This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Calm down, everybody calm down, at this time we should find Doraemon and use the time machine to go back in time and kill the hypnotist."

"Everyone knows that Doraemon is a virtual character, and at this time we should summon the dragon!"

"I think it's better to dress up as a woman and sign a contract with Chubby to become a magical girl."

"Aren't you afraid of being corrupted by the Tentacle Witch?"

"enough!"

Seeing that a group of players had a tendency to go sideways, the super high school-level fraudster immediately put the silence on the entire audience, and it took five minutes to undo it.

Asking the hypnotist to throw the chat records into the group, the super high school fraudster clicked his tongue after reading it.

It's a little tricky.

The unknown is the weapon of the new players. Now that they have been stabbed out by the hypnotist, the rest needs to be re-arranged.

Especially after knowing that there are only 400 new players, the old players basically don't have to worry about the new players using head-on collisions to interfere, and they can even ignore the existence of the new players and just forcefully march to the Northeast Grolin .

After all, all conspiracies and tricks are vulnerable to absolute strength.

"Trickster, what should we do? Quickly use your brain that is inferior to taking off your clothes to think of a way!"

"It's difficult... There is no other way, I can only use some methods I don't like very much. Whichever team has a temple near it, it is best to be a demon god."

"I have a hidden temple here, can I use it?"

"Yes. Prepare to visit the other party, gain the trust of the other party, and then pull this god into our camp. Originally, I didn't want to contact the god so quickly, but now it seems that I can only do this."

"Don't worry, just leave it to us two!" The player named Wolong said excitedly.

"Who are you with?"

"Phoenix chick!"

"...Seeing your names, I'm ready to think about it."

"Don't think about it, we are already here, that fairy, we are coming in!"

"...Don't! You guys wait!"

The cry of the super high school level fraudster did not reach the opponent.

Because these two players are too weird and confident, most new players can't stand these two guys, so they can only act in groups of two.

I thought that this would be able to contain their terrible destructive power, but I didn't expect to be stabbed at this time.

The so-called temples of Wolong and Fengchu are located in the hot spring city near Miasma Forest.

The city used to be full of hot springs, but a violent crustal movement changed the terrain and dried up all the hot springs.

In order to save the city, the city lord at that time had to sign a contract with the God of Health, allowing the priests of the God of Health to do business and politics here, and even divided most of the land to the other party.

After a series of acquisitions, annexations and other means, the priests of the God of Health have controlled most of the land here, and even the appointment and removal of officials need to be approved by the temple.

In addition, the priest of the God of Health has very precious healing magic, which can heal most patients through magic, which also leads to an endless stream of rich people who come here. Make a fortune.

Rich and powerful, it can be said that the hot spring city is completely under the control of the god of health.

The temple is the largest building in the city. The shape of this building is like a huge pyramid. There are priests of different levels on each floor to provide medical services here. The more money you pay, the more you can go to the top to receive services.

Of course, the poor are not without opportunities. Every year at the birth ceremony of the God of Health, the priests of the God of Health will select a few lucky ones for free to receive comprehensive treatment services, which also leads to some poor people coming here to wait. After being elected, sell your qualifications, and you will be a middle class in the future.

The past few days are not special days, but there are still many rich people who come here. The priests just wanted to rest after a tiring day, when they saw two slimes jumping in in the afterglow of the setting sun.

"Who is that, we are here to negotiate terms with you, let us in quickly." Crouching Dragon shouted in the spacious and bright hall of the temple.

"Brother Wolong, I think your words are not polite." Feng Chu reminded seriously from the side.

"Oh, well, then quickly invite us in!"

"It's much better now."

The low-level priest in charge of reception looked at the two talking slimes, not knowing what kind of service to perform.

As long as they have money, they will receive even the hell lords who do all kinds of evil, but no one told him how slime should receive him.

After hesitating for a while, the low-level priest still asked in a standard tone: "Do you have any money?"

"Why, it's impossible to recharge VIP! Then you have to open a recharge portal for this game! Tell you, I earn a few hundred yuan a month, my dad earns a few hundred yuan, and my mother earns a few hundred yuan. Add up a month It’s several hundred yuan. I can still afford the first charge of 6 yuan.”

"Brother Wolong, your family's income is so high? It is indeed a high-quality human family." Feng Chu said with admiration.

"Each each other."

Looking at these two crazy talking slimes, the low-level priest probably understood what was wrong with the other.

Nervous system disorder leads to body uncoordination and lack of oxygen to the brain, which leads to low IQ disease.

Originally, he wanted to throw the two slimes out, but his good professionalism made him squat down and asked again: "Do you have any money? Gold coins are round and shining things."

"This one?"

Wolong spat out a storage ring and took out the gold coins inside.

Demon King Lu Fan's love for gold coins is not as strong as that of magic stones. In addition, there is a gold mine near the Fire God Dungeon, and there is a lot of gold in it. Even if a batch is taken away by old players, the rest is still It can allow new players to have enough funds to carry out covert activities.

The sound of hundreds of gold coins falling to the ground was like the sound of heaven, which made the junior priest feel amiable.

He bowed to the two slimes kindly, then hugged the two slimes, and said gently: "Both, please follow me, I promise you will get the best service. What do you want?" ?”

"We want to communicate directly with your god, the god of health."

"The asking price for this service is not low."

"Don't worry, I have money!"

Watching another gold coin land, the corner of the junior priest's mouth went straight to the ear.

marvelous!

The indicators for this month can be completed ahead of schedule.

Such stupid and rich customers are really rare.

He immediately winked at the colleague next to him, who nodded knowingly, and went to arrange a lot of expensive diagnostic measures.

"Two, this way please, we have already arranged a direct communication project for you."

"Really, the God of Health is really too kind. Wait, what's going on in this room! Wait, why does this young lady wear so little? Wait, does this mean direct communication! No, I want go home!"