Turns Out I’m A Big Cultivator

"Whether it is a hair dryer or a spell, this is your opportunity."

The white dog has a deep voice, and persuades with all his heart, "We all know that you are good, you are a god among dogs, but...times have changed, and Da Hei is the new generation of dog kings. You can be admired by it, really. It's your good fortune!"

The snarling dog proudly said: "What about the dog king? I am a snarling dog, don't worry about this good fortune!"

"Don't be silly, can the snarling dog be eaten? Can the snarling dog have the smell of dog food?" The white dog shook his head, and the long dog hair shook with the swing of the dog's head.

After speaking, it took out a plastic dog basin and placed it on the ground, then took a handful of brown beans from the rich dog hair and placed it in the dog basin "cracking".

Then, as soon as he bowed his head, he put the dog's mouth in the dog basin and began to lick.

At the entrance of the pellet, its teeth began to chew, and its mouth closed one by one, very devoted.

"Huh, huh."

The crisp sound reverberates in this cave, which is especially pleasing to the ears.

The white dog is happy. While eating, his tail is wagging from side to side.

The snarling dog looked at it, froze on the spot, swallowed a mouthful of water, frowned and said, "You came here to show me you eat this stuff?"

Although I don't want to admit it, but I don't know why, I always feel that something has an inexplicable attraction to me.

"This is dog food, a gift from the dog king." The white dog licked the dog pot clean, smacked his mouth with aftertaste, and then said: "If you can please the dog king, this dog food can be used every day Some to eat."

"Oh, so what? I'm going to eat that stuff?"

The snarling dog smiled, shook his head, and showed a proud expression, "Dog food? What a vulgar name, you dogs, you have never seen the world, and were bought by this little dog food. It was not me showing off. , I want to let me taste Xianlu Qiongye, even flat peaches, I can have one every 100 years, this is the gap."

"Although I have never eaten flat peaches, if I choose between the two, I will still choose dog food, and your reaction is the same as before most dogs eat dog food."

The white dog paused, a tingling color flashed across his face, grabbed a small bit of dog food and handed it to the snarling dog, "Would you like to eat it?"

The snarling dog glanced at the dog food and hummed: "Since you are kindly invited, then I will try it reluctantly."

After the conversation, he took the dog food and put it into his mouth.

"Huh, huh."

Dog food is surprisingly crisp, but for dogs, it is just right and firm, and it feels very tangy when chewed, and the snarling dog's cheeks shake vigorously.

At the same time, as the dog food breaks in the mouth, a strong milk fragrance is released and fills the mouth instantly. After the milk fragrance, there is also a mixture of vegetables and meat. The various flavors blend together. But there is no conflict at all, and the deliciousness is just for the forehead.

The gurgling stopped abruptly.

The snarling dog was stupid, stayed, turned into a statue motionless, apparently dazzled by the delicious food, delicious to the explosion!But soon, his mouth chewed faster.

"Boom boom boom——"

The sound is continuous.

The next moment, accompanied by a "poof", his ears suddenly elongated, from human ears to dog ears, and they stood upright, and behind his buttocks, there was a fluffy tail suddenly rushing out, no The living swayed from side to side.

It's so delicious!

This... what kind of fairy delicacy is this, there is such a delicious thing in the world!

The most important thing is that in addition to its deliciousness, this dog food also contains a huge amount of Spiritual Qi. He can eat it with his knowledgeable knowledge. Whether it is the milk flavor or the vegetables used, it is definitely not a common product. , It is very likely Heaven and Earth Spiritual Roots!

Luxury, horror!

Is the food here so good?

The world view of the snarling dog has been refreshed, and his brain is booming. It turns out that there are gods such as dog food in the world. This is the gospel of my generation of dog people!

The white dog was not surprised to see the baptized soul of the snarling dog, but reminded: "This dog food is saved by the lion-haired dog clan, and you will have to return it to us in the future."

The Roaring Dog returned to reality, pretending to be profound: "This dog food is indeed not a common product, but I have also seen a lot of treasures than it at the beginning, and what identity my Roaring Dog is, but I have a master's dog! Just because of this, I want me to please another dog? My dignity won't agree!"

The white dog glanced at the snarling dog, shook the dog’s head and said: "This is just the lowest level dog food. It only uses a small amount of milk plus the residue and peel of the Spiritual Roots fairy fruit, and there is gold behind it. Firebee honey-flavored dog food."

The snarling dog exclaimed: "Golden Flame Bee honey-flavored dog food?"

"Well, there is pure Spiritual Roots fairy fruit dog food in the back."

"Pure Spiritual Roots fairy fruity dog ​​food?!"

"There is also a mixed Spiritual Roots fairy fruit flavour dog food, which is said to include flat peaches."

"Peach-flavored dog food??!!!"

The snarling dog's voice rose step by step, his eyes widened, and the dog's ears were erected and he could not let it down. The tail was the same, and he wanted to take off.

The saliva has dripped from his mouth, hanging into a long line.

"The reason why I came to you and asked you to eat dog food is that you share the same origin with me, and I want you to help us the Lion-hair dog clan."

The white dog spoke slowly, with a heavy tone, "In the dog mountain, there are too many dogs to please the dog king, and the level is even more strict. A lot of people can eat dog food. Like our lion-haired dog clan, they can only eat the lowest level. The most favored dogs are the Tibetan mastiff clan who can massage, the beautiful white wolf clan, and the very The pugs who can lick and flatter the most, they can eat pure Spiritual Roots fairy fruity dog ​​food!"

"What happened?!"

The snarling dog's face suddenly grimaced, and he said: "I didn't do it for dog food, but... as a member of the lion-haired dog, how can I watch that the lion-haired dog is weaker than other dogs? Your glory is incumbent on me! What about sacrificing own dignity?"

It paused and urged: "As a lion-haired dog, how can I please the dog king?"

"Our long hair is matched with the dance, and it's still a bit interesting, barely able to enter the dog king's eyes." As he said, the white dog twisted his butt to demonstrate.

"Oh? Is that true?" The Snarling Dog immediately turned into its original form and began to twist, the dog's hair flew, and he studied humbly.

The white dog hurriedly said: "You don't need to twist, you can be a hair-blower dog, maybe you can become the red dog next to the dog king, then don't forget us."

"Oh, yes." The snarling dog suddenly realized, "How to blow, what kind of force is needed? Cold wind or hot wind, and let me practice it. After all, I am a dog who pursues perfection."

...

Tiangong, the hall of the holy monarch of merit.

As Chang'e pushed the root of the last fried dough stick into her mouth with her fingers, she then sucked some of the last soy milk in the bowl into her mouth, declaring the perfect end of this breakfast.

Li Nianfan looked at Chang'e's bulging mouth and couldn't help but look at it twice, feeling strange.

Obviously it is a very indecent action, why does Chang'e make it feel pleasing to the eye?

Looks really important!

He smiled and said, "Are the two fairies still satisfied with this breakfast?"

Chang'e exclaimed from the bottom of her heart: "Satisfied, so satisfied, the delicacies made by Master Shengjun are really eye-opening, beyond imagination."

This breakfast is quite simple, it's just soy milk fritters, but it is more enjoyable than eating any big meal. As far as the degree of deliciousness is concerned, it has exceeded all the food they have eaten before. , Not to mention that it's not just delicious food.

It's too precious.

Lan'er stood up shyly, bowed and whispered, "I really appreciate the hospitality of Lord Shengjun."

Li Nianfan suddenly stared at Lan'er with scorching eyes, and said with a smile: "It's just a meal, don't be so polite, Lan'er Fairy, I ask myself that I am still an approachable person, you don't need to be so restrained, let go."

"me……"

Lan'er's face flushed with a sigh of relief, her head drooping, her body trembling, and it took a long time to squeeze out a few words, "I understand."

Li Nianfan couldn't help but smiled and shook his head, looking for the topic, "By the way, I saw Lan'er Fairy just came back. Has the matter been resolved?"

"No, no." Lan'er frowned slightly and shook his head. "The problem is a bit tricky. I want to invite someone to the mortal world with me."

It turned out to be back to find a helper.

Li Nianfan curiously asked, "It's so serious, what happened?"

Lan'er said concisely: "The plagues in the North River area of ​​the mortal are frequent, causing too many people to die. I was ordered to inspect it and found that the original Tiangong plague god was hiding there. It was a disaster that spread the plague indiscriminately, but I was alone. It's hard to stop."

"The God of Plague?" Li Nianfan raised his brow slightly, "Does this not follow the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Palace?"

Lan'er nodded, slightly bitter in his heart.

"It's not difficult to understand. After all, many gods joined the Heavenly Palace because they were forced to choose from the Conferred God List." Li Nianfan muttered to himself, and then said: "If this Plague God is really the one on the Conferred God List, the problem may be a bit tricky. NS."

Lan'er said: "He was the Great Emperor Fenghuang Vast Sky back then. He seldom showed up, and few people interacted with him. Lord Sage knows his details?"Li Nianfan said, "That's right, this person is named Lu Yue, and his strength is not generally high. Before he was enshrined, he was able to compare with many great abilities."

Lu Yue was the first disciple of the teaching, and he was the same generation as Zhao Gongming and San Xiao. He was best at plague spells. He helped King Zhou and spread the plague in the Zhou army, but even Jiang Ziya had a headache for the role, so he finally hired a helper. If Lu Yue was sent to the Cultivation Base, there should have been the Daluo Jinxian Realm during the time of the Conferred Gods.

This is the originator of the plague, verbally known as the first person to teach the cut, how can this kind of character be dealt with by Lan'er?

Li Nianfan couldn't help saying: "I think you should tell the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother about this."

"Prince Li, I have played against him. Although it is not an opponent, if I call another Taiyi Golden Immortal to be a helper, it should be enough to deal with it." Lan'er's tone was a little firm, and she said, "I don't think so. I need to trouble your Majesty and Niang."

"So..."

Li Nianfan gave Lan'er a surprised look. He didn't expect that besides being timid, Lan'er had another side. While hesitating, he saw a group of heavenly soldiers patrolling by the Tianhe, and immediately shouted: "Brothers, please stay. ."

None of the heavenly soldiers dared to neglect, they were still flying at will, and they immediately reorganized after hearing the words, their legs stood up and looked at Li Nianfan, and at the same time the cupped hands said respectfully: "I wonder what Lord Shengjun has to order?"

They saw Li Nianfan drinking and having fun in the attic, accompanied by Chang'e and Lan'er, and their hearts were immediately full of envy.

This is the winner in life. Where is it like us, who has to cruise the river hard, hey, the gap.

If you can have the skills of Lord Shengjun——

Snapped!

At the same time, they drew their own mouths in their hearts, and changed their words: Even if it is just a hairy skill on Lord Shengjun, it is a promising future, and it is enough to reach the peak of immortal life.

Li Nianfan asked, "Is the General of the Great Spirit God here?"

"If you return to the holy monarch, the giant spirit god general was sent to Chaos and went to patrol the world."

The so-called Chaos is actually the Universe that Li Nianfan is familiar with.

"Visit the world?" Li Nianfan was stunned, "Why would you send him out to tour the world?"

In fact, this is not a job with a technology content. It's just to see if there are any people or things happening on each planet. Normally, just send some idle immortals to go around, and let the giant spirit gods go out. .

And floating in the universe, it is inevitable to feel lonely and lonely, especially for the giant spirit god who likes Sahuan, it is definitely a torment.

"I don't know, we only know that after coming back yesterday, the Giant Spirit God General rushed to find the Jade Emperor, and then led the patroller out of life with his head downcast..."

Li Nianfan understands.

The giant spirit god went to participate in a copy of Taihua Daojun the first time he came back!

He can imagine the scene at that time.

Giant Spirit God: "Your Majesty, Taihua Daojun is not good, he doesn't know anything about the leader, he doesn't even understand the strategy, and there is no strategic deployment before the war. He only knows that he blindly rushes and almost caused a catastrophe. and also……"

What the Jade Emperor heard was: "Your Majesty, you are a pig, you are a stupid pig!"

Just being sent out to patrol the world is already a special kindness...

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