This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"My lord bishop." A senior priest whispered, "They have only been established for one day, and our intelligence is not so fast."

The bishop rushed forward, grabbed the opponent's collar, and almost stuck it to the opponent's face.

"So the money I gave you to the spies was used to feed the dogs! I have a dog that is more useful than you, at least the food I gave them will not be so exaggerated!"

Facing the bishop's roar, the high priest could only lower his head tremblingly.

After venting his anger on this high priest, the bishop let go of his hand, straightened his clothes, and then sat back on his chair.

He casually picked up an expensive glass product that was sold here from the City of Thousand Islands. The cool, smooth feeling and brilliant colors eased the bishop's anger a bit.

"I don't care what method you use to solve this trouble. The hot spring city is an important stronghold of the God of Health. In this chaotic era, it is also our important capital. A large number of mercenaries, war machines, and pensions for soldiers Gold and supplies, these all need money, and they all need to be produced from here. Therefore, no matter what method you use or what price you pay, you must pull out those guys who dare to block our way of getting money!"

"Understood, my lord bishop."

The senior priests walked out of the room, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it just solved this problem and didn't kill them directly.

When they came to the confessional together, they ordered someone to open a bottle of spirits. After taking a sip, the senior priest in charge asked, "Everyone, I feel that this is an emergency. Do you think it is necessary for us to use paladins?"

"Do you want to use violence directly? It feels like it's not a last resort. We can gather them."

"Be more specific."

"Announce that the doctors in Wolong Fengchu Hospital are priests of the God of Health, and allow them to practice medicine here, but 80% of their income must be handed over to the God of Health sect. In this way, they will become one with us."

"What if they don't agree?"

"We have the health gods behind us, and they won't disagree."

"Well said, cheers."

"cheers."

But to the surprise of these priests,

When they sent people to contact each other, they were directly bombarded by two slimes.

"Get out! Before the account was settled, you came here to grab money! Your parents know you are such a brazen person and should strangle you to death! Oh, sorry, I forgot that you don't have horses."

The priest, whose face was bruised from being beaten, returned to the temple and said the words exactly.

In addition, there are various classic national curses, which can probably be compiled into a new holy book, so the priest ignored them directly.

But even his deleted content made the group of senior priests extremely angry.

"This group of bastards!" A senior priest hammered the table vigorously, "They don't seem to know who is controlling the city of hot springs!"

"Since this is the case, there is no need to be polite, let's expel them. But we don't need to play for the time being, let the city lord here come forward first."

Compared with the extravagant and luxurious temples, the City Lord's Mansion in the hot spring city is just a thatched hut.

The City Lord's Mansion, wearing a patched dress, sat on his chair, with a coffin full of gold coins in front of him.

When the city lord saw the muscular Boss Duran appearing in front of him carrying the coffin, he had already drafted his last words three times, and he almost knelt down.

When he learned that the other party was here to give money, the city lord's expression became quite exciting.

He tried hard to move his eyes away from those shining gold coins, but his eyes told him: "Don't struggle, let him go."

"Mr. Duran..."

"Where are you looking and talking?" Boss Duran asked.

"Oh, sorry, there are too many of them."

By the gods, the lord can swear that he has never seen so many gold coins in his life.

Swallowing with difficulty, the lord barely looked away from the gold coin, looked at Boss Duran and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Wait a minute, this is our commander in chief."

Wolong, who thought it was an ornament, jumped off Duran's head.

Holding an unlit cigar with ashes in his mouth, he flicked the non-existent ash with ease, and then said to the city lord, "I'm here to negotiate terms. The deal is over, the gold coins will be kept, and the coffin will be brought back. If the deal fails, The coffins are kept, and the gold coins are brought back. And buy one coffin and get three free, one big and three small, and the whole family arranges it neatly."

The lord swallowed again.

This amount of money is enough to buy the heads of my family ten times, and together they can go around my lord's mansion three times.

Therefore, the lord could not help lying on the ground, trying to keep his eyes on the same level as the slime, and asked respectfully, "Then what is your condition?"

"Afterwards, we will have a fight with the God of Health. Our boss will handle the upper-level matters, and we will handle the lower-level matters by ourselves. I came here to ask you a question, which side do you stand on?"

"But...that's a god..."

"It's just a mid-level one. I'm not bragging. Our boss is extremely brave. We've already killed a few high-level gods. It doesn't matter if you're just a mid-level one. Now, tell us your choice!"

The lord silently avoided Wolong's gaze.

Sensing the lord's hesitation, Boss Duran inserted his hand into the pile of gold coins, and with a random swipe, the gold coins collided with each other, making a heavenly sound.

"Lord, look at these gold coins, don't you like them, don't you love them? They just want to go home with you, can't you meet this request? Think about it, the god of health has been here for so long For a long time, have they ever given you so many gold coins? Don't you feel reconciled that your lord's mansion is not even as good as the other's toilet?"

"I……"

While the lord was still hesitating, Wolong had already jumped on top of Boss Duran.

"Since you don't agree, forget it. What you said before was just a joke. Keep the gold coins and take the coffin away. Boss Duran, let's go."

"OK."

Boss Duran simply picked up the heavy coffin and walked out with heavy steps.

Before the lord could figure out why the other party was so generous, his heart was pinched fiercely.

A senior priest of the god of health just appeared at the door, and he saw clearly what was going on in the room.

The gold coins placed on the ground, the departing Boss Duran and the empty coffin on his shoulders, when these two things are put together, there is too much room for imagination in the middle.

Boss Duran walked out the door and greeted the high priest quite easily, in exchange for a cold snort from the other party.

However, Captain Duran was not angry, but left happily, as if something good had happened.

The lord lying on the ground felt like the ground was covered with red-hot iron nails, which made his body numb every minute and every second.

The lord got up immediately, stepped forward and said, "My lord, please listen to my explanation. Things are not as you imagined."

"No, I don't think there is anything that can be done in time. You let us down, really disappointed. Who made the hot spring city survive until now, and who made the hot spring city have such a large population? It's just For a small profit, you betrayed us, I am really disappointed in you."

"No, my lord..."

"There is no reason, and there is no excuse. If you really want to save it, then prepare a grand sacrifice ceremony. Thirty thousand gold coins, you should be able to afford this number."

"But, my lord..."

"I will also take these gold coins away as evidence of blasphemy. By the way, I need you to send guards to expel the group of guys just now. They are a group of vampires and a group of parasites. We don't want to see them here, understand? "

"..."

"Answer!"

"……clear."

"very good."

The high priest took the gold coins and left contentedly, leaving only a sullen lord.

He opened the ledger, looked at the pitiful remaining figures on the ledger, and then sighed.

Just as he was thinking about how to prepare the money, he found his wife hurried over.

"The child has a fever again, and now he is talking nonsense, what should we do?"

"Where's the blessing stone I took from the Church of the God of Health last time?"

"It's all used up... Can you give me some money, I'll go buy a bottle of panacea and come back. Poor boy, I feel like if this continues, he will be like his brother..."

The lord stood up achingly, and took his weeping wife into his arms.

After taking his wife into his arms, his expression kept changing, and finally turned into determination.

Fuck meow god of health!

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