The King of Variety Entertainment

Seeing the girl about to leave, the two pulled her left and right: "Add a little more, 40 for you."

"I'm still a student. I really don't have money. You can search me if you don't believe me!"

The girls looked at them slyly, and they really spread their hands. They wanted to do a body search. They couldn't do a body search. They could only choose to believe it and sighed: "30 is 30, and you're ready to start. You choose one. Color it. "

"Where's the mirror? I'll see the effect!"

"..."

They are empty, where's the mirror?

Not far away, a car parked on the side of the road, Zhang Yixing pointed at it and said, "Look at it from the rearview mirror ..."

Seeing these two inexperienced idiot sellers, the girl was already smiling with a smile. When she walked in just now, she saw vj in front of him and saw the scene where Teddy dragged away the screaming chicken. Now Knowing that these two are Yang An and Zhang Yixing, of course they are tossing their favorite stars.

The first business was tossing for ten minutes, and it was used by the rearview mirror of a private car.

"Give you money."

The girl took thirty yuan out of her pocket, and she really only took so much. When Yang An took the money and continued to express her gratitude, she did not expect the girl to take another 20 from the other pocket and smiled slyly: " Never mind, look at you so poor, 50 is 50, this is really my last pocket money. "

Routine!

Bargaining routine!

Now the girls are all cunning ...

But Yang An and Zhang Yixing were so touched that they had nothing to say. Zhang Yixing's voice was almost choked: "Sister, you are so kind."

Yang An also said with emotion: "People and people want to be sincere, I never bargain when I buy things, and I feel warm when I meet customers who don't bargain."

The girls wore earmuffs, hugged the two with a smile, and encouraged: "Two brothers, come on!"

"work hard together!"

Both nodded, Zhang Yixing said, "My sister is so nice. Let's sign her a photo, doesn't it violate the rules?"

Yang An thought about it: "This shouldn't count as making money from an artist, it doesn't matter! Girl, have you taken our picture?"

The girl giggled: "You two are too narcissistic, who takes your pictures all day long?"

This crit ...

Yang An sighed: "I found that as long as you don't ridicule us, you are the best sister in the world. Even if you do n’t sign a photo, we wo n’t take photos when we go out.

The girl embarrassed and said, "I still use Nokia, I can't take pictures ..."

Seeing the girls really come up with a straight Nokia, the two really believe it. This is really a poor student. In the era of everyone's popularity of smart phones, there are still people using Nokia? Is this feeling? No, it should be really poor!

Yang An suddenly made a decision. He took out a pair of women's gloves and passed them: "I don't think it's easy for you. Give these gloves to you, Yixing, do you agree?"

Zhang Yixing also nodded: "Yes, anyway, the price of a pair of gloves is less than 10 yuan ..."

Yang An was furious: "You are stupid! Say everything, how else do we do business?"

The girls all laughed and squatted down. They took the gloves and complained, "Hmm! I am using 20 things to fool me with 20 things. You two are enough!"

Ah ah ah

Both are about to collapse, bad, bad, everything is bad, pig teammates, poor dialogue, almost idiot sales experience, the two have nowhere to hide, and after leaving the girl, quickly leave to change positions , Lest the girl go back later and call her group of classmates to watch, it will be a shame!

After the opening, good luck seemed to come. There was an aunt spreading her granddaughter in front of her, and she saw the earmuffs and gloves in their hands. The granddaughter pointed at them, and grandma shouted, "Grandma I want that ... "

Aunt is also familiar with it, asking, "Do you sell earmuffs?"

The two were overjoyed: "Sell! Sell! With such cute earmuffs, your granddaughter must look good!"

The aunt asked with a smile: "How much is it? Yang An, don't pretend, I recognize it, I'm too familiar with your voice!"

Yang An couldn't laugh or cry, he just took off his mask and admitted frankly: "Yes, yes, I'm experiencing life, come, uncle hug, as cute as Xiaoyin!"

When she saw Yang An who was holding her granddaughter, her aunt was more happy: "Really? Is it as beautiful as Xiaoyin?"

Yang An especially likes children. The little girl actually kissed his face, and he laughed so much: "Pretty, pretty! And so sticky"

Zhang Yixing took the opportunity to say, "Grandma, 100 earmuffs, this is the same model of Zhao Liying."

Aunt is willing to pay for it and can be photographed, let alone 100, she is willing to pay for 200, she is willing!

I didn't expect Yang An to turn around and stare at him: "100? You opened this mouth too!"

Zhang Yixing misunderstood: "Oh, it's 150, sorry, I remember the price wrong."

Yang An praised the little girl with an earmuff on her head, "Zhao Liying, did you see it? It's beautiful! It's not 150, not 100. Good gifts are given to the people. We will give you this earmuffs for free!"

Zhang Yixing's mouth turned into an o-shaped, free delivery? He only saw Yang An kiss the face of the little girl again and praised him: "It feels like holding Xiaoyin, it feels good, but now Xiaoyin has grown up, I can't hold it."

Aunt giggled beside him: "If you like, come here and hug her more."

Zhang Yixinghu questioned: "She won't be in the community ..."

"What's nonsense! I just like children especially."

Yang An was convinced and glared at him. The aunt even laughed and wiped her tears. Before she left, she put a 100 in Yang An's hand: "How can I send something for free? You also paid for your labor, of course, In exchange, right? "

The two were overjoyed, really a real aunt, Yang An kept waving her hand: "Yes, yes, you are right, you will pay in return! Thank you for your money! Goodbye"

Aunt also waved along, "Thank you for your stuff, come, say goodbye to Dad"

Little Zhao Liying smiled sweetly: "Goodbye, Dad ~"

Hearing this voice, Yang An was petrified instantly, and her waving goodbye motion was frozen, her face was awkward.

Zhang Yixing applauded and laughed beside him, all squatting down with laughter, wiping the tears in the corner of his eyes with laughter, and even the VJs couldn't stop being endured by this pair of passers-by.

"Wife, this is really an accident. Auntie is joking with me! You must believe me!"

The two chose to go back to the Red Maple Art School, while Yang An was walking, holding the camera lens and confessing the truth. This is a common technique in variety shows, to make this funny contrast.

Zhang Yixing couldn't laugh beside him. He suddenly pulled Yang An's clothes and shouted, "Brother, brother! There is a big wave of girls ahead!"

Sure enough, dozens of girls rushed over, they must have received the reminder from the classmate just now, and came over, shouting to buy their things.

It's finally time to run!

The two were on the street and took out all the toys and small items. The prices were clearly marked. The girls clamored and bargained. They killed them without leaving a piece of armor and broke into the army. They not only sold a little profit, but also They took advantage of the opportunity to make oil, took dozens of photos, and let them go after signing dozens of photos.

It's about 11 noon. Everything Yang An and Zhang Yixing have sold out. The two have total assets of more than 400 yuan. They finally feel the joy of success. They both high-five and put on their masks again, leaving the fans. After the group, came to a small noodle shop selling early on the roadside and sat down, ready to deal with today's lunch.

After the inventory, a total of 430 pieces, 30 pieces were left to eat noodles, and the remaining 400 pieces were evenly divided between two people, one person and two hundred, all of which are loose change, and a thick stack.

After thinking about it, Yang An took out a 50 from his money pile and handed it to Zhang Yixing: "Yixing, we are a partnership business, you account for the bulk of the total investment, you 250."

After receiving the money, Zhang Yixing said, "Why do I feel wrong?"

Yang Andao: "There is nothing wrong. After dinner, we will break up. I have shown you a way to make money, and the purchase channels have also told you. You can continue to do this in the afternoon. We are just a temporary group Team, we still have to compete at night. It ’s not good to act together like this ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Zhang Yixing nodded honestly: "Thank you for taking care of me, I have never done such a thing before, now I feel that making money is really so difficult. "

Yang An ate the noodles and sighed, "That is, the current economic environment is not very good, and it is too difficult to make money. Those girls are also not easy. Making money from them, I feel too much ..."

Zhang Yixing asked: "Our first female customer, the one who spent 50 yuan on earmuffs and Nokia phones, do you feel guilty now?"

Yang An froze and nodded: "I earn more than 20, and I do feel guilty."

My aunt also bought 100 earmuffs. Zhang Yixing, your bear child, also called out 150? Do you feel more guilty of her? If a businessman does not make money, what is he called? I'm really not good at small businesses, but my advertising costs here are 10 million episodes. I really have to feel guilty. Let's not get paid for the film and do the program for free!

Yang An murmured in his heart. This is a contradictory problem that can never be solved, but as long as the merchant makes money legally and reasonably, there is no problem.

Now that he has said this, he still has to make a statement. He discussed with Zhang Yixing and said to the camera, "If that girl student, if you see the program after the broadcast, you can contact us at the Enron Grand Theater. Headquarters, we will return those 20 pieces to you. "

"There is also the aunt who spent 100 yuan. To tell you the truth, the earmuffs cost 20 yuan. If you are not in trouble, you can also contact us and get back more money ..."

Hearing this, vj almost died in the past. The two played a simple and unreliable businessman. When the time comes, the audience will definitely have a deep impression on them! To be continued ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ friends, you can search "blue book", you can find this site as soon as possible.