The Most Wasteful Fruit Among Pirates

A new world, somewhere in an unnamed sea.

"Hey, look at the sky!"

"What are you doing..."

"Thunderclouds? Storms? Beasts? I haven't seen anything—"

The horrified voice of the navigator on the mast made everyone look up, and the captain who kicked out the door stopped abruptly in the middle of his grunt.

This... I have never seen it before!

An island slowly... No, because the island in the sky is far away from the ships at sea, it looks 'slow', but it is actually approaching them at a high speed.

That's right, there is an island 'flying' in the sky.

"Damn it, didn't you meet the 'Golden Lion' Shiji?"

Cold sweat ran down the cheeks of the pirate captain. Although he also carries a bounty of 120 million, compared with the legendary golden lion, it is simply a world of difference.

call--

Just when the pirate captain was about to give the order to turn around, a pitch-black 'big bird' with spread wings flew towards them.

Boom,

Just a few seconds later, the 'giant bird' swooped down on the deck and turned into a tall man wrapped in black leather, wearing a mask, a pair of wings behind his back, and a super long samurai sword on his waist.

"Surrender, or destroy?"

The person who came directly issued an ultimatum, and there was no room for reversal at all.

"Surrender, we surrender!!"

The pirate captain knelt down on the spot and raised his hands high. Although the person coming was not from the power of the 'Golden Lion' Shiji, he happened to know this mysterious man who didn't show an inch of skin, and he was also a strength they couldn't afford.

Kaido Pirates!

···

Unexpectedly, the other party knelt down so easily, 'Jin', who was about to kill and stand up, glanced at the other party slightly, and then spread his wings.

"Come on,"

When Jhin flew over the ghost island above the head, the pirate ship below had obediently followed the flight path of the ghost island.

"Brother Kaito,"

On the ghost island in ruins, Kaido was pouring a gourd of wine into his mouth, causing Jhin, who flew back, to take a worried step forward.

"This is just a temporary setback, please don't take it to heart, we..."

"Jin, I'm not decadent."

Kaido, who put down his wine gourd, sat in front of the ruins, looking at the arc-shaped sea at the end of his line of sight: the sea is so vast, it seems that he had underestimated the heroes of the world a little before.

and--

"Ohhhhhh!!!"

Facing Kaido who suddenly laughed wildly, Quinn, who was as round as a ball, touched his bald head.

"Oops, brother has been hit too hard, and he has lost his mind."

"Shut up, fat bastard!"

Jhin, who was in a bad mood, directly pulled out the super long samurai sword at his waist,

"Otherwise you don't need to talk anymore!"

"Huh? Who's afraid of whom, you torture-loving pervert—"

"Jhin, Quinn."

"I'm calm and in a good mood right now."

?

While using his power to hold the entire ghost island flying in the sky, Kaido looked at the endless sea.

Don Quixote family,

He has already received information about that family: if those intelligence providers are not lying, the Kaido Pirates are temporarily unable to take revenge.

The 'Rosinindi' who cut himself before had a brother named 'Doflamingo'. Known as the double king of the family, and many people witnessed the traces of the "Red Earl" in Dressrosa...

Going there rashly, I'm afraid even he will have difficulty escaping.

"It seems that I am not 'Joey Boy'."

"I don't know why, but suddenly I feel a lot lighter, maybe this is not a bad thing. Ohhh~~"

"You are not anyone, you are Brother Kaito!"

Facing Jhin's words behind him, Kaido raised his head and took another sip of his wine.

"That's right,"

"I used to be too obsessed with 'legends', even if it wasn't some Joey Boy, my mace wouldn't be weak at all. Oh lol~~ Enjoy, enjoy!!"

Seeing how proud their boss is, everyone in the Kaido Pirates, who had suffered a big defeat, cheered up.

"asshole--"

At this moment, accompanied by the clear and crisp voice of a child, a strange wave swept across, causing the pirates who were cleaning up materials from the ruins to tremble suddenly, rolling their eyes white and falling down while foaming at the mouth.

"It's unforgivable to make our house like this!"

Wearing a kimono, stepping on clogs, with a huge shimenawa rope tied behind her back, a little girl with long white hair in gradient colors and a pair of red devil horns on top of her head clenched her fists in the ruins like a hungry dragon roaring.

"The Don Quixote family, we must teach them a lesson and make them apologize!"

The little girl who was inexplicably buried under the ruins during her afternoon nap was furious.

"Father, let's go to the Don Quixote family—"

"Not urgent,"

In a flash, Kaido in leather clothes and pants appeared in front of the little girl,

"Overlord look, it seems that you also have great potential."

Kneeling down and touching his daughter's head, Kaido showed a rare smile.

It's just that with his face, it can only be described with the word 'stern'.

"If you want to teach the other party a lesson, you can't do without strength. Next, I will train you with the determination to kill you, remember the injuries you have received now, and turn them into anger against the enemy in the future."

?

Boom! !

Just when the little girl was in a daze, the mace had already called to her! The small figure flew upside down on the spot, causing Quinn, who was watching, to tremble, and the cigar in his mouth was almost scared away.

"Ouch, Brother Kaito's tutor..."

It's really a model of "if you can't beat him to death, beat him to death".

"Hmph, what is this bit of flesh and blood suffering?"

Jhin next to him snorted coldly. Brother Kaidou has been rolling among the dead on the battlefield since he was a child; Jhin himself was treated like an animal since he was a child, taking blood, slicing, and experimenting... Naturally, he is indifferent to the "training" in front of him.

Besides, with Brother Kaidou's strength, his actions must be measured.

Otherwise, the daughter named 'Yamato' would still be alive if she went down with a stick?

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on the other hand,

The culprit who caused the Kaido Pirates to "move" is also doing "inhuman" exercises.

"F...fufu...this food is nothing."

Dover, who was trembling all over, forced himself to wipe off his cold sweat, and managed to maintain his 'grace' and 'body shape' to the end, making Rossi look him up and down in surprise.

"I see,"

"You actually use the 'string ability' instead of gastric peristalsis to break up food!"

Hey, hey, is it really good to develop the fruit ability in this way? Isn't it too hard for the sake of face?

According to Rossi's knowledge and color perception, Dover's digestive system has a large number of silk threads that are constantly cutting and stirring the food that he eats. At the same time, this very energy-consuming "micro-manipulation" is also constantly consuming Dover's physical strength. , so that although he ate a lot of high-nutrition food, he did not——

"No...it can't be done..."

Torrepol, who was stretched into a ball shape, wanted to cry but had no tears. He knew that the exercise here was so "horrible", and he would not come to join in the fun if he was killed. People are uncomfortable.

Of course, like 'drug resistance training', this kind of force-feeding method of strengthening can only be carried out by people with certain strength: ordinary people have long been overwhelmed.

"Hmph, no one wants it yet."

"Just the ingredients you eat in one meal is enough for an ordinary family to spend ten years. This is a real 'gold swallowing beast'-like exercise, don't be dissatisfied——?!"

Rossi turned to look at the group of "fat guys" lying on the ground, the only one who didn't change his face or figure.

"Gary, you're a robot..."

"Hey, can't I eat?"

Facing the cat-eared girl who tilted her head in confusion, Rossi rubbed her temples.

"Of course, but I remember that your stomach is a 'polymer...decomposition furnace'?"

"Wrong, it's a 'polymer thermal decomposition power furnace'."

The cat-eared girl raised the 'rice bucket' in her hand and quickly licked it with her tongue, while answering clearly:

"My stomach can decompose most of the organic matter and store it as energy. Although it is not as fast as direct charging, it is also necessary as a kind of 'entertainment': By the way, I have a sense of taste."

···

"Ok,"

The big barrel in the hands of the cat-eared girl was not her own, but the food that Jorah quietly asked her to help 'digest'. Rossi is not reluctant, but this kind of behavior is completely meaningless waste.

This kind of high-nutrition food is only for normal organisms: for Gary, there is almost no difference in the supplementary energy whether he eats grass or eats a big meal. But well—

"As long as you like it."

hiccup~~

"This exercise...is really..."

Even Jinbei and Cyrus looked bad after eating and drinking so much, while Rossi clapped his hands.

"Okay, next I will start to explain the technique of 'returning life': it doesn't need to be used for fighting, as long as everyone learns high-speed digestion and absorption first."

A little more blood is always good.

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time flies,

Whether it's 'drug resistance training' or 'physique strengthening training', everyone in the Don Quixote family was intoxicated until an unexpected situation interrupted everyone's day-to-day life.

"what?"

"Yes, I like Cyrus!"

After a long period of working as a reporter, Scarlett, the former "Princess" of Dressrosa, has changed a lot. Wearing a neat vest and trousers, a reporter's soft hat, and an unyielding expression, he looks even more heroic.

···

"Bahahaha~~"

"congratulations--"

"Hey hey, not bad, Cyrus!"

Facing the female reporter who came to the door, the family cadres were stunned for a moment, and while congratulating, they slapped Cyrus on the back, and even black lightning splashed out.

"Hey, you guys..."

Armed color domineering is used, how jealous of others!

"Cyrus, what's your answer?"

Dover on the seat tilted his head and looked at Cyrus. Since the battle with the Red Earl, everyone has accepted Cyrus. Regardless of being the commander of Dressrosa's army, he can freely enter and leave the palace, and at the same time participate in various activities as a family cadre. kinds of workouts and meetings.

"Ah... ah... I... I..."

However, the legend of the arena, the statue-like tough guy was flushed and couldn't speak a whole sentence.

"Cyrus,"

The Minister of Liku who was next to him couldn't help becoming anxious. As the eldest daughter and Cyrus continued to get along, he had always noticed the rapid warming of their relationship: Originally, Cyrus was his chosen "son-in-law". but:

"Don't you think my daughter is not good enough for you?!"

If it was before, Minister Liku would naturally not think so. But now: Cyrus is a cadre of the Don Quixote family, and he is no longer 'King Riku'...

In fact, caring makes chaos, with Cyrus' character——

"Father, please don't say that."

Before Cyrus could speak, Scarlett had already started to explain:

"Cyrus never had such an idea, but..."

As Scarlett's eyes fell on Dover and Rossi, neither of them needed any knowledge and arrogance, just by looking at each other's expressions, they could guess:

"I have no opinion,"

Although Rossi and Dover are the "parents" of the family and the "kings" here, neither of them has the idea of ​​interfering in other people's love affairs.

"Fufufu, very good, then we will hold a lively wedding: let the whole Dressrosa offer blessings to you!"

"Ah, this is too..."

Facing Cyrus who waved his hand to refuse, Dover leaned on the throne and shook his finger.

"Cyrus, you are a cadre of the family, this is our kindness, don't refuse."

"But Cyrus once killed people, and he wants to get the blessings of the people..."

Facing Minister Liku's worry, everyone in the room was taken aback.

Then--

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Ha, haha, I can't..."

laugh! Laugh wildly! Loud laughter! Everyone in the hall laughed, even Rossi and Dover couldn't help laughing.

"Fufufu, Minister Liku."

Dover, who was leaning on the throne, stretched out his hand casually across the crowd in the hall:

"Everyone here, who doesn't have hundreds of thousands of lives in their hands? You don't understand the truth that if you don't kill people in this world, you will be killed, don't you?"

"Uncle Riku,"

Rosie, leaning on the throne with folded arms, tilted her head,

"As long as it is a person who hangs around in the sea, who doesn't have hundreds of enemies who want to die?"

"Blessings from everyone? Stop making trouble, even gods can't do it. Besides—they are both talented and beautiful, so it's the turn of those demons to oppose?"

"Ok, deal,"

Torrebol and the others looked excited,

"Let's prepare for a grand wedding!"

The reason why they were so excited was not only because they were happy for Cyrus; but also because they were finally able to be freed from the boring training that was like being executed.

Even if only temporarily!