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Chapter 153 Stupid Human (Part 2)

"Huh?" Chen Sanke's tongue was stuck, and he turned his head to look at Chen Yu with difficulty: "Hey, huh?"

"Snapped."

Chen Yu slapped himself on the face, and he didn't know where to start to spit out the billions of holes in his chest.

Chen Yike: "Brother, the third child is stuck."

"I saw."

"what to do?"

"Go up and help, what should I do!"

Angrily running forward, Chen Yu wanted to swear at Chen Sanke, but seeing the pitiful look of the villain sticking out his tongue, he couldn't swear: "Are you... all right?"

"Hmm! (It's okay.)" Chen Sanke waved his hands nonchalantly: "It's enough that the snake's head is messed up. (It's that the tongue is stuck.)"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Ning put your shoes on and go. (You guys go to school.)"

"What should I do?" Chen Yike stomped anxiously: "I'll go buy water and pour it on!"

"You need to get hot water."

"I'll help her pull it!" Chen Erke proposed enthusiastically.

Chen Yu yelled: "You fucking want revenge!"

Chen Sanke: "Chop the door. (Don't lick the iron door.)"

"what did she say?"

Chen Erke raised her hand: "She seems to want us to drag her."

"Second, stay away! Don't make trouble!"

"Okay." Chen Erke left dejectedly, halfway there, feeling unwilling: "Are you sure you don't want to give it a try?"

"Walk!"

At this time, two female preschool teachers from the kindergarten rushed over, one of them held a pot of water in his hand, and said to Chen Yu, "Get out of the way, I'll pour some hot water on it."

"Is the water hot?" Chen Yu frowned: "Don't burn my sister."

"No, it's warm with cold water, we have experience, please step aside."

"Then I'll leave it to you." Chen Yu pulled Chen Yike back a few steps, and asked, "You said you have experience, do many children lick iron?"

Hearing this, a female preschool teacher glared at Chen Yu: "Did you tell her not to lick iron?"

"yes."

"You can't say this to a child!" The female preschool teacher said angrily, "If you don't remind me, who would want to lick the iron?!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"There are a few like this every year. It's all parents who worry about it."

"Okay, my fault." Chen Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "I won't say it again."

Chen Sanke blinked, and repeated: "Puuu, chop the door. (You can't lick the iron door)"

"Don't worry, Sanke." The preschool girl thought that Chen Sanke was afraid, and quickly comforted her: "Now I'll water you, it won't be hot, so don't move around."

Chen Sanke: "Yeah, medicine cut? (Do you want to lick too?)"

"Don't be afraid. Be good~~" The female preschool teacher gently stroked Chen Sanke's head with her left hand, raised the thermos cup with her right hand, and poured water gently on her pink tongue.

"Clatter..."

The warm water dripped on the joint between the tongue and the iron sheet, and Chen Sanke felt very comfortable.

"The root clam is pretty. (It's so fun)"

The female preschool teacher prepared two cups of water, but because the contact area between Chen Sanke's tongue and the iron wall was small, it only took one cup of water to thaw out her tongue.

"Okay! Sanke is so good!"

The female preschool teacher breathed a sigh of relief, and stroked Chen Sanke's little furry head: "Go back and reward you with a little red flower."

Chen Sanke stretched out her little tongue: "Will there be little... little red flowers if you lick the iron?"

Chen Yike: "..."

Two female preschool teachers: "..."

"Hahaha!" Chen Yu was very happy instead: "This brain circuit, follow me."

"Baji, baji." Chen Sanke opened his mouth, as if he was tasting the taste: "This is the taste of iron."

Female preschool teacher: "You smell like blood..."

"Oh." Chen Sanke nodded ignorantly.

"Okay, don't lick it next time. Go to school and listen to the teacher." Chen Yu patted Chen Sanke on the shoulder, then faced the two kindergarten teachers, and bowed politely: "Thank you teacher."

"It's okay, we are used to it." The female preschool teacher waved her hand: "Don't tell the children some weird things in the future. They have weak willpower and are prone to danger."

"Understood. Goodbye, teacher."

"Goodbye." The preschool teacher nodded, and then took Chen Sanke's hand: "Let's go, go inside, it's too cold outside."

"Let's go too."

Chen Yu turned around and took Chen Yike for a few steps, and suddenly felt that the footsteps were a little sparse: "Huh? Where's the second child?"

"Second brother?" Chen Yike was stunned.

"Fuck! It's broken!"

Chen Yu reacted immediately, turned around and looked at it suddenly, his face immediately turned black to carbon.

I saw Chen Erke sticking his tongue to the iron door as expected...

"..."

"...Are you so stupid?!" Chen Yu roared: "The third child just finished dipping! You don't know the lesson?!"

"Hey!" Chen Erke calmly ambiguously said: "Hi belch, tell Rao San just to say hello to the crisp rope. (I know what the third child just said.)"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Kasu puff cut the door. (She said you can't lick the iron door)"

"What are you talking about?" Chen Yu stepped forward, wanting to slap Chen Erke to death.

"I don't care about you. (You don't need to worry about it)" Chen Erke said with sharp eyes: "It's like going around three times. (Let the third child drag me)"

"well."

Sighing deeply, Chen Yu walked into the gate of the kindergarten and shouted to the two kindergarten teachers who were walking away: "Teacher! Can you come back again?"

Two female preschool teachers: "???"

"I have another sister stuck."

Female preschool teacher: "..."

"Ask for help, don't you still have a glass of water?"

The two female preschool teachers looked at each other, neither knowing what to say.

After telling Chen Sanke to go back to class by himself, the two of them hurried back, seeing the miserable Chen Erke hurried forward, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and poured warm water on their tongues.

Chen Erke: "It's like going around three times! (Let the third child drag me!)"

"I'm really bothering you, I'm sorry." Chen Yu nodded and bowed awkwardly: "My two younger sisters are mentally retarded."

Chen Erke: "It's like three rounds!"

Chen Yike next to him scratched his head in pain: "What's so good about it? Crazy..."

After saying that, she looked at the iron door, blinked her eyes, and fell into a half-minute entanglement, and then couldn't help sticking out her tongue tentatively...

This scene happened to be seen by Chen Yu who turned his head...

"Okay." Chen Yu covered his face with his hands: "Actually, my three younger sisters are mentally retarded."

...

At the same time, Chen Sanke ran back to the classroom out of breath, looked at dozens of friends in the room, and clapped his hands excitedly.

"Papa papa!"

After attracting the attention of all the children, she gestured and said, "I tell you, don't lick the iron gate!"

"Why?" A little boy wiped his nose.

"Because... because once you lick it, your tongue will be stuck." Chen Sanke explained clumsily.

"Wow!"

"Amazing."

"Really?"

"why?"

The children's eyes lit up, and then they hurried out of the classroom one by one...

...

"What a disaster..."

Thirty minutes later, Chen Yu walked into the campus of No. 6 Middle School, recalling the way the two female preschool teachers were crying, with lingering fears in his heart.

"What's so good about it? Crazy?!"

Chen Yu cursed all the way until he saw the iron railings on the windows on the first floor of the teaching building...

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