What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Our saint finally did the right thing... Bah, what is the right thing? I haven't got my driver's license yet, alas!"

Lin Fan shook his head for a while, but didn't realize that Qi Zixiao's title had changed again.

From a tiger girl, she became... our saint.

Isn't that our family?

Why do you still want to get married?

This question, Lin Fan actually avoided it before, and didn't want to think about this topic, because it's so motherly, it feels uncomfortable to think about it.

Especially considering that I have to travel through...

are you crazy? !

If Qi Zixiao got married or something, would he still have to help her husband and raise her children? !

But he knew too little about the world of cultivating immortals before, and he couldn't see any hope of rising, even if he didn't want to, there was nothing he could do.

Now?

Although he is still a trumpet and a rookie in cultivating immortals, at least he can see a slight chance of rising.

Having a chance to rise means... Hehehe~!

The corner of the guy's mouth curled up.

Don't say anything else, just go to this big G, we have to work hard to turn that tiger girl into our saint!

What?

What if an accident occurs during this process? !

The guy started grinding his teeth.

"There will be no accidents, and all accidents will be wiped out invisible!"

...

After entering the house, the first thing Lin Fan did was to run to the small courtyard to check the situation.

What he saw completely shocked him.

"This... what the hell?! It grows so fast?!"

Grow too fast!

Before I went to the world of cultivating immortals last time, these herbs were only about one foot high, but now? It must be one meter high!

They are basically at this height, and they are so green that it makes you panic. You can tell that the quality is very good at first glance!

But... Lin Fan was not very happy about this change.

"Isn't that right?"

"Elixir is not about growing tall and big!"

He frowned slightly.

Although I don't have much experience and understanding of the cultivation of elixir, I also know that it is definitely not the elixir that grows big.

For example, the elixir seen on the medicine peak, even if they can't be named, but the growth level of the people seems to be normal, and there is no problem!

The body shape does not change much normally, but the quality has undergone earth-shaking changes!

But the ones I plant now...

"It seems that the quality has improved a bit, but overall, the improvement in 'quality' is not that big, but the 'quantity' has increased by an unknown number of times. What's the matter?"

simply put.

The real elixir should be to absorb spiritual energy and complete a "qualitative" leap and transformation.

But growing these by myself has only completed a leap in 'body size' so far! It's almost like changing a species.

So for now, with this medicinal effect, can it make Lingqi pills or Dali pills?

have no idea!

"If it grows a few more days, wouldn't it be possible to grow outside the yard?"

Lin Fan couldn't help feeling a little worried.

The fence of the yard is only about two meters high. If it continues to grow like this, the size will increase wildly, but it will be too easy to attract attention!

This means that the floors in this area are not high, otherwise, I'm afraid it would have been discovered long ago.

"..., let's pay attention to it again, and ask Dan Chengzi next time, wondering if I made a mistake somewhere."

"Also, it should be almost ready to start building the greenhouse, right?"

In today's era, as long as the money is in place, there is no project that cannot be started immediately!

"Unfortunately, there are still too few fake spirit stones. To build such a large-scale spirit-gathering array, it will cost at least hundreds or thousands of yuan, right?"

"The speed of tens of dollars in six days..."

What to do?

Lin Fan frowned and began to ponder.

All over the country, even going to places like 'Lo Mein' to buy?

It is possible, but it is troublesome, very troublesome.

And if you buy more, you will definitely attract attention!

"Well, let's discuss it with our saint, maybe she has some ideas..."

After shaking his head for a while, Lin Fan was going to go into the house to order something to eat.

However, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Something always feels wrong."

"That's right! Bird!"

A few times before, there were many birds in the courtyard, and they also helped to eat insects, but this time, there was no such scene.

It's not that there are no birds, but only one left!

And this one is standing on a herb right now, tilting its neck, looking at Lin Fan.

Its size has not increased, but it is obviously very 'smart'. Originally, it should be a kingfisher, but now it is still a kingfisher, but with a bunch of 'dumb hairs' on its head.

And the coat color is much brighter than that of ordinary kingfishers.

Just at this time, a bird was attracted and wanted to land in the small courtyard, but the 'Dark Hair' shot up into the sky instantly, and beat the other party until it screamed and fled.

And it calmly returned to its original position, and continued to look at Lin Fan.

"So, this guy just drove all the other birds away?"

"Looking at this, I'm afraid it has mutated or something?"

"You can't become a 'spirit beast', can you?"

He thought it was unlikely.

The herbs I planted didn't turn into elixir, so why can birds always turn into spirit beasts?

"Can you hear me?"

Dai Mao tilted his neck and looked at Lin Fan.

"..."

"This is my place!"

Dumb: "..."

"You can't mess around!"

Dumb: "..."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Sure enough, I was thinking too much, how could I become a spirit beast?"

"However, this guy has been in my yard all the time. I'm afraid it's possible...I said that bird, let me give you a name."

"From now on, you'll be called Dumb."

"Twitter!!"

However, as soon as the words came out, Daimao immediately twittered and exploded!

Lin Fan was speechless: "..."

Then, he spoke again: "Stupid hair?"

"Twitter!!!"

This time, Dai Mao not only exploded his hair, but even flapped his wings frantically.

"Is it really a spirit beast?!"

Lin Fan blinked.

"Are you still pretending to be me?"

"Twitter!"

Daimao raised his head proudly, and the bunch of damao on his head fluttered in the wind.

"Well, don't pretend, I don't know how much you can understand, but it's best if you can understand the words."

"As for you, you became a spirit beast in my territory. I don't care what method you used, but remember, from now on, you are my pet!"

"Twitter!"

Daimao exploded again, and even rushed towards Lin Fan directly.

high speed!

It completely surpassed the speed of ordinary flying birds, like an arrow leaving the string.

"Oh shit?"

Lin Fan was startled, but with his backhand, a ball appeared in the palm of his hand, and he pressed towards it.

Peng! ! !

The next moment, Daimao spun and flew out, hit the wall, and then slowly slid down...

"Dare to devour the Lord?"

Lin Fan folded his arms and smiled.

After the slippery hair fell, he stood tremblingly by the wall, and when he looked at Lin Fan again, the 'bird' was dumbfounded!

It only knows that its current self is already invincible among 'same creatures', but who has ever seen this kind of 'human being'?

I feel so much stronger than myself wow!

How does it know that it is just the result of a preliminary transformation of its body after it has just opened up some spiritual intelligence after being nourished by spiritual energy?

Not to mention monsters and spirit beasts, people don't want to recognize this kind of genus at all, at most it's just a little monster who has touched the threshold.

Divided by the realm of a cultivator, it is probably the early stage of Qi training.

In the early stage of Qi training, fighting against those in the foundation building stage, it would be hell if you can beat it.

"Now you have two choices. One, if you leave here, I don't want to kill you, but I will never come here again, or I will stew you."

"Second, you are my pet, you can stay here every day, but you have to look after the yard for me!"

Lin Fan was moved.

Whether it is him or Qi Zixiao, it is impossible to squat in the yard all the time. Although monitoring is useful, if someone really wants to cause trouble, at most it is to know who did it afterwards. If it is destroyed, what is the use of knowing afterwards?

But... If there is a dull hair here all the time, then you can feel more at ease.

Not only can it drive away other birds, even if people come, Lin Fan estimated that most people would not be the opponents of Dumao.

At least, if this thing is flying at full speed now, taking a peck will not be crushed by the power of an arrow.

"Twitter!"

Dumbao was timid, and kept nodding, but he didn't fly away.

leave?

How could it leave now.

If you can't beat it again and again, you can only send it to others.

What, proud?

Come on, it's not a descendant of the Phoenix or the Queen of the Suzaku, it's just a little kingfisher, knowing that staying here is of great benefit to him, how can he leave?

"That's good. From now on, I'll leave the job of looking after the home to you. If you do well, you will be rewarded a lot!"

"..."

Daimao tilted his head again, is there a reward? What are you looking for?

Lin Fan already had an idea in his heart.

How about, let's go get a set of demon cultivation skills or something, and let Daimao try it?

"But with its current intelligence, it probably won't be able to learn it."

"However, there is always nothing wrong with trying."

...

The next two days were relatively easy.

While paying attention to the situation in the yard, Lin Fan continued to beat Daimao. At the same time, he also paid attention to the construction of the greenhouse.

The "vegetable greenhouse" is used!

That's because Lin Fan asked for a fully modern one that can automatically control temperature and water, so he had to take a little time to build it, otherwise, it could be completed in a week at most.

But even so, it is said that it can be done within half a month.

He even faintly revealed a piece of news to Lin Fan.

The completion speed of Party A depends on the payment time of Party B~

Isn't it just money?

Lin Fan said there was nothing wrong with it.

Directly let them speed up the construction period, but before the next crossing, it must be impossible...

Fortunately, there are not enough fake spirit stones anyway, so there is no need to rush.

...

At the same time, Lin Fan also went to the driving school twice when he was free.

However, he was a little confused when he was practicing the car.

because……

The attitude of the coach is really great! So good that Lin Fan didn't believe that this guy was a driving school instructor!

Of course, when it comes to practicing driving, it actually means getting familiar with it.

Lin Fan didn't have a driver's license, but he had learned a little bit, so as long as he was familiar with it, it would be fine to pick it up again.

Busy busy, time travel again, here we go.