broke out in the audience. They all knew that Yang An had done wrong and was eliminated!

Huang Xiaolei and Ye Yuwei laughed. One of them was Zhou Yu and the other was Lu Bu. They were both famous beautiful men. What the **** was Xiao Qiao?

Yang An gently scratched his head, revealing the expression of sudden realization: "blame me, blame me, it's me confused! And, when I heard the word" beautiful man ", I was conditioned to reflect. Well, the Hailu team won the second round. ! "

yeah!

All the girls stood up and gave high-festival celebrations. No one saw Yang An turned around and squeezed his eyes at the other failed men. Shabeiha laughed and gave a ringing finger.

"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper!

Let's go if you want to go, you have me and everything!

When the road is uneven, roar,

It ’s time to take a shot.

The wind and the wind break through Kyushu!

... "

A piece of impassioned music sounded, and Liu Feng's voice came. This is the theme song of the TV series "Water Margin" which was only made a few years ago. It was composed by Yang An and sung by Liu Feng. Masterpiece of the song!

These unruly men all stood by and waved at the girls, motioning them to dance to the songs.

The students also roared around, cheers, cheers, and whistles. The seven girls on the stage were really embarrassing. So many people watched it, and it was broadcast live on the Internet. This is the rhythm of death!

How do you jump? You can really see the feminine beauty of dancing, but if you want to jump out of a man's masculinity, often only military songs or the use of props like spears and swords can easily show the blood and power of men!

How do they act as a group of women? Good Han Ge, Water Margin, who is the one who came up with this idea?

The candidate students who were not selected by Ye Yuwei took a sigh of relief. Fortunately, they didn't go up. This group of artists is really terrifying. .

Seeing that I sang the third sentence, even Huang Xiaolei had just recovered from the aggressive state. No one jumped on the field. The girls were all instinctively dodging. Only this group of unruly men jumped beside. It was trembling and whistling.

"I come!"

The only Wang Baoqiang who had practiced martial arts stood up and punched into a large camera, which caused everyone to applaud. It was a temporary rescue.

At this time, the girls were all awakened. If they do n’t really dance today, they are absolutely over. If they ca n’t let go, can you say that you are playing variety show?

When Huang Xiaolei's domineering exposed, Xiao Yueyue smiled like a flower snuggled up beside her, and the two appeared in front of everyone like a catwalk, the audience almost fainted.

Then Hai Lu rolled up her sleeves, came out like a man, and set out a handsome poss. Shabei was kneeling beside her, looking up at her. She patted Shabei's face gently, hummed, and continued Leave coolly.

Zhao Liying found Yang An as a partner. She originally made a pistol posture. Yang An, who was standing next to her, suddenly tilted her body. She hurried to help her, but it turned into a princess. body of? If it weren't for Yang An's two feet, and someone behind him helped Yang An's head, Zhao Liying would definitely let go and throw Yang An to the ground. This is definitely not a man!

Noisy too, just to laugh at the audience, stop the half-hearted song, applause, laughter.

At this time, it was 7:45, and at the end, Zhang Guoli and Yang An talked about the development of the television industry and drew a beautiful big cake. At 7:55, the feature film started broadcasting! To be continued ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ friends, you can search "blue book", you can find this site as soon as possible.