The King of Variety Entertainment

Hearing his own name, Huang Bozhen spit out two hands, beating a few times, and **** with both hands to make a free-fighting state: "Come, I'll see how you convict me!"

Guo Hongyang quickly explained: "This is a public prosecution filed by the procuratorate, um, but I guess they must have referred to the suggestions of your five associates ..."

"The suggestion of our associates ..." Huang Bo shouted, "I know that the test we did on the car just now has no good results!"

"You just found out!"

"It's all a routine!"

Others screamed in anger. All these messy charges were written by everyone. This is really a pit for yourself!

Guo Hongyang said: "Huang Bo's charge is ... the crime of trafficking!"

Hahaha!

Shabei laughed twice and stopped abruptly, and Huang Bo immediately noticed, grabbed him and said, "Say, did you write this charge? I know you wrote it!"

Shabe proudly said, "The eldest husband is standing upright, changing his name, sitting or changing his name, yes, I wrote it! Because you are like this, with a smile on your face, seemingly sincere. Sugar, and trying to sell all the fans and group shows that trust you ... "

Huang Bo laughed, "Where did I traffic my fans?"

Shabei added: "I still regret it now, I should add two more words to the crime of trafficking in women! You specifically traffic in your female fans ..."

"Shalbey, stand by me!"

The two started a fight again, and Guo Hongyang took the opportunity to announce: "Sun Honglei, there are many crimes, one is the crime of illegal embezzlement!"

Oh oh oh!

The remaining three coaxed, Yang An yelled: "Illegal occupation, what did he occupy?"

Sha Yi said: "What else can it do? Grab a vj electric car, grab a bicycle, and occupy a public parking space ..."

Sun Honglei quickly struck both hands and protested: "Don't talk nonsense, director, don't put me in the wrongdoing, illegal embezzlement, what am I illegally embezzling?"

Guo Hongyang said: "The prosecution believes that Sun Honglei illegally invaded the inner world of millions of female fans without permission, and firmly occupied them."

"Wow!"

"I go!"

"So shameless!"

"I can't stand it ~ Brother Honglei, you are so shameless!"

"Do n’t bother you, Hong Lei illegally invaded the hearts of millions of female fans, and the prosecution has prosecuted!"

A group of people really couldn't bear the charge, and the embarrassing cancer broke out. Huang Bo and Shabei got goosebumps when they heard it and fell off the ground. The more they saw Sun Honglei, the more embarrassing they were.

Sun Honglei's anger gradually turned into pride and pride. The slight expression on his face completely betrayed his inner thief, but he still pointed his finger at Guo Hongyang, pretending to say proudly: "This group of prosecutors Guy ... so shameless, don't leave after school, wait for my grandson to come and give you a red envelope. "

Guo Hongyang continued: "There are other charges, the second one, the crime of arson, 365 days a year, and the crime of arson in the heart of a female fan for 24 hours!"

"Oh my **** ... collapsed ..."

"What the hell!"

"Who convicted this? Don't fae at all!"

"Set fire inside the female fan! Ohgod ~ Let me spit for a while!"

The five collectively frantic, squatting beside each other and gagging.

Sun Honglei really laughed, his eyes were so invisible that his face turned red, and he quickly waved his hand: "Xuanming, it's all Xuanming, haha! That's the prosecution filed by the People's Procuratorate, right? End of the catalogue, I donate 100,000 yuan, and send a pennant, write the words "Don't watch the fire", check the eight words in autumn, and send them to your unit with a gong and drum! "

"Don't talk about Hong Lei, you say, I will vomit in the morning!"

"I'm vomiting ~ I'm sending a banner, vomiting"

"Sun is pretty, you're too nasty!"

"Shameless! Shameless!"

"Hong Lei brother, your crime is so great, he will be so handsome without friends ..."

In fact, everyone guessed that in the first two episodes of the chase, Sun Honglei was really miserable. The directorial team deliberately added Sun Honglei to the show, increasing his photogenic rate and recognition, which is a small compensation.

There are only Shabei and Yang An left. Everyone started to coax. Many of the charges were written by themselves. Of course, some screenwriters wrote it. Although I do n’t know who wrote it, everyone knew it and wrote it to Shabe and Yang An. Is certainly not a good charge.

Guo Hongyang said: "Shabei, the first count, high and low crime ..."

As if being struck by lightning, in the laughter of everyone, Shabe said embarrassingly, "It doesn't matter if you go up and down, you don't say that I imitate the crime of animals."

Guo Hongyang said: "There is no crime of imitating animals, but the second one is the crime of indecent love. You have been single for many years without getting married, which has delayed countless female fans who like you. You hang on your mouth all day and say you love them, but you cannot They have a stable home, and the prosecutors think you are too cruel! "

Hahaha!

But after everyone laughed twice, he shut up again, and Shabe was ashamed: "Sorry everyone, this is what I did wrong, I ... Well, I don't know how to explain it well."

He wanted to say something, but Yang An stopped his eyes. The best thing about his hidden marriage was to think about it before he brought it up. The most important thing was that Shabey was about to be a dad right now. The family wanted to Secret does not declare all of this, even children do not tell the public, of course, can not easily reveal the secret because of a "crime".

"Thanks to the prosecutors for their concern, I plead guilty to this crime ..." Shabe applauded, smiled and finished the sentence, and even changed his habit and stopped talking, although others were surprised, but this It may involve Shabei's private life, and no one else followed.

Guo Hongyang said: "Finally, Yang An!"

Everyone was shocked and just heard: "The first one, intentionally hurting sin! Marry and have children early, deliberately hurt the hearts of thousands of female fans, and refuse to repent. From time to time, show affection on Weibo, show cute baby, nature Pretty bad! "

"Wow ~"

"That's a good count. It's too close."

"What a crime!"

"The people who hate you fancy dog ​​abuse the most."

"It's too bad to get married at 24 and be a dad at 25!"

Everyone applauded collectively and agreed with the charge. Yang An blushed: "Would the prosecution be so cruel? But I feel this charge is a bit gentler than Hong Lei."

Sun Honglei was depressed: "I feel the same way, why is Yang An so kind here, and it becomes high-level black when I get to it?"

Hahaha!

Premium black!

Brother Honglei, you are getting smarter!

Everyone laughed and continued to listen to the charges: "The second one, the crime of damaging cultural relics! Because you don't care too much about the body of Yang An, the cultural relic of China Variety No. 1, which keeps the cultural relics suffering from gastrointestinal diseases for a long time. There is an unforgivable heinous sin! "

"No!"

Envious of jealousy and hatred, a group of people rushed forward, grabbed Guo Hongyang's arm, and grabbed the wanted file in his hand: "This kind of charge gives me a dozen!"

"Why is it so good to Brother Yang?"

"You are too much, isn't your preference so much?"

"I'm also damaging the cultural relics! I'm damaging the body of the Chinese variety show No. 2 cultural relic, Shabei, and quickly make up for such a crime!"

"I'm number 3! I'm guilty!"

"I am number 4! I plead guilty!"

Yang An laughed very happily. This kind of accusation was really too nasty. He did appreciate the little thief in Sun Honglei's heart just now and said aloud, "Okay, Hongfeng Intermediate People's Procuratorate, right? After recording the show, I Donate 1 million! I also give a pennant! "

Shabei snatched the Taiben and shouted, "The third charge, the crime of abuse of power, has abused the power in his hands over the years, providing more than 300 talented people with the opportunity and stage to prove themselves. My God, Oh my god! This is abuse of power? Who wrote it? Who wrote it? So shameless! "

"Ahhh! There are such shameless people in the world!"

"Who is the director who wrote this offense? When you come out, I promise not to hit you! Why do I only have one count?"

"Not fair!"

"I ask for similar charges!"

A group of people kept making noises ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ At this time, it was a good time to grab the camera, hold a camera to protest, hold Guo Hongyang to let go, and go to lead a screenwriter girl.

Huang Bo did just that, holding the assistant's younger sister's hand, and said softly, "Lingling, would you like to write a few nice charges for your uncle? It doesn't matter, don't worry, don't worry about temporary drama, there is an editor." When the show is over, your uncle will take you to the goldfish and buy you a lollipop, okay? "

Sun Honglei also came over and said with a smile, "Lingling, tell your brother, did you write the crime of illegal embezzlement and arson? Are Honglei brother arson in your heart 24 hours a day, 365 days? But I also want to destroy cultural relics. Yeah, would you add me a crime? "

Shabei leaned over and asked suddenly: "Why Huang Bo calls himself uncle, Sun Honglei are your brother? Wrong grade!"

"go away!"

Huang Bo and Sun Honglei were furious, punching and kicking Shabei away.

The screenwriter Lingling did n’t know where to hide, she was shot by the camera, and she was so ashamed to cover her face. When the director of the extreme challenge was like this, so was vj. I often encountered this kind of sudden situation, and the artists who were hi Pulling out and snoring in front of the camera, it is really painful and happy!

After the incident, the charges must have been solid and cannot be changed. Everyone looked down at the mobile phone and reported that the community had issued six wanted warrants, which were very filmed Wanted templates.

The photos, names, counts, and crime facts of the six people were all clearly listed on the wanted order. Audiences across the country saw this scene and all laughed miserably. To be continued ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ friends, you can search "blue book", you can find this site as soon as possible.