The Most Wasteful Fruit Among Pirates

boom!

With a bang, the tables in the restaurant were smashed to pieces.

"My lord, spare my life, spare my life!"

The owner of the restaurant who had been carefully standing next to him suddenly knelt down, his trembling forehead resting on the floor, and his whole body fell to the ground.

"Dover, we haven't finished eating yet."

With a stack of plates in both hands, Rossi gave Dover a helpless look.

"It's just a story, don't get excited."

At the same time, he turned his head to comfort the boss who was kneeling next to him and begged for mercy.

"Get up, it's none of your business."

"Huh, how can you not be excited!"

What made Dover so angry was naturally because of the continuation of Rossi's story:

In the battle, Captain Wukong broke through to "King Kong is not bad" and developed "Fire Eyes". At the Navy Headquarters, he was unstoppable and unstoppable.

The Admiral of the Navy yelled out the words, "Go and invite the God of Dragon".

Then--

The invincible Captain Wukong was crushed into the bottom of the sea with five 10,000-meter mountains by the backhand of the "God", and a generation of legends came to an abrupt end!

How did this make Dover, who was brought into it, not angry?

"exactly,"

The lieutenant colonel with short black hair next to him nodded repeatedly.

"Our navy has many masters, and there are generals and marshals in command. How could we ask for help from the Tianlong people. ——And an inexplicable 'god' came to the rescue?"

"Pity,"

Colonel Ida, who had the highest military rank, shook her head, not knowing what she was regretting.

"Captain Wukong is indeed an upright hero. Unfortunately, due to factional struggles, it is indeed overkill for him to be a 'logistics officer'. In the end, he rebelled and became a pirate, and even replaced the navy..."

Gion, on the other hand, sighed for the past of "Wukong".

"Fufufu, the top powerhouse in the mighty sea, actually "insulted" to a logistics officer without a military rank, who would not stay in the navy if he changed it."

Dover retorted,

"What's more, the navy should be the first to besiege the 'Huaguo Kingdom', otherwise Captain Wukong wouldn't bother to take care of those trash!"

Lieutenant Colonel Braid raised his hand to retort,

"Forcibly snatching the 'Supreme Big Sword' golden cudgel from the Murloc King, and emptying the Aolai Kingdom's ammunition to arm his subordinates. This is the behavior of pirates, and it should be crusaded—"

(Note: "Supreme Great Sword" is just a division of weapon quality, not necessarily a knife)

Forehead,

Seeing Dover who was arguing with a group of naval officers for "Captain Wukong", Rossi realized that Dover was only in his teens.

It's just that his height of 1.9 meters, his battle-tested killing intent, and his usual performance in order to maintain the majesty of the family make Rossi always ignore his age.

In her previous life, she was still at the age where she would compete with children to play the role of the 'Monkey King'.

And this world is already the leader of a huge force, a big man whose name can stop children from crying at night.

"OK OK."

Faced with this situation, Rossi, who put down the plate in his hand, had to stand up to smooth things over.

"It's just a story. Now that the story has been heard, everyone should go back, right?"

After speaking, Rossi took out a stack of Baileys and placed them directly on the front desk of the restaurant.

"Let's go,"

————

After listening to the story, I ate the meal.

Different ideas, parted ways.

Gion naturally left with his naval colleagues and returned to the warship at the pier; while Rossi and Dover who turned around went to the temporary lord's mansion in the center of the city.

"Rosie, is this just a story?"

As he grew older, Dover became more and more thoughtful, thinking about the story that Rossi told "many years ago" and only heard the ending today.

He didn't just want to listen to the follow-up, but also as a 'reference'.

"Who knows? It's just a story to me anyway."

"Very good story,"

? !

A voice suddenly came from the side,

In an instant, the domineering third-generation ghosts and silk threads slashed to the side at the same time! The aftermath alone was enough to tear apart the building next to the two of them.

brush,

However, in the alley next to it, just casually stretched out two hands to grab, and the silk threads in the ten fingers of Sandai Guiche and Dover became soft:

Noodle? !

As for the attack that was so violent that it could destroy the street, there was no way to talk about it.

"Lieutenant General He, what do you mean?"

Seeing that the three-generation ghost in his hand had turned into 'noodles', Rossi with an ugly face retreated while waving his hands to block Dover who was about to continue attacking.

When retracting his hand, his five fingers swiftly gestured backwards.

That was the code word for Dover to prepare for the bombardment of the "Multiple Super Electromagnetic Sword"——

"Don't be nervous, Brother Don Quixote."

The woman in the lieutenant general's coat walked out of the alley with a gentle face and empty hands.

However, it is these ordinary hands that make Rossi and Dover's weapons into funny noodles!

Even Rosie and Dover could turn into 'funny' style spaghetti men if they're not careful.

Superman · Wash fruit

Can turn 'things' into clothes and hang them to dry after washing.

Lieutenant General Crane can flush anything, including objects such as people or weapons.

The washed items and people will lose their original shape and become like freshly dried clothes, while the washed life forms will lose their strength and cannot move freely.

It is said that those who are washed and dried by this ability will also have their minds washed by the ability, and their evil hearts will become clean and sunny.

Although it sounds 'beautiful', for Rossi, this kind of 'brainwashing' ability in the true sense is no less evil than 'children's fun'!

"We are not enemies, at least not now."

Facing Lieutenant General Crane with his hands hanging on his waist and speaking without a trace of murderous intent, Rossi took a deep breath, covered him with a lot of domineering aura, recovered the three-generation ghost that had turned into 'noodles' in his hand, and put the sword back into its sheath.

"Lieutenant General He is waiting here, do you have anything to say?"

"yes,"

The mature and dignified Vice Admiral of the Navy on the opposite side nodded,

"But now I'm even more curious about the story you're talking about...or is it the history of you Tianlong people boasting about their achievements?"

···

Rossi wanted to say "you think too much", but think about it carefully:

In the 800 years that the Celestial Dragons have ruled the world, there is no such thing as a top powerhouse that even the navy can't help but break through the naval headquarters of Marin Vandor, rush to the holy land of Mariejoa, and then——

Lost in the hands of that person, disappeared from history without a trace.

Like the 'blank hundred years'.

With the degree of 'freedom' in this world, Rossi absolutely believes that no one has done this in 800 years.

At least ten years ago, the "Locus Pirates", which gathered a large number of top powerhouses, were preparing to attack the Holy Land and staged a scene of "the emperor takes turns to sit at my house this year".

Unfortunately, it was stopped by Roger Pirates and Garp.

"It seems that Lieutenant General He knows a lot,"

Facing Lieutenant General Crane's temptation, Rossi did not answer directly, but instead asked his own question:

"So, in what capacity are you going to talk to our two brothers?"

"Vice-admiral, high-level world government, or... the watchdog of the Celestial Dragons?"

"Standing in front of you is just a sailor practicing his own way of 'justice'."

Facing Rossi's aggressive words, Lieutenant General He just replied calmly.

"I won't bother with the grievances between the two and the Tianlong people."

"But I will not easily let go of the fact that 'Qiwuhai' Garmenio is planting and selling drugs in large quantities!"

it is good,

The other party has stated

This made Rossi feel relieved, and Lieutenant General Youhe restrained him in the navy.

At least without waking up, the Don Quixote family becomes a wanted criminal, chased by the navy behind their buttocks, and their hands are tied.

"In this regard, our Tang Jike family also holds the same position."

————

Carnival Island,

Surrounded by colorful and gorgeous buildings, it is a castle full of fairy tale style: red, yellow, and blue color blocks form the color of the walls, making this castle look both dreamy and majestic.

In the halls of the castle,

"Thank you, Lord Carmenio,"

The 'Dark Chef' Kaiyou, who was stabbed through the chest by Rosie and was almost instantly killed, has recovered, knelt down on one knee, and respectfully offered his loyalty to the man in front of him.

"Hee hee hee hee, you are all my important subordinates, so naturally I won't let you lose anything."

Sitting on a colorful throne is a tall man.

He has pink messy hair, and wears a half green mask that covers the upper half of his face, revealing his nose and mouth, and a tongue that is tens of centimeters long.

This man is wearing a coat with layers of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Under the flame-like collar, there are black tattoos, as well as well-defined pectoral and abdominal muscles...

The emerald green tights were tied around the waist by a wide belt, and he leaned on the throne and waved his hands casually.

On the gourmet island, the charming and arrogant 'Dark Chef' Kaiyou immediately got up and stood aside respectfully.

Above him, there are two more people!

One of them was naturally the blond-haired and silver-eyed Ricardo who had regained his youthful appearance.

The other one is a man who looks like a scholar. A book was tucked under his ribs. Wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a beautiful beard, the bow tie, white shirt, gray vest, and black trousers are all meticulous, and the leather shoes are even more polished.

"grown ups,"

The scholar-like man bowed to the colorful 'captain' on the throne,

"The navy has arrived on Gourmet Island,"

"According to the intelligence sent back by the spies, thick smoke rose from the basin in the center of the island. It is speculated that the planting base has been burned by the navy."

"At the same time, the spies witnessed the two Don Quixote brothers having dinner with the naval officers, chatting and laughing..."

"Tsk, it's that fellow Crane, what a trouble."

The 'chameleon' man on the throne rolled up his long tongue unhappily,

Not to mention the friendship with Sengoku and Garp, Lieutenant General Tsuru himself made the 'Shichibukai' Carmenio extremely wary.

In this sea, there is no pirate who is not afraid of cranes if he plays with his brain!

In the face of the Navy's "big staff", playing tricks is definitely the most stupid choice. It is the best choice to go directly to the past!

But... Reckless has to be reckless to win!

Although Crane does not have the "great military exploits" of Garp and the Warring States Period, her strength is not weak either. There are no people in the whole sea who can surpass her, but there are only ten fingers in the sky.

Among them, it is a pity that there is no Carmenho.

"What do the people at Voyshekh St. say?"

Carmenio also has his own 'backer' in the world government.

With the continuous tributes of Bailey, beauties, and delicious food, he hooked up with a "smart" Tianlong person, and with the help of the other party's influence, he was able to deal with many enemies from the top of the world government.

Unfortunately this time:

"No, it was rejected."

"Lieutenant Admiral He is the 'Great Staff Adviser' of the navy. Ordinary Tianlong people can't influence her at all. — Unless it's the 'Five Old Stars' it's almost the same."

"Hee hee hee ha, then use my identity as 'Qiwuhai' as a threat to stop General Hezhong from going further!"

"If the crane dares to get close to Carnival Island, I will take people to flee immediately..."

Carmenio was just about to say something cruel, but suddenly got stuck:

Naturally, Whitebeard can’t go back there. Pirate Roger seems to have launched an attack on the ‘Island of the Last’ recently. The Golden Lion has been seriously injured and hid. Should he go to the vegetarian Charlotte Lingling? !

With that guy's madness of catching men everywhere to give birth, isn't it like a sheep going into a tiger's mouth?

Although he wears a green mask, he doesn't like to wear dozens of green hats...

"Just say, our 'Thousand Faces Pirates' will re-enter the new world."

Ricardo, who has always been indifferent like a statue, said:

"Lord Carmenio, even if it's just us, we will never lose to those top big pirates."