What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"ah!"

Qi Zixiao screamed for a short time, and even stretched out his hand to hold it down: "Don't look at it!!!"

However, a problem arises.

She held down, covered, or blocked Qi Zi Fan's range, but because Qi Zi Fan was lying on the bed at the moment, and Qi Zixiao was sitting on the head of the bed...

Turning around like this, pressing it down, directly leads to Qi Zixiao's chest, which is right in front of Qi Zi Fan, and the distance is...very close!

very close!

Qi Zixiao is angry, I'm talking to you, but you ignore me? !

I've been blocked by you, and you still ignore me? !

Looking down, I found the problem.

"You bastard!"

She was anxious and angry, she held Qi Zi Fan's chest with one hand, covered her own with the other, and glared...

"What's wrong?"

Qi Zi Fan blinked, his face full of innocence: "I didn't do anything."

"What haven't you done yet?!"

"Who told you to watch it?!"

Qi Zixiao bared his teeth and claws, full of anger.

"What's there?"

Qi Zi Fan spread his hands and said speechlessly: "I don't think I can do it anymore? Besides, I'm still wearing clothes..."

"That's not OK!"

Qi Zixiao stared: "Just don't look at it! It's up to you? This is my body!"

"Huh~..."

Qi Zi Fan curled his lips when he heard the words, and let out a gasp in disgust: "Who cares about it, you are stingy!"

Small... stingy? !

Qi Zixiao only felt that there was a clang in his forehead, as if someone was beating drums and gongs in his mind, and he was extremely depressed.

Your eyes are staring straight, and you still call me stingy? !

"Is not it?"

Qi Zi Fan's face was full of innocence: "I see myself, you don't even allow it, isn't it too domineering?"

your own body?

Still stressed? !

These words made Qi Zixiao laugh angrily: "I'm just domineering, what's wrong?!"

"See if I'm not finished with you!"

"..."

"If you don't look at it, don't look at it."

The guy rolled his eyes, stood up leisurely, and leaned close to Qi Zixiao's ear, the distance was very close: "The big deal is to let you see it back, what do you want to see?"

"Do you want to see me now, or me on Earth?"

"or···"

"Dog thief!!!"

Qi Zixiao flew up and directly pressed Qi Zi Fan under him, gnashing his teeth...

After a while.

Amid Qi Zi Fan's begging for mercy, Qi Zixiao finally stopped in satisfaction.

It's true that Qi Zi Fan likes to tease Qi Zixiao, but he also understands a word - enough is enough, teasing when you have nothing to do on weekdays will help to enhance the relationship.

There is a saying that is good, men are not bad, but women don't love them.

Otherwise, why do those little girls like 'thugs'? The most ridiculous thing is that more and more young girls like scumbags instead of honest people.

Even if he knows that two people chasing him, one is a scumbag and the other is an honest person, he will still choose the scumbag.

What kind of world is this?

Unbelievable, right? Especially for gay men...

But women really like scumbags!

It's not that Qi Zi Fan wants to turn into a scumbag, but there is some truth in the saying that men are not bad and women don't love, so...

Cough, cough, driving and flirting in moderation, nothing wrong.

Don't you resist even if you don't see Qi Zixiao?

However, the four words, too much is too much, enough is enough, these four words are easy to say, but it is not so easy to really grasp the scale.

However, at this moment, Qi Zi Fan is also a little curious and confused...

Therefore, this fellow slandered: "This is very strange, isn't it?"

"Obviously I was just looking at it casually just now. I was wearing clothes, but I couldn't see anything... She reacted so badly."

"But when I was riding on me, don't even look at it, she sneaked a few times before I knew it, but she didn't react that much..."

"Cough cough cough."

"A woman is indeed a very strange creature."

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"What are you thinking again?!"

Seeing that Qi Zi Fan didn't speak, Qi Zixiao's complexion gradually darkened.

"Huh? No, nothing."

"What did you say just now?! Swallowing the Devil Art and using the body as a seed, right? This, that...emmm..."

Can it be practiced, and what kind of changes will there be after it is practiced?

Qi Zi Fan couldn't tell either.

In fact, he also had some doubts in his heart.

Because the Tet girl is getting close!

The realm before Xiantai, Qi training, foundation building, Jindan, Yuanying, distraction, emptiness refining, tribulation crossing, Mahayana...

This realm is quite different from the Shrouding the Sky Trilogy.

But Xiantai can match against Zhetian.

What does this mean?

Qi Zi Fan didn't know, but he knew that he even wanted to arrest the author with green hair and question him...

So, why can't there be a great emperor in the world of cultivating immortals?

Qi Zi Fan thought for a while: "If according to Zhe Tian's statement, there can only be one great emperor in a lifetime, but the world of cultivating immortals has not had a great emperor for millions of years."

"What is this scenario?"

"Is the origin of the world damaged?"

With the body as the seed, can Mo Daolin be promoted to the Great Emperor? Hard to say!

What's more, whether he can practice successfully is a big question. If he can't practice, let alone the emperor...

Don't count yourself as thankful for practicing yourself to death.

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at the same time.

In a hidden place in the world of cultivating immortals, there are colorful and illusory figures sitting or standing. Everyone can't see their faces clearly, and they are very mysterious.

"The matter of Beidou has been brought to light..."

Someone spoke, the voice was hoarse but piercing, and those who listened felt hairy.

"Sooner or later, why worry about it?"

Another person refuted, saying that there was no basis for it, and the rest of the people heard the words, and they also opened their mouths to express their opinions.

"The exposure of Beidou is indeed nothing to be afraid of, but the other six holy places are ready, and we have to waste more effort."

"It's just a waste of energy."

"Continue to accumulate strength!"

"Millions of years..."

"I've waited until now, and it's time to break out, break the shackles, and hit a higher realm!"

"There is a lack of heaven and earth..."

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Tai One Holy Land.

Jiang Yi stood on a mountain peak for a full two days. Obviously, the changes in the Purple Mansion made it difficult for him to calm down.

At this moment, he left the mountain with a calm face, as if nothing had happened, but in his heart, there was a little anxiety.

"Years of preparation, in vain."

"Who is behind the scenes...?"

"Could it be that the rest of the Holy Lands discovered the clues and joined forces to make a move?"

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The sacred land of Yaochi.

Gu Xinglian called Lu Yao, with a soft expression on his face: "Lu Yao."

"Master!" Lu Yao said respectfully.

"You are very talented, but you are still young, so your cultivation level is not high, and you don't have much experience. However, the battle for the first sequence is not far away, so I decided to send you to the secret realm of Yaochi to obtain fortune."

"You should be more prepared. Three days later, I will open the secret realm of Yaochi for you as a teacher!"

"Everything is arranged by Master."

Lu Yao nodded again and again, her small face was full of respect.

"in addition···"

"Delete Qi Zixiao's friend and block him!" Gu Xinglian said suddenly.

"Ah?!" Lu Yao was stunned: "Master, what... what does this mean?"

"There is no good thing for the witches of the Purple Mansion in the past!"

Gu Xinglian snorted coldly: "You can deceive people, especially young girls like you who have no experience in the world, you can't resist their deceitful mouth at all!"

"The only way to avoid it is not to have any contact with them!"

"Listen to the teacher, delete it, block it!"

Lu Yao: "(⊙o⊙)..."

"this···"

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"Lin Fan..."

In the cave mansion, Ji Chutong put down the fairy machine, wrinkled beautifully.

"After the Tianjiao grand meeting was agreed, you and I fought with all our strength, but after the Tianjiao grand meeting, you completely disappeared, and the fairy machine never returned..."

"Did you lie to me?!"

"Don't let me find you, or..."

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Earth.

With the passage of time, Lin Fan went online~

The brand-new grip made him react immediately: "New phone?"

"Don't say it, it's pretty good."

"Since I got in touch with the world of cultivating immortals, and the misunderstanding with Qi Zixiao was solved, and I no longer guarded the bar, I almost forgot about it..."

Who doesn't want a good phone?

The former Lin Fan also thought about it!

It's a pity that people are poor and can't afford it, so they have no choice but to buy a broken domestic copycat phone or something, the kind that costs a few hundred dollars.

A batch of cards! The advantage is that it is cheap and barely usable.

I thought I would buy a good one if I had money, but I was really rich, but I almost forgot about it until now...

"By the way, the unlock password shouldn't have changed, right?"

"Huh? Fingerprint unlock?"

"Hey, I forgot that there is such a technology."

"Look at the message, emmm..."

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At first, the message was nothing special.

Lin Zixiao talked about his connection with the Department of Residents' Happy Life, the purchase of mobile phones, the "black technology" technology of rice mobile phones, and the matter of getting twelve raptors as means of transportation.

So Lin Fan was quite calm.

But as the ten minutes went by, he was dumbfounded.

"Your parents have been here."

When Lin Zixiao said these words with a strange expression, Lin Fan gasped.

"What the hell?"

"How did they come here?"

"This... shouldn't be revealing?"

"Moreover, I was not there for the first meeting between mother-in-law, father-in-law and daughter-in-law, and even used my body."

"Isn't this a bit embarrassing?"

The fellow grinned for a while, but in the end, he could only helplessly shake his head and reveal a wry smile.

Have no idea!

He wanted to pull Qi Zixiao himself over to meet the second elder.

It's a pity that I don't have this ability!

At least for now... no!

Feeling apprehensive, Lin Fan continued to look down.

"It's a good thing that this saint is very witty, she never revealed her secrets, and perfectly hid the secret between you and me."

"However, they urged you to get married and have children more than once, let me tell you!"

"This matter, there is no way!"

"At least until the interpenetration between you and me is resolved, no!"

"Otherwise... hum! You know the consequences."