This Group of Players Are All Slimes

Chapter 4

"Sorry, you can't enter."

After arriving at the gate of the city, the two players were immediately stopped by the guards.

"Why?" I really asked DJ curiously.

"You don't have a pass. If you want to get a pass, you can get it from an old man who is fishing outside. And that old man should be hungry, so you can prepare ten roasted wolf meat first."

"However, roasting wolf meat requires a grill and sauce, and you have to go to the blacksmith and chef. I won't tell you their location directly, you need to complete my commission first."

Hearing this pile of tedious tasks, I really asked DJ in doubt: "Does it need to be so troublesome, we just want to go to a city to complete a task?"

"Sorry, that's the rule."

When the guard explained to me that I was really a DJ, the editor winked and danced around the guard.

He is also a professional player in reality, but unlike 3L players who rely on hard power to pass the level head-on, he is a loyal fan of evil gameplay.

If you can get stuck with bugs, you will get stuck with bugs; if you can leave the city, you will leave the city; if you poison the boss to death, you will never approach the boss.

After jumping around, he quickly activated his own skills, [progress bar].

This skill allows him to retrace his position arbitrarily within 3 seconds. Therefore, he instantly retraces to the back of the guard, and then stabs the opponent in the waist immediately.

Then, he went back to the front of the guard, and before the other party could react, he stabbed him in the neck again.

In just 3 seconds, he quickly stabbed the knife at various positions of the guard until the guard fell to the ground bloody.

"Let's go to the city." The editor said to the side I really am the DJ.

"You are too cruel, just killed an NPC!"

"Too lazy to do tasks."

Suddenly, the alarm bells in the city sounded, and a large number of guards suddenly appeared and rushed towards the two players.

Before the two players could react,

The guards hacked him to death immediately.

After being hacked to death, the two players returned to their original places on the screen, staring blankly at the distant castle.

There, the soldiers who had just been hacked to death had been resurrected and were already guarding the castle.

"Too bad, this dungeon will not leave after death! Does that mean that if the dungeon is not completed, this account will be abolished!"

"Don't, we just ate a little dirt, don't be so cruel!"

"Where is the almighty Mr. Lu, help!"

Outside, Lu Fan, Golding, and the divine painter looked at the scene in front of them, and then discussed.

"Golding, what are the conditions for leaving the artifact trial? Can you see it?"

"I don't know. Artifacts are essentially items used by the gods. There will be some gods' power mixed in, and some gods' priesthood. Their trials are so strange, how could I know all of them."

"That's it. Judging from the current information, this artifact has the characteristic of not allowing others to leave. So I'm curious, has anyone else entered this trial before?"

"There should be, but they must have not completed it, otherwise this artifact would have disappeared."

A pair of swordsmen thought about it, and finally came to a conclusion: let them do the task.

After knowing this conclusion, the editor could only cry with a sad face, and walked towards the old man who was fishing outside the city with me as a DJ.

When I was approaching the other party, I was really the DJ before he could speak, and the editor immediately activated his own skills, killing the old man fishing in 3 seconds.

I was really the DJ staring at each other dumbfounded: "Why are you messing around again, can you listen to my command!"

"Sorry, my plug-in problem, I accidentally executed the automatic plug-in. But, it should be fine, right?"

Pointing to the guards rushing from a distance, I really was DJ and said coldly: "What do you think?"

Back to the original position, I really was the DJ directly ordering the editor to stand by on the spot, and went to work hard to complete the task.

He found the old man and accepted the task of finding wolf meat.

He found the guard and accepted the task of verifying his strength.

After finishing, he worked hard to complete the tasks of blacksmith and cook, and managed to collect ten portions of wolf meat in the wild. He returned to the city gate with the pass, but he got a reply after the time had passed.

Looking coldly at the guard at the door, I really couldn't help the DJ.

"It's funny, isn't it, you're playing me, isn't it? It took me 3 hours to give me this answer, plan, come here if you have the guts, I want to fencing with you!"

The editor watched the whole process from the sidelines, and finally nodded: "I probably understand, this is a shit game."

"What do you mean?" I really asked the DJ curiously.

"The game time is not long enough, so a lot of repetitive and meaningless behaviors must be used to increase the game time, so as to achieve the purpose of immersing players. Just like many games on steam, as long as it is delayed for two hours, you can't get a refund purpose will do.”

"Which game company would be so boring!"

"There are still a lot of boring companies in the world. If that's the case, I know what to do."

Under the gaze of I am really DJ, the editor began to walk close to the wall, and asked me to do the same as him, and started to walk around the wall.

Although I don't understand the editor's purpose, but I am really a DJ, and I follow the editor's instructions and walk around the wall.

After going around the wall for about a circle, I really felt empty as a DJ, and then I went straight through the wall and came into the city.

After being stunned for a moment, he said in surprise, "It's really possible!"

Suddenly, the alarm bells in the city sounded, and a large number of guards suddenly appeared and rushed towards the two players.

Before the two players could react, the guards hacked them to death immediately.