Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 251 The Eighth Official Live Broadcast (Preface)

Standing up, Chen Yu took out a ruler from under the coffee table, slapped it on the exercise book, and said sternly, "Can I do my homework?"

"able."

"Do!"

"I...I..." Chen Sanke timidly glanced at Chen Yu: "I can do it with tools."

"What tool? Calculator?"

"Small cookies."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Buy me biscuits, I'm sure I'll be right!" Chen Sanke licked his lips: "Really."

"...Okay, you said it."

"Uh-huh."

Putting down the ruler, Chen Yu turned around decisively, put on his shoes, opened the security door and left.

Five minutes later, he entered the supermarket, grabbed a few items and they were still on the counter.

"Boss, pay for three bags of biscuits and two bottles of yogurt."

"Twenty-four dollars."

"Scan WeChat."

"here……"

After paying, Chen Yu took the snacks and took the elevator back home, threw the snacks on the sofa, and said with gritted teeth: "I bought it, will it be done now?"

"It's over!" Chen Sanke nodded again and again, happily opened the packaging bag, took out seven biscuits from it, and put them on the table: "Look, three biscuits plus four biscuits equal seven! So 3+ 4=7!"

As she spoke, she picked up a pencil and wrote 7 behind 3+4.

"That's right!" Chen Sanke cheered, "I didn't fool you, Grasshopper, did I? I told you, buy me...buy biscuits and I'll get the answer right."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Then four plus four equals... eight biscuits!"

"12+12=24 biscuits! Kachi, Kachi..."

While writing, Chen Sanke ate while happily swinging her short legs.

"14+14=..."

Two minutes later, she wiped the corners of her mouth and said, "Grasshopper, we don't have enough biscuits, so we can't figure it out."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu slowly raised his palm: "I think that in addition to counting biscuits, counting with slaps should also work. 14 slaps plus 14 slaps, how much is it?"

Chen Sanke shuddered, and hurriedly covered her cheeks: "Enough...enough, enough biscuits..."

It took twenty-six minutes.

The two-page math problem was finally "gnawed" with difficulty.

For the remaining simple Chinese questions, Chen Yu originally thought that Chen Sanke could finish it quietly by himself, but he didn't expect that the torture would be more intense.

"Brother, how do you do this question?"

"Grasshopper, you can't do this question..."

"What does this question mean?"

Chen Yu closed his eyes, rubbed his temples vigorously, took a deep breath, tried to calm down and said, "What did you learn in school?"

"Draw, sing, knead playdough."

"Doesn't the teacher teach Chinese questions?"

"Teach." Chen Sanke nodded, then shook his head: "I didn't learn."

"...Don't ask if you haven't learned?! I can't understand it. If you don't study in school, you go to a bad school? Poor grades, don't you feel a little bit guilty?"

"Your grades are worse than... than mine."

"Shut up!"

Chen Yu yelled, grabbed the language workbook, picked up the ruler on the coffee table, and pointed to the first question: "Write it quickly, I'm not a kindergarten teacher. If you make a mistake, I'll hit you."

"A grownup can't beat a child."

"The key is that I am also a child. Write!"

Chen Sanke pouted, clenched the pencil tightly, looked at the topic for a while, and scratched his head: "What do you mean by using 'xx' and 'like' in sentences?"

"Didn't you give an example earlier?" Chen Yu pointed the topic with a ruler: "My sister sings like an oriole. You can use who... like... to make sentences. For example, my brother runs as fast as a cheetah."

"Oh! My brother runs like a cheetah... How do you write a cheetah?"

"Don't copy mine, think for yourself."

"Um……"

Chen Sanke frowned, racking his brains to think.

After a long time, she saw a husky in the corner, and she had an idea: "Brother eats like a dog!"

"I..." Chen Yu suddenly raised the ruler and almost slapped Chen Sanke on the face. The swear words that blurted out also forced themselves to hold back.

"What?"

"...It's nothing." Chen Yu took the eraser and threw it on the notebook: "Change! This won't work."

"Then...can I change it to my sister eating as fast as a dog?"

"..."

Chen Yu was silent for a moment, then suddenly gave a thumbs up: "This is fine, definitely."

"Hey!" Chen Sanke happily erased the word "brother" and changed it to sister.

"I can't do it for the second question either. I can make sentences one by one."

"Look at the sample questions." Chen Yu knocked on the ruler: "It's school, and the students are returning to the class one by one. Change the scene."

"Um……"

Chen Sanke bit her index finger and thought for a while: "After get off work, dads are coming home one by one."

"..."

"May I?"

"Okay, it's even worse!"

...

A week later, Chen's father and Chen's mother finally had enough fun and went home.

Chen Sanke, who can also let go of Chen Yu, spent two precious days on Saturday and Sunday doing painting work in the castle library.

The artificial island under the floating castle was built faster than planned. In just half a month, the outline of the island has been completed. This stems from the official material assistance of various countries, which reduces the workload of seabed sand dredging.

The education system of Chaos Time and Space Academy has also been fully formed.

Dozens of disciplines including the Department of Physics, Department of Mathematics, Department of Mechatronics, Department of Medicine, Department of Biology, and Department of Electronic Technology have all been established.

But because there are too many subjects, it will be crowded if they are all "piled up" in the castle. After discussion, Chen Yu allocated most of the open space outside the castle. Especially the Forbidden Forest, which occupies a huge area, was half demolished by Hermione, and the space suddenly became much wider.

In the future, high-tech laboratories of various disciplines will be built in this area for teaching and research.

It is worth mentioning that with the help of the information collected by Xiao Taohong, Chen Yu eliminated 22 professors with bad problems and permanently blocked them.

The remaining more than 300 professors can all be determined to be "relatively" excellent people. Chen Yu also confidently gave them permission to enter and exit the first floor of the library.

Of course, it's just going in and out, it's still impossible to touch the books.

After all, ninety-nine percent of the books have not been painted over, so it is not convenient for everyone to take them casually.

If you want to borrow books, you can only submit a written application to Hermione, and you can only get it after the principal, Chen Yu, personally reviews it.

Chen Yu is extremely concerned about the progress of students.

Just think about it in your spare time, as a scumbag in high school, you have the opportunity to become the principal of many top students. The refreshing feeling from the inside out makes his scalp tingle.

Therefore, under Chen Yu's personal urging, the first global enrollment of Chaos Time and Space Academy officially started five days ago!

A total of 1,800 academic masters from 122 countries and regions were invited to come to the floating castle for exams and interviews one month later.

In order to enhance the sense of presence, 1,800 retro-designed parchment invitations were all stamped by Chen Yu himself.

Originally, he planned to sign it, but considering that the handwriting was not so "unfathomable", he regretted giving up.

In order to highlight the high standards of Chaos Time and Space Academy, it is planned to enroll only 80 of the 1,800 candidates.

Close to twenty-three to one! Those who can be selected are definitely dragons and phoenixes.

Thinking that one month later, eighty super geniuses would respectfully address themselves as the principal at the banquet...

Chen Yu felt that it was much more refreshing than playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms to gather Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang when he was a child...

"That……"

"Everything is on track."

Standing on the top of the astronomy tower of Hogwarts Castle, Chen Yu looked at the beautiful scenery of rolling white clouds below the island, and muttered to himself: "Wait for the official live broadcast of the eighth episode..."

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(Note: Can't think of it? I still have the order!)