The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Well, I'll go to the toilet!" Fang Zheng ran into the toilet. Although he ate crystal rice and drank clean water without roots, no impurities, and no feces, Fang Zheng wanted to go to the toilet when he was nervous.

I ran to the toilet and lay down.

Founder took a deep breath and calmed down his excitement, supernatural! Although he already knows heavenly eyes and beast language, who cares about little magical power? What's more, this supernatural power sounds very bullish! So he said, "It's time to start."

"you sure?"

"I think about it again." Fang Zheng always felt that this system Rory asked a few times, I am afraid that this acceptance is not so simple. The last time I accepted the Dragon Buddha instrument, he became tired of a dog and slept for a day.

This time, the Founder must ensure that everything is in order. After another round in the temple, I was sure there was nothing to do, and Fang Zheng lay on the bed again and said, "Okay, let's get started!"

"you sure?"

"Why are you so stingy? Get started!" Fang Zheng cried.

Then Founder found that the system hadn't moved, and closed his eyes for a long time. He didn't notice any abnormality. He sat up and said, "System, is it started?"

"It's over," said the system calmly.

Founder only felt that he had 100,000 heads in his heart. He flew across the beach of Marago, rushed to the bed, and ate grass!

"So fast? Why don't I feel anything? And, since it's so simple, you asked me so many times, sure what to do?" Fang Zheng asked.

"What do you want? Pain? Or itching? Or should I do it for you? Finally, you're not sure, how can I give you the ability?"

"Forget it, when I didn't say it." Founder immediately persuaded, it hurts, itches, isn't this a bad brain?

"System, why do I feel like I haven't learned anything?" Founder asked.

"What do you think magical powers are?" The system asked.

"Isn't magical power just reading a spell, hitting a few Indian tactics, throwing a magic weapon, calling the wind and rain, throwing beans into the army, and farting and blasting the mountain?"

The system hummed two channels: "Ignorance! Supernatural powers are ordinary people walking, watching, listening, speaking, moving, raising hands is supernatural powers, and closing eyes are supernatural powers! Supernatural powers are turning ordinary people into things you cannot You do n’t need to chant a spell, you do n’t need anything to help you, you have the power of God. ”

Founder was stunned, I didn't expect that magical powers were like this, but, it seems, it makes sense!

Just then, the lone wolf ran in and howled twice: "Abbot, I'm hungry, I'm eating."

When Founder saw the lone wolf, his heart moved, a light flashed in his eyes, and the world in front of the lone wolf suddenly changed! It's all white and skyless, all around ...

Founder also saw this scene, but he could see the lone wolf, but the lone wolf could not see the founder! Founder is standing in the sky, looking down at everything like the creation god! With a thought, the earth rose from under your feet!

The scared lone wolf ran away, but the earth rose, where could he go? In the end, he was so scared that he shrank into a ball, and he didn't dare to move.

The lone wolf was afraid, and suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance, that was the taste of crystal rice!

The lone wolf opened his eyes and looked and saw a Mi Mountain appearing in the distance. Crystal rice cooked!

The lone wolf's tongue came out subconsciously, drooling wildly, and rushed towards Mi Shan.

However, the lone wolf quickly discovered that the faster he ran, the farther Mi Shan was! But the farther he got, the more he ran, and he ran harder!

When Founder saw this, his heart laughed and cursed: "This stupid man, such an obvious anomaly, has not yet been found to be a dream. Sure enough, this dream is amazing enough to confuse sentient beings and make people immersed in it."

Thinking of this Founder waved his hand, Mi Shan stopped, and the lone wolf caught up with Mi Shan in three steps and two steps, and opened his mouth wide, he had to eat enough!

Founder saw this, and slightly shook his head. In reality, he could not satisfy the desire of the lone wolf to eat wildly, but in the dream, let him refresh himself, so Founder ignored it.

The lone wolf ate on Mi Shan, eating, rolling, overjoyed, and scurrying around, the expression was ashamed and ashamed ...

Founder couldn't stand it anymore. With a wave of his hand, Mi Shan disappeared, and a wavy sea appeared underneath, and the lone wolf pierced in, scaring his paw crazyly.

puff!

"Hmm ..."

In reality, the lone wolf lay on the ground, constantly waving its paws and howling, obviously frightened.

As a result, one turned over, opened his eyes, and found that there was no Mishan, no sea in the square room!

The lone wolf looked at the smiling Founder, and then looked at the familiar surroundings. He had a feeling that everything just was done by this immense abbot! However, I couldn't beat the bald guy in front of me, so I had no choice but to turn around and run out.

In any case, he did eat just now!

When Founder saw this, he laughed and said, "Well? Are you still angry? Today, the poor monk is happy, take care!"

"Alas!"

"At this time know how to live a long live? Haha ... go!" Fang Zheng was very satisfied with his new magical power and took the lone wolf to cook.

The sun was setting quickly in a small alley in Songwu County.

"Brother, are you sure what you're doing?" A woman with a thick makeup, smoking a cigarette, looking at the money in her hand, and looked at the man in front of her in doubt. The man is handsome, but his request is too special, right?

"Where did you get so much? I'll ask you, can you make this money? If you make it, do it for me, make it, and double it for you!" The man said, when a car had driven The lights swept over and showed the man's face. It was Chen Jing who had just lost his job!

"Oh, okay, leave it to me! But, boss, you have to reimburse for the toll?" Said the woman.

"It's okay to reimburse, but you also work hard for me to take down the monk, you know? Worst, let him show his original shape, and manually manipulate your feet. Then give me a full recording, the most video Well. As long as it is done, money will be indispensable to you. "Chen Jingdao.

The woman smiled: "Relax, boss, others are hard to say, just a little monk, I Li Fengxian dare to promise, won in three days! You wait for the good news."

"Okay, I'll wait for your good news! But, you remember, you haven't seen me today." After that, Chen Jing left quickly.

Looking at Chen Jing's back, Li Fengxian pouted and said, "What the hell, even the monk is pitting ... just, the old lady should go to the monk to open up. Well ... monk, pure young monk, the taste should be good. "

After speaking, Li Fengxian came out of the alley, got into a taxi, and went home.

The next day, at dawn, the founder's temple came to the guests. He was a villager in the next village. Fangzheng was familiar with it, but he couldn't call his name.

A man came, five big and three thick, panting seemed to be in a hurry, greeted Founder, ran to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and then went down the mountain without looking back.