The Sickly Scion’s Petite Wife Is Sweet And Cool

  Chapter 501

   He didn't hear a word of retention until he walked out of the gate. Xuanyuan Ce silently raised his head and looked up at the sky, feeling inexplicably sad.

   "His." He gasped in pain, and felt the swollen bag on the back of his head, but chuckled softly instead.

   "Alo, Alo, you really haven't changed at all."

   After talking to himself, he untied the horse rope and was about to get on his horse. Out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a familiar figure standing at the entrance of the alley.

   It was the middle-aged man who just came out of it, but that familiarity was not because of the glance he had just seen in a hurry.

  Xuanyuance always felt that he had seen this back somewhere before, but he couldn't remember his head buzzing for a while.

   The man faced the alley and turned his back to the road, his body shaking.

   Xuanyuan Ce led the horse and walked over, reaching out to pat him on the shoulder to make him turn his head to see the front.

  I don't want the middle-aged man to suddenly "vomit..." and vomit wildly.

  The surroundings were instantly filled with an indescribable sour smell.

  Xuanyuance frowned, wrinkled his nose in disgust, withdrew his hands and turned on his horse, kicking the horse's belly to let the horse take him away from this smelly place.

  The sound of hooves getting farther and farther, and when someone was sure to leave, an angry shout sounded from the alley.

   "Wu Zhengde!"

   The middle-aged man is none other than the great **** Wu Zhengde beside Xuanyuan Qi, Eunuch Wu.

   Xuanyuan Qi looked at the filth on his body.

   A lump of noodles that haven't been chewed yet, and wanted to kill someone in anger.

   Eunuch Wu knelt down with a plop, and cried bitterly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I'm afraid this old slave won't be able to serve you again in the future."

   He was kneeling on top of what he vomited. Xuanyuan Qi was so disgusted that he took a big step back and said while undressing, "You know you deserve to die."

   "No, no, even if Your Majesty doesn't kill the old slave, the old slave will die soon, because the old slave may be poisoned."

   Thinking of his dignified and dignified general manager, the celebrity beside the monarch, was poisoned to death by a few bowls of small noodles, thinking about it is enough to feel aggrieved, his money has not been spent...

   The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became. Wu Gonggong cried out loudly: "Your Majesty, this old slave can't bear you, but this old slave can't help it. Who would have thought that this family is so cruel, and one shot will kill you..."

   Xuanyuan Qi took a moment to untie his clothes.

   "This old slave has the honor to serve by His Majesty's side in this life, and there is no regret, but I am a little worried about Your Majesty."

   I didn't expect this old man to be so heartfelt, and Xuanyuan Qi's anger subsided for the most part.

Eunuch Wu wiped a tear and continued to cry: "Didn't your majesty say that you want to build a loft in the palace? You can overlook your people by standing on it, but unfortunately, your majesty can't bear to waste people and money, and this loft has never been built, majesty. I have seen the sketches I drew... ugh... I have nothing to do for Your Majesty, but I saved a little money..."

   "When the old slave is gone, His Majesty will use the money to build the attic. Later, when your Majesty sees the attic, he will also think of the old slave."

   Xuanyuan Qi squinted his eyes, took off his coat and put it aside: "The attic I want to build will cost a lot of money."

   "Don't worry, Your Majesty, the old slave has them, and they are all hidden under the old slave's bed, woo woo..."

   "Ouch, the old slave's stomach hurts so much, it must be the poison attack." Eunuch Wu covered his stomach and exhaled.

   Xuanyuan Qi frowned: "Didn't I let you go in and find out who the second child's outer room is? How could you be poisoned?"

   Originally, he had sent the spear guard, but before he even got close to the small house, he noticed two familiar auras inside.

   Who else can be familiar to the sphinx guards besides those who are also sphinx guards.

   Xuanyuan Ce had a total of three spies, and he dispatched two at once. Xuanyuan Qi couldn't sit still, so he immediately took Eunuch Wu out of the palace in micro-clothing.

"To inquire? Yes, the old slave went in to inquire... Oh, they have to invite the old slave to eat noodles, this is what the woman cooked..." As soon as he entered the entrance, it was killing him, how could he remember next to it?

   Xuanyuan Qi has a black face, he didn't ask about the useful things of this old guy, but he almost risked his own life in it.

   But if there is no grievance and no hatred, he doesn't think the other party will take good care of the poison.

   He raised his hand and was about to call someone.

   "Hey, you are here." A crisp voice sounded.

   Xuanyuan Qi retracted his hand, looked at the girl who suddenly appeared, and was stunned for a moment.

   As an emperor, not only three thousand beauties in his harem, but also all the fat, Yan and thin.

   Besides, in order to make him completely addicted to beauty, which of the women sent to the palace by the previous family was not a beautiful woman?

   He believed that he had seen all the beauties in the world, but the appearance of the girl still surprised him.

  I saw the girl wearing an apricot dress, with a flower between her eyebrows, delicate facial features, and smooth skin. Although she wore a woman's bun, her face was immature, like a fairy who had strayed into the mortal world.

  The facial features haven't fully grown yet, so it's hard to imagine how stunning it will be in the future.

   But Xuanyuan Qi is not a person who covets beauty, the reason why he is stunned is because of the familiarity between the eyebrows and eyes of the girl in front of him.

   Seeing someone staring at her, the girl stared back unwillingly, and the two people with similar eyebrows stared at each other for a long time.

   Unwilling to be lonely, Eunuch Wu stood up and stood between the two.

   "You, you, you, what do you want to do, you can never harm my family again..."

   He was kicked in his leg and neck, and he hurriedly said, "Don't want to hurt my master again."

   "You didn't say you lost your wallet, this is your master, so he didn't eat?" Shen Yijia asked kindly.

   glanced at the filth on his body and wrinkled his nose in disgust.

  Xuanyuan Qi was stunned, no wonder the girl in front of her looked a little familiar, she looked like a second child.

  Xuanyuan Ye Xiao's mother could not see Xuanyuan Ce's shadow on her body at all.

  Shen Yijia is a seven-point mother and three-pointed like a father. Looking at the girl in front of him, Xuanyuan Qi's heart is inexplicably a little complicated.

   Eunuch Wu's eyebrows jumped: "Eat, eat. How could I make my master hungry."

   I'll be darling, this person doesn't want to invite His Majesty to eat noodles, and he will poison His Majesty to death by the way.

   Vicious, so vicious.

  Shen Yijia snorted and took out a paper bag from her arms: "Well, I'm here to give you this."

   Eunuch Wu: It’s over, it’s over, is it because he’s not dead yet, we’re going to give him poison directly?

   Xuanyuan Qi coughed lightly: "What is this?"

  Shen Yijia blinked, pointed at Eunuch Wu and asked, "Is he suffering from unbearable abdominal pain and nausea?"

   Eunuch Wu nodded, it was indeed poisoned, otherwise how could he be so clear about his symptoms.

"That's right, you'll be fine after eating this." Shen Yijia handed the paper package forward again, after thinking about it, she felt that she still had to explain it for her mother: "Don't worry, the food my mother makes is unpalatable. A bit, but it definitely won't kill anyone."

  She and the beautiful lady are still alive and well.

   But seeing this man's tragic appearance, she finally understood why every time she said she wanted to enter the kitchen, the faces of the family, big and small, would change.

   Difficult to eat? No poison? Can't eat people? Eunuch Wu expressed his disbelief.

   Shen Yijia saw that he didn't pick it up, so it didn't matter if she retracted her hand: "It's okay if you don't take medicine, anyway, it will only be a few more days of discomfort."

   If it weren't for the fact that this person helped her and the beautiful husband to save her life, she would not have come out to deliver medicine.

   Hearing that it would be uncomfortable for several days, Eunuch Wu grabbed the paper bag without thinking.

   "This, can this really cure me?" He confirmed again.

   Shen Yijia nodded seriously.

   Eunuch Wu secretly glanced at Xuanyuan Qi, and seeing that he had no objection, he opened the paper bag, which contained a dark pill.

   Shen Yijia motioned him to eat quickly with his eyes.

   Eunuch Wu swallowed his saliva, he was hesitating, and another sharp pain came from his abdomen. He didn't care about it, he directly put the pill into his mouth and swallowed it whole.

   "It doesn't feel like it."

   "How can the effect of the drug be so fast? At least it takes a stick of incense time." Shen Yijia rolled her eyes and thought about it: "Take advantage of this time gap, come with me."

   She said, carefully bypassing the pile of filth, and took the lead to the alley.

   Xuanyuan Qi nodded and followed Shen Yijia's footsteps.

   Eunuch Wu took two steps, caught a glimpse of the filth on his body, resisted the urge to vomit again, took off his coat, and trotted to follow.

   "This is it."

   She led people to the back door of a mansion, and could faintly hear the voices of many people talking.

  The door was ajar, Shen Yijia pushed it open and walked in first. It was a small yard, the same as the backyard of the house they rented.

   She pointed to a place and said, "It's a thatched hut, go in and squat..."

   Before he could finish speaking, Eunuch Wu suddenly clutched his stomach and screamed out: "Oh, what the **** are you feeding the old... old man, why does the old man feel more pain..."

"Croton powder." Shen Yijia had a harmless face, and when she met Eunuch Wu's wanting to eat people's eyes, she explained: "You are uncomfortable because you ate the noodles cooked by my mother, just clean it up, it just so happens that croton has diarrhea. effect.”

   "You you you..." Eunuch Wu pointed at her and was speechless.

When    noticed something, his face changed, he covered his 尻 (kao, a sound, meaning butt) and ran in the direction of Shen Yijia's finger.

  Shen Yijia clicked his tongue and said to himself, "I just asked you to go and squat, so I didn't listen."

   "Huh." Xuanyuan Qi couldn't help laughing softly.

   Shen Yijia looked at him strangely.

   It has been a long time since he regained control of the government, no one dared to stare at him like this, but this girl stared at him twice within half an hour.

   Xuanyuan Qi found that he didn't feel offended at all.

   He ignored the weirdness in his heart and just wanted to say something.

  dong~ There was a sound of gongs from the front, followed by enthusiastic applause.

   He asked: "Where is this place?"

  Shen Yijia touched his chin and said not quite sure: "It should be a poetry club."

   Thirty thousand words were mentioned before, and she wrote it down.

  Go out from the side door and turn left for a mile.

  Because the entrance is the back door, there is actually no distance of one mile.

   Xuanyuan Qi's black face: You don't even know where you are, so you dare to bring them to "borrow" the toilet?

  How did this girl live to be so old and not be beaten to death?

  Shen Yijia: Sister relies on fists!

   But it turns out that she was right.

  Going out from the backyard is a two-story attic. There is a table in the middle of the lobby, and an old man with a white beard is standing on it talking eloquently.

   Shen Yijia didn't understand after hearing it, so she sat down at an empty table in the corner.

   Xuanyuan Qi:  …

  People came and went, each with red faces and red ears, and no one noticed the sudden appearance of two strange faces.

  The old man finally finished, picked up the hammer and beat the gong and drum again.

  dong~ The hall became quiet for a moment, and two men full of bookishness came onto the stage.

   salute each other.

   Shen Yijia's eyes lit up, is this about to fight?

   As soon as he thought about it, he saw the old man take two steps back. He clapped his hands, and a pair of long links leaned down to the second floor.

  I saw four big characters written on it, "The Debate of Fish Music".

   Immediately after, the two men started a new round of love.

   "It was a debate competition." Xuanyuan Qi became interested.

  Shen Yijia: That's it?

   Seeing her staring at the stage, Xuanyuan Qi asked, "Have you read?"

  Shen Yijia raised her chin proudly, with a look of nonsense.

   Xuanyuan Qi: Don't be angry, don't be angry.

   He is a king!

  He has a big heart!

   He can punt a boat in his stomach!

After    self-explaining, he continued to ask: "What books have you read?"

   "Well..." Shen Yijia thought for a while: ""Two or Three Things That Miss Rich and Poor Scholars Have to Say";"

   ""Mrs. She's Soft and Easy to Push Down";"

   ""The Big Brother's Little Wife";"

  ""Affair of Gaomen";"

   ""Sweet and Sassy Wife of the Sick and Weak Prince", let me tell you, this is super nice."

  …

   She said more and more vigorously, but she didn't notice that every time she said a book title, Xuanyuan Qi's face darkened.

   "Nonsense, how can a girl's family read such an indecent book, your father... father doesn't know how to take care of you." Xuanyuan Qi didn't realize it himself, he unconsciously used the tone of elders teaching younger ones.

   Shen Yijia was stunned for a moment, and her mouth looked like she was about to cry.

   Her appearance inexplicably reminded Xuanyuan Qi of when he first ascended the throne.

   Xuanyuan Ce was bullied by the young masters of those noble families and ran back to the palace, that's why he looked at him with this expression.

   At that time, he really hated his own powerlessness and could only watch his younger brother grow up a little while being bullied...

   He subconsciously slowed down his tone: "I...I didn't kill you, I mean that those miscellaneous books are not suitable for girls to read, you can read other things, such as poetry and songs..."

  Xi Jingjia sniffed and complained, "Do you think I don't want to?"

   Xuanyuan Qi: "??"

"My biological father is a big scumbag. He abandoned our mother and daughter when I was still in my mother's belly. My mother had to send me away in order to avoid the pursuit. My luck was not good. After the good adoptive mother left..."

  Shen Yijia spoke the truth, and said the original owner's experience in a tragic manner.

   What about sleeping in the woodshed, eating leftovers, punished by kneeling, beaten and scolded, in short, how miserable it is.

   said that Xuanyuan Qi, who thought he was as hard as a stone, almost burst into tears.

  The members of their Xuanyuan family have been abused to this extent. That family really deserves to die.

  The surroundings became quiet for some time, and everyone did not listen to the people on the stage, and they all pricked up their ears to listen to Shen Yijia's story.

   "I won't admit defeat, I want to read and study." Shen Yijia's voice suddenly became high-pitched.

  The hearts of those who listened also mentioned it.

   "But I don't have any money..." Shen Yijia sighed: "So every day when I have time, I secretly hide in the corner of the academy and eavesdrop."

  Everyone: This academy should be small, otherwise how could a little girl get in.

   "Slowly I got to know a few words, and I started to secretly go to the bookstore to read."

  People: Is there any place in the world that you can’t go to secretly?

   "I can't imagine that it's not a serious bookstore at all. It's full of non-serious books. When I grow up and understand this, it's too late. Those books have already been engraved in my mind..."

   She paused for a while, and continued with a heartache: "You think I don't want to read poetry and poetry? I don't want to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? But which of these don't need money?"

   "So pitiful, woo woo..." a soft-hearted scholar cried out.

  Shen Yijia wiped a tear and slapped the table: "So everyone who has money will support a money field, and those who have no money will support a personal field, how about helping me realize this childhood dream together?"

   Xuanyuan Qi:  …

  Everyone: Hey, it turned out to be a storyteller.

   "Isn't that making trouble here?"

   "That's right, Brother Wu, Brother Yan, you two continue." Someone reminded the two contestants on the stage.

   "I didn't let you hear it again." Shen Yijia rolled her eyes, poured a glass of boiled water and drank it.

   Having said so much, she died of thirst.

   Noticing Xuanyuan Qi's indescribable expression, she asked, "Are you thirsty too?"

   Without waiting for the other person to answer, she pushed the kettle in front of him: "Pour it yourself."

   Xuanyuan Qi:  …

   "Why isn't that follower of yours healed? Didn't he fall into the ditch?"

   If she didn't have to confirm that the other party was all right, she would have left early.

   As soon as she finished speaking, there was an indescribable smell in the air, which instantly filled the entire lobby.

   "Who blew up the thatched hut?" someone asked.

   "Master." A faint voice sounded behind the two of them.

  The two turned their heads at the same time, covered their noses at the same time, and stepped back, showing the same disgusting expression.

  God-like sync.

   This is literally a walking pit.

   Eunuch Wu approached the two of them with trembling legs, and said with a bitter face: "Old, old slave is all right, let's go."

  Shen Yijia took a big step back: "Since it's all right, then I'll go home for dinner, sue..." Farewell.

   Before he could finish speaking, an exasperated voice sounded: "It's him, he came out of the hut like this."

   "There's no reason for this." The old man on the platform blushed with anger, pointed at Eunuch Wu and scolded: "The land of the sages, how can this be like this, so... It's just insulting, it's insulting..."

   Shen Yijia was stunned, and subconsciously retorted: "What did he do? Don't you just squat for a long time, and it smells a little bit? Don't you **** and fart on weekdays?"

   She didn't say it was okay, but when she said that the whole lobby was directly bombed, they all shouted that they were here to make trouble, and how to arrest them and punish them severely.

   Looking at the people who came over and stretched out their claws, Shen Yijia was startled, grabbed the table in front of her, and threw it towards the crowd.

  The crowd was frightened, and a path was cleared.

   Shen Yijia reached out to grab Eunuch Wu, thinking that he was so stinky and grabbed Xuanyuan Qi in a corner.

   "What are you still doing, run." After she yelled at Eunuch Wu, she ran away without looking back.

   Left alone, Eunuch Wu, who was instantly surrounded by people, desperately watched his master disappear from sight.

  woohoo, he wants to run too, but his legs are weak!

   (This is a 5,000-character chapter, which is equivalent to two and a half chapters in normal times. It is not expensive or expensive. Important things are said three times, and there are about two chapters in the evening.)

   (end of this chapter)