Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 123 I'm Not Interested in Money

"Mr. Chen, are you awake?"

Xiao Taohong turned her head to look at Chen Yu, and said excitedly, "Doudizhu is missing one, hurry up!"

Husky also turned to look at Chen Yu, wagging his tail: "Wow!"

"Wait... wait..."

Chen Yu turned over and got off the bed in horror, grabbed Husky by the neck, and looked up and down: "It...it can play cards?!"

"I'm not very proficient yet. I've been teaching all night. I can't tell the difference between J, Q, K and big and small kings."

"..."

"The cards above 6 can't be distinguished clearly, this dog can't count." Xiao Taohong seriously commented.

"Are you kidding me?"

"ah?"

"Is it bullshit? I have increased my intelligence so much in one night?"

Chen Yu put down the husky, took out a 3, and patted it on the floor: "How much is this?"

The husky's wise eyes seemed to be full of pride: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

"Pikachu said it was three." Xiao Taohong translated.

"What about this?" Chen Yu changed another 5.

"Wow woof woof woof!"

"Pikachu said it was five." Xiao Taohong continued to translate.

"Fuck?!" Chen Yu's eyes widened, and a 10 jumped out of the playing cards: "This... how much is this?"

"Wow woof woof... woof!"

"Pikachu said it was ten."

"..."

"Boom boom boom!"

At this time, along with the knock on the door, Chen's mother scolded from the living room: "Chen Yu! Are you finished in the early morning? Come out for dinner!"

"……go immediately."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu got up, took out Mathematics Compulsory 2 from his schoolbag, opened a certain page, faced Husky, pointed to the spatial geometry on the page, and said, "What is this?"

Husky: "..."

Little Taohong: "It said you were embarrassing the dog."

"Fart! It didn't say anything!"

...

After some careful testing.

Chen Yu has a general understanding of Husky's current IQ.

To describe it inaccurately, this dog's IQ is only slightly worse than that of an orangutan, and it can accurately recognize the size of numbers within five. Inaccurate recognition of numbers other than five and less than ten.

But it's only been a day!

As the drug takes effect, its IQ will obviously get higher and higher.

"What a terrible drug..."

Picking up the "Special Omega-3 Concentrated Oil" packaging bag in the trash can, Chen Yu secretly clicked his tongue while reading the instructions.

If this thing is eaten by chimpanzees, maybe it will roll up a wave of real-life Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

"So even future pet products will be dangerous in 2020..."

Taking out the lighter and burning the packaging bag, Chen Yu put away the scattered playing cards, sat on the floor, and looked at Husky quietly.

He was thinking about how to teach the dog.

"What do you want to teach it?" Chen Yu turned to ask Xiao Taohong.

"Teach it to fight the landlord."

"Besides playing, can you think of something serious?"

"Then... teach it to write code?" Xiao Taohong asked tentatively.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Wow!" Husky squinted and howled with his head raised.

"It said it still wanted to learn fighting the landlord." Xiao Taohong translated seriously.

Chen Yu: "..."

...

Ten minutes later, the six members of the Chen family crowded into the kitchen for breakfast.

Chen's father and Chen's mother secretly looked at each other and exchanged eyes.

After a while, Mother Chen cleared her throat and said, "Little Chen Yu, there is something I want to discuss with you."

"Little Chen Yu? So polite?" Chen Yu suddenly became alert: "What are you going to do?"

"What's your attitude?" Mother Chen frowned, "It's as if we are going to kill you."

"What the hell is going on?"

"It's like this..." Mother Chen put down her chopsticks, sorted out her words, and said with a smile, "Yesterday, your dad and I..."

"Mom, don't laugh, I'm a little scared."

"boom!"

Mother Chen patted the table: "Little brat, what are you talking about? Are your ears itchy again?"

"No. You said, you said..."

"Ahem." Chen's mother smiled again: "Your dad and I went to a teacher's lecture yesterday."

"Health supplements?"

"What health supplements? Is your mother the kind who can be easily fooled?"

"Oh, what class is that?"

"Talking about stocks and investing."

"...Mom, you'd better go and listen to health supplements."

"Stocks and investment!" Chen's mother raised her voice and said seriously, "This is not a lie. It is a kind of financial management. You are too young to understand."

"You understand?"

"Understood. The teacher's explanation is very good. After the lecture, we will understand. Now is a good time to manage money, and you can make money by entering the market!"

"so?"

"So your dad and I discussed all night last night, and we are going to talk to you about managing this financial management and earning some money for you and your sisters."

"Borrow money from me?"

"How can it be borrowed? Our family."

"want?"

"want."

"..."

"..."

"Mom..." Chen Yu raised his forehead: "It's 2020, our family managed to survive, what are you going to do?"

"Of course it's a compliment to you guys!" Chen's mother frowned dissatisfiedly: "How old are your dad and I, and how many years can we live? We have to think about the future lives of the four of you. If you don't have far-sightedness, you will have near-term worries." Is it? Your father and I are not in good health, so I will make more money for you while you are in the prime of life, and you will be able to relax a bit in the future."

"If I don't take the money, you must be unhappy?"

"Isn't it nonsense?"

"Then what should I say so that you won't be unhappy?"

"As long as you don't take money, we won't be happy if you say it's broken."

"..." Chen Yu wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Now is a good time to manage money. If I earn you a house, your father and I can let go." Mother Chen held Chen Yu's hand and said earnestly: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. There is still money. Otherwise, I didn’t have the capital to manage money before. You have grown up, and you can’t say when you will get married. Our family can’t even have a house.”

"What if you lose?" Chen Yu asked.

"It's impossible to pay."

"I said if."

"No if."

"Just in case! Is it impossible to happen in case?"

"The teacher is a professor of finance at a famous university, and the financial management projects he found are all very good, so there is nothing wrong with it." Mother Chen spoke decisively.

"……well."

Sighing, Chen Yu rubbed his forehead: "Okay, I have 50,000 yuan in my WeChat, is it enough?"

"That's enough." Chen's mother waved her hand: "If you make money, Mom doesn't want any of it. I'll buy you a house."

"Okay, your son is not short of money. But I wish you success."

"Son, just wait for the good news." Mother Chen rubbed her hands excitedly, quickly took the chopsticks, and put the chicken legs from Father Chen's plate into Chen Yu's bowl: "Come, eat."

Father Chen: "..."

Twenty minutes later, Chen Yu took his three younger sisters to school.

Chen Yike hesitated to speak: "Brother, I feel like my mother has been cheated."

"Be confident and remove the seeming."

"Then why don't you persuade Mom?"

"Obviously I was fooled." Chen Yu shrugged: "Dad also half understands, how long do I have to persuade? It's only 50,000 yuan, and I'll buy Mom something happy. If I lose this time, I won't be fooled easily in the future." , let's take it easy from now on."

"Fifty... fifty thousand dollars..." Chen Yike sighed, "Why does it feel like five dollars to you?"

Stopping, Chen Yu reached out and touched Chen Yike's head: "Your brother, you are no longer interested in money, and you are not even going to touch money in this life. My happiest time was when my mother gave me 90 yuan every month. When it comes to pocket money..."

"???"