This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"These players are all slimes ()"!

It took Lu Fan seven days to study this pocket watch.

To be more precise, it took half a day to find out that this thing is a bit complicated, and then decisively gave myself a small long vacation to rest in the distance, and threw the pocket watch to the professor for research. It took a total of seven days during this period.

Seven days later, after fishing, Lu Fan returned to his stronghold refreshed, and found the haggard professor and the "report that even a fisherman can read in a minute" sent by the professor.

After reading the report, Lu Fan nodded in satisfaction: "Thank you for your voluntary work, I added the contribution points for you."

"I think you should improve your integrity, Lord Demon King." The professor collapsed on the ground exhaustedly, "It's illegal for a high-level intellectual to be 007!"

"I heard that you make your graduate student 007 every day. I thought you liked it."

After forcing the professor to go offline to sleep, Lu Fan picked up his pocket watch and prepared for the experiment.

This pocket watch is an artifact of the God of Sacrifice.

Sacrifice, in essence, is a transaction.

The objects of the sacrifices are generally high-latitude existences, and the sacrifices recognized by the other party are offered in exchange for the support of the other party.

Therefore, a sacrifice requires three essential things, namely, the offering, the medium, and the target.

Different targets have different needs. If the wrong item is sacrificed, it may also cause the other party to be furious, and the backhand will stab the sacrificer in the back.

After triggering the pocket watch, Lu Fan immediately saw a phantom emerge from the pocket watch.

The shadow in the red robe bowed gracefully, and then introduced himself: "It's not that group of slimes who are making sacrifices. It's the first time we meet, Demon King, I am the god of sacrifice."

"oh."

"Your attitude is very cold, but it's okay, I can forgive your rudeness, after all, you are our favorite pawn."

"Why?"

"handsome."

"Very convincing."

"The first time we met,

I want to give you a reminder, don't let your subordinates perform sacrifices in the future! I don't want to receive any more weird stuff from them. Stones, grass roots, the imp's corpse, the imp's feces, and the imp's large intestine sashimi, these are not sacrifices, understand? "

"I'll talk about the sacrifice later, I want to ask a question, what can you give me?"

The phantom in the air paused for a moment.

The God of Sacrifice looked at Lu Fan with a smile that was not a smile: "You are the most rude devil king I have ever seen. Don't ask what the gods can give you, but ask what you can give the gods. What the gods gave you Everything is a gift, and it is the mercy of the gods that you can live to this day."

"Then you can try it yourself."

Hearing this sentence, the God of Sacrifice couldn't help laughing.

"Really, you are really too crazy. Although you have the power comparable to the gods, you are not a god after all, you are not even a quasi-god. Wait until you correct your attitude, and then meet again Me. During this period, I will not provide you with a list of acceptable sacrifices, but you can give it a try."

The phantom disappeared.

Lu Fan put the pocket watch aside, and then began to consult the report written by the professor.

In the report, he clearly pointed out that all current sacrifices are controlled by the god of sacrifice.

According to the professor, the God of Sacrifice is like a huge e-commerce platform, and all sacrifices must be approved by him before the sacrifice can be sent to the designated target, and then get feedback from the designated target .

As for the sacrifices, the God of Sacrifice will take away 80%, and the materials that are fed back will be taken away by 80%.

After coming and going, the sacrificers can only get 4% of the supplies, which is much darker than that of capitalists.

"Although I have known it for a long time, the gods 60 years ago were really lower than the most lowb capitalists. But sacrifices are quite useful. At present, we lack many necessary resources. If we can find a high position If there is trade, it will be very helpful for future development.”

Continuing to look up the professor's report, Lu Fan discovered a very interesting point.

Immediately called the boss not to change it, Lu Fan pointed to an area and said, "Build me a garbage dump here, all the garbage needs to be discharged here."

"Yes, yes, but why?"

"To disgust a certain god."

As a demon king, Lu Fan is very cautious.

The 600 slimes don't produce much domestic waste every day, but the industrial waste they produce is huge.

Players are extracting magic power from magic stones and building new factories every day, resulting in a lot of construction waste.

And the research on the Moon Shadow Dragon's body will also produce a lot of alchemy waste, which is also a headache waste.

Therefore, in just one day, the temporarily built garbage dump was filled, and more garbage was being sent over by the players in a steady stream.

Satisfied with looking at the rubbish and the pungent smell emanating from the rubbish, Lu Fan flew to the very center of the rubbish dump and threw the pocket watch down.

Then, he began to sacrifice.

In order to further expand the benefits, the God of Sacrifice did a very wicked thing.

If the name of the target of the sacrifice is not pronounced correctly, the God of Sacrifice will say that there is no such person, and the items will not be returned, and these items will be sent directly to the other party's temple.

Because the names of many targets are long and difficult to pronounce, if you mispronounce them, the sacrifice will be sent to the god of sacrifice, which can be described as a model of immorality.

And Lu Fan wanted to take advantage of this.

The pocket watch thrown into the center started to work by itself, and the magic circle released from the center wrapped the entire garbage dump, and began to wait for Lu Fan to read the target's name.

"Anyway, there is no list, so just take it casually. The management god of Yellow Storm Books."

Almost half of the garbage was swallowed by the magic circle in a blink of an eye.

A few seconds later, an old voice sounded next to Lu Fan's ear: "The devil can remember such a weak god like me, I'm really touched! This is a batch of pornographic books I collected recently, please Accept it. By the way, next time you don't have to send so much food, I can't eat it alone."

Lu Fan was stunned for a moment looking at the pornographic books that appeared out of nowhere.

There really is such a god.

Carefully put away these pornographic books, Lu Fan decided to contact the other party in the future if he had nothing to do, and exchange feelings with each other, maybe there will be a better spark.

It would be even better if the other party can recommend a few books according to their own taste.

Looking at the other half of the garbage and the magic circle waiting for the name of the god, Lu Fan pondered for a moment, and then said: "The patron saint of those who have nothing to do and miss the salted fish every day."

"Call me~" A lazy voice rang in Lu Fan's ear, "Ah, it's the devil. Thank you for the gift, but I'm too lazy to look at it. I'm too lazy to give it in return, so you don't need it in the future." Give me a sacrifice, thank you. I really talked too much today, I am tired, so let’s do it.”

Waiting quietly for the god to leave, Lu Fan began to think about a question.

Is he too wrong, or too European?

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