Too Reckless

Vol 16 Chapter 29: The Kun is so big, I can't eat it in one bite!

"Old Ancestor, two years ago, you pointed out the intimate clothing that Madam Huazhu focused on, and now it is beginning to pay off. A few days ago, the disciples went to Qianqiu Yuefu as a guest, and the little fairies in there couldn't put it down. If this channel is connected, Qianqiu Yuefu will We can at least eat up 20% of Yingyang Immortal Palace's revenue by taking out the fame..."

Outer house, council hall.

Most of the disciples and grandchildren of Taohuatan have left, and there is only one beautiful and beautiful Xiu who takes up the post in front of the ancestors.

Cui Yingying was wearing a dignified and luxurious dark green old ancestor dress, and sat upright in the main seat. On the small table in front of her, there were several mahogany trays, which were neatly placed with folded clothes and rolled stockings, colorful and colorful. .

This kind of small object that cannot be placed on the table seems to be insignificant, and should not be brought to the ancestors, but it is not.

On the cultivation path, the magical instruments and robes have a very long service life, and the slightly more expensive instruments can be immortal for thousands of years under the careful maintenance of monks;

The quality is too good and the replacement rate is very low, which is destined to be low in sales and not making money;

The small clothes and stockings on the tray have three elements: low cost, average quality, and rave reviews. As long as the sales are open, they are a golden mountain.

The female cultivator knelt before the case and introduced her so diligently to her ancestors, because she wanted to win the approval of her ancestors when she was 'face saint' and give her money to shop under several large markets in Huajunzhou. , specializing in this thing.

Cui Yingying looked solemn, her eyes wandered on the table, and she sighed softly:

"The current cultivator, sigh... the deity just let the candles go, this is too..."

Although Cui Yingying's clothes were more irritating than what was on the table.

But in front of the disciples, the disciples and grandchildren, they still have to show the old-fashioned appearance of 'conservative thinking', so as not to lose the elders' bearing.

The female cultivator knew that these things were too 'vulgar' and could not enter the eyes of the old-fashioned Immortal Venerable, so she was a little nervous:

"Cultivation of the Dao also keeps pace with the times. Today, the evacuation tower extends in all directions, and many fairies like to perform dance music in the middle of the water. The atmosphere is indeed a bit 'people's hearts are not ancient'. But in the practice of doing business, the disciples feel that they still have to follow the trend. , we don't do this business, others may take it..."

The middle-aged female cultivator said, picked up a black corset with peach blossom embroidery on it, and presented it to Venerable Peach Blossom:

"Old Ancestor can actually try it, this thing..."

Cui Yingying's eyes narrowed slightly, and the female cultivator quickly retracted her hand and said respectfully:

"It's the disciple who is disrespectful, please don't blame the ancestors."

Cui Yingying was a little speechless in her heart. If it wasn't for her ancestors, she would probably open her clothes and say a few words:

No eyesight, so small, the deity can wear it?

And this dark rag, with the deity's garter arrogance?

But Cui Yingying definitely didn't dare to come like this, she shook her head slightly and said:

"Let's do it according to the idea. But these things are a bit tacky, improve them, um... Who do you think these objects are intended for?"

The female cultivator was stunned for a moment: "These are women's clothes, the price is high and flashy, and the audience is naturally the female cultivator in the sect."

Cui Yingying shook her head slightly: "Think again."

The female cultivator blinked, pondered carefully, and moved in her heart:

"man?"

Cui Yingying made the gesture of an expert who could see through the mortal world, and nodded in approval:

"Everything depends on the essence. Men and women are attracted to each other. It doesn't matter if a female nun likes this kind of thing. Men like it, and women are admired and sought after, so naturally they like it. Women don't want to buy it, men will save money and buy it. Wear it for Taoist companions."

The female cultivator suddenly realized, and hurriedly said:

"It's still the old ancestor's high opinion, the disciple is taught, um... The disciple's Taoist companion is a lump of wood. I don't know what kind of clothes a normal man likes for a woman to wear?"

? ?

Nasty...

Cui Yingying felt that it was not unreasonable for this disciple to be exiled to another continent as a shopkeeper. Even if she knows, can she chat with her disciples and grandchildren?

Cui Yingying took a breath and stared at the stupid disciple without saying a word.

"..."

After the female cultivator was stunned for a moment, she suddenly realized that the old ancestor had no Taoist companion, how could he know the strange hobbies of men.

"It's the disciple who made a slip of the tongue, so I'll go back and figure it out for myself. Hmm... The newly opened shop sells these clothes, and it has to have a nice and loud sign. The disciple is stupid and can't think of it. I don't know if the ancestor can..."

Cui Yingying was actually very interested in bellybands and stockings, she thought about it and said:

"Let's call it 'Huaquantang'."

"Huaquantang..."

The female cultivator didn't understand the meaning, but the word 'Flower Spring' was indeed a suitable name for women's underwear, so she nodded quickly and resigned respectfully.

Cui Yingying sat upright, and after all the disciples had finished walking, she breathed a long sigh of relief, her shoulders drooped down, her arms spread out again, and she stretched hard:

"Uh~... I'm exhausted..."

The force was so great that it almost ripped apart the overwhelmed collar.

After putting her arms down, Cui Yingying picked up the wine gourd from under the table, opened the stopper "ton ton ton~", got up and ran to the back house, where she found her beloved Mrs. Xianggong, who looked like she had just gotten off work, and ran hurriedly. It's like a little white-collar worker looking for a boyfriend.

After a busy day, it was already late at night, and the Thunder Bluff Market outside the mansion was still brightly lit, and the scent of grilled fish could still be faintly smelled.

Cui Yingying made no sound and ran to the Qi training room where Yutang was located. The purpose was to encourage Tangtang to have an affair, so she could relax.

But when I came to the Qi training room, I found that the room was empty, and there was no one person.

? !

Cui Yingying frowned, feeling bad—Yutang wouldn't be so disloyal, would he go and steal alone?

Isn't she afraid that Ling Ye will bump into her?

Cui Yingying noticed that something was wrong, and quickly passed through the hanging flower door, came to the back house, and turned around - Jiang Yi, Qingwan, and Guagua were not there, she was probably going to eat grilled fish, but Lingye's courtyard was still lit.

Cui Yingying cautiously came to Ling Ye's courtyard and looked at it a little.

The sparse insects make the courtyard surrounded by flowers and plants more quiet. The bedroom is lit, but the shielding formation is deployed, so you don't need to think about what's going on inside.

Could it be that Yutang is also inside?

Is this woman so reckless?

Thinking of "reckless", Cui Yingying suddenly felt that nothing was impossible, and her eyes became quite strange.

You must know that according to Cui Yingying's estimate, Zuo Lingquan will take at least three months to come back before he can soften and harden the bubbles and put the master and the apprentice side by side.

This is the first night!

Cui Yingying was dubious and wanted to get closer, but she was afraid that Yutang's perception would be too strong, so she ran away when she noticed something strange.

In order to confirm the guess, Cui Yingying was also going out of her way. Against the risk of being discovered by Lingye that she and Zuo Lingquan had already cooked rice, she sprinted with all her strength and slammed into the bedroom window from outside the courtyard wall.

Sa——

With the sound of the breaking wind, Cui Yingying opened the window, fell into the bedroom, and quickly closed it again.

And a hurried voice also appeared in the ear:

"Woooo~~"

The woman's humming sound stopped abruptly and was replaced by two exclamations:

"ah……"

"Sister Yingying? You..."

Cui Yingying's movements were flowing, and the moment she landed, she rushed to the front of the thousand machine tools and raised her hand to lift the curtain.

Swah——

The scene that catches your eye... can't be described in words!

Ling Ye wore fox ears, lying on the pillow, the big moon was raised high, his forehead was full of sweat, and he looked at her in astonishment.

Zuo Lingquan knelt behind Ling Ye, with both hands supporting the willow waist that Yingying was holding, his eyes widened.

Cui Yingying blinked, her face turning red visibly.

Ling Ye was blinded. She thought that Jiang Yi and Qingwan would come to the room, but she never expected that Cui Yingying would come, and she would use such a violent way of opening the window.

Ling Ye didn't have time to cover it up, and immediately froze.

Zuo Lingquan was also a little shocked, but fortunately it was his daughter-in-law, so he didn't panic too much, he smiled and said:

"Sister Yingying... eh? Where's Yutang?"

Zuo Lingquan just went in and out twice, turned his head to look at the Yutang resting beside him, but found that there was nothing around him.

Ling Ye turned his head, his shocked expression turned into a dazed expression, and he raised his hand to lift Bo was found.

Cui Yingying was ashamed and didn't know what to do. When she saw the reaction of the two, she realized that something was wrong. Before she could ask, she found that she had been pushed and fell directly on the bed, crashing into Zuo Lingquan's arms.

boo~

I don't know why it made such a noise, but Cui Yingying felt that she was sitting in an uneven place.

"ah!"

Cui Yingying didn't have time to pay attention to these details, she looked back quickly, but saw Shangguan Yutang wearing a long dress with golden dragon scales, maintaining the posture of a Valkyrie that could not be violated, standing outside the tent and looking at her coldly.

"Master?"

Shangguan Lingye was a little dazed, and didn't understand how the master, who had been over stimulated and dizzy just now, suddenly dressed up and stood on the ground.

Cui Yingying blushed and stared at Shangguan Yutang, a little timid:

"Shangguan Yutang, you...don't mess around, your apprentice is here..."

Shangguan Yutang broke through the bottom line and was no longer afraid. She leaned over and raised her hand, pressed Cui Yingying directly next to Ling Ye, her eyes were flat:

"So what? You came here at night, didn't you just want to practice?"

Cui Yingying didn't even dare to look at Zuo Lingquan and Ling Ye, and said angrily:

"Are you sick? Why don't you..."

"This deity has already practiced. If you don't believe me, ask Zuo Lingquan."

"you……?"

Cui Yingying didn't believe it at all, she turned to look at Zuo Lingquan next to her, but saw Zuo Lingquan nodded seriously:

"Yeah, Sister Yingying, we're all in the family, relax."

"..."

Cui Yingying was a little shocked, but seeing Lingye was not surprised at all, and Yutang was not shy, so why was she so nervous?

She has no mentoring relationship with the two.

Cui Yingying hesitated for a while, but she really relaxed, and whispered:

"You master and apprentice, you really enjoyed yourself..."

Shangguan Yutang took a lot of anger just now, and now it seems that he is ready to vent all his anger on Yingying's careful liver, raising his hand directly to "tear--", giving Cui Yingying a burst of clothes.

The middle door opened, and the big group popped out.

"Yeah~!" Cui Yingying shivered all over, and hurriedly hugged her chest: "Is there something wrong with you? Did you tear it up?"

Shangguan Yutang grabbed Cui Yingying's wrist, pulled it away with force, pressed it on the pillow, looked at Zuo Lingquan, and signaled 'equal treatment'.

Zuo Lingquan was flattered!

Shangguan Lingye saw that Cui Yingying took the initiative to come to the door and give it for free. It seemed that she had already repaired it, and naturally she was no longer embarrassed. She lay beside her, raised her slender hand and grasped the big ball. She was more skilled than Zuo Lingquan, and asked curiously:

"Senior Peach Blossom, you can, when did Xiang Gong give you a melon?"

Cui Yingying was frivolous and acceptable to Zuo Lingquan, but she was teased by Ling Ye's master and apprentice, how could she bear it.

Yutang grabbed her wrist and couldn't break free, and watched Majestic Capital being teased by Lingye, Cui Yingying could only say angrily and shyly:

"Zuo Lingquan~! You don't care about these two crazy women? I..."

As he spoke, his eyes were filled with tears, and he was about to cry again.

Zuo Lingquan still felt sorry for Sister Yingying, he brought Ling Ye back, and at the same time pulled Yutang to sit down by the bed, and said with a smile:

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I will bully if you want to bully. What can you bully?"

Cui Yingying hurriedly hugged Zuo Lingquan's neck, her eyes were shy, she pursed her lips and felt aggrieved, but her mouth was still hard:

"That's right. Shangguan Yutang, if you have the ability, come up, if you don't have the ability... If you don't have the ability, then come over to Jingshen, we are cultivating, and you are bullying people next to you. Is there such a thing as you?"

Shangguan Yutang suffered a heavy crime just now. It took a lot of effort to suppress his shame, and he definitely didn't want to do it again.

Hearing Cui Yingying's words, Shangguan Yutang's heart was moved - let Jingxun go to sleep, she will definitely bother her again when she wakes up, anyway, she's had enough of her sins, let Jingxun take over, just to be quiet for a while. Shameful things.

Thinking of this, Shangguan Yutang didn't speak any more. After letting go of his hand and snorting lightly, a stream of light appeared in his eyes, and then his expression began to change.

? ?

Shangguan Lingye was a little stunned and wanted to stop it, but it was too late!

But in an instant, Jing Xuan, who was woken up, appeared in the room.

As soon as Tang Jingxing opened his eyes, he found a dragon and two phoenixes hugging each other on the bed. The scene was unsightly.

"Hey~ you guys..."

After all, Jing You had seen the wind and waves, and was a little shocked, so she slowed down and looked at Ling Ye with a strange look:

"Ling Ye, you... do you know about your master?"

Shangguan Lingye blinked his beautiful eyes: "I just found out, Jingxuan, you have been hiding from me for so many years..."

"I didn't hide it, it was your master who didn't let me say it, but you can't blame me for not being righteous."

Tang Jingxuan was just like going home, sitting directly on the bed, raised his hand and grabbed two carps on Lingye's hollowed-out flower carp:

"Your master's hand is really big, and it feels like you have become smaller when you touch it..."

Cui Yingying was embarrassed at first, but when she saw Jingxong's behavior, she was slightly taken aback - she lived with Jingxu, and she was used to it, so she naturally regarded Jingxu as her own.

With her own helper and Yutang absent, Cui Yingying's momentum naturally returned, her face darkened:

"Ling Ye, you committed the following crime just now and bullied the elders on the basis of your master, right?"

Tang Jingxuan leaned against Zuo Lingquan's arms and said, "She has always been bullying people in her boudoir, but she has a tough mouth on the top, and is very soft in other places."

Cui Yingying was quite courageous. She broke the black silk of the battle damage and glanced at the place where the pear blossoms were raining: "It's really tender. Yutang is not there.

Shangguan Lingye was bullied by the two of them together, and only felt that the master was a pit! She frowned and said:

"Jingxu, how long have we been together? How long has she been in the door? You..."

"Aren't you my sister? It's not right for my sister to lead by example. It's not right for her to teach her? Sister Yingying, I'll teach you how to serve Xiao Zuo. Come, help me hold her leg and press it on her shoulder..."

Cui Yingying felt that Jingxun's words were not quite right, but she had a good relationship with Jingxuan, and had a deep relationship with Shangguan's teacher and apprentice Liangzi. She still raised her hand to hold Lingye down, and snorted softly:

"Let you be no big or small, the deity watched you grow up, and you are so filial to your elders? Do you know what's wrong?"

Shangguan Lingye didn't struggle, and gave a soft "cut~":

"The two younger sisters serve me and Zuo Lingquan. I'm too happy to know what's wrong? I wish I could be tossed by you all night, and you can't even drink a sip of soup."

"Are you still stubborn? You will become the Dragon King later. I see if you beg me to help you share your worries!"

"Master's physique is not as useful as me. I can't tell who will become the Dragon King later~"

"..."

Jingxuan has a deep understanding of the mother-in-law's "useless", and it is really difficult to refute this.

...

Cui Yingying has a mad mother-in-law, Shizun, who is much more witty than Jiang Yi. She realized that such bullying would only make Lingye fly, and immediately changed her strategy, took out the colorful rope, and tied Lingye with a tortoise shell:

"Jingxu, don't compete with her, let's repair ours, so that she can't eat, isn't it more interesting."

"Right……"

Jing Xun immediately changed her moves, hugged Zuo Lingquan, and began to use Yutang's body to "do this right now".

Shangguan Lingye is still not afraid at all. After all, she knows Zuo Lingquan too well. She was **** and bullied by Wuhua. If Zuo Lingquan could hold back from bullying her, she would write her name upside down.

And the fact is as Ling Ye expected.

Zuo Lingquan, who was quiet as a tool man and made a fortune in silence, based on the concept of "a bowl of water is level", no matter how his daughter-in-law fights, it will be all rain and dew and will never be partial, and he starts with one against three.

The candle flame was faint, and ripples appeared again on the curtain.

The noisy whispered words continued one after another, and then changed into different hums and chirps, which continued until the sun rose...

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The wind is warm and the sun is shining, and the city is full of fish fragrance.

On the central square where the Thousand Streets of Thunder Cliff gather, a sea of ​​people, countless monks from all over the world, gather here.

In the middle of the square, there are several towering flags, with dragons flying and phoenix dancing on them, and the words of famous masters tasting delicious food are written.

In front of the flag is a giant copper rack for temporary fights. It has a very domineering name, it's called 'Burning Heaven Ding', but it is actually a barbecue, which is used to cook ingredients that are impossible to cook with normal kitchen utensils.

At this time, on the barbecue grill, a big fish like a hill was grilling. Its size was comparable to the beast-shaped Xuan Ye, but it was many circles thicker than the Xuan Ye.

Kunyu comes from the North Sea, and there are many kinds of them, but most of them do not have the capital to transform dragons. The only advantage is that they are large and delicious, and their cultivation value is not high.

Excessive size and long distance lead to extremely high transportation costs. Basically, it is a loss-making business. No one specifically hunts for this thing. Thunder Cliff is roasted, and it is a strange thing to see to fellow Daoists all over the world.

Most of the tens of thousands of monks onlookers have not touched grains, but Jiuzhou is the only one in Jiuzhou for such a big grilled fish. No matter what the taste is, whether you are hungry or not, the monks who come here will probably stop to taste it and stay on the long road of cultivation. Next unique memory.

The monks who arrived at the scene included the Black Cliff Sword Ghost Chu Yi and others on the bright side, and there were countless experts in the dark. Even the gods were drooling by this giant grilled fish.

"jijiji..."

Outside the square, a tea house for people to watch the grand scene was overcrowded.

In a private room on the third floor, the white-haired ball-like dumplings squatted on the windowsill, staring at the big fish that was roasted to golden brown, smashing and thinking, looking away for a long time, I guess I have been pondering, where to start eating first .

Xie Qiutao was lying at the window and said with a smile:

"It has to be roasted until the evening before it can taste delicious. This 'rootless fire roasted whole kun' is very particular. There is only one chef in the world, Thunder Cliff, who can roast this thing until it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside..."

The dumplings were rewarded by the ancestors with "no mouth shut for three days", and they could be eaten in Thunder Cliff, and the ancestors would reimburse them all.

The dumplings were elated at first, dragged Taotao and started sweeping the streets, only to find this giant grilled fish before eating two bites.

Then the dumpling couldn't walk, and he forgot about eating back to the original, and even the dried small fish didn't feel fragrant. Now even if Jing Xing beat it here, the dumpling probably had to take a bite first.

After Jiang Yi and Wu Qingwan were satisfied in the back house, they had nothing to do, and they also came to the private room under Qiu Taobao.

Jiang Yihong's dress was like fire, she folded her arms and looked at it from a distance. Seeing that the fish still had a long time to cook, she looked at the dumplings who couldn't take their eyes off her:

"Tuan'er, the ancestor let you eat for three days, and you only ate two candied haws, don't you think it's a loss? Can you eat it first, and come back when it's cooked."

"jiji..."

The dumpling shook his head like a rattle, indicating that Niaoniao is an old foodie. It is delicious to eat when you are hungry. Go eat first, if the big fish is too cooked, you will have to wait ten years next time. reckoning...

Jiang Yi was a little helpless, holding the dumplings as a pillow in her arms, and looked at the chess couch by the window.

Wu Qingwan sat sideways on the couch, holding a black piece in her hand, flexibly flipping between her fingers, watching the chess game in front of her.

Miss Qiu held a white child and looked at the chessboard, but she was actually restless, still thinking about the matter of taking a mandarin duck bath with Zuo Lingquan in the bathroom last night.

Wu Qingwan's chess skills are acceptable, but Miss Qiu is absent-minded and random, so she must have a big advantage.

Xie Qiutao was also observing the chess game. Seeing that Guagua was completely defeated, he sat down next to him, holding his face in his hands:

"Senior Gua, do you have something on your mind? Sister Qingwan, this dragon, you have five sons in a row, I'm afraid you won't be able to kill it."

Miss Qiu came back to her senses, coughed lightly, and sat up straight:

"Sister Gua, why don't you just call me Guagua."

With a soft smile on her face, Wu Qingwan glanced at Qiu Tao and asked:

"Qiu Tao, Ling Quan is back, you haven't met yet, have you? Why didn't you go back?"

Xie Qiutao blinked: "I'm not in a hurry, isn't this shopping with the dumplings?"

Jiang Yi's favorite is Qiu Tao, because only Qiu Tao calls her 'sister', she hugged the dumpling, sat down beside Qiu Tao, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry, if you linger, you'll have to get along with..."

Jiang Yi wanted to say 'fight with Guagua for the youngest child', but Miss Guagua was beside her, and it was obviously wrong to say this, so she changed it to:

"I'm arguing with Leng Zhu for being the youngest."

Leng Zhu was seriously brewing tea behind the sea of ​​tea. Hearing this, his eyes were slightly delighted:

"Princess, do I still have a name?"

? ?

The four girls were speechless for a while, feeling that this girl was helpless.

Miss Qiu said softly: "Naturally, you have a reputation, not only you, but Yunzhi too. Zuo Lingquan is just a mess, so what if you're not responsible."

Xie Qiutao was stunned and whispered, "Aunt Yunzhi was also eaten by Zuo Gongzi?"

"No, um... Anyway, Mother arranged so, Zuo Lingquan must agree."

Miss Qiu didn't want to talk about this shameful topic, so she continued:

"I've seen Yunzhi, but you and Leng Zhu haven't seen anyone. Leng Zhu is about to go home. If you don't leave, how could she be so embarrassed to leave Jiang Yi and go back?"

Jiang Yi smiled: "Yes, my back is to Leng Zhu, and I feel the chill behind me."

"Princess, where do I have it, I can't bear the princess, I want to go back together."

Seeing that the three old sisters kept urging, Xie Qiutao picked up the pipa and said with a smile:

"Don't talk about this, why don't I play a song for you? I just composed a song, it's very energetic..."

"grumble?"

For the first time, the dumpling looked away from the big fish. He hadn't jumped for a long time. He was obviously suffocated. He jumped to the edge of the chessboard, ready to start shaking his head.

The eyes of the three girls were rather strange, not because they thought that Qiu Tao's playing cotton was not good, but it was so explosive that they couldn't help but shake their heads.

Qiu Tao stood up on the couch, wearing little white socks and holding a painted pipa, and immediately began:

Deng~deng~deng~deng~deng~……

The atmosphere in the originally elegant and demure room immediately became cheerful, and the girls all smiled lightly.

The dumpling shook his head and said "jijiji~~", obviously singing along with him. Although he didn't understand it, the meaning might be:

One ah~ humiliating myself in vain~, one ah~ **** worrying about it~...

It's a pity that Jiang Yi didn't get excited for a long time when Qiu Tao found a figure in white walking on the street.

Jiang Yi's eyes lit up~www.wuxiaspot.com~ originally wanted to go downstairs, but when she saw Qiu Tao who was beside her, she thought about it and urged:

"Qiu Tao, stop playing, hurry down and see who is coming."

"Huh?...Young Master Zuo? I'm so sorry, you guys..."

"Go, go, be shy."

"yes."

"Hee~..."

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Thank you [intersk] for the reward from the leader of the boss!

Many thanks to [Have a leisurely drink of tea] [Cold Autumn Rain] for the great reward!

There is no plot at the end of the volume, so each character shows a little face. I originally wanted to finish three chapters, but I ended up writing nearly 50,000 words...

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