What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Fatty!"

The referee roared: "What a good thing you did?!"

"Forehead……"

Fatty Dan had an innocent face, and spread his hands: "You also know that I am the chief disciple of the alchemy room in the Holy Land of Zifu, and my best skill is alchemy."

"As an alchemist, I rely on the pills I carry with me to win. This is reasonable and normal, right?"

The referee's face turned blue, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes. His throat kept retching, and even tears came down: "..."

He was shocked to find that even blocking his sense of smell didn't work!

Divine consciousness is so fucking stinky!

Not only that, but also hot eyes! ! !

"And, Lord Referee, look, this guy has fainted and is unable to fight anymore, why don't you declare me the winner?"

I win your uncle! ! !

The referee cursed in his heart.

If it weren't for me being a referee, and the Three Holy City prohibits private fighting, I would definitely beat you to death!

But, in fact, Fatty Dan really won!

At this moment, Thunder Dog was completely stunned, rolled his eyes, and even foamed at the mouth.

In this case, he obviously has no strength to fight anymore, as long as he can break through the defense, he can be killed. Can Fatty Dan break through the defense?

It must be possible, so there is really no need to continue.

The referee announced with a dark face: "Dan Chengzi wins!"

Fatty Dan suddenly smiled.

"Fatty!"

At this moment, the referee didn't dare to show his consciousness anymore, and could only endure the stench, and said angrily: "Get the antidote quickly, or I will be at odds with you!"

"But, Lord Referee, this is an accidental injury, an accidental injury!"

"I give..."

Fatty Dan is not a fool, and it is not good for him to provoke the referee, so he immediately took out an 'air freshening pill' to help him solve the problem.

At the same time, he waved for the Black Blood Toad.

suck~~~~

Taking a deep breath, a large piece of green stench was sucked into the belly of the black blood toad, and then, it showed an extremely satisfied look.

"tasty."

The referee's face twitched: "..."

He almost collapsed!

This stupid-looking fat man is so disgusting, and the spirit beast is so disgusting? !

I believe your evil!

That is to say, after getting the elixir, he would not be able to feel the horrible stench, otherwise, he would definitely not be able to help but yell.

But even so, every time he thinks of the horrible smell, he is horrified, and he doesn't want to 'try' a second time in his life.

Thunderhound?

Naturally, this product doesn't have this kind of treatment.

Even those fellow disciples of the Holy Land of Nine Dragons dare not approach Thunder Dog...

Who dares to get close to this?

I'm afraid I'm going to be smoked to death!

In the end, it was the referee who knocked Thunder Dog off the ring.

...

at the same time.

The 'battle' between Dan Chengzi and Thunder Dog is also talked about by a large number of spectators.

"This Dan Chengzi..."

"What kind of elixir is that? It's so evil!"

"It's as if the stench is so strong that Thunder Dog stinks almost to death!"

"The referee who was accidentally injured couldn't help but shoot, how smelly is that green mist?!"

"Poor Thunder Dog, he is a dog, and his sense of smell is extremely keen. Normally, this is his advantage, allowing him to predict the enemy's opportunities, but he never thought that at this moment..."

...

The fight is still going on.

But the battle of the Saintess Squad was completely over.

"Set up a stall."

Qi Zixiao said lightly: "There is no need to watch the rest of today's competition. The real strong men have not met together, so don't worry about it."

"Yes, Your Highness."

When it comes to setting up a stall, several people are very excited.

However……

At this moment, Jianzi Qiu Mobai also noticed this scene!

When he was about to trouble Dan Chengzi, he found that Lin Fan had disappeared, and he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

At this moment, if he went to find trouble by himself, he must bring many fellow students with him.

So here comes the problem, if Lin Fan is there, he can't beat him, and he can't admit that he was raped by Lin Fan... so what should we do?

Lin Fan is not here now?

It's the best time to find one-way troubles. If you don't go now, when will you wait? !

...

Not long.

Fatty Dan had just set up the booth when he saw a large group of people coming out of the corner of his eye, and he couldn't help grinning: "What kind of medicine do you want?"

"snort!"

Qiu Mobai snorted coldly, but he didn't talk to Dan Chengzi, but came directly to Qi Zixiao not far away, and looked at each other coldly.

"You Zifu Holy Land has really taught some good disciples! Everyone looks like a person in the way of the devil, which is disgusting!"

When he spoke, his voice was not low, and it immediately attracted the attention of many people.

Qi Zixiao raised her beautiful eyes slightly.

She naturally knew what Qiu Mobai said for, but at this moment, can she show that she knows?

That must mean that I don't know!

Therefore, he looked at it indifferently: "Going to the holy land of Zifu is naturally different, but the hat of a person in the devil's way must not be buckled indiscriminately."

"Otherwise, I, Qi Zixiao, don't mind suppressing you."

"You still don't admit it?!"

Qiu Mobai's voice was even colder: "You, a member of Zifu, clearly lack strength, but you refuse to accept defeat!"

"In order to win, we will do whatever we can to invite evil heretics to interfere with the contestants..."

"With such despicable, shameless and indecent means to win, and the evidence is solid, you, Qi Zixiao, are you going to cover it up?!"

"Is there such a thing?"

Qi Zixiao frowned slightly, then looked at Dan Chengzi, Shen Suanzi and the others, and said, "This time, under the watchful eyes of everyone, I, Qi Zixiao, will naturally not shield anyone."

"If the facts are as you said, that person should be dealt with by you!"

"Hmph, then hand it over to someone!"

Qiu Mobai was a little dazed.

Things are so simple and smooth? He didn't quite believe it, but he couldn't say much at the moment, so he could only ask Qi Zixiao to hand it over.

"Not urgent."

Qi Zixiao replied: "Let me find out what happened first."

"You... who did it?"

"???"

Fatty Dan jumped out immediately, and cupped his hands: "Your Highness, you know me well, this is definitely not what I, Dan Chengzi, did."

"If I make a move, the other party must be full of stench, and no one dares to approach!"

What about you? ? ? ?

Qiu Mobai suddenly became angry, and if he took a step forward, he was about to curse.

However……

"Um……"

Qi Zixiao nodded, interrupted Qiu Mobai's words that were already on his lips, and looked at the fortune teller again.

"Your Highness, you know me well."

The fortune teller answered the sentence as if by accident, and then said: "If I make a move... then the unlucky ones are not only the opponent, but even his family's ancestral grave... may not be able to keep it~!"

"As the saying goes, one fate, two luck and three geomantic omens, this luck and geomantic omen largely come from ancestral graves..."

The corner of Qi Zixiao's mouth twitched: "..."

talent! ! !

This cooperation is perfect!

She wanted to laugh in her heart, but she had to maintain a paralyzed expression and looked at Lu Ming again.

"Your Highness!"

Lu Ming cupped his hands: "You know me well."

"If I make a move, I will kill decisively, kill everything, cut grass and roots, and leave no future trouble!"

"Dare to ask Jianzi, is the person you mentioned dead?"

Qiu Mobai was about to vomit, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Qi Zixiao waving: "No hurry, listen to what other people have to say."

His eyes swept to Fan Jianqiang...

"Your Highness, you know me well."

Fan Qiangqiang looked extremely 'honest and honest': "If I make a move, the other party must still be drunk until now. It's not for nothing that I dare not fly for 30,000 yuan!"

"Whoever doubts that I shot it, let him drink three bowls and try it."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

His eyes moved again, looking at Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining.

"Your Highness, you know us well!"

"If we make a move, we will definitely not give them time to pass on the news, which will cause a lot of trouble..."

Qi Zixiao was about to burst out laughing in his heart, but on the surface he had to keep his face paralyzed, and it was extremely uncomfortable to hold back.

He could only stare and forcefully hold back a smile: "Hmm..."

She nodded: "I can see it."

"All of you are 'possessing unique skills'!"

"Jianzi." She glanced at Qiu Mobai in a blink of an eye: "You heard it too, I'm afraid... they didn't make the move."

"Did you find the wrong person?"

"It makes no sense!"

Qiu Mobai scolded angrily: "Dan Chengzi, it was you who colluded with the evil heretics. I didn't notice it for a while, so I fell into your way. As a result, I missed the time of the competition and was picked up by you to win."

"How dare you quibble?!"

"nonsense."

Fatty Dan knew it well, but how could he admit it?

and……

Here lies the problem, colluding with demons and heretics?

When did I, Fatty Dan, collude with demons and heretics? Nonsense isn't it? Even if I colluded, it was colluding with my brother, hehe, real man.

Have a fart relationship with evil heretics?

It can't be that my family haha, the real person is a demon heretic, right?

There is absolutely no such possibility!

Therefore, this guy is very tough when he speaks!

"Don't think that as a swordsman, you can turn a deer into a horse and turn black and white!"

"As one of the top ten disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, is it possible that I am still afraid of you?! I don't know what I did, and I wasted time, so I came here to make a fuss, saying that I colluded with evil spirits and heretics to harm you?!"

"joke!"

Fatty Dan poked his neck: "It is said that I have colluded with evil heretics, so tell me, which evil heretics am I colluding with?"

"You still say that the evidence is solid, so you show the evidence?!"

"..."

Qiu Mobai frowned, he was naturally very upset to be scolded by Dan Chengzi in the Nascent Soul stage, but the other party had a point.

evidence!

I have a fart proof? !

All of this was speculation, although I was 100% sure in my heart that this guy had colluded with Lin Fan to get him buried, and even robbed him of the Cloud Piercer sword and all his treasures, but in fact, there was really no evidence!

"However... as a cultivator, sometimes the evidence can be obtained from another angle."

"good!"

At this moment, there are more and more melon-eating monks around, and many people are even pointing, and they don't know what to communicate through the sound transmission of spiritual consciousness.

Qiu Mobai didn't dare to tell the truth, it would be too embarrassing.

Therefore, he said in a cold voice: "Since you said that you have never colluded with demons and heretics, I am not aggressive, but how dare you swear an oath to prove that you have never colluded with demons and heretics to frame me?!"