Turns Out I’m A Big Cultivator

"Boom—"

Accompanied by a twist of space.

Da Hei's ass first stuck his head out of the void.

This is like two folded spaces, invisible to each other, suddenly knocked apart by the big black ass.

Then, the ass twisted and began to squeeze, moving inward little by little.

In the end, a big hole was squeezed and fell in with everyone.

This is a space.

Compared with the previous two spaces, this third secret realm looks very ordinary, no different from a mountain village in Mortal Life.

Green trees, grass, and a few simple dirt roads intersect. In the center, there is a simple thatched shed with thatch as the roof and the clod as the wall. There is nothing else.

Here, Spiritual Qi is also very common. There are many figures moving between the mountains, forests and grasslands. They are small animals, not fairies, playing around. Wu You is carefree, very harmonious, just like mortals. The small villages are the same.

Vaguely, there seemed to be such a picture in front of everyone.

A group of children ran out of the thatched hut, playing around the forest, catching small animals, laughing endlessly, ordinary and cheerful.

Qin Chongshan's eyes showed emotion, as if he didn't want to break the tranquility here, he whispered: "This must be the deepest world in this great power."

Elder Yun sighed and said with a complex tone: "Born in the ordinary, with a heart toward the ordinary."

They are all touched, including Da Hei.

The road to the cultivator is difficult and dangerous, and every step must be taken. Even if Immortal Ascension succeeds, every time your heart is touched, you still need to escape into the mortal world and be born again.

When standing at a certain height and looking back, the softest place in my heart is the initial stage of being born in the end.

Da Hei thought of the scene when he was still an ordinary little milk dog, wagging his tail behind the owner, and thinking about it carefully, he was really happy. This is also the deepest memory in his heart.

If you are at the end of the road, you will build such a secret realm that belongs to your heart...

This is where I am most satisfied.

"Huh? Uncle Dog, look at the tree planted next to the hut!"

The eyes of the God of Cookery were abruptly fixed, and he let out a soft huh, and his face showed excitement.

It is a tree much higher than that of a thatched hut. The turquoise leaves are drooping and shining, like jade. When you look up, you can feel the fluctuations of the avenue, which contains extremely high content. Of the aura.

"A breath from chaos!"

Old Yun took a breath, his whole body trembled, his expression changed uncontrollably, and he exclaimed: "Chaotic Spiritual Roots, this is definitely Chaos Spiritual Roots!"

He smiled and danced, as if he hadn't seen a woman in decades, and suddenly saw a beautiful woman, a little forgetful.

Excited for a long time, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere on the court.

Um?

Why am I dancing alone?

This is a bit embarrassing and makes me look like a idiot.

After all, his Cultivation Base is the highest besides Uncle Dog, so his performance is too inconsistent with his identity.

Old Yun calmed down, pretending to be calm and said: "Bai Chen, why don't you jump?"

A question mark at Bai Chen's head, "Why should I jump?"

Mr. Yun said, "This is chaotic Spiritual Roots! It can create a Taoist body, help us understand the road one step closer, and it also means that we can cultivate talented younger generations, and the future is unlimited!"

"Are you not excited? Are you not excited?"

"Have you seen you before?!"

Mr. Yun was so excited that he had a third company."I have seen a lot of Chaos Spiritual Roots, and I have eaten a lot."

Bai Chen's complexion was calm, and he said: "This thing is just a fruit in the expert's place. I have also eaten gluttonous meat and Spiritual Roots to make stuffing and dumplings."

In short, I have seen the world, and you are not as poor as you.

He continued to the somewhat sluggish Lao Yun: "Lao Yun, I am not going to show off anything, but just stating a fact. I know you are very excited and you can continue. We will definitely not have anyone laugh at you."

Keep going!

I shouldn't have come!

Yun Lao's heart is very tired, and he feels that Own should wear a clown mask on his face.

"Looking at the appearance of the fruit, it is definitely the cocoa bean that the owner said is right!" Da Hei dog smiled on his face, happy to be able to help the owner.

On that tree, there are gray fruits that resemble pine nuts. They are not big in size and not many in number. There are more than a dozen in total on the tree.

After all, it is Chaos Spiritual Roots. The fruit is still very conservative. It is estimated that a fruit will take ten thousand years to calculate.

Chaos Spiritual Roots is not important to Da Hei, what is important is that this is definitely the cocoa bean the owner said!

"You can divide the fruit of the tree. I have to take this tree away and offer it to the owner."

"Thank you Uncle Dog." Everyone immediately began to act happily.

When everyone accepted the fruit, Da Hei did not put the fruit tree away for the first time, but on a whim, suddenly said: "You said, does the shape of this fruit look like the one over there?"

Everyone looked in the direction that Da Hei was pointing, and their faces suddenly appeared strange, and their hearts jumped wildly.

Here comes, the uncle Dog is about to start black again.

There, there was a group of white sheep grazing, and Da Hei pointed to the black poop at the feet of the white sheep.

"Uncle Dog, this, this..."

Qin Chongshan compared the cocoa beans in his hand, and had to admit, "It really looks a lot like..."

Da Hei smiled and said, "You can't let the people from Jiemeng come here for nothing, I have to prepare gifts."

It's a gift again!

Everyone had a tingling scalp.

Uncle Dog's gift, I can't afford it.

When everyone walked over, there was a strange smell immediately, making them nauseous, and when they thought of what Da Hei was about to do, their stomachs turned overwhelming.

"Ah! It smells like sheep, and it smells so bad."

"I can't do it anymore, vomit—"

"Eating this thing will kill you, right?"

"Cruel, too cruel!"

They were all shivering, and they kept telling themselves in their hearts that they would rather die than offend the dog. The consequences are terrible.

Bai Chen asked, "Uncle Dog, surely the people in the Jiemen League won't want it, right?"

Da Hei looked at the God of Cookery, "It's up to you! Didn't the master teach you that you can make anything into delicious food? Now it's time to test the results! If it doesn't work, put more cumin. ,deodorate."

When the God of Cookery thought that he wanted to make such a thing into delicious food for Heavenly Dao to eat, he felt shocked and bit his head and said, "The little god does his best."

After half an hour.

"Everyone, work harder, and the third stage treasure house is right in front of you!"

"I guess that there must be a treasure in the third stage treasure house, which is a hundred times more precious than the fountain of life!"

"Does this need to be said? I am looking forward to it."

"Hahaha, coming soon, coming soon, I can smell the scent of treasure again!"

The people in the Jiemeng were passionate, fighting each other under endless pressure.

Compared to before, their number has dropped a lot, and there are only less than a hundred people left.

Although the price paid is high, the results are gratifying.

As the Nishikage guard held the Shinto Thunder Slashing sword, the sky of the Third Stage treasure house was suddenly cut open, and everyone couldn't wait to file in.

Arrived, finally here!

With excitement and anticipation, everyone is waiting to see the treasures they dream of.

It's just that when he caught the eye, he was stunned on the spot.

How could anyone?

Zuo's eyes widened even more, wishing to stare Own's eyeballs out, thinking that he had hallucinations.

Why are they here? Why is this dog here? !

Too terrible, there is definitely a big horror!

She was terrified, without thinking, and being familiar with the road, she immediately shrank to the end of the line and became a little transparent.

"How did you get in?!" Xiyingwei also felt unbelievable, and immediately shouted.

At this time, Da Hei and the God of Cookery were standing under the cocoa bean tree, tinkering with something. As for the tree, there were ‘knotted’ small black-gray beans, round and exuding bursts of special fragrance.

"God! This tree is actually Chaos Spiritual Roots!"

"His--then the fruit on this tree is not a chaotic spirit fruit? It has grown so much, we are going to send it!"

"No wonder I saw those beans Bufan at a glance, and the breath on them is full of aura!"

"Bald dog, quickly remove your paws, don't defile the Chaos Spiritual Roots!"

"Get back quickly if you don't want to die, this is ours! Wow ha ha ha —"

The eyes of the crowd were fiery, and they swarmed toward the cocoa tree.

Qin Chongshan and the others looked at each other, their faces were weird, and they walked away silently.

"Don't be impulsive, everyone!"

Someone in the crowd yelled, and then said: "Chaos Spiritual Roots can be met but not sought. At such a special moment, this first bite should be tasted by Master Xiyingwei!"

"That's right, Lord Nishikage, please."

The West Shadow Guard smiled, stepped to the front of the crowd, and commented: "It seems that this Chaos Spiritual Roots is indeed Bufan, and it is old, otherwise, how could it be possible that the whole tree is covered with Chaos Spiritual Fruit?"

"However, this is a good thing!"

"Inviting kindly, then I'm not welcome!"

When he finished speaking, he raised his hand with a wave, and suddenly several fruits flew in front of own, then opened his mouth and inhaled, and began to taste it carefully.

"It's a chaotic spirit fruit, it contains a great atmosphere, and the taste is very good, the mouth is soft, the only drawback is that it is a bit sticky."

Xiyingwei gave everyone a tasting while eating, and he waved his hand, "You can also taste it."

Everyone immediately couldn't wait to rush over.

"Wow, it's delicious, I seem to have a beef flavor!"

"I have chicken flavor."

"I'm a bit spicy, it's really chaotic Spiritual Roots, and the fruits they produce can all taste different."

"This one I ate is a bit special, maybe it's broken, it's a bit smelly."

"Then don't waste it. This is a good thing. I feel that my bottleneck is a little loose."

"I need your reminder?"

Qin Chongshan and others watched the scene of everyone looting, especially this group of people still eating happily, and the praise continued...

Suddenly felt a surge of stomach and intestines, and a touch of sympathy arose in my heart.Eat shit still shouting delicious.

Is there anyone worse than them in the world?

It's just that their expressions fell in the eyes of the group of people in the Jiemeng with another meaning.

Suddenly became complacent.

"Hahaha, if you look at them, you can only watch us eat with eager eyes, it's so pitiful."

"Thanks to our timely entry, otherwise such precious fruits would be cheaper for them."

Suddenly, someone looked in one direction and said in surprise: "Huh? Look at the ground over there, why is there a chaotic spirit fruit falling there?"

"Silly hat, that's sheep shit!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone with their mouths full of fruits stopped their chewing movements in unison, staring at the sheep dung in the distance, their heads buzzing and dumbfounded.

"How can it look like this?"

"Because sheep shit is the raw material." Da Hei answered this question.

"Impossible! You lie! How can we not eat sheep shit, whether it is the taste or the Spiritual Qi contained in it, it is clearly a spiritual fruit!"

"Yeah! A mere dog can't lie to us!"

"It's watching us eat, jealous!"

Da Hei didn't speak, just winked at the God of Cookery.

The God of Cookery immediately understood, took a piece of sheep shit in front of everyone, soaked it in the pot, and then dipped it in the sauce and sprinkled it with cumin, "Beef flavor, does anyone want it? Make it now, taste it yourself, As many as you want."

"hiss--"

"I ate shit?"

"Do not!"

Everyone's face turned green in an instant, and they were directly transformed into a group of bitter gourds, and even the Magic power with their whole body began to lose control, with a tendency to run wild.

However, this is not over yet.

I saw, Da Hei casually swiped, and a picture appeared in front of him.

That is the picture of it urinating side by side with Qin Chongshan and others toward the pool water of the life spring.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Fake! It must not be true!"

"I drank dog urine and ate goat shit!"

"God, why are you so cruel?"

"No way, I feel my body is starting to stinks, vomit—"

"vomit--"

Everyone vomited on the spot one after another, wishing to dig out everything in their stomachs, spare no effort to give up their lives, one word is to vomit!

Many people flushed and vomited their own bile. Many of them were female cultivators. They were aloft and flamboyant. At this time, they were trembling all over, their complexion pale, their bodies trembling, teary eyes, wishing to kill themselves.

Their Dao heart collapsed, the one that could never be washed away, it collapsed completely and broke into pieces.

Nishikage was no exception. The smile on his face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years finally disappeared. His fat body was so vomiting that even greasy water overflowed, and he felt that he was stained from the inside out.

His face was twisted, and his throat squeezed out a voice with difficulty, "You are poisonous, you are poisonous... vomit!"

The left envoy, who had been hiding in the distance early in the morning, had a full view of everything, his body trembling, his body was weak, and his face was also scared and his heart convulsed.

It's terrible, it's terrifying!

Thanks to my own wit, I knew that this dog had been prudent and cautious all the time, so I managed to avoid the devastation.

She couldn't imagine what would happen if she experienced what happened to those people, she would definitely be crazy.

Just thinking about it makes people shudder and shudder.

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