The Storm God

Bai Xiaofei, male, 24 years old.

Born in hs City, Beihe Province, China, currently working for a film and television equipment company.

Two days ago, he was abandoned by the girlfriend of a high-achieving student at a famous film academy, and he went from an ordinary dog ​​to an older dog!

"Nose-picking twist vine!"

Bai Xiaofei, who had nothing to gain, slapped the keyboard hard, his face turned green with anger!

If a person is unlucky, drinking water will be stuffed between the teeth!

No, I was dumped by my girlfriend two days ago, lost my wallet yesterday, played dnf today, even swiped 50 abysses, I won’t talk about it until I saw the epic, Nima doesn’t even have a dog’s eyes, it’s just beeping the dog!

"Xiao Fei, are you still playing? It's almost 1 o'clock in the afternoon, let's go, let's go to eat, brother treats you to ramen today!" Colleague Chen Bing came and patted Bai Xiaofei's shoulder and said.

"You go first, the old place, I have the last bit of fatigue left, just brush the last one!"

Bai Xiaofei shook his head, staring at the fatigue value on the screen, his eyes were red. He doesn't believe it anymore, if the last bit of fatigue today still doesn't make a hair out, I will delete the account decisively and get out of the hole!

"Well, I'll occupy the land first, come here quickly!"

After Chen Bing left, Bai Xiaofei was the only one left in the room, fighting to the death with the abyss monster.

Ding!

Bai Xiaofei controls the game character Demon Emperor, moves in various coquettish positions, and plays with hell-level abyss monsters around, grinding blood little by little. The mobile phone placed next to the keyboard suddenly rang.

Bai Xiaofei didn't care, and continued to fight the monster.

ding ding ding...

Unexpectedly, the phone rang like crazy and kept ringing.

"Grass!"

After finally killing the monster, he still didn't lose a single hair. Bai Xiaofei was so angry that he almost smashed the keyboard.

Delete the number decisively, exit the game, and shut down the phone!

ding ding ding...

Throwing the phone madly, Bai Xiaofei got annoyed, grabbed the phone and took a look.

The pitch-black screen of Pingguo 6plus is full of reminders from Moments of a letter.

The first message: Time and Space Supreme invites you to join the Avenue chat group.

After that:

The Time-Space Supreme invites Taoist Qingfeng to join the Dao chat group, the Time-Space Supreme invites the Lord Lieyang to join the Dao chat group, the Time-Space Supreme invites the Proud Zhizun to join the Dao chat group...

Thick reminder messages covered the entire chat window.

"What the hell?"

Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, and was about to quit this strange chat group and go out to find Chen Bing for dinner.

Suddenly, the phone vibrated and someone sent a message.

Time and Space Sovereign: Fellow Daoists, this deity has exhausted countless natural treasures, used the power of endless time and space, spent hundreds of millions of years, and finally successfully established this Dao chat group. From now on, everyone will make progress together... blah blah blah blah... All Taoist friends gather here to share resources and experience, and the road can be expected. (followed by three clasped fist expressions)

Daoist Qingfeng: As expected of being the supreme being of time and space, his strength is strong. He can break through time and space and connect us together, admiration! (Added a thumbs up emoji)

Palace Master Lieyang: Ditto! (plus three adoring emojis)

Proud Supreme: Time and space fellow Taoist, you have worked hard! (Fist expression)

Fairy Baixue: Time and space are vast, please help me! (three kiss expressions)

Ice God King: @Fairy Baixue, my wife, can you not be crazy about money? (a series of sad expressions)

The guy with the id named "King of the Silver Wolf" couldn't stand it any longer, and jumped out: Hey, enough is enough for the two of you! This is the chat group on Dao, not the love group for husbands and wives! (A series of angry expressions)

Fairy Bai Xue: Single dog, you are envious and jealous! (three angry emojis)

Ice God King: Exactly! And he's still a stickler among singles! (a series of disdainful expressions)

Brothers of the Silver Wolf King, quit immediately: You dare to disrespect our wolf king, are you looking for death? (n more bloody dagger emotes or bloody kitchen knife emotes)

Fairy Bai Xue: Bite me if you have the ability! (three disdainful expressions)

Ice God King: Wife, don't be afraid, I will protect you! A group of single dogs, come to fight if they refuse to accept! (a series of mocking emoticons)

The king of the silver wolf, a single dog, led a group of small single dogs, and Bai Xuehanbing and his wife fought in the group.

Taoist Qingfeng silently sent a nose-picking emoji, expressing that he was watching the excitement.

Pick your nose!

Nose Picking AA1!

Nose picking AA2!

Nose picking AAn!

A series of venerables with various titles, supreme, saints, controllers and so on, all jumped out and began to swipe the screen frantically.

"I'm stupid! Feelings are so funny!"

Seeing the funny messages flying around all over the screen, Bai Xiaofei instantly became confused, and was about to resolutely quit the group to save mobile data, when another message popped up.

Time and Space Sovereign: Don't make trouble, everyone, in order to celebrate the establishment of the Dao chat group, this deity is going to give out red envelopes.

Taoist Qingfeng: Wahaha! Wait for the red envelope!

Palace Master Lieyang: Ditto!

Fairy Baixue: Time and space are big, love you so much!

Ice God King: My wife is low-key, time and space, for the sake of red envelopes, I don't care about you seducing my wife, send out red envelopes!

Then, all kinds of jokes about Zunbi, Zunzun, etc., began to bubble up quickly, and brushed emoticons fiercely.

There are red envelopes!

Bai Xiaofei was immediately agitated, and his desire to quit the group disappeared in an instant. At the same time, his hands were ready to grab the red envelope!

Whether it's a funny group or a **** group, as long as it's a group that gives out red envelopes, it's a good group!

Ding!

The phone vibrated, and a big red envelope appeared on the screen.

I grab it!

Bai Xiaofei poked his finger on the screen like lightning...

Slow down, the red envelopes have been robbed!

Looking at the prompt message on the screen, Bai Xiaofei sighed in disappointment, and then casually clicked on "Check everyone's luck".

The luckiest one was the Proud Supreme, who has been diving all the time, and got the power of three thousand worlds; followed by the Lord of the Lieyang Palace, who got the power of one thousand and one hundred worlds; head.

The twenty lucky ones shared the original power of the five thousand worlds of the Time and Space Sovereign.

Looking at the red envelope information, Lu Yi was surprised: "What the hell is the power of the world? In addition to sending money, the red envelope also has this function?"

At this time, the chat group on the road became lively.

The Proud Supreme: Friends of time and space, thank you very much! (Fist expression)

Lightning controller: As expected of the proud supreme, luck is really strong, I admire it! (with an envious expression)

Lord of Light: Just now I was busy training some disobedient angels, but I didn't get the red envelopes, the Supreme Being of Time and Space, please give me another red envelope! (poor expression)

Wasteland Immortal: That's right, I was busy chatting with girls just now, if I didn't pay attention to one, the red envelope will be gone, send another one!

Daoist Qingfeng: Time and space lord, you are a great power, with countless original powers in the world, why did you only give out 5,000 points? It’s too stingy. Continue to give out red envelopes, or you will lose face! (sinister expression)

Fairy Bai Xue: Time and space are big, woo woo woo, I didn't grab anything, please comfort, please ask for red envelopes! (crying and pitiful expression)

Ice God King: ..., Time and Space, send another one, or I will never end with you! (threat face)

Other venerables: ask for red envelopes!

Ask for a red envelope!

Ask for red envelope AA1!

Seeking red envelope AA2!

Ask for red envelopes AAn!

The crazy @Time and Space Supreme in the group, full of information, pretending to be pitiful, cute, threatening, sympathetic, everything, all kinds of nonsense, for a red envelope, all morals are gone!

Suddenly, the Time and Space Supreme finally spoke: Khan, your kindness is hard to turn down, then the deity will give out two more red envelopes for fifty people, only two, whoever grabs it will count!

There are also red envelopes!

Bai Xiaofei, who originally wanted to withdraw from a certain letter and go out to eat, suddenly became excited.

Ding!

The phone vibrated, a red light flashed on the screen, and the Venerable Time and Space gave out red envelopes again.

I grab it!

Bai Xiaofei was startled, and quickly reached out to grab it.

The hands are slow, and the red envelopes have been snatched.

Looking at the red envelope prompt information on the screen, Bai Xiaofei was stunned. A total of fifty red envelopes were snatched up in an instant, and he didn't get any of them.

I'm stupid!

How fast are you all?

Could it be a cheat for grabbing red envelopes? This is too cruel!

Young master, I have never lost in grabbing red envelopes in various red envelope groups. I never imagined that I would lose to a group of funny competitions today!

Oh shit!

The girl is gone, the money is lost, the game account is also deleted, and even the red envelopes are lost, I don't believe it!

And a bag!

Bai Xiaofei's eyes were red, like an angry bull, he was listening to the phone screen, ready to go.

Proud Supreme: Haha, this deity is number one again! Huh? This time it's not the power of the world's origin, but the power of time and space? Not bad! Fellow Daoist, thank you very much! (Fist expression)

Fairy Snow White: Ahhh! Time and space are big, love you, I also grabbed the second place, yay! (Dancing and kissing emoji)

Ice God King: Wife, I didn't get it, please comfort me! (crying emoji)

Fairy Baixue: Husband doesn't cry, there is still a bag, always ready! (head touching emoji)

Taoist Qingfeng: I didn't get it again! Wait for the next one!

Wasteland Immortal: This is the last one, we must grab it!

Palace Master Lieyang: Come on! I'm already hungry and thirsty! Let the red envelopes come more violently!

King of the Silver Wolf: Good wolves, cheer up this deity. You must grab this last bag. The respect you grab will be rewarded!

... blah blah blah...

A group of funny venerables started to brush emojis again.

Bai Xiaofei ignored it directly, quietly being a handsome man, waiting for the red envelope.

Ding!

Suddenly, the phone vibrated.

Bai Xiaofei's eyes widened, and he was about to reach out to grab it, but found that this time it was not a red envelope, but a text message from Chen Bing: "The ramen is ready, hurry down to eat!"

Bai Xiaofei bounced the message back, ignored it, concentrated on grabbing the red envelope, and decided to grab the last one before going to dinner.

Ding!

A big red envelope flashed on the screen, and the last red envelope came.

I grab it!

Bai Xiaofei stretched out his finger and poked like lightning.

A flash of light!

Congratulations, grab the red envelope of Time and Space Supreme, and get a space-time shuttle (top level), which has been stored in the mobile phone and can be withdrawn for use.