Turns Out I’m A Big Cultivator

On this day, the sky is dim.

The entire performance venue was crowded with people, and the teams lining up to watch the theater surrounded the venue three floors inside and outside three floors. The crowd even crowded to the gate of the east city, blocking the entire city gate.

Some people simply gave up and chose to look at the Chenghuang Temple in Luoxian City. However, when they came to the Chenghuang Temple, they discovered that the place was also crowded with people, so crowded that there was no gap left.

Poor Old City God is maintaining order with a few of his subordinates.

He persuaded me in a loud voice, "Everyone, don't squeeze anymore, listen to me, this time the projection is made by the Houtu Empress herself. The projection is very, very big, just like the moon in the sky. You are in the Fallen City. You can see it anywhere, you don’t have to squeeze into my little temple."

From the crowd, there was a loud shout, "I don't believe it! Brothers, follow me in! Crush the Chenghuang Temple!"

Immediately, a group of people began to commotion in the crowd, "Go!"

However, this group of people quickly disappeared, because the imaginary script did not appear, the crowd quieted strangely, and even the eyes of everyone around them fell on them, staring at them with straight hair.

"Look at what I do? Charge in, speed!"

"Master Chenghuang, this is the person, he wants to squeeze the Chenghuang Temple!"

"And here, this person too."

"And him!"

Immediately, people from several places pointed out the screamer, and kept their distance with disgust, which made the group of people look embarrassed and fell into embarrassment for a while.

Chenghuang immediately waved his hand, "Come here, drag this group of people down."

The ghost chase who had been hiding in the dark soon showed up and led the group down.

Lao Chenghuang stood on the Chenghuang Temple with a smile, cupped hands and said: "Thank you, everyone, what I just said is true, and you can see it from anywhere in Luoxian City, no need to be crowded."

Everyone laughed back quickly.

"Master Chenghuang, we naturally believe in you."

"Hehe, that group of people is not a good thing at first sight. They are still thinking about squeezing the Chenghuang Temple. Don't be merciful, Lord Chenghuang."

"Naive! Just because he wants to provoke our relationship with Master Chenghuang? It's so easy to booze, when we are pigs?"

...

at the same time.

Those ghosts sent Hun and Po to the underworld with the group of people, and black and white impermanence has long been waiting here.

The ghost report reported: "Master Impermanence, this group of people is already alive and dead, but Hun and Po are still sealed in the flesh, acting like puppets. We inspected the corpses and found that there were mosquitoes around their necks. Traces of bites."

"I already know about this." Bai Wuchang nodded, his expression gloomy. "There are some similar phenomena in the city gods in some places. Who is calculating my underground palace?"Heiwuchang darkened his face, coldly said: "It's okay to calculate my underworld. They are here to do things now, which affects the mood of the masters. That's a dead end!"

Bai Wuchang said fortunately: "Fortunately, the expert has explained to us that we must establish a good relationship with the masses, and come to the masses from the masses. The reputation of the local city gods is also very good. Otherwise, it will be difficult to suppress the real rumors. "

"Listening to the expert's words is naturally beneficial and harmless." Hei Wuchang laughed, and then solemnly said: "Let people step up their inspections, especially near the city of Luoxian. The mosquitoes can't be let go!"

"Yes!"

Mortal.

Except for the people underneath and overseas, there are also countless shining lights in the sky, like a shooting star across the night sky, and the sizzling light keeps flashing.

Some people came by the clouds and the fog, others came by the wind with swords, and others were sitting in the spirit boat and parked in the air, leisurely and condescendingly admiring them.

As the first large-scale entertainment event in the world of cultivating immortals, and there are also high-quality immortals participating in performances, the popularity is naturally unimaginable. Even the old immortals who usually live in the caves and are not out of Closed Door Training come here.

Some enemies have not seen each other for thousands of years, but at this time it was an unexpected reunion.

In addition to humans, there is naturally no shortage of monsters.

At the east gate of Luoxian City, the green locust tree, which was as high as a person, had its torso slightly shaken, and then it continued to stretch and rise, and soon exceeded the height of ten meters. The branches of Luoxian City also supported a group of people from Luoxian City. The old man and the child looked around curiously with smiling faces.

Then the demons also came to join in the fun.

Next to the Great Demon King were two magic envoys, one on the left and one on the right, mixed in the crowd, crowding along the team.

A magic envoy looked around vigilantly, and then whispered: "Master Devil, do we have any plans this time?"

The Great Devil was taken aback for a moment, "What plan?"

"Plan to rule the human race!" The magic envoy beamed his eyes and said, "This opportunity is rare in a lifetime. If so many people can develop into a demon, then we will make a lot of money this time."

"Where are there so many plans? This time we are just watching the drama purely."

The big devil frowned slightly, looking a little unhappy, "Entertainment belongs to entertainment, work belongs to work, and scores are clear. Are you tired? And there are so many strong people here, I advise you to pay more attention to the hidden problems of own. After being discovered, I must have chosen to escape, and there is no way to save you."

At this moment, among the distant clouds, several figures suddenly emerged. At the same time, a majestic coercion poured down like a waterfall, mainly aimed at the group of people suspended in the sky.

The figures of Xiao Chengfeng, Ao Cheng, Ao Yun, Pei An and others slowly emerged in the air, with stern expressions on their faces, acting as the job of stabilizing law and order.

Xiao Chengfeng arched around and said cheerfully: "Everyone, the security of this annual meeting is the sole responsibility of my sword god Xiao Chengfeng. Please also give me the sword god a thin face, don't make trouble, someone If you have grievances, please retreat to a hundred thousand miles away to solve it, and within...kilometers, don’t hang in the air!"

Soon, the surrounding light disappeared one by one.

"Thank you, thank you everyone for your cooperation!" Xiao Chengfeng immediately felt proud of the spring breeze and his face was red. This is the highlight moment in his life. He continued: "If something happens, please call my name as soon as possible, please Look for it, there are three million sword immortals in the sky, and you need to lower your eyebrows when you see me, so is the sword god Xiao Chengfeng!"

In the front row of the audience, in the golden viewing position, Li Nianfan looked up at Xiao Chengfeng, who was blowing himself embarrassedly, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

On the side, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but smile and said, "This friend of Li Gongzi's is also interesting."

Li Nianfan said, "Being handsome, probably this is the characteristic of Jian Xiu."

The Jade Emperor continued to smile and said, "The Cultivation Base is also very good. It is fully capable of being the general of my heavenly palace."

Li Nianfan raised his brows slightly, "Your Majesty has already begun plotting the development of Heavenly Palace?"

"Be prepared for a rainy day. If you want to develop, recruiting talents is a must." The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "This person likes to be handsome and prestigious. In fact, it is also conducive to erecting the image of my heavenly palace."

Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor gratefully said to Li Nianfan: "Recently this time, thanks to Li Gongzi, it is really just like what you said. It has created a plump heavenly image for everyone. In just over a month, the name of Tiangong has been widely circulated, and the performance tonight has made everyone believe that the existence of Tiangong is not difficult!"

In the past month and a half, in addition to arranging the programs, Li Nianfan has naturally formulated other plans, the purpose of which is to plump the heaven in people's hearts. Only in this way will the impression be deep.

The first is the spread of some stories about the Tiangong. Under the vigorous propaganda of the Xia Dynasty, the stories of the Tiangong became well-known one by one, and the characters in the Tiangong became more and more full. Clouds and rain, and let mortals "just" find out in many places.

The wave after wave of operations is breathtaking. There are also those stories, some are fictitious, and some are adapted based on real events, but without exception, the compilations are fascinating, with beginnings and ends, and some even make the Jade Emperor distinguish the client. Nothing is true or false.

Li Nianfan smiled and said: "The image of erecting a heavenly palace is really important."

The Jade Emperor showed a serious face, and said firmly: "That's nature. What is the slogan of my heavenly palace, which is to raise my heavenly majesty and my face is gone. What's the meaning of being alive?"

But at this moment, intermittent conversations came from the mortals behind him——

"Why didn't this show start yet? I knew I brought my treasured "Baolian Lantern"."

"You also look at Baolian Lanterns? Chenxiang is really miserable. Grandma is the Jade Emperor, and my uncle is Erlang Shen. These two people are so powerful, but they both want to kill him."

"Yeah, these two people are too cold-blooded, they are inferior to animals!"

Someone on the side said, "I told you that the book "How the Jade Emperor Was Raised" is beautiful. It says that the Jade Emperor can only become the Jade Emperor after ninety-nine generations of good people. But in every life, Bedwetting until ten years old, hahaha..."

"Is there such a thing? As expected of the Jade Emperor, he has a deep bedwetting skill."

...

Li Nianfan stopped speaking, and the Jade Emperor fell silent.

The two looked at each other, the Jade Emperor coughed slightly, and waved his hands as usual: "Actually, I have a very good mentality, and I don't really value personal image. Fuyun, but Fuyun Er."

Li Nianfan approvingly responded, "Your Majesty is majestic, Your Majesty is open and bright."

"Wow!"

But at this moment, right in front, the stage made of crystals suddenly burst out with a dazzling brilliance.

Immediately afterwards, around the stage, the night pearls that were originally placed larger than human heads also emitted dazzling light, illuminating the four fields.

Everyone's heart jumped, looking forward to it, and watching intently.

In the underworld, there is a bead in front of Granny Meng, and what is shown inside is exactly the situation on the stage.

With solemn eyes, she smiled slightly at the corner of her mouth, raised her hand and pinched a magic formula, and then slightly pointed at the beads.

Suddenly, whenever there was a Chenghuang Temple, the Chenghuang felt a palpitating heart. Then, above the Chenghuang Temple, a huge hovering in the air, what was shown on the stage."Tuk tuk-"

The loud sound of conch shells came from the stage abruptly, inspiring, and with an inexplicable power, it instantly refreshed everyone who had been waiting for a long time.

The sound of conch has a certain inexplicable rhythm, which makes people more and more passionate.

Li Nianfan followed the rhythm in his heart and read silently, "Canghai laughed, and the tide was surging across the strait..."

The magnificent opening music can instantly arouse emotions and refresh your mind. Isn't this more fragrant than watching beautiful girls who are scratching their heads?

Accompanied by the music, various sea people began to appear on the stage. In addition to beautiful sea women, there are also many strong sea people holding steel forks to show their sense of power by dancing.

Although I watched it several times during the rehearsal, the Jade Emperor and the others still watched it with gusto. These programs... are so exciting. The masters are really versatile. There are too many places worth learning. Instead of being together, if not Without a strong psychological quality, a proper one will be ashamed to be autistic.

At this moment, regardless of location, wherever performances are being played, there is no sound. Everywhere in the city god temple, the people eating melons looked up blankly, opening the door to a new world.

The programs passed one by one, and Li Nianfan also watched it very seriously, admiring the fruits of his own labor.

Unknowingly, the eight programs went over one by one. When the performance was announced, everyone was awakening like a dream, and they all looked like they hadn't finished.

Undoubtedly, this annual meeting will definitely become the most colorful annual meeting in the history of mortals, and it will also be an enduring talk in the world of cultivators and even the world of immortals.

Just entered the state, is this the end?

Just when everyone's hearts felt empty, an extremely majestic female voice suddenly came from the void, "Weaver Girl, are you convicted of sin?"

Afterwards, the two lights formed a beam of light, which accurately shone somewhere in the crowd, like a spotlight, showing the figure of a man and a woman.

The live camera also turned, and it was fixed on the body of the man and the woman.

Just when everyone was at a loss, the sky was suddenly surging, and the wind was violent. There were phoenix and lunar singing, and thousands of birds worshiped. A golden shadow slowly appeared in the sky, unable to see his face, but a noble aura. It is rushing to the face, and people can't help but want to worship.

The Weaver Girl who appeared from Ziye's true color immediately knelt to the ground, "The Weaver Girl pays respects to the Queen Mother."

"Hmph, as a Fairy, you dare to fall in love with mortals and violate the rules of heaven. Your sin is unforgivable!" After she said, she raised her hand and immediately grabbed the Weaver Girl and headed towards the sky.

The Cowherd, who was transformed from orange clothes, immediately shouted sternly, "Weaver Girl!"

Li Nianfan commented in his heart, exaggerated, his expression was slightly exaggerated, and the S card was no longer available.

"Moo!"

But at this moment, a scalper suddenly rushed from a distance with tears in his eyes. This was the one who was beaten up and crying, "Cowboy, I am the cow you raised. I have been cultivated to become a demon, for Thank you, you ride up quickly, and I will take you to chase the Weaver Girl!"

Immediately, the Cowherd rode the bull, also soaring into the sky, catching up to the sky.

"A mere mortal, dare to chase it?" The Queen Mother sneered, took off her hairpin, and waved her hand. The magic power was immense. Under everyone's gaze, the hosta turned into a galaxy, while the power of Star twisted the sky. In the middle, two stars move at a speed visible to the naked eye, standing at the two ends of the galaxy, and the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd are trapped in the two stars respectively.

Transmogrify Star and raise the palm of your hand to Star. This wave of operation does not contain any performance elements. It is completely authentic. Not only Li Nianfan is dumbfounded, but mortals and many immortal cultivators are also dumbfounded.

In this wave, their minds only responded with one sentence: The stone hammer is broken, there really is a queen mother in this world, and the heaven really exists!

"If you violate the rules of heaven, I will use the Milky Way as the boundary today, trapping you here forever, and you will never see each other forever!"

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