This anchor has a little conscience, but not much!

Chapter Seventy-Seven Laugh to Death! I’m breaking the defense!!

Exactly thirty minutes!

Exactly thirty minutes!

Cao Shengming said a total of twenty times: “Please continue to listen to the details!” And the professional host sister. ”

My throat was about to smoke.

She wanted to cry without tears and looked at Cao Shengming, her heart was like ashes – but the key thing was that Cao Shengming also walked towards her with a straight face, and held out his hand with a slightly excited look and smiled: “Happy cooperation, I hope we have a chance to cooperate next time, I have to say, I feel very good to host with you!” ”

The little sister gritted her silver teeth and stared at him with misty eyes: “Me! Thank you! ”

“You’re welcome.”

Cao Shengming stood with his hands in his hands: “I, a person, have always liked to do good things, which is nothing.” ”

Say it.

Cao Shengming waved his hand and walked toward Xia Keke’s workshop. Originally.

Xia Coco’s column takes two hours.

However, due to the “special interview” today, I deliberately adjusted the length of the column.

“Come back.”

As soon as Cao Shengming pushed open the door, Xia Keke smiled at him and said, “Just so, my side is over, let’s rest for 5 minutes, let’s start.” ”

“Howler.”

“By the way, what did you just do?”

“Oh, do your colleague a favor, no one is hosting the show with her, so I temporarily act as her partner to help her finish the show, as if it is called ‘News 30 Minutes’.”

“Huh?”

Xia Keke blinked incomprehensibly: “You helped her?” ”

“Yes.”

Cao Shengming smiled confidently: “The cooperation is very successful and very pleasant, your colleague should also be very happy, and he deliberately thanked me when he left, but you know that I have always done good things without asking for returns.” ”

Xia Keke was silent for a long time, and then took out her mobile phone to open Weixin: “But why, she has been crying emojis inside Weixin?” ”

“Huh!?”

Cao Shengming leaned over to take a look. Sure enough!

[Zhang Xiaohong (news 30 points):( crying)]

【(Crying)】

【(Crying)】

【(Crying)】

【……】

At a glance and ten lines of look, at least sent nearly a hundred!

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Heartache little sister. 】

[I counted carefully, in this half an hour, Cao Thief said a total of 110 words, and the little sister said 7869 words.] 】

[(Shocked) Lying in the grooves, compared to Cao Thief saying a few words, I am more convinced to be able to calculate it.] 】

[That’s not it, Cao Thief I’m directly multiplied 20 times, little sister over there I’m.] 】

【……？？？ 】

[Hahahahaha, the audience in this live broadcast room is getting more and more abnormal]

[Yeah, Cao Li Cao Qi.] (Cover your mouth and smile)】

Look at those crying expressions.

Cao Shengming pondered for a long time before he said seriously, “I think she is probably……… Touched? ”

Xia Keke blinked: “I am very skeptical of your statement, oh yes, what about his partner?” ”

“Died in a car accident.”

Xia Coco exclaimed, “Huh!? ”

“Oh oh no no, there was a car accident and hit someone, but there should be no big problem.”

How old are you talking to make people feel heartbroken.

“So? Are you impressed? ”

“Roll!”

A few minutes later.

Xia Keke stretched out and said: “There are still two minutes, our interview is about to start, yes, have you read the draft of your questions, for the above questions, think about how to answer them.” ”

See!? Look at a fart!

Cao Shengming said in his heart, where do I have time to watch…

He even put the question draft in the little sister’s work room and did not take it back, but faced Xia Coco’s eyes.

Cao Shengming didn’t want to deceive her, after all, her eyes looked so pure.

So he said honestly, “Rest assured, I have read it all, and I promise that when I answer, it will be like a cloud flowing water, without delay.” ”

Photographer: “??? ”

“That’s it.”

Xia Coco threw the headphones over: “Headphones on, let’s get ready to start.”

[(Funny) Cao Thief said that when he lied, his face was not red and he was not breathless, and he was impressed.] 】

[Actually, I envy him, I can be so calm, I can’t go back every time I go out on a date with a girl and I will be caught.] 】

[(Funny) Hahaha, I was caught by my wife, very normal brother, I am also like this. 】

[You misunderstood, it was the old man who was caught by their husbands.] 】

【？？？ 】

[I’m still lying in the hospital, hey, I just laughed at the stitches, don’t say anything, I’m going to stitch now.] 】

Two minutes passed quickly.

When the ‘Connect’ button was pressed by Xia Coco, she skillfully began this ‘special interview’.

“Good afternoon, friends and listeners, I’m the host, Xia Coco.”

“Yesterday, after we reported on the “Perfect Man” contestant helping the elderly of the deceived tour group, many listeners and friends left us a message, hoping that we could contact the contestant and conduct a special interview with him.”

“So today, here he comes!”

Said.

Xia Keke winked at Cao Shengming: “Hello Mr. Cao. ”

“Hello baby.”

Xia Coco: “??? ”

“Oh I’m sorry, I’m going to talk about it, start over, hello host.”

Radio message board.

Thousands of messages poured out.

“Hahahahaha, interesting.”

“Cao Thief, I know him, I’m an old fan.”

“Me too, a ten-year-old fan, come uninvited.”

“Guys, I’m here to see how Cao Thief sings praises to himself.”

The staff of the engineering department could not help but sigh: “This Cao Thief is really popular, come to us for an interview, this is just the beginning, the radio listening rate directly soared by six percent.” ”

At this time.

Xia Coco glared at him fiercely.

Charcoal (mouth type): Don’t talk nonsense!!!

Cao Shengming (mouth type): Ojbk!!!

“Then Mr. Cao, what kind of idea did you have at that time to provide free help to those elderly people?”

“Actually, I didn’t have any ideas at the time.”

Cao Shengming said calmly and calmly: “Mainly because the three generations of our family ancestors are all known to everyone in all directions, and as a descendant of good people, I naturally have to do my best to help those widows and the elderly, which is my unshirkable obligation.” ”

“……… Oh? ”

Xia Keke was also a little curious: “Please, your ancestors are…”

“Shen Wansan, have you heard of it?”

“……… The richest man in the Ming Dynasty!??? ”

“Eh~ ~ yes.”

Xia Coco was shocked: “You are his descendant!?” ”

“No, our family has nothing to do with him.”

The photographer laughed maniacally: “Poof… Poof, poof, poof… Xia Coco was silent for half a moment. ”

She realized that she seemed to be biased by Cao Shengming, so she looked down at the question draft and decided to put the topic back on track.

Took a deep breath.

Xia Keke smiled again and continued to ask, “Mr. Cao, many of our listeners have left us messages saying that you are a very humorous person, what do you think about this?” ”

Cao Shengming thought for a moment and said, “I look with my eyes!” ”

She suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, but still insisted on this interview: “Forehead… I… Our listeners, I would like to ask you a few questions through our column, can you please answer them? ”

“Just come.”

“Okay, then there are some of the questions we picked from the comments section with the highest support rates. Many people think that you have a very good relationship with your photographer, if you say, give you 1 million, let you beat your photographer, please ask you. ”

Cao Shengming subconsciously glanced back and said, “In fact, this question does not need to be asked, I and my photographer are like brothers and sisters, this relationship cannot be measured by money, just a million want me to beat him?” All I can say is, I laughed. ”

Hear this.

The photographer was touched: “Brother…

Cao Shengming: “If I can, I can also hang him up and use a whip to smoke, otherwise I will be uneasy about this money.” ”

Photographer: “??? ”

Xia Coco was stunned: “…”

[(Blood spraying) Sleeper! Hahahaha… My unexpected reply ah sleeper! 】

[Photographer: I tm don’t do it anymore!] (Cover your mouth and cry)】

[Laugh to death.] 】

[The wonder of the brain circuit is unmatched by anyone.] (Funny)】

Let’s be honest.

Xia Coco’s brain was a little dizzy at this time.

She couldn’t imagine what kind of outrageous answer Cao Shengming would say. She regretted it.

You should have talked to him about the lines before that. But that’s it.

Regret has no choice but to continue to ask hard: “Then the second question: Some people say that contemporary life is too stressful, so men will only think of three things in their minds: 1, make money.” 2, with whom to drink. 3, this… Not… These ladies are so good-looking, what do you think about that? ”

“Misunderstanding, this is pure misunderstanding!”

For this question, Cao Shengming didn’t even think about it before he said: “In fact, the pressure is not great, we men actually have one thing in our minds——— they are really good-looking, we have to make some money ideas to drink with her.” ”

Xia Coco was stunned: “…”

Engineering Department.

Five or six engineering staff members were eager to lie on the ground and laugh at this time.

“Hahahahaha! It’s so special and interesting. ”

“You see this message hahahahaha, I laughed to death, all the same, all real, hahaha.”

“Cao Thief is so funny, I told you, I rested yesterday, watched him live at home all day, and almost didn’t give me a smile to go to the hospital.”

Radio message board.

Real-time messages from listeners poured down like a torrential rain.

“Authentic!”

“Authentic!”

“Absolutely authentic!”

“That’s the truth.”

“Cao Thief has won my heart.”

“My generation of boys, be a thief.”

“Hahaha.”

Xia Coco kept doing deep

Breathe, try to calm your heart in such a way.

Every answer of Cao Shengming.

All of them made her three views suffer a great impact, which made her have some doubts about life.

“That… So let’s move on to the third question. ”

Xia Keke swallowed, this time, she has been fully prepared: “Some people say that many boys in modern times are willing to fall in love, but they are not willing to get married. ”

“Just tell you.”

Cao Shengming said with a serious face: “This year, most boys will fantasize that in the future, your wife will tie a pill head, make fragrant meals every day, and obediently wait for you to come home from work to eat.” ”

“But it’s true.”

“Later, your wife will tie the head of the ball and lie on the sofa with a layer of water milk on the left and a layer of essence on the right.”

“And you.”

“But in the kitchen, the shovel is on mars.”

Xia Coco… She had been stunned many times in the afternoon. That’s the answer.

Let the male compatriots in the entire live broadcast room explode in an instant!

[(Cover your mouth and cry) Please, Cao Thief, do you really understand ah, the spatula Mars is super cool. 】

[I understand the self-consolation upstairs………]

[(Tears) As long as I don’t punch me left and punch me right, I cook willingly. 】

[(Tears) is so real, before getting married, she would ask me every day Bao’er, what do you want to eat today, I will take you to eat’, after getting married, she said so for three minutes, the meal is not good, I threw you a pressure cooker and stewed believe it or not. 】

[Yesterday, I asked my wife to wash the dishes, and she not only didn’t wash them, but she also said that she would kill me… (Cover your mouth and cry)】

【…… Is this the one I want to do? 】

[(Cover your mouth and cry) At such a bleak moment, you can actually drive the car brother, you are very brave. 】

[It doesn’t matter if you do it or not, what matters is that my wife brought me a bowl of goji berries, what to do… Help…]

[Brother upstairs, don’t panic, send me the address, you find a way to get out, right, remember to pull the electric gate down before leaving, otherwise I’m afraid your wife will recognize me.] (Cover your mouth and cry)】

【？？？！！ Sleeper, this topic is getting more and more wrong. 】

In one afternoon, a total of fifteen questions. Xia Coco’s three views are sparsely broken.

The worldview has begun to crack.

Her whole person was groggy——— mainly Cao Shengming’s ‘god-level replies’ were really very brain-burning!

“Most… One last question. ”

Xia Coco even began to speak a little hesitantly: “This is… A female audience member asked, she said… Girls are cat physique, many times, boys roar, she thinks you don’t love her, then, boys will think so? ”

“No.”

Cao Shengming shook his head: “Boys are basically husky physiques.” ”

“Huh?”

Xia Coco looked dazed: “And then Le? ”

“As soon as you roared, he thought you were not convinced!”

Xia Coco: “… Poof! I’m sorry I broke the defense, ha, hahahaha!!! “