The Silly Alchemist

“pu… What?! Your son has been in the brothel for three days? Hey, he is only five years old, and he is too fast.” This sentence is in the mouth of a king of the country, when Emperor knows about it. After that, I couldn’t help but spray it.

Even the king of a country is still the same, not to mention other people, now the entire Imperial Capital knows the brilliant achievements of the 13 Little Childe, and when I was five years old, I went to the brothel, which is absolutely a record that has never been approached and will never be approached Again.

Now the entire Imperial Capital, and even the entire imperial people, are talking about it after dinner. About how the 13 Little Childe went to the Romantic Building to drink wine, how to buy a small female slave with the price.

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After this incident, Thirteen Little Childe had a little girl next to him, the Little Tiger Girl bought by him. Originally, Long Anqi also wanted to find a cockroach that was similar to the 13 Little Childe, who could take care of him. At the same time, you can also play with him.

This Little Tiger Girl seems to understand the facts well. I know that I can avoid being abused. It is all about the stupid 13 Little Childe. Although she also knows that 13 Little Childe is not really helping her, but in fact he is really helping. I myself and rescue myself from the fire pit.

As a person of Tiger Clan, the Zhien Tubao is a tradition. Even if they get a little favor, they will all report in the spring. Naturally, if someone offends them, they will definitely report it.

Therefore, although Little Tiger Girl likes to take care of the 13 Little Childe in the future, there is no good feeling for other Human Races. After all, Human Race grabbed her.

Since then, Ye Family has added a little Tiger Girl 丫鬟, thirteen Little Childe also has a daughter sweethearts grown up maids playmates.

Many years later, Long Anqi was wise to show off his decision.

However, at the time, Thirteen Little Childe disagreed with this. He said that he would send Little Tiger Girl home, which was called Prodigal’s thoroughness, and Long Anqi gave him a sigh of relief.

It’s not that Long Anqi is reluctant to remit 50,000 gold coins. This is not a big deal for her. Besides, this is the pocket money of Thirteen Little Childe. She just feels that this Little Tiger Girl may be arranged by Heaven’s Will. Son’s.

Thirteen Little Childe wouldn’t say anything about it. He didn’t have any opinion on anything, he didn’t understand anything, and he had a playmate who played with him. He was also very happy.

By the way, I forgot to introduce the name of Little Tiger Girl. Her name is Tai Ya. As for the family, she didn’t say anything, and no one went to delve into it.

In fact, even if she said her name, it is the same for the 13 Little Childe, because he has only one name for Tai Ya – Tigress.

Another point is that Tigress is about one year older than Thirteen Little Childe. Her body shape is a little petite, so it looks like it is about the size of the 13 Little Childe. It is estimated that after growing up, it will be smaller than the 13 Little Childe. a lot of.

Don’t think that the people of Tiger Clan are back of a tiger and waist of a bear. The woman of Tiger Clan is also a very small part, naturally very rare, and Tigress is just one of them.

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“Younger brother, Romantic Building is really so fun, let’s go together later.” Little Lanyu was very excited, quietly talking to the 13 Little Childe.

“Well, it’s fun, can’t go, mother said no.” Thirteen Little Childe nodded, and shook his head again.

“We are going quietly, don’t let Mother know it.” Little Lanyu whispered.

“?? Is it OK? I will ask mother.” Thirteen Little Childe ran to ask Long Anqi with doubts, and Little Lanyu saw the situation and couldn’t stop it. She decided to run away immediately.

“Ye Lanyu! You stand for me!!” Long Anqi’s roaring sounds throughout the world.

“mother, I am joking. Ye Lang, you little bastard, I won’t play with you next time.”

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In the next few months, Thirteen Little Childe went out to Prodigal once and for all, naturally asking Long Anqi for a little pocket money, and Long Anqi said no next time, but every time he gave it. Pocket money.

The original Thirteen Little Childe was forbidden to go out, but then Long Anqi decided to let him go out and no longer banned. The reason for this was not that she suddenly figured it out, but there was really no way.

Since the first disappearance, Thirteen Little Childe has been banned from going out, and the entire Ye Residence is also wary of the recurrence of the incident, so it is reasonable to say that 13 Little Childe is no longer able to go out.

But the strange thing is that here, Thirteen Little Childe is still playing a game that suddenly disappears, and in the case that everyone knows that he wants to disappear, he uses some very interesting methods to go out.

These methods are ignored by normal people, perhaps only from his point of view, after he told Long Anqi, only Long Anqi is open mouth, surprised.

Later, Long Anqi was no longer surprised. It was just strange. How could he have so many ways, even if he had a peerless wisdom, it would be difficult to have so many tricks, and he might have such a small child with a flaw in Intelligence. How many ways?

This is not only a surprise to Long Anqi, but the entire Ye Family people are surprised. They even suspect that the 13 Little Childe is crazy, but it is impossible.

He has been like this since he was a child. If you want to say it, you will start loading it from an early age. Is this possible? is it necessary?

Also, there are things that can’t be installed at all. For a moment, even if you have a peerless acting, even if you have a peerless city, you can’t have no loopholes, even your parents can’t detect it.

The only explanation is that this 13 Little Childe Intelligence is only defective in some places, and in some respects it is more common. If he can grow like a normal person, then he will become like the legend. The real God’s Son becomes the Legendary.

This incident, the Ye Residence’s bodyguards complained a lot, and they began to feel a bit resentful to the 13 Little Childe, because he let them be reprimanded and stopped.

However, this incident also made them a middle-class elite, so that their vigilance reached an unprecedented height, so that later, Ye Residence’s defense ability is everyone’s imagination, even the Imperial Palace will be defeated.

There used to be a secret agent, a very secretive secret agent, a free agent between different countries. He has never been traced. Even the Imperial Palace of the three empire is as simple as going home. He can be said to be A myth of the secret agent world.

But he eventually fell into the hands of Ye Family. When Ye Residence was espionage, he was caught by a guard. At the time, he thought that this guard must be the elite of the elite, otherwise how could he catch himself, but The result made him very depressed. This guard is just a very ordinary guard at Ye Residence.

What is more depressing is that when he asked the guard how he appeared, the guard’s answer was: You used our Ten Third Young Master to use it when you were young, and you are too tender.

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