What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Senior Brother Dan is fooling around again, it's really amazing!"

"Nonsense, senior brother Dan is the chief disciple of the alchemy room, and one of the top ten disciples, how can he not be amazing?!"

"Brother Dan's understanding of Dao should be rare among contemporary disciples, right?"

"It must be so..."

"Brother Dan, when will you talk to us about the Dao..."

The disciples onlookers were extremely supportive, and most of them even kept talking about the Dao, and even begged Dan Chengzi to preach!

Moreover, even the three of them who are digging out the spirit stones don't feel annoyed at all. On the contrary, they feel suddenly enlightened, and they even keep saying that they hope to listen to the Dao...

Seeing this, Lin Fan was even more dazed.

What the hell! ?

When did Fatty Dan point directly to the avenue? Just this guy who is incomparably a chicken thief, can he still preach to others?

He clearly saw through Qi Zixiao's tricks, so he specially set up a poker game to collect money, right? !

"But... how about this guy who is a chicken thief?"

"Just played a wave of cards with Qi Zixiao, and he has already started to imitate the example, and even turned the alchemy room into a casino."

"It's a pity...it's still too young!"

Suddenly, Lin Fan was heartbroken.

"If you let me do this..."

Just when Lin Fan was thinking about how to give advice to Dan Chengzi, a contemporary disciple led a group of people bluffing towards him, yelling loudly.

"You really are still fighting?!"

"Brothers and sisters!"

The disciple let out a mournful cry, turned around, and bowed to a group of disciples in the same attire behind him, with an extremely aggrieved expression.

"The alchemy room doesn't think about doing its job well, it's addicted to playthings and can't extricate itself, even when my junior brother came to receive our monthly pill from Zizhufeng, they actually told me to leave, don't disturb them..."

"Junior brother, I reasoned with them, and they even beat me up!"

"Senior brother and sister, you must make the decision for Ma Teng!!!"

Ma Teng?

Lin Fan was startled, and after looking carefully, he realized that this person was not the one he had imagined. Then he calmed down, and walked to an inconspicuous corner without any trace, ready to eat melons.

No……

Not ready.

This guy really took out an unknown spirit melon from the storage bag, and gnawed on it.

...

Ma Teng yelled loudly and loudly.

However... no one paid him any attention at all!

The disciples of the alchemy room, whether they stretch their necks at their posts to watch people play mahjong, or they are already playing in person.

Who cares what you say?

"It makes no sense!"

When a group of disciples from Zizhu Peak saw this, they were instantly furious: "You alchemists are so obsessed with useless playthings that you don't even care about your own responsibilities. It's really unreasonable!"

"Who is on duty today? Is it easy to bully us at Zizhu Peak? Hurry up and give us an explanation!"

"That's right, didn't you see our senior brother Li Fu, the chief of Zizhu Peak, come in person? Why don't you let Dan Chengzi come out?!"

"..."

Still no one cares.

Dan Chengzi?

Excited to play mahjong!

Standing in front of the Zizhu Peak disciples, Li Fu, who was the best looking, narrowed his eyes slightly, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared.

"It's so daring!"

"I, Li Fu, came personally, and you all ignored me. Today, I want to seek justice for our Purple Bamboo Peak!"

"Purple Bamboo Peak disciples obey orders!!!"

"The disciple is here!"

Many Purple Bamboo Peak disciples responded one after another...

However, no one paid any attention to them!

This is so embarrassing.

Can you disciples of the alchemy room give some feedback? !

We were already making such a fuss, and we even gathered our disciples to prepare to do it, but you didn't even have the slightest reaction?

Is it just that you look down on us or why, just ignore us? !

Li Fu couldn't help laughing angrily.

"Find out all the disciples in the alchemy room for me! If anyone dares to stop them, beat them together!"

Li Fu was really upset.

Their Purple Bamboo Peak can be regarded as a top-ranked mountain in the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, but because they all like to retreat, so the news is relatively closed, and naturally they don't know what happened in the past two days.

But what happened is not the problem, the problem is that you guys despise us so much, this is too much!

Therefore, under Li Fu's order, hundreds of Purple Bamboo Peak disciples rushed out in an instant and took people in the alchemy room!

Many alchemy room disciples were so fascinated by the fight that they were immediately taken away.

The other disciples also reacted, and they were all astonished.

"presumptuous!"

Dan Chengzi was also angry when he saw this. He had shielded his spiritual sense and true essence and was playing mahjong honestly, but he was kidnapped in a blink of an eye? !

boom!

His true essence erupted in an instant, and the power of the Nascent Soul swept across...

However, the other party is also a Nascent Soul, or two people!

This is embarrassing.

Dan Chengzi directly turned into a face like a pig's liver.

After all, the disciples in their alchemy room are not good at fighting, and their cultivation bases are generally low, so it's really not enough to fight against Zizhufeng.

But who did they persuade in the alchemy room?

In the entire Holy Land of Zifu, how many disciples will fall out with the alchemy room?

Isn't that uncomfortable?

What's more, among the disciples in their alchemy room, who doesn't have a few other peak disciples who have made good friends? As long as you take out some pills, no one will help you!

At this moment, Dan Chengzi wanted to ask for help.

However……

Before he could open his mouth, he yelled angrily, but it was like thunder, blowing everyone's minds into a daze.

"You guys are so presumptuous!"

"Why don't you let me down soon?!"

Originally sitting at Dan Chengzi's table, the 'senior brother' on the right got up furiously: "You really want to be beaten, don't you?!"

"Who are you?"

Li Fu looked at it coldly: "What does Zizhu Peak do with you?"

"What does it have to do with me?"

The senior brother sneered: "It's against you, disturbing me to understand the Dao, even if you Master Zizhu come here today, I will clean up all of you!"

"you?!"

Everyone was stunned.

Even Daoist Zizhu beat him together? That is the master of Zizhu Peak, one of the top ten disciples of the previous generation...

"Who is this brother, so crazy?"

"I don't know. Speaking of which, this senior brother is really unfamiliar."

"But no matter who he is, he is so arrogant, and the chief of Zizhu Peak is here, I'm afraid he will have to suffer some hardships."

In Lin Fan's ears, many melon-eating disciples whispered.

Lin Fan also became interested.

This disciple is indeed very arrogant...to the point of outrageous madness.

Who is Zizhu Daoist today, that is, the envoy of Zizhu Peak? One of the top ten disciples of the previous generation, and the senior brother of the current Holy Master, he is also a big brother who has entered Sendai!

Even the Holy Son would not dare to be so crazy!

Why is he so crazy?

Either they have real skills, or they are crazy.

But where does he look crazy?

Lin Fan raised his gaze, wanting to test the disciple's cultivation, but found that he couldn't see through it!

"Can't see through?!"

"Is there a way to hide your cultivation, or... is your cultivation higher than Qi Zixiao's?!"

He is more interested.

He even picked up the sky-gazing mirror without any trace, injected a trace of real energy, and lightly shined on the disciple.

The function of the "demon mirror" is one of the most inconspicuous functions of the sky-gazing mirror...

Then……

In the mirror, the disciple's appearance changed instantly. After a while, where is there any arrogant disciple?

It was clearly a sloppy old man jumping around!

"Wine five?!"

Well!

Lin Fan gritted his teeth: "It turned out to be this person pretending, no wonder... This is a good show."

When Lin Fan confirmed Jiu Wu's identity, Li Fu was furious and ordered his disciples to take him down.

However……

Jiu Wuyi's cultivation base is extraordinary and holy, especially if only a few disciples can win it?

In the astonished eyes of everyone, the disciple of Jiu Wu's incarnation is like a god of war alive, so strong that there is no bounds, no one can stop him wherever he goes!

Between the seemingly simple three punches and two kicks, all Zizhu Peak disciples, including Li Fu, couldn't even catch a single move. They screamed, clutched their buttocks, and were kicked out of the alchemy room by Jiu Wu... …

It was really kicked out!

And it's one kick at a time, all kicks in the ass!

This scene made many melon-eating disciples instantly silent and stunned, and Lin Fan couldn't help wiping away cold sweat...

However, after doing all this, Jiu Wu was still not satisfied, and shouted cursingly: "If you dare to disturb me again, I will make you all lie on the bed and can't get out..."

Outside the alchemy room, Li Fu and other Zizhu Peak disciples screamed, but they didn't even dare to fart, and fled in desperation.

What a shame! ! !

The chief of Zizhu Peak, with a group of elite disciples, was beaten by an unknown disciple!

Who has the face to stay any longer?

clamor?

Is it not enough to be ashamed?

Lin Fan: "..."

Well!

This is very wine five!

This old man is very playful, and he is addicted to alcohol. At first glance, he seems to be a master of 'do not do business', but he is very talented, and he has been lawless since he was a child...

As for today's kind of thing, it seems to be extremely proficient, I'm afraid I don't know how many times I have done it!

Lin Fan thought to himself.

At this moment, Jiu Wu was also very depressed.

Realize the Dao?

Playing mahjong with disciples like Dan Chengzi, he can realize the great way of fart!

But... it's fun!

So when Jiu Wu heard the news, he pretended to be an ordinary disciple and mingled with Dan Chengzi's table, only to find that it was more fun than he imagined!

Up to now, he has lost hundreds of thousands of spirit stones, and this time he felt that he could win, but in the end, Dan Chengzi still won.

Just about to win it back, the f*ck Dan Chengzi was kidnapped?

It's worth it! ?

Just kicking them flying is light!

"Hmph! A chicken and a dog, dare to disturb Lao Tzu's enlightenment!"

He clapped his hands, pouted for a while, and when he was about to go back, he glanced at where Lin Fan was.

Lin Fan blinked, nodded slightly, and said via voice transmission: "Uncle Fifth."

The disciple Jiu Wu pretended to froze: "Recognized??"

He glanced at the sky-gazing mirror on Lin Fan's waist: "This thing... I really can't hide it."

But after thinking about it, Jiu Wu became excited again.

Dan Chengzi is so powerful, wouldn't Qi Zixiao know more?

If I just pull her over to play mahjong, I will definitely learn faster. At that time... I will call the Holy Lord and others, and I will kill all directions, and win all the things I want but can't get, wouldn't it be beautiful? !

Thinking of this, Jiu Wu's eyes lit up instantly, looking at Qi Zixiao...

This must be pulling me to play mahjong!

Qi Zixiao's heart tightened, and he even took the initiative to say: "Junior Brother Dan, let me ask you to practice some pills~"

This guy muttered secretly.

I am a majestic saint now, and I came to make elixirs for cultivation or something. Unless you show your real body, you can't let me waste my cultivation, and pull me to play mahjong with you, right?