The Man Picked up by the Gods

I thought about what to do...... but the conclusion was immediately drawn.

Let's talk. Honestly, what matters to me is the process over the outcome. I started my research because I was interested in slime. Because I enjoyed the research process. Achievements can be irrelevant. More importantly, I told you that I already knew, so it would be too late to hide it now.

"It's okay...... the evolutionary condition of the slime is the meal.

In the diet…… evolves into a different species…

Green Caterpillar if Sticky Slime......

poison grass if poison slime......

Slime has a preference for each and every one of them, and that is the evolution that is geared towards the slime.

If you keep feeding something different from your taste... it will evolve slowly...

Some things, they die... "

"I see, that's the condition for the evolution of the slime, isn't it?

To a lady who looks intrigued, I nod once and keep saying things.

"With nutrition, it's easy to evolve. When you feed them, they evolve faster. … use poisonous grass, green caterpillar, washed animal bones…. … can be a slime, poison slime, sticky slime, acid slime that gathers in each…"

"What slime was it that Mr. Lyoma said he couldn't choose?

"Cleaner slime, scavenger slime, heel slime. Just impeccable ability."

The two types other than the heel slime I mentioned didn't seem familiar to me, and four of the Duke's family were face-to-face.

"What kind of slime is cleaner slime and scavenger slime?

"Skills… characterized by" cleansing ”and“ deodorizing ”, yes"

"Cleaning and deodorizing? Never heard of it."

"I still know deodorizing, but what is cleansing?

"... it's faster for you to see... wait..."

I go in the back, apply the blood of the rabbit I was draining in the kitchen on an affordable cloth and take one of the cleaner slimes back to the room.

"Sorry to keep you waiting...... this is the cleaner slime.... Check this out..."

"Bloody cloth? What are you gonna do with that?

"Here's what I'll do."

Give instructions to the cleaner slime lying in your head. Slime is taking the cloth I have, taking it into my body and spinning it around my nucleus.... I've seen it many times, but I always think it looks like a washing machine.

And ten seconds later. Grab the cloth that the slime spit out with a piece of your body stretched out like a tentacle and give it to me so I can spread it out and look good. Four of the Dukes who saw it were reactions to the extent they saw rare objects, but the eyes of the butler and two maids glowed with giraffes.

"You're out of blood, aren't you? And a little bit of a change of color, but melted?

"You were absorbed by the slime, is that all?

"No, ma'am, that's not all."

"Arone?"

Of the two maids in the Duchess' words, a slightly older person pinches her mouth. Apparently she says Arrone.

"Master Lyoma, that slime eats dirt, right?

"Exactly."

"What do you mean?

"Based on the material of your cloth, I could see that the cloth was dirty not just with blood, but with various objects. The color of the cloth now is the original color.

The more dirt you leave behind, the harder it becomes to fall. And it was in the same condition that I left it. If you hand wash that one where the dirt was creeping, taking the time won't necessarily bring you back to the color of the original fabric. I mean, cleaning skills are the ability to get stubborn dirt off, right?

"It also has… to be precise… the ability to remove dirt“ only ”…"

I instruct Slime to take the hand that had the cloth into Slime's body.

"Become!?

"Nothing..."

Ordinary slime tries to digest everything it takes in. I guess that's why you thought my hands would melt. The faces of everyone in the room were strong. But my right hand doesn't melt, and in 5 seconds the slime leaves my hand.

"Are you all right?

"Because I only dissolve dirt... man, of course, animal meat is usually... a slime that you don't eat unless you order it"

"Is there such a slime..."

"It's bad for your heart, don't threaten me"

"I'm sorry... it's all the time... because it was a cloth I didn't really want to touch..."

"It's hard to say it was beautiful."

'Cause it's a goblin hipster.'

When I said that, the escorts and the ladies looked up, and the maids seemed even more interested. Anything in this world seems to have the phrase 'goblin stains are the hardest to fall off in the world'.

"With this slime, you can keep it clean under any circumstances… during your journey, taking a bath… you can't, can you?

"Yeah, you can only wipe your body enough. Me, this is my first long trip, but I just feel sick not being able to take a bath for a day..."

"With this slime... the problem... will be solved"

The lady looked at my face with great momentum in the words. Scary, eyes and all! Your wife and two maids have a lot of power in their eyes.

"Clothes and bodies... dirt and smells... because they eat them all..."

"That! That slime, cleaner slime, please!

... Yabe, why am I selling in the advantage of a guy who couldn't do it himself!? And the hardest guy to say! Oh, you got too much heat in your story about the slime... at least make it a scavenger, me!

"I know how to sort..."

"Oh no! You've shown a great slime so far, and that's terrible!

"Dear Lyoma, as a maid of family origin who also serves the Duke of Jamir family from generation to generation, I am learning the basics of obedient magic. Please, teach me how to sort cleaner slime."

"I want to know too."

Is it pretty important to the women, eating already, huh? The men are pulling a little, and the four of the escorts are creating an atmosphere without me involved anymore.

"Mr. Lyoma, I hope you don't inspire the women of today..."

"It's hard to tell a woman..."

"You think women can't teach you?

"No, I don't mind teaching. It's just hard to say."

"The ladies are saying they want to know, isn't that good?

You noticed my gaze and tried to reclaim the place, because Mr. Camill said the right thing, so I took four of the escorts and Mr. Reinhardt to the corner of the room, headed by Mr. Camill, and told him how I knew how to sneak out and how to do that.

"... I see why you don't want to say it"

"Is that the way"

"Sure, it's hard to tell a woman from a man"

"It's hard for women to say to each other...?

"You're gonna be."

It was Mr. Hughes who ran out so easily, he turned around as he

"My lady! Ma'am, I know how! And Arone!

Declared to the women.

What are you talking about? Can you manage to say it well?

"Is it true!?

"Oh! Lady, wash yourselves! Go on, feed on the sweaty, dirty water and draw it in!

I said ooh!! That guy said it super straight!! I mean, uh... there's a beautiful flat hand from the women...

Ms Reinhardt, who then anticipated that the women had settled down, explained to me how she had come to the conclusion that Mr Hughes had spoken.

Just water and body washed water ready to line up, normal slime goes to clean water, but slime that can be cleaner slime gathers in sweaty, dirty water for some reason...

When it comes to safe cleaner slime, it's an unusual slime that lives only with dirt and water without taking any regular meals, cleaner slime... that's what I prefer most, so it's probably sweat or sebum...

"I can't believe it was a slime of that nature..."

"Excuse me."

"Oh, uh, it's not Mr. Lyoma's fault,"

"Cleaner slime... for a woman to capture... I think it's hard"

"Mr. Lyoma."

"Me, I still like cleaner slime"

Apparently, the lady can't give up cleaner slime.

"Now, to someone in the escort..."

"That won't happen, even though I'm an apprentice, I'm going to be an obedient magician. Don't rely on people."

"... everything you do alone... is not always good..."?

"Still, I'd like to take the first step with my own feet."

"... it is the lady who decides..."

"I... I... Huh! I'll do it! Can I have some water, please?

Everyone around me weeping at that proclamation. The lady's face is bright red. I don't care if you can't do it so much... or what? This air sounds like an awesome decision, but what do you do...?

But when this happens, I just feel sorry for putting out the water and ending it, so let's recommend using the bath. Sometimes I want to soak myself in the water as a former Japanese, so I make a cracked and solid bath in the back. I didn't think this was gonna happen.

"Bath, yes, use it"

"Do you have a bath? Thanks!

And I water the hot tub with water magic and boil the water with fire magic. I told the lady that the water had boiled since the water was set to just the right temperature with water magic. The journey takes only a few minutes and the magic is too convenient.

I dropped off two ladies and a maid to go to the bathroom, and I'll join the others.

"Aitatatatatatata...... I had a terrible eye"

"You deserve it."

"There's no array of boulders..."

Sure, I didn't have a delicacy. I was also told in my previous life that there were no delicacies, but even that wasn't that bad for me, it should be. It's a good year for me, too, and I've been very careful there because bad speech can be taken by sexual harassment. Or I'd have died socially if I hadn't been careful.

"Ah, Mr. Lyoma, welcome back"

"Ma'am... I don't know what you mean..."

"It's okay, it's up to him. Besides, I didn't tell you a lie, did I?

"Absolutely."

"That would be nice. Besides, whatever the content, I'm glad she showed her sincere attitude as an obedient magician. If you just want to get a cleaner slime, you just have to talk to you, Lyoma, and give me one."

............... Immananteitta?

"What now?

"Lyoma, I said I should give it to you. Haven't you thought about it?

Ha ha... why didn't I come up with such an easy thing... isn't it even basic as a way to get something when I think about it? Did you go too far into the woods to even think of that? I've been hunting myself or collecting what I needed for three years.

"Not at all..."

"No, I thought you were young. It was funny. But it's true my daughter was happy with her mindset, right?

"Really..."

Something, I'm tired... then the lady out of the bath drew bath water, went to the river to find slime, and I talked to two of my maids about trying on my clothes and resizing them.

Was the lady lucky? Surprisingly quick, she came back by the time I finished trying on all my clothes and consulting. Naturally I had the captured slime with me and I made my first contract as 11 people, including me, watched.

It was a little late by then, so the ladies will be staying at my house today, and I will recommend the others to take a bath and cook. So two maids and a butler, Sebastian, offered to help, but I refused.

I appreciate the help, but the kitchen in the house is small. There's no room for three adults, and the cooking tools fit my height, so it's all child sized. If I do poorly, it could be bad for my lower back.

By the way, the dinner menu is grilled ginger with beast meat grated jija. Looks like Mr. Reinhardt liked it a lot, and he was generally popular with others, but as a former Japanese guy I guess it's subtle... I'm used to it.

Even salt is only available in small quantities of rock salt from the cliffs, and it is bad for your body if you don't use alchemy to separate and purify it because it contains more minerals. I might not have been able to cage three years without alchemy. For now, I can assure you that it's not life-threatening, but it's not a satisfactory amount.

Well, I'm glad you're satisfied for now.