The Storm God

"Do You have a Car?"

"Is your home wifi fully charged?"

"Does your bank deposit exceed the mainland digit?"

"After marriage, can you hand over all your salary to me on time?"

"you......?"

The blind date continued, and the second aunt had the mentality of casting a wide net if she wanted to fish, and arranged for a dozen girls in a row for Bai Xiaofei, except for the first one who didn't come, the one who let the pigeons go, and the rest didn't say a word when they met. Start asking about the situation.

Just inquire about it.

Blind date Well, getting to know each other is normal.

But Nima's routines are too realistic, so it's a bit unbearable.

Bai Xiaofei was very depressed.

What's wrong with girls these days? This is too realistic!

It is undeniable that the material basis of reality is an important guarantee for married life, but not everything is good, right?

It is always related to material and economic conditions. Is this still a marriage? It's almost becoming a naked skin-flesh transaction. The difference is that the lady is once or overnight, but you are using your marriage and the rest of your life as bargaining chips. As long as the conditions are right, no matter what virtue the other party has, can you sell it?

I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle!

hehe!

Are you marrying people or money?

If you are human, why do you care so much? With a certain economic foundation and everyone working together, isn’t life difficult?

If it is money?

Sorry, you came to the wrong place.

The richest people, high-ranking officials and celebrities, and big entrepreneurs in various townships, towns, counties, cities, provinces, and countries are the places you should go!

Or you could have an auction or something.

Identity, status, wealth, those who are lower than the target are not allowed to participate, the price is clearly marked, and the highest price wins, how wonderful! It is simple, efficient, and can sell itself at a good price!

Although he didn't intend to really go on a blind date, but when he met these women who were too realistic and heard the familiar routines, Bai Xiaofei was already slightly upset because of being put on a dove, and immediately became extremely irritable.

"This 'beauty', please allow me to ask, do you have the face of Korea, the technology of Japan and the figure of a big American girl?"

"Huh? You...this...?"

Faced with Bai Xiaofei's impatience, he sneered and threw out a well-known taunt on the Internet, the girl who came to have a blind date with Bai Xiaofei, who was quite "good-looking", was suddenly stunned.

It's not that she never thought that the other party would fight back, but... She never expected that Bai Xiaofei's counterattack would be so naked and undisguised.

This is simply the rhythm that has already torn faces!

If it is spread by others, and there will be a burst of cheering and jealousy from all over the world, it will directly become that you have a problem with your mind, and you want to go on a blind date? Go dreaming!

These are some of the status quo of blind date.

Although everyone is well aware of some problems, but no one will say it blatantly, just like the plot in the movie "The Gambler", what kind of gambling skills and supernatural powers, to put it bluntly, is cheating, and I know it in my heart That's fine, but once you make it clear, then congratulations, you've been eliminated!

If this kind of thing were done before, Bai Xiaofei might have some scruples, honestly follow the rules of the blind date, and obediently confess; but now...

To Nima!

I still care about your little gossip?

Sorry, you think too much!

"snort!"

"I don't know what is good or bad!"

"The toad still wants to eat swan meat, so go ahead and dream!"

The blind date girl was so angry at Bai Xiaofei's rebuttal, she blushed and yelled at Bai Xiaofei, then got up and left her seat with a gloomy face, and walked away.

"hehe!"

Bai Xiaofei sneered.

This kind of person is too superficial. If you have the same knowledge as them, you will lower your status and standard for nothing, just ignore it!

There is another girl.

As long as this last one is dealt with, today's mission is considered complete.

Bai Xiaofei waited patiently for the other party's arrival, while checking the time, he found that more than four hours had passed since arriving, and it was going to be dark in a short while, so he was a little hungry.

Therefore, Bai Xiaofei called the waiter, ordered some food, and planned to fill his stomach first, and after the blind date, he would go home and eat his mother's delicious dishes.

Speaking of the waiter, I have to mention it.

This restaurant looks small, and the decoration is not bad. In a small place like R County, its status is equivalent to that of KFC and McDonald's in the city. Even the waiter is a rare beauty, especially One of them, with its high appearance and beautiful temperament, even Bai Xiaofei couldn't help being a little surprised by it.

During the free time waiting for the blind date girl to come, the bored Bai Xiaofei would look at this ebullient waiter when he had nothing to do.

The so-called "beautiful food".

This sentence is true, if there is a gentle and caring waiter in front of you for everyone to appreciate, the depressed mood will become better.

"If it weren't for this beautiful waitress, today's blind date, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the blind date, so I'll just leave in depression, right?"

Bai Xiaofei thought amusedly.

Who knows, his smile happened to be seen by the beautiful waiter.

The beautiful waitress was startled for a moment, then smiled, and mischievously winked at Bai Xiaofei, her eyes were full of slyness.

"Um?"

"what's the situation?"

"She, is she blinking at me?"

"Could it be...this effervescent little girl is interested in me?"

"Haha, I knew that although my brother is not obvious, the charm of this body is like the fragrance of old wine, no matter how deep the alley is, it can't be blocked! Hehe...!"

Bai Xiaofei suddenly became excited.

After thinking wildly for a while, he thought to himself: "All the beauties greeted me, if I don't respond, it seems very impolite!"

So he tried to put on a charming smile.

Then he raised his hand and shook it gently at the beautiful waitress. Immediately afterwards, the beautiful waitress actually walked towards Bai Xiaofei.

"I go!"

"So direct?!"

Seeing the beautiful waiter walking towards him, Bai Xiaofei was slightly taken aback.

While Bai Xiaofei was secretly happy, he was also slightly worried that he was still on a blind date, and if the girl who happened to be on a blind date saw him "seducing" a beautiful waiter, his reputation would really be ruined.

"Hi, I'm Shan Xiaofang!"

While feeling anxious, the beautiful waiter came to Bai Xiaofei, sat down opposite Bai Xiaofei familiarly, and said with a smile.

The sound is like a wind chime, crisp and sweet, dynamic and pleasant.

"Um... hello!"

"Nice to meet you! My name is...huh?"

The enthusiasm and generosity of the beautiful waiter made Bai Xiaofei stunned for a moment. Seeing that the other party greeted him proactively, he quickly put on a smiling face and was about to introduce himself when a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind. Then he looked at the other party in disbelief and said in astonishment: "You...you, your name is Shan Xiaofang? That Shan Xiaofang from Xiaocui Village?"

"Um!"

Shan Xiaofang nodded slightly.

The beautiful pretty face is full of smiles, and the sly eyes are full of mischief and cuteness.

Her charming lips, which were thin and thick at the top and bottom, suddenly curved gracefully, revealing her flawless white teeth, and she said with a hint of detachment and cynical attitude in her voice, "I'm the one who came to have a blind date with you." Shan Xiaofang!"

"..."

Bai Xiaofei was momentarily stunned on the spot.

It is said that the city has deep routines, I want to go back to the countryside, Bai Xiaofei has returned to the countryside now, who would have thought that the roads in the countryside are also slippery, people's hearts are even more terrifying!

Just a kiss.

The first one was let go, and the next ten or so were either snobbish or gold diggers.

I finally waited until the last one. I thought it would end easily, but I never expected that this girl is even more terrifying. She looks pure, sweet, gentle and pleasant. In fact, she pretended to be a waiter and stayed on the blind date from the very beginning. It was the scene, and I was stunned to observe Bai Xiaofei's every move from beginning to end for most of the day!

This scheming...

Bai Xiaofei immediately knelt down!

You cow!

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