Turns Out I’m A Big Cultivator

Hearing the words Chang'e, Li Nianfan became even more sure of the identity of the visitor.

This woman is naturally the protagonist of Chang'e flying to the moon, and her original name is Chang'e.

In fact, it is mentioned in "Journey to the West" that Chang'e refers to the female gods in the heavenly palace. It is not Chang'e who is molested by Zhu Bajie, but another one of the many Chang'e Fairy.

Li Nianfan smiled and said: "It turned out to be Fairy, like you, I dare not deceive your tears. I will be struck by lightning."

Chang'e pursed her mouth and said wittyly: "Sir Shengjun, don't say that. Chang'e is afraid of being struck by lightning."

She was teasing Li Nianfan's identity as a meritorious monarch.

"Hahaha, you depend on your appearance, and I depend on your talents."

Li Nianfan laughed, and then invited: "Chang'e Fairy, do you want to come up and have a drink?"

"The little girl is disrespectful."

Heng'e's skirt fluttered, following the wind to the top of the attic, sitting opposite Li Nianfan.

Li Nianfan looked at the Chang'e Fairy in front of him, slightly in a daze. With the big and round bright moon background, the real Moon Fairy sat in front of him.

Drinking with oneself is a different experience.

Li Nianfan took out the crystal cup and poured it for Chang'e, "Chang'e Fairy, please."

"Thank you Shengjun." Heng'e was bolder than Li Nianfan imagined. He raised the glass and drank all the wine in the glass.

After a glass of wine, her face suddenly became flushed.

Li Nianfan couldn't help but reminded: "Uh...Chang'e Fairy, my wine is relatively strong, so it's better to save some drinks."

Chang'e smiled and said: "Don't worry, Lord Shengjun, the little girl can still drink enough. Is it possible that I can't bear your good wine?"

"Hehe, naturally not, just drink it open." Li Nianfan smiled and waved his hand, looking at the two blushes on Chang'e's cheek, expressing some suspicion.

Soon, this suspicion was confirmed.

Probably because of the influence of Li Nianfan's poem, Chang'e's mood is not stable.

After the third cup of wine, Chang'e looked at Li Nianfan's eyes, and she was already drunk and confused, and smiled: "The saint's ability to compose stories really opened her eyes, and I was moved by the sight."

While talking, she picked up a booklet with the words Chang'e flying to the moon impressively printed on it. In this booklet, there are not only stories, but also pictures, similar to a comic book.

Li Nianfan's face was suddenly embarrassed, and he was rather embarrassed. This is because the person involved came to find his own theory.

He coughed lightly: "Ahem, it was also forced by the situation at the time, and I asked Chang'e Fairy not to take offense."

"I don't blame you, I have to thank you."

Chang'e blinked at Li Nianfan, but her original white face was now flushed, exhaled like blue, with a breath of wine, "This story is beautiful, it makes me known by the world, and even called by mortals. Fairy in the Moon Palace, receiving incense, made my Moon Palace no longer deserted."

"Chang'e Fairy likes it."

"Hehe, Li Gongzi knows why I married Da Yi in the first place?"

Chang'e said to herself: "In the beginning, human beings were first established and weak, living in the gap between the monster race and the witch race. Fortunately, the struggle between the witches is constant, so that humans can thrive..."

Li Nianfan didn't interrupt, he was also curious about the specific story that happened at the time, and listened quietly.

However, Chang'e suddenly stopped talking, picked up the jug, poured herself a glass again, and drank it, half lying on the table, as if she changed from a cold and refined Fairy to a drunkard Fairy.

"Later, Kuafu, a wizard of the Witch tribe, encountered Golden Crow's play, and was roasted to death. Da Yi, a member of the Witch tribe, was ready to avenge him. It happened that Dijun’s ten sons went out to play together. Baking the earth, making people unhappy."

Chang'e paused and continued: "The Human Race teamed up with the Witch and planned to shoot all ten Golden Crows. The Witches are in the same line and are inherently difficult to multiply. So they proposed the idea of ​​marrying with the Human Race, wanting to combine with the Human Race. Let more of the blood of the Witch family continue."

"At that time, in order to let the family break away from Sea of ​​Bitterness, my father, Emperor Yu, agreed, and even more to show his sincerity, he promised to grant me to Da Yi after shooting down the sun."

Chang'e's voice became lower and lower, her beautiful big eyes were slowly closed because of her slight drowsiness, leaving a long eyelashes on her eyeliner.

Even so, she didn't forget to pick up the jug drunk and continued to pour herself.

But Li Nianfan stopped him, "Chang'e Fairy, you are drunk, you can't drink anymore."

"Nonsense, I am massive, how can I be drunk?"

Heng'e's closed eyes abruptly opened, her eye sockets were red, seemingly signs of drunkenness, she twisted her body and grabbed the hip flask, "I can't bear to drink anymore? I've been lonely for so many years, it's rare to find someone who can talk. People, how can you do this? How about I dance for you."

"Don't, don't!"

"Puff!"

Before she finished her words, she lay down on the table, nothing happened, only the faint sound of sleeping.

"Huh... it's okay." Li Nianfan felt fortunate, if I was crazy about drinking, then I would be very busy here.

As far as Chang'e's life experience is concerned, she is actually very good. Her father, the emperor, established solar terms in the mortal world and divided the four seasons. The merits are not small, but she is one of the five emperors among the three emperors and five emperors.

Really speaking, few people really have the guts to molest Chang'e.

I just didn't expect... the famous Fairy is actually a drunkard, and the amount of alcohol is not good, and the wine is not good.

Li Nianfan looked at Heng'e, who was asleep, and suddenly felt embarrassed. I definitely can't let people sleep in the open air.

By the way, how many drinks did she drink?

Six cups, it seems, this is too easy to get drunk.

I remember a philosopher said that if a girl is not interesting to you, it means not getting drunk in a thousand cups, and if it is interesting to you, it means pour it on drinking.

Li Nianfan's eyes widened, staring at Chang'e's closed eyes, and calmly said: "Chang'e Fairy, Chang'e Fairy?" Li Nianfan tentatively called her several times, "I know you are not drunk, don't want to seduce me Dao heart, don’t pretend it."

no response.

On the contrary, Li Nianfan's face blushed.

"Fairy, Fairy wakes up." He tentatively reached out and stabbed Yan'e.

It seems to be completely drunk.

Li Nianfan licked his own lips, then stood up, stood in the attic and looked around. After making sure that no one around was paying attention to this place, he arched his cupped hands at Heng'e and said: "The situation is forced, offended."

He took a deep breath, stretched out his hand slowly, looking for a place to start for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth, hugged his waist, and then began to walk downstairs a little bit.

The good news is that Chang'e's body is very light, as if she has no weight, and she doesn't feel strenuous. The bad news is that her body is too soft, soft and flexible, and Li Nianfan doesn't even dare to use force, and because she is drunk, She instinctively hugged Li Nianfan.

"hiss--"

Li Nianfan took a cold breath, and finally took it downstairs carefully.

Just about to enter the room quietly, but when they heard a "squeak", Nun Nu and Ryuuji poked their heads out of the room next door curiously.

The three eyes met, and the scene fell into silence.

Long Er looked at Heng'e, her eyes widened and she covered her mouth and exclaimed, "Big Brother, you're broken!"

But... how did Li Nianfan feel a faint excitement in her voice.

Sure enough, at The next moment, she saw her eyes light up, expecting: "Do you want to help?"

The 囡囡 is more professional, thinking about it: "Do you need to silence your mouth?"

Li Nianfan's face was full of black lines, his face sank, and he said majesticly: "You two happened to be here, she will leave it to you, and... you are not allowed to watch TV for a month!"

At the same time, within Xihai.

Several flying fish spirits are running fast, piercing the sea from time to time, flapping their wings in the air and soaring. They quickly crossed thousands of miles to a hidden sea area, and then marched toward the depths of the seabed.

Entering a deep seabed cave, the black fish spirits turned into half-men and half-fishes, walked to the bottom, and met an old man.

This old man has long beard and hair, extremely thick, and the beard at the chin forms a long band, which is straight down, his face is thin, and there is a red dot on the front of his forehead. He is not angry and majestic.

Without opening his eyes, he asked calmly, "How about the Battle of the West Sea?"

One of the Feiyujing's throat rolled, and he trembled: "In return to the ancestors, Xihai... is defeated!"

The old man suddenly opened his eyes, frowned, and shouted, "What's the matter?"

Immediately, Fei Yujing said everything he had inquired about, and the more he listened, the deeper the old man's brows frowned.

"The Eucharist of Merit?"

He hurriedly raised his hand to pinch his fingers and deduced it, but it was a fog and chaos, and it was not a bit of news at all.

"The Jedi Tiantong suddenly stopped, the secrets of the sky were chaotic, and the variables were endless. This 80% is another calamity!"

The old man's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a flash of light on it, "My monster race has a great chance to re-emerge in this calamity! Is that octopus silly? What are you doing to attack others? I actually touched the Eucharist of Merit and broke my major event! I didn't die injustice!"

He pondered for a moment, and said in a low voice: "The palace is not simple, and I don't know what means is hidden. You can put it aside first. The first thing is that we should integrate the demon clan first."

The flying fish spirit said: "Old ancestors, the monster clan is not peaceful now. The Nanhai Dragon clan and the Qilin clan are relatively rampant and have considerable ambitions. There are also Phoenix and the nine-tailed sky fox, leading a large group of monsters, and they are also delusional. The strangest thing about integrating the monster clan is that even the dog clan has begun to integrate. The dog monsters gather together. I don’t know what the purpose is. I feel... the picture is very big!"

"Dog family?"

The old man smiled coldly, with a disdainful tone, "Hmph, after the catastrophe, all the great powers are dormant and unable to escape from the world. I really can't recognize myself. What kind of ghosts and snakes dare to come out and dominate?"

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