What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Did this guy's parents see Zhou Na?

How can that work! ! !

How am I worse than Zhou Na? !

snort!

Lin Zixiao felt aggrieved in his heart, and at the same time, he was grinding his teeth.

What kind of girlfriend are you looking for? ! Am I not fragrant enough? What? I fell in love with him? Are you jealous? Fart, at most it's just a little bit of goodwill.

Then why do you say that? Want to refuse to find a girlfriend?

Nonsense isn't it? I still need to use this body. If I find a girlfriend, wait for a while, and when I cross over, will it be his girlfriend or this saint's girlfriend?

If it was the saint who controlled his body when he got married, then during the bridal chamber... Hey! ! !

no! Absolutely not!

Therefore, this saint has a very good reason to help this guy 'fabricate' a girlfriend, and it is the kind that is unparalleled in the world, so that parents will stop thinking about finding a girlfriend and urging marriage!

Well... That's it, that's right!

Qi Shengnv said that she is not a fool? In the current situation, that guy's parents are obviously going to urge the marriage!

Must refuse~!

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"beautiful as godness?"

However, to Lin Zixiao's surprise, after hearing her description and description, my mother's first reaction was not to be happy, but to doubt.

"You won't lie to us, will you?"

"Who? Call to let us see?"

"···"

Lin Zixiao was speechless for a moment.

How to answer this?

I stand in front of you, when do you think I look like before?

Something is wrong!

"She is a cultivator and is in retreat."

Hearing this, the old man suddenly nodded and said: "That's not bad, dragon matches dragon, phoenix matches phoenix, the son of a mouse can make holes."

"You are a cultivator. It is reasonable and normal to find a girlfriend who is a cultivator."

"But... I always feel that a woman who is too beautiful is unreliable."

"I heard you say that you are as beautiful as a fairy... There is always something wrong in my heart, why don't we find an ordinary one, and give birth to a baby for us to hug as soon as possible while we can still move?"

Lin Zixiao: "..."

Why did you get rejected before you even met?

A woman who is too beautiful is unreliable?

Is it my fault for being pretty?

She was speechless for a while, at this moment, she really didn't know what to say.

The most terrible thing is that my mother kept nodding from the side: "It makes sense, a woman who is too beautiful is indeed unreliable."

"Isn't there a saying that is good? The more beautiful the woman, the more deceitful..."

"Isn't that a TV series line?" Lin Zixiao said weakly.

At the same time, she wanted to cry but had no tears.

Why was this rejected before we met?

Besides, I never lied to that guy!

If it really comes to a certain day in the future, if we meet, just my appearance, won't these two elders be frightened?

If pretty women are unreliable...

Then don’t I mean that I’ve been full of lies, and I’ve never told a single truth since I was born, so I’ve already become the “ancestor of deceitful people”?

But the fact is really not like this~!

Lin Zixiao was anxious, but she didn't know what to say, and she was extremely anxious. I don’t know why, but suddenly I’m afraid that I’ll meet again one day, and I’ll be disgusted: I’m too beautiful, I’m unreliable, I’m sorry, let’s change to a more ordinary one...

If so...

How about I become a little uglier when we have a chance to meet each other in the future?

She remained silent, but she was seriously thinking about the feasibility of this question in her heart.

well!

It doesn't seem to work either.

If you only saw one side, you would pretend to be ugly, but if you really wanted to be with that guy, how could you only see one side? Play ugly every time we meet? This is obviously not good.

Besides, isn't this too fast? I thought they were here to urge me to get married, to find a partner, etc., but it turned out that they were here to urge me to have a baby? !

Lin Zixiao was speechless.

"···"

My mother didn't say anything more, her eyes were fixed on Lin Zixiao, and she said quietly: "Do you really have a girlfriend?"

"have!"

"A cultivator?"

"Um!"

"In retreat?"

"yes."

"How long will it take to get out?"

"This...is not good."

Quick question and answer game, I don't know when, it has already started~!

"When will it be brought for us to see?"

"After you leave the customs?"

Well, a white lie~~~ Lin Zixiao secretly muttered in his heart, although we are not retreating, we can't make it through now.

When will there be a chance, goodbye, other than that, there seems to be no other way?

"That won't work, you have to give us a deadline."

Mom folded her arms and was unhappy: "We all know about it, and we have read that encyclopedia."

"Just me and your father, we can live to be a hundred, five, six, seven, or eighty years old at most. For you cultivators, a retreat may last for many years."

"We can't wait until we are dead and she hasn't left the customs yet?"

"You have to give an exact time, so that the two of us can hug our grandson, right?"

"this···"

Lin Zixiao said helplessly: "But you also know that this cultivator is in seclusion, and no one can say when he will be able to leave the seclusion."

Meet?

She really couldn't give an exact time.

No one can say for sure about the future development, especially there must be a big secret between himself and Lin Fan. If this big secret is not solved, I'm afraid...

It's as difficult as climbing the sky!

"Why don't we be obedient, you two should break up."

My mother suddenly grabbed Lin Zixiao's hands, and said anxiously, "I don't want to miss my daughter-in-law on the day I die."

"Why don't you break up and find a new girlfriend? I think the heroic girl just now is fine. If you're embarrassed, let me tell you?"

"I think she is very interesting to you. If I go to say something, there will be no problem. She will agree in all likelihood."

Lin Zixiao: "..."

"Absolutely not!"

Resolute attitude, tough rejection.

In desperation, Lin Zixiao could only give a definite answer: "I promise!"

"Before the two of you grow old, I will definitely let you hold your grandson, right?"

Hold a grandson?

Pooh!

I don't want to have a son with that guy, even if I owe him a lot of favors, I can't just promise him with my body!

Although I have a little crush on him, but not to this point, okay?

snort!

Say yes to that guy, and after the problem between me and that guy is resolved, after we stop interpenetrating, whoever will that guy have a baby with!

That's it!

Well, that's it, it's not that the saint is jealous or something!

"That's about the same."

Mom smiled: "But it's still the same sentence, as soon as possible!"

"The sooner the better."

Lin Zixiao can only smile...

lie?

This time, we didn't lie~

Although I don't know when I can let the deity meet them, and I don't know if more than a hundred years is enough, but...

If more than a hundred years is not enough, then it will be more than a thousand years, or just a few thousand years? !

Take the old man to the fairy road!

"Dad, Mom!"

She opened her mouth suddenly, her eyes were burning, and the second elder saw it, and said seriously: "What's the matter?"

"I'll take you to cultivate immortality!"

"us?"

The second elder was a little surprised: "Is it okay?"

"At this age..."

"Sure!"

no? If you can't do it, you have to do it, otherwise, won't you be lying to me? Is it too slow to learn by yourself? Then pass on the skills and experience of cultivating immortals with the brand of a gentleman!

Be sure to let these two set foot on the fairy road, and at least have a lifespan of several thousand years!

In this way, I did not lie to them~

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evening.

The teaching is over.

The two elders lived in a spare dormitory, and practiced by the way... and thanks to Lin Zixiao's help, they have already started.

The exercises are not particularly powerful, but they are not bad either.

It is a kind of cultivation method of Zhongzheng and peace, which is well-regulated and stable. The advantage is that one step at a time, the advancement will not be too fast, but it is very 'stable'.

For middle-aged people who have no foundation, it is undoubtedly the most suitable to practice this kind of exercises.

After a few weeks of luck...

Knowing that haste makes waste, the two elders stopped their cultivation and stood up on the bed, watching the sunset gradually being swallowed up by the sea level.

Dad quietly lit a cigarette, and took an epic puff.

"Don't tell me, after becoming a cultivator, the feeling of smoking is different."

"Smoked less."

Mom rolled her eyes, and then... sighed deeply.

"What are you sighing for?"

"You do not understand?"

Dad was taken aback for a moment, then fell silent.

"This cub, it seems that we are going to make us wait for a long time~"

"well!"

They don't understand what is called the Lifetime series...

However, according to current understanding and Lin Zixiao's words, can we hug our grandson before we both grow old? !

If you don't practice immortality, you have a lifespan of more than two hundred years, so it's hard to wait.

After cultivating immortality, the higher the cultivation level, the longer the life span, and the longer the time to grow old...

Doesn't this mean that the time to see his daughter-in-law and grandson has been extended indefinitely?

It just doesn't make sense.

The old man stubbed out the cigarette and stomped on it: "I think it is necessary to let Le Zai'er know the danger of the human heart!"

"you mean???"

"Let's go back!"

"And then three days of fishing, two days of drying the net, cultivating immortals? Just take your time, and even destroy yourself altogether!"

"In this way, the life essence will not be so long?"

"···"

"It seems to make sense!"

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The old man left.

He flew overnight by helicopter.

Lin Zixiao naturally knew about it, but she didn't show her face and didn't stop her.

Embarrassing!

Although they have met and talked a lot, with the two elders by their side, there will always be embarrassment, and it will not stop.

go back?

In fact, it's pretty good. Anyway, they have taught them how to cultivate immortals and related exercises, and there are residents' happy life guards in their hometown, so nothing will happen.

"Oh~~~"

She smiled helplessly: "Let me know that people's hearts are sinister..."

"These two elders are too..."

Immediately, she gritted her teeth and said to herself: "It's all because of that guy, he's so good, why do you need a handle?!"

Wouldn't it be fine if there wasn't this handle?

"Hmph, this time we must have a good talk with that guy!"