Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

The whole bucket of ice water may weigh a dozen pounds. When falling from the sky, ice cubes knocked on the wall of the plastic bucket, making a loud sound.

In fact, when the bucket was mixed with ice water, Thor had roughly felt the coolness coming from above his head.

Thor Thor has fought for many years and is actually quite sensitive to various dangers.

The moment he pushed open the door, he felt something was wrong, and then pulled back quickly. This is a habit of avoiding traps.

If Thor is Thor, this retreat must be like a cunning rabbit or an antelope, fast and fast.

But Thor forgets that he is not Thor now, he is just a salted fish now. Or a swollen Alaska is not an exaggeration.

Although the original Thor was blocked by divine power, his strong body is still called the outstanding existence of mortal Chinese.

But now because of being addicted to fried chicken cola, Thor's weight has soared.

Although he has gone through the weight loss training of Li Jie hell, he has lost a lot of weight.

But now Thor still weighs nearly 25 kg heavier than when he first arrived. And the body fat rate has also changed from the initial 8% to the current 20%.

So Thor, which used to be a cunning rabbit antelope, is not so flexible now.

After all, it is a mortal, and it is fatal to weigh more than 25 kilograms. It was supposed to be like a cunning rabbit, but now it is like a jumping porcupine.

Although Thor increased the speed to the limit, but the speed was not enough. He avoided the ice water.

It can be said that his upper body avoided most of the ice water attack, but the ice water mixed with ice cubes poured on Thor's leg.

When Thor quickly retreated, he stepped on the slippery ground and stepped on several ice cubes. This extremely low-friction ice instantly caused Thor to lose control of his body.

With a height of one meter and ninety-five, and a weight of 125 kilograms, Thor pushed Jinshan upside down like a jade pillar.

Just like a huge beast, such as a wild boar, was trapped by a trap. Thor instantly fell to the ground and made a loud noise.

This time, Thor could be miserable, because he fell directly on the ground and let his tail vertebrae land on the ground.

Take Thor's current weight, plus the acceleration of gravity when falling. When the caudal vertebrae came into close contact with the hard floor, Thor felt his hips were about to crack.

"Ah!" The mortal body is very fragile, and even the level of pain tolerance is much worse than that of the **** body. Thor couldn't help but yell out in pain, his facial features are all huddled together and they are about to deform. It looks very funny.

Just as Thor moaned his sore tail vertebrae, he heard a slight laugh. Then it quickly disappeared again.

Thor looked around the environment, and it was a relatively large public space after coming in through the gate of Zone 2A.

There are probably twenty chairs and a lot of cushions, and there is a TV not far away.

Along the aisles on both sides of the common room are small rooms.

The boys 'rooms are all on the left aisle, and the girls' rooms are all on the right. Generally speaking, there will be people on duty 24 hours a day.

Nursing unions work in shifts to ensure that someone is always there. But Tor noticed that there were no guards in the hall now.

There is no child in the common room. Are those children in the room?

As for who set the trap, Thor can think of it with his big toe.

Apart from this group of devils whom the deputy dean doesn't like, who else can there be? As a salty salty fish, Thor did many similar things as a child.

For example, secretly put foul mud in Odin's crown, or put a handful of salt in the dessert made for mother.

Some came up with his own ideas, and many were encouraged by Luo Ji. Although Thor is strange, why is it that he is punished after every prank is caught.

And every time Luo Ji can get rewards, such as some small accessories or cakes and snacks.

But none of this can stop the desire of the salted fish **** to continue to die. Since childhood, Thor has shown the characteristics of the king of bear children.

And because of these things, a group of younger brothers were recovered, including the four knights who now have a good relationship with him.

So Thor understands that there is no lower limit for the bear children to die.

He was made very hot by the death of the bear children.

It doesn't matter whether this trap is for teasing yourself or for whom. He is not going to let this guy go.

Thor slapped the door of each room hard and shouted loudly: "Come out, come out, come out!"

The trembling of his shot was also loud. The salted fish was terrible when it got angry.

The communal lounge, which was originally empty, began to grow gradually. The children came out of their respective rooms.

Welfare home rooms basically have eight children per person. There are fewer girls there, so they live more spaciously.

There are only fifteen girls out of fifty, and the remaining thirty-five are boys.

Of these fifty children, the oldest is fourteen. However, not many people are only four or five. Children aged eight to twelve are the most.

Thor gathered all the children into the common room. Anyway, this is now his job.

He still has to do at least. So he made a self-introduction first: "My name is Thor, your new carer. At the same time, if there is no accident, you are also your administrator and guardian in the welfare home."

After finishing the simple opening remarks, Thor pointed to a large pool of water stains and ice at the door and said, "It's a special welcome ceremony, but I don't like it very much!"

Thor's tall stature was originally very majestic, but because of the trap just now. His clothes and pants were wet.

My hair also got wet when I fell. This makes him look very embarrassed, looks not at all majestic.

Some of the children sat on the chair and looked at Thor, while others sat on the stall holding cushions.

Everyone looked at Thor with a big innocent expression. It seems that I don't know what happened at all.

Pretend not to know! Thor is well aware of the tricks of these children. That was how he fooled Odin. Although every time the end is peeled off by electricity.

Thor pointed to the oldest looking boy and said, "What's your name. Tell me who did it."

A boy with blond hair looked at Thor lazily, he didn't even want to stand up.

He just sat on the stall holding a cushion and said to Thor: "Tor? What's your name? Sounds like a Viking pirate and looks like a Viking pirate."

"Don't you look at the watch list before you come? You don't even know how many children you need to see, and what their names are. Are you really here to work as a nurse?"

What the boy said was harsh, which made Thor feel that this thing was mostly done by the boy ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He was going to call the boy and then he was ready to educate him. Let him see how terrible a raging Alaska is.

Suddenly a voice with milky voice came from the crowd of girls.

"Tor! Thor!" Thor was attracted by this voice.

He saw that it was a very small girl, who looked only six years old. Probably the youngest child.

It is obvious that such a little girl will not participate in the prank just now, so Thor still said to her angrily: "What is the girl?"

"You can call me Penny, Thor." Little Penny raised his baby's fat little finger and pointed to the TV. "Tor, will you fix the TV? I want to watch SpongeBob at noon. I haven't watched it in five days! "

"Ah?" What the **** is repairing TV? !

Thor hadn't responded yet, but Penny's words caused a wave of children.

"Yes! I have to watch the flying policewoman!" This is a very young boy.

"The vampire diaries don't know where to play. I really want to see them!" This is an older girl.

"I want to see Rainbow Pony, Rainbow Pony!" This is another little girl. It looks not much bigger than Penny.

"I want to see Blue Arrow!"

"I want to see the young master chef!" This is a child who is determined to become a chef in the future.

Penny's words caused a thousand waves. All the children were rioted. Thor didn't even have time to react and was overwhelmed by the voice of this group of children. Forget even the prank just now.

Because all the children now unified the slogan, shouted loudly at Thor: "Fix TV! Fix TV! Fix TV!"

In my life, I hate bear children the most! --By Thor, the salted torpedo god.