Villain: My wish, the enemy gets double

The first to act was Angkor.

He was a tomb robber and knew the smuggling team very well, and even knew which one was a smuggling ship.

This time, the smuggling team is a smuggling team located in Lotus Village, Mohai City.

On weekdays, fishing for a living, covering people’s eyes and ears, if there is business, they will take over work.

Mainly responsible for transporting the smuggled goods to the high seas unconsciously, and then being picked up by others.

Therefore, Angkor disguised himself a little, pretended to be a tourist with a stomachache, came to the smuggling ship, and said with a painful face: “Alas~ ~ Ship owner, I have a stomachache, can I borrow your toilet to use?” ”

The boat owner was dark-skinned, smoking a cigarette, and frowning: “Isn’t it okay to find a place?” Look at the grass over there so high, don’t you go in and squat? ”

Looks very vigilant!

Angkor covered his stomach and pleaded, “No, I’m a person with a habit of cleanliness!” Boss, just ok, don’t you just go to the toilet? Back to you money, 10 bucks is not OK? Is 20 bucks OK? ”

The boat owner waved his hand impatiently: “Okay, all right, hurry up!” I don’t want the money, you will leave quickly after pulling, I am ready to go out to fish! ”

Angkor was overjoyed: “Thank you! Thank you so much! ”

Then, Angkor covered his stomach and went into the fishing boat’s toilet.

Then, a small device was taken out and installed in a hidden corner of the toilet.

“Dragon King! This time you don’t die and peel off your skin! Angkor sneered.

Then I actually went to the toilet once and acted very well.

After flushing the toilet, Angkor walked out of the toilet and thanked him repeatedly: “Thank you boss!” You are good people! Thank you…”

“No thanks!” The boat owner waved.

When I walked into the toilet, I was suddenly smoked by a stinky smell and turned green.

“Oh, it stinks! Stinks better than salted fish! This guy ate something and pulled such a stinky Xiang! Hurry up and ventilate, otherwise it will be bad to smoke tonight’s distinguished guests! ”

He opened the window and blew the wind.

After Angkor left the smuggling ship, he turned a circle and climbed to the mountainside, finding a place with a very good perspective and waiting quietly.

Soon after, ye Xingchen, the god of war, also came.

He also disguised himself as an ordinary tourist, covered his stomach and walked over, shouting in pain: “Boat owner, I have a stomachache and want to thin, can I borrow the toilet on your ship to use it?” Thanks! ”

The boat owner looked disgusted: “How can it be a again?” There is so much grass here, don’t you find a place to finish? ”

Ye Xingchen said bitterly, “No, I have a habit of cleanliness, and I can’t pull it out on the grass!” Boss, good line, I can’t hold back! Can I give you money? 20 blocks is not OK? 50 blocks is not OK? ”

The money is much more generous than Angkor!

To have money is to be willful!

The boat owner waved his hand helplessly: “Okay, hurry up, pull it up and leave!” ”

Ye Xingchen was overjoyed: “Thank you boss!” You are a good person! ”

Then he rushed into the ship’s toilet.

Then, he took out a small device from his arms and smiled triumphantly: “Just put this thing on, with a bang, Dragon King, you will not die and shed your skin!” Haha…”

“Let me see, where is it better to install it?”

“Hey hey! Got it! ”

“Hidden here, at the bottom of the wash basin, it shouldn’t be so easy to spot!”

Ye Xingchen squatted down triumphantly.

As I was about to put it on, the smile on my face gradually stiffened.

Because, he saw a small detonation device!

And, it’s the same one he has!

His heart was broken!

There are tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by!

Who the did this?

It’s scary!

What if it blows up when I go to the bathroom?

Flesh and blood and and urine fly together!

Autumn water is always colorful!

Just thinking about it makes me shudder!

Ye Xingchen thought about it and silently pasted the detonation device in his hand, and the two detonation devices were very close.

Then, I went to a large toilet and left as if running away.

“Boss, thank you! I wish you peace in your life! ”

The boat owner came to the toilet, and the stench coming from the toilet smoked him green again.

After a bout of vomiting: “, the people in this city really are, lazy people and pee!” Eat better than us, pull stinks better than we do! Next time, never let them come up again! ”

After Ye Xingchen escaped from the smuggling ship, he climbed to the middle of the mountain and waited silently.

Three hours passed.

At this time, it was late at night, and only the lights on the fishing boats were flickering.

Soon after, an ordinary sedan drove up and a man got out of the sedan.

Although, the other party is dressed in ordinary clothes and still wears a hat.

And it was dark, and it wasn’t very clear to see.

However, judging from the shape and movement of the other party, the two protagonists recognized at a glance that this person was the Dragon King Zhao Tian!

He really came here, ready to smuggle out of the country!

Ye Xingchen and Angkor became excited.

“The opportunity for revenge has arrived!”

At this moment, Dragon King Zhao Tian looked at the tattered fishing boat in front of him and was very dissatisfied.

“Is this the boat that picks me up?” It’s too tattered, can you change it? ”

He had never made such a broken ship in his life!

Especially the smell from the boat, the fishy smell of the fish is also mixed with the smell of feces and urine, which makes him very uncomfortable and has a feeling of wanting to throw up.

Just thinking about it, the result is really vomiting!

“Oh”

Spit it out!

Spit it all out!

The boat owner smiled bitterly, “Distinguished guest, I’m sorry!” Our boat, which is a fishing boat during the day, only picks up smuggling jobs at night, so the smell is really unpleasant! But only in this way can we hide our eyes and ears! You’re on your own! ”

“But your ship stinks too much, doesn’t it?” It was as if he had been fished out of a pit of dung…” The Dragon King’s face turned green and purple.

The boat owner smiled bitterly: “It turns out that it doesn’t stink so much!” Mainly today came two tourists, and there was a large number in my toilet, so it was…”

“Vomit ~~” The Dragon King vomited again.

“Forget it, I won’t say it!” The boat owner closed his mouth.

After spitting it out, the Dragon King got on the boat with a pale face, waved his hand, and said, “Hurry up, don’t delay the time!” ”

“All right, your honor!”

The smuggling boat slowly drove out.