When the Juggernaut Comes To the Second Dimension

"Woo... I, I'm not envious!"

Although she said that she was not envious, Tina put her hands on her chest, feeling the softness, and looked up at Yong Ye with a mournful face, as if seeking comfort, she asked a question that Yong Ye couldn't answer, "I... You will definitely grow up in the future, right?"

"Hey? Ask me? If you ask me this kind of question, I won't know..."

Whether it is yes or no, it will be abnormal to answer this kind of question, so Yong Ye chose to muddle through with vague words.

who knows…

"Then... my brother is a lolicon, right?" Tina put her last hope on the possibility that Yongye is a lolicon.

"No, no, no! Don't judge me easily, I..."

The sudden question made Yong Ye dumbfounded, and at the same time he was about to deny it immediately, but Tina looked at him as if she was about to cry, making him unable to say what he was going to say. The urge to nod while crying.

But...how could he really nod? Aren't all the famous names in that life going to be destroyed? ? But he couldn't bear to make Tina cry, so...

"...I think Tina, you still...have hope."

After a long silence, Yong Ye finally chose to avoid this question and answer the last one.

"However, it turns out that I didn't eat well enough before, and my growth was stunted due to my congenital deficiency. Is this what happened? Did brother notice my growth?"

"This me..." How could I know such a thing? Is it really okay to ask me this kind of thing? ? What kind of things are you talking about growing up? ? Yong Ye couldn't help but wanted to touch his forehead, but a corner of his line of sight noticed Wuming who was snickering.

And Wuming felt that the time was almost ripe, and finally spoke.

"Don't worry, Tina."

"...Miss Hozumi?" Tina turned her head and looked over in confusion.

"My environment was similar to yours before, um... at least the food supply is not good, but I have a unique secret recipe!"

"——A unique secret recipe?!"

Hearing these four words, Tina's eyes lit up, as if the drowning man had grasped the last straw.

"Hmm~ After all, it's an exclusive collection. It's a top secret that is passed on from daughter to son, should I tell you?" Wuming flaunted it, deliberately showing a very embarrassed look.

"Hey! Why is this, halfway through the conversation... no... wait?"

Tina was accidentally led away by Wuming because she wanted too much, but she was not stupid or even smart on the contrary. At this time, she vaguely sensed something was wrong, and asked with half-closed eyes, "Miss Suizu, Are you trying to lie to me? I remember you said that your mother died when you were very young, where did you get the family secret?"

Wuming likes children, and also likes to lead them to play, so he has a good relationship with Tina and other cursed children, so at this time, Tina found some flaws, and couldn't help but secretly think it was bad.

"What? Am I right?" Tina watched Wuming's expression with a tight face.

"Impossible, I won't lie to you if I lie to anyone."

"real?"

"real!"

"Then tell me."

"No, you have to come down and replace me first, then I'll tell you."

"...It always feels like this is your purpose."

"I don't deny it, but it doesn't matter if you don't want to know me."

"Woooo..."

Although she feels that Wuming is a lie, Tina is unwilling to give up this opportunity. At the same time, she has long been envious of Wuming's thirteen-year-old breasts. Because the temptation is too great, she is very embarrassed on Wuming's chest. As for Yong Ye's face, he observed it several times, and finally looked at Wuming.

"Are you really not lying?"

"Children are not deceived."

Wuming raised his head with his hands on his hips, with a haughty look of disdain and deceit, which made Yong Ye laugh a little bit.

"Then...deal!"

Tina gritted her teeth, as if giving up something important, nodded with grief, and stood up reluctantly.

Temporary enjoyment and long-term happiness, between the two, Tina, who has a long-term vision, finally chose to be like Wuming, and she believed that Yong Ye would no longer treat her as a child.

"Okay! Then I'll tell you now." Wuming said with a serious look, trying not to let Tina see the flaws, "You know my name too, Hozumi, right? As the name implies, eat more rice , You can eat all you can with rice and no side dishes, and you will definitely grow bigger."

"...Rice??" Tina looked suspicious.

"Rice is rich in a variety of nutrients, which can promote the development of the body. Even if you are born with a deficiency, there is no problem. And if you try it, you will know if I am lying to you? The effect will be immediate? I will definitely not tell her to ordinary people!"

"Then... let's try it now?"

"Yes, hurry up and give it a try. Believe in me, believe in the power of science." Wuming said the lines he had learned recently, trying to increase his credibility. Tina couldn't wait to run away from the garden, The kitchen is going to try to eat a lot of rice as Wuming said.

Looking at the fast girl and that small back, Yong Ye deeply understood one thing——the urgent need to go to the doctor.

In Wuming's world, rice is almost impossible to eat. More importantly, Wuming is Kabaneri, and what he eats is not rice at all.

Therefore, this lie of Wuming can be said to be broken in the eyes of Yong Ye who knows the truth. After all, he still has a deep impression of the first experience in memory, and he remembers what Wuming's identity is.

But Tina doesn't seem to know about this, presumably Wuming doesn't want to be known that she was not a human being, so Yongye can't expose her, so she can only keep silent on the sidelines, trying to avoid being involved as much as possible, the two A little girl discusses the topic of the sensitive area of ​​​​the chest, because if you accidentally get involved, you will make yourself look like a pervert.

And at this moment, after Tina left, there were only two people left in the garden.

"Hey hey~"

Tina had just left, and when Yong Ye was thinking about the conversation between the two and got up and wanted to escape, Wuming jumped up and jumped straight down, making the rocking chair creak, which also made Yong Ye's escape action come to nothing and showed victory smile.

The girl who suddenly swooped down, most people lie on the chair and accept it head-on, it will still be a little painful, even though the girl's chest is cushioned by soft things, but Yong Ye just put one hand on his forehead to express his helplessness, and he didn't feel any pain at all. , I just couldn't help but wanted to complain to her.

"Hozumi...are you using me as a backstop?"

"What's wrong? Uncle, you should be happy, the beautiful girl is willing to lie down."

"...What kind of beautiful girl, isn't she just a child?" And it's still the kind of hair that hasn't grown up yet, and the age is less than fourteen years old... These relatively easy to dispute words, although I want to say it, but Yong Ye is sensible I didn't say it.

"Hmph~ You yourself said earlier that I'm not a child, and only when you need it, you expect others to do it with a different attitude. Uncle is indeed an uncle." Wuming snorted softly, turned around and lay on the bed He moved his body a bit, adjusted his position to make himself more comfortable.

"Hmm... Is this sentence hurting me? Although I'm almost used to this kind of address, is uncle originally a derogatory term?"

"Understand for yourself~ I won't explain it to you."

"Ha...whatever."

Wuming obviously lost his temper because of the previous discriminatory treatment, but Yongye didn't want to care about it so much anymore. He recalled and regretted the earliest memories. He and Wuming didn't get along very well. Once again, I'm almost used to it.