Turns Out I’m A Big Cultivator

So...promoted?

The black bear spirit stared at the wild boar spirit in a daze, with his mouth wide open, wishing to stare out his own eyeballs.

The other monsters are not much better, dumbfounded, and become statues.

"This...I..."

The wild boar essence was also blank. After feeling unbelievably, he took a breath, "This cabbage actually contains Dao Yun! And my body has been baptized by the sky thunder, and the two are superimposed. , Naturally the breakthrough is distracted?"

"This, this, this..."

The Green Snake was so envious that he almost cried, "I had known that I would take the initiative to block the sky thunder. Who would have thought that there would be such great benefits!"

"I should have thought of it, I should have thought of it!"

The black bear kept shaking his head and sighed, "Master Daji recognizes the master, how can it be ordinary? People who help him will surely give you a good fortune, oooooo, missed it, I missed it. I am simply a pig!"

The wild boar suddenly stared, "You are a fart! Do you still want to be a pig? Next life."

...

Linxiandao Palace.

Countless disciples are rushing back from everywhere, and their faces are full of sadness.

The entire layout of the palace has also changed. There are white silks everywhere, and the sound of suona slowly floats out of it, accompanied by the sound of crying, drifting into the distance with the sad autumn wind.

Qin Manyun and the four Elders of Linxiandao Palace stood in the middle of the Great Hall, looking sadly at the coffin in the middle.

Inside are Yao Mengji's favorite clothes and some items, which can be regarded as a burial mound.

In front of the coffin, Qin Manyun was responsible for burning the paper, while the four Elders arranged for the disciples of Linxiandao Palace to offer incense one by one.

Qin Manyun wiped the corner of his eye and said sadly: "Master, go well all the way! Man Yun will definitely take your teachings to heart and let Linxian Dao Palace prosper forever."

At this time, a flash of light galloped from a distance, and the excitement of the owner of the light could be faintly felt.

"Linxian Taoist Palace is coming soon, wait for Man Yun and the others to see that I'm still alive, they may be surprised, hahaha..."

Thinking about it, Yao Mengji couldn't help but smile, "Huh? Why is Linxian Dao Palace so lively? Could it be that they knew I was not dead and were about to celebrate?"

Yao Mengji couldn't help speeding up.

The next moment, the expression on his face was dull.

Is this a funeral? Who is the funeral for?

"Palace Master, your death is so miserable, oooooooo, go all the way well."

"I heard that the palace lord died so badly that he was chopped into coke by thunder, and his bones were black!"

"What's more, I heard that the palace lord was blasted into scum, and he didn't even leave the body. That's why I used the clothes crown mound."

"Anyway, how can it be a miserable word, Palace Master, you can go with peace of mind..."

...

Yao Mengji's face was completely gloomy, and he almost gritted his teeth and shouted: "Qin Manyun, Zhou Dacheng, you all come out for me!"

This sound caused the original noisy Linxian Taoist Palace to fall into silence, and the cry stopped abruptly.

Everyone was stunned, and then raised their heads and looked towards the sky.

However, I saw that a shabby old man with shabby clothes and many black spots was floating in the air with an angry expression on his face.

This is... Palace Master?

Immediately afterwards, several escape lights flew out of the Great Hall, all with surprises.

"Master!?"

"Palace Master?!"

"Are you not dead?"

"You're dead! Did I ask you to do funerals? How long have I been away? Did you start this?" Yao Mengji was so angry that his beard and hair stood up, "You wish I died, right? ?"

In order to rush back, I didn't even change my clothes, nor did I dress myself up, just to tell them the good news for the first time. I didn't expect to see this scene.

If you didn't die, you would be mad at them!

Zhou Dacheng said: "Didn't you say that you are dead? You don't even let us collect the corpse."

"You, you!" Yao Mengji almost vomited blood, pointing at Zhou Dacheng with trembling fingers, his chest blocked in panic, "My Transcends Tribulation is not over yet, anyway, you are waiting to confirm that you are doing something!"

"Since we are all dead, we are also prepared in advance to be prepared."

"puff!"

Yao Mengji directly vomited blood this time, "Naughty animal, evil animal!"

"Okay, palace lord, you can't blame us for this. You are holding your own will. What can we do?" Elder chuckled, "This is a harmless thing, everyone just kidding, you are not dead It’s worth celebrating, let’s change the white silk to the red silk."

Yao Mengji snorted, "Huh, what to celebrate? It's not too late to celebrate when I die."

Zhou Dacheng opened the mouth and said: "You are so angry! Do you know how many tears you lied to me? I haven't cried for thousands of years. I'm old and precious!"

Three Elder also laughed loudly: "Cut, I'm the first boy's tears, more precious!"

Four Elder curiously asked: "Palace Master, quickly tell me, how did you survive such an amazing Heavenly Tribulation?"

"Master, the expert must have rescued him, right?" Qin Manyun said.

"Yes, it is the expert who made the shot!"

Yao Mengji smiled and nodded, "You can never imagine how an expert saved me."

His eyes were filled with unprecedented awe, and whenever he thought of the scene at that time, he was awed to the extreme.

After taking a deep breath, Yao Mengji said: "The expert made a divine object called a lightning rod! This object has no Spirit Power fluctuations. It looks like a mortal thing, but it has the effect of attracting lightning. The expert tied it to a pig demon and sucked up Heavenly Tribulation."

Elder was surprised: "Surely it is? Then this thing can definitely be said to be a heavenly nemesis!"

Zhou Dacheng smiled, "I believe in everything an expert does. His Realm is no longer what we can imagine."

Three Elder opened his mouth: "If so, the pig demon must be dead, right?"

"The most amazing thing is here!" Yao Mengji started almost tremblingly: "Although the pig demon has some injuries, it doesn't hurt his life! It seems that the lightning rod did not know how to use Heavenly. The power of Tribulation is weakened!"

"hiss--"

Everyone gasped at the same time, and their eyes were full of incredible expressions.

Qin Manyun said in a daze, "This, this is too incredible."

Even if you transfer Heavenly Tribulation, it can actually weaken Heavenly Tribulation? Where is Heavenly Dao?

"Hehe, what you see is only the surface." Yao Mengji shook his head, looked at the distant sky, and said with deep emotion: "You think about the mother and son saved by the master, and then think about it. An expert gave Lin Mufeng a broken arm!"

"The master seems to like to use the body of a mortal to do a lot of things that even a cultivator or even a fairy can't even think of! Only when I met him, I really understood what the Dao Zhijian is!"

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