This Group of Players Are All Slimes

Blank frowned and looked at Lu Fan for a long time before shaking his head: "I can't trust you unless you give me more information."

"Believe it or not. Boil some hot water for me, I want to drink some black tea."

"Humph."

Blank folded his chest and sneered: "I'm not bragging, but I'm pretty good at it. After all, I can't survive in this kind of place without any strength. If you're sensible, tell me what you know obediently, or you'll have something to eat."

Lu Fan looked at Blanc with pity, and felt that Blanc was not very smart seventy-five years ago.

Picking up a toothpick casually, Lu Fan waved the toothpick to get used to the weight of the toothpick.

Seeing this scene, the sneer on Blanc's face became more obvious: "You don't think you can beat me with that toothpick, do you? Poor guy, you can't even see your own weight. Forget it, let me tell you how cruel the reality is."

five minutes later.

Blank, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, half knelt on the ground, and handed a cup of black tea to Lu Fan in front of him in disbelief.

The wound on his face made him twitch from time to time. Under the swollen eyelids, there were a pair of eyes that couldn't believe reality.

I was beaten by a ball?

I'm not as good as a ball?

With such doubts in mind, Brant asked in disbelief: "May I ask who you are?"

"It's just a slime who knows a little about swordsmanship. Tell me what you know, and I'll hang you or drown you at my discretion."

"I don't want to die."

"Why are you digressing?"

Blank could see that Lu Fan was trying to make things difficult for him, but he had no other way at the moment.

Reluctantly sitting opposite Lu Fan, Blanc said to Lu Fan, "Do you know the God of Perfection?"

Lu Fan drank his black tea, thought for a while, and then said, "Is that the god who is obsessed with merging all his XP systems to create a perfect XP system?"

"Why is your explanation so weird?"

"I just added a little bit of my own opinion, don't worry about it, you can continue."

Although Lu Fan's explanation is a bit strange,

But as long as the other party knows, it's fine.

After rearranging his thoughts, Blank said, "I am his priest."

"He really has no vision."

"I've had enough! You've been targeting me from the beginning, and I want to..."

Lu Fan waved the toothpick, and a sword light flew out directly against Blank's cheek, leaving a bloodstain on it.

"What are you going to do with me?" Lu Fan asked.

"Do some things that you and I can enhance our relationship. Do you mind if I give you a massage?"

"Although you are full of shortcomings, I still appreciate the fact that you judge the situation. Come here and explain to me while doing it."

Although the attribute of this body is not high, but the skill level is still there, and the swordsmanship beyond the eighth level is more than enough to completely deal with the guy of Blank's level.

As for Lu Fan, Blank explained: "As his priest, I am also a very special one among many priests. I shoulder the important task of finding the Utopia."

"Utopia?"

"Well, the God of Perfection believes that there is an ultimate perfect world. This world combines all the perfect existences in the world, and I am responsible for finding this world. I have been trapped in this small place since I was born, and I can't leave it for the rest of my life."

"Why? A little to the left, that's where it is."

"Here? Okay. Because He believes that perfect things exist in dreams, so I can't leave."

Lu Fan can probably understand the logic of the God of Fusion.

Those who can write the most perfect love are often untrained teenagers, and writers who can conceive grand novels are often otaku who stay at home.

The unobtainable is the most perfect.

Once obtained, then that thing will be inevitably vulgarized, and eventually reduced to a part of life, stripped of all divinity, just a very common thing.

This is the logic of the God of Perfection, but Lu Fan doesn't quite agree with it.

While giving Lu Fan a massage, Blank explained: "I was locked underground and could hardly touch anything outside. But other priests would give me books regularly, let me listen to the most beautiful words in the world, and then let me imagine the beauty of those things."

"They made me fantasize about the sky, the ocean, the beautiful ketone body of a girl, and the taste of candy. My fantasies inspired the God of Perfection a lot, and made him constantly adjust his direction."

"What happened next?" Lu Fan asked.

"Later, he fell. According to the last priest who came here, he wanted to come to this world crazily to spread his thoughts, and then he was beheaded by the devil."

Lu Fan thought for a long time, and finally found information about that guy in a corner of his memory.

A weak god who wants to change the whole world beyond his control, is probably that kind of guy.

He does not die and whoever dies.

"After the last priest left, the place where I stayed was taken over by another person. He claimed to be a sacrificial person, and he threw me into this place after I obtained the related magic of the perfect god through me. This is a deserted place, and all failed works will be thrown here, leaving them to fend for themselves. Occasionally, the sacrificial person will come here to see if there is anything of value."

Blank's story is a bit simple and a bit sad.

Because of a certain whimsical idea of ​​the gods, his whole life was delayed here.

But he is also lucky, in front of the crazy gods, his treatment is not bad.

Turning over, Lu Fan asked, "What do you think? Do you want to go out?"

Blank stopped.

He scratched his head in distress: "I don't know, I really want to go out to see those scenery and try the things outside, but I'm a little scared. What if the things outside are not as moving as I imagined? What do you think?"

"Then don't go out, wait here to die."

"...Don't you persuade me? Aren't there characters in the hero novels I read that encourage the protagonist to go out and accept the whole world?"

"Whether I love to go or not is none of my business."

Blank looked at Lu Fan helplessly, feeling that this guy was not at all the same as the characters seen in the novel.

Hesitating and embarrassed, Blanc finally whispered, "I want to go out."

"What did you say?"

"I want to go out! You hear that, don't you! I'm telling you, I want to go out!"

"Oh, then you go out."

Blanc stared blankly at Lu Fan, and it took him a long time to realize that the other party had no intention of helping him.

"Well, Mr. Unremarkable, since you have no intention of taking me out, why do you want me to say such things?"

"You used to make me a little unhappy, so I just want to make you unhappy now."

"Knock Nima, I'll knock Nima!"

An impotent and furious roar came from the spacious abandoned land.