Xiling Empire

Chapter 663 Stage Drama ...

I want to refund my ticket, but I will not let it ...

So, it seems today that I have to enjoy the historical drama that this girl scribbled out.

But look at the crowd of people around you. These are "unfortunate people who are self-directed by the mother of the empire, senior friendship of the Azeroth Salvation Army, and adapted from the most touching fairy tales in human history." Thinking about the burial of so many people today, I suddenly felt that everything was not so bad.

It's a big deal to enjoy the scene of foaming people around it as today's drama.

In my mind, a gentle harp sound suddenly came from behind the empty stage. The scene where the conversation was still a little bit quieted down immediately, and with the activation of the sound insulation field, the open-air theater was instantly quiet.

Only the sound of the harp, which was absent, became clearer, as if coming from all directions, gradually filling the listener's ears.

I was still waiting for Snow White to ride the Dodge Tomahawk wearing mobile armor and rush to the stage, yelling at the family name, Sams.

Such wonderful music turned up at the beginning of the stage play of Asakusa screenwriter. Isn't this ... Asakusa's brain working normally this time?

"Ding Ding, Ding Ding", such as crying and vaguely melodious, the harp breaks gradually, and finally becomes a piece of ethereal music reverberating softly over the entire theater. At the same time, the curtain on the stage is finally slowly opened , Immediately, a soft exclaiming sounded all around.

Water Cube ... Ahem, considering copyright issues, don't use this image.

There was a crystal of water on the stage, which was obviously bound by magic, because I found that there was no glass or anything outside the square “water block”, and the bottom of this body of water was lined with seaweed. , Shells and gravel are obviously simulating the scene of the ocean floor, and in the center of this beautiful water of magic, a beautiful figure playing a harp is opened with the curtain, and it is just amazing to the stage. Glance.

Narrator: "It is said that in the depths of the endless azure ocean, there is a beautiful and kind creature. In the calm moon, the lucky crew saw this beautiful creature resting on the reef, and did it. Intoxicated-they call this beautiful creature a mermaid, and our protagonist is such a mermaid princess ... "

I saw it silently, turning shallowly, tears in my eyes: "Is Snow White swollen?"

Although I know that the script you wrote has to be off topic sooner or later, I never expected that you would not be on the topic in the first minute, girl! Although I know Isana plays well with you, please trouble at least think about the basic logic when writing the script. Snow White has a dime relationship with that stupid saltwater fish?

Shocked at me, silly, completely unaware of what happened, and continued to turn around to watch the show.

No matter what the script is, Isana on the stage is very dedicated, and seems to be very entertaining: this is considered a true performance, after all, people are originally princesses of the Mermaid tribe, pit father, pit father, big deal, I treat this as the sea Daughter see!

But the good idea came to an abrupt end when Isana got up and turned off the player under the harp.

... Director, I asked to get rid of the show!

"The mermaid princess is the youngest daughter of the mermaid king, and the most well-behaved daughter," the narrator, which sounded soft and half, continued to mutter in a tone like boiling water, "but she is not loved by her family. On the contrary, poor academic performance and poor sports. The special class was dismissed. Even the mermaid princess who needs a player to play the harp is often siblings and stepmothers at home. The mermaid thinks that such a daughter must grow up. I ca n’t find a good job or even feed the poor little princess. The mermaid princess is a nobleman in the sea, but she lives a life of poverty and hunger. ”

Isana swung her tail in time to pat the prawns passing by, grabbed them and put them in her mouth.

"... the hungry little princess had to even practice her predation skills ..."

There was a faint sobbing sound from the audience, but I think the girls must not be moved like this.

Anyway, I was desperate for this too realistic cheating script, completely desperate!

"Because there is no oxygen on the bottom of the sea, according to the third natural paragraph on page 17 of junior high school physics, the three elements of the burning phenomenon are missing, and the mermaid princess who cannot make a fire can only eat raw food. She suffered from a variety of gastrointestinal diseases early, such as duodenal ulcers and chronic gastritis. Her perennial diet and lack of vitamin B also made her suffer from bleeding gums ... "

Despair was a little bit earlier, but now desperate again? Talking about everything you remember throughout the compulsory education stage is condensed into this script?

"Until one day, the prince came." As I groaned, the narrator abruptly said-this prince really jumped up casually for the plot.

The magic water on the stage occupies a very large area, and one end of it is even directly connected to the part of the stage narration covered by the curtain. At first I thought it was a channel for water injection, but now I discovered that it turned out to be a river channel.

In the bright fishing song, our prince came out of the stage with a rubber boat. His prince also wore a large bucket, and carried a fishing rod ...

I dare not imagine the scene of the daddy below, but the daddy's prince still unswervingly got off the pole above Isana.

"His Royal Highness Prince who came to sea to fish and sprinkled bait. The mermaid princess who was hungry and cold could not bear the hunger and swallowed the bait."

director! I want to learn fishing! I want to learn to fish girl! Mermaid princess got caught for a long time?

On the stage, the prince who always carried the fighting owl has now started his first face-to-face plot since his appearance: After Isana pulled the fishing line and was dragged up, His Royal Highness took off the fighting cock, and I took a breath of breath: Kael'thas! You have nothing else to do?

"Well, it's just not a fish."

The prince and the mermaid princess caught on the stage faced each other for a while. The former shook her head with regret, and then let go. The mermaid prounced back and fell back.

The audience was almost indignant: Idiot! Don't give it to me!

Monina, who was sitting in the back, couldn't help but murmured, "If I were a prince, I would definitely go back and respawn."

Oh oh, again, Monina's sturdy speech!

What I ca n’t understand is that the script has come to this point, and that narration still reads calmly: “After the prince left, the mermaid princess got acacia. She gave the first food to herself and after she caught her The man who chose to release did not forget it, but she knew that she couldn't fall in love with a human being: it was too hard for the fish tail to jump up on the ground.

But the princess who couldn't stand the love of Acacia knew that there was someone who could help herself, the old witch outside the palace. Witches can make a magical medicine. With this medicine, the mermaids can get rid of the shackles of Grand Darwin and become people walking on the ground.

But the old witch was very greedy. The old woman demanded that the mermaid princess must use her own voice or the property of the entire kingdom in exchange for this medicine. The mermaid princess was in great pain before this choice, but in order to end the suffering of the acacia, the kind little princess He still made his own choice. On a dark black night, the little princess killed the Mermaid King and his stepmother, seventeen brothers and sisters, and the family ’s seven aunts and eight aunts. All the treasures have been stolen ... "

At this moment, the entire auditorium was quiet, and I was stunned listening to the narration, sweating like rain: this must be something written during the conversion of shallow personality!

"But what makes the princess sad is that in the process, the witch who made the magic potion was scared to death."

The audience continued a silence.

"The little princess had to drink all the potions in the old witch's laboratory and try to find a way to become human ..."

You are massive!

"Fortunately, the little princess succeeded! She got legs!"

The water cube on the stage disappeared in a flash of space transmission, and Isana, who had just completed a thousand cups of self-depletion, disappeared into the audience's sight. Instead, there were people standing there. Leg version princess: Jaina.

I said, you guys really have nothing to do! Have you come to talk about the excitement of this cheating script?

"The mermaid princess regained great joy. She decided to cut off from her previous life, so she named herself a new name, Princess Snow White-my mother, but I came back ... ah sorry sorry, this The sentence is not in the narration! "

Offstage: "..."

I:"……"

I really didn't expect Shallow to remember this stubble! In addition, the narration is so cute.

The plot progresses here, and it has completely transformed into the pit father route. The newly-born Snow White walked on the ground, successfully learned the human lifestyle, and asked what direction the castle in which the prince lived, so she began to go to the castle with interest. On the way, Snow White encountered many difficulties and obstacles. There were lions, snakes, and goshawks who wanted to attack the princess. Of course, the weak princess was not an opponent of these fierce beasts-anyway, I do n’t believe it. An alien warrior appeared and rescued the distressed princess m.

They are seven kind dwarfs, seven hard-working dwarfs, seven dwarves who collect ore for a living, and get along well with the animals in the forest, seven ...

The seven headed by Magni Bronzebeard, the muscles are rounder than the forehead, the whole body is covered with steel plates that are as heavy as the tank armor, and the one-handed axe and one-handed hammer are used to act like a large iron pier that moves. He smashed a dozen lion dwarves.

... Bai Xueji, are you setting up the Black Coast Seven Dragons?

In the sudden and impassioned march, Jaina on the stage led the Ironforge to smash the Burnout Sevens and embarked on a thrilling adventure. Now I have no hope of the plot at all, but it seems to treat all of the above as A martial arts film is still okay: Magne wielding the King of the Hill suit fell from his hand and smashed the lion, tyrannosaurus, mammoth and fin whale made by the technology of puppetry, in the hands of Snow White The lightning flashed and swept across the interception unit sent by a vicious queen with a serious **** in the castle. The other six dwarfs uttered a roar of horror, annihilating the grandmother wolf, the north wind witch, and the ice queen , Anubis, Grass Mud Horse, Dr. Octopus, and so on, a total of eighteen waves of mixed forces composed of villains. On the huge stage, there was a fierce smoke rising around him, wearing a battle robe and holding a sunburst on his chest. With the Iron Cross, Xue Xueji led her dwarf army to the north and fought in the north. They broke through the territory and quickly captured the prince's kingdom. They and the nearby Vikings and Pacs were oppressed. The formation of a joint Army and the evil queen and launched the final battle in the Great Plains in front of the castle

This was an extremely fierce battle. During the battle, the dwarves were killed in four unfortunately, so the remaining three eyes were filled with tears of sorrow. At the proposal of the dwarf leader Magni, all the muskets were replaced with muskets and the names of the gangs were changed from black. The Coast Seven Dragons changed to three musketeers ...

"Brian, my kind little dwarf, what should we do now?"

On the stage, Snow White, who was in an inferior position, drew her sword tiredly and stared forward firmly with her eyes.

"Please don't be discouraged, Your Royal Highness," said Dwarf III, who had been converted into a Musketeer, and said roughly, "Look at the battle map. This battlefield is suitable for us to attack directly. It now has only three main offensive paths, and Difficult to take care of each other, my brother and my brother went to open the road, the enemy must not stop them all, you see, this is the upper road, this is the middle road, this is the lower road ... Our goal is the queen standing here, but Killing the soldiers on the road is a problem-we don't have enough manpower, and we don't know if the queen has any catching skills ... "

This is the story of Tang Seng leading a musketeer to hit d?

The narrator said: "After a difficult battle, Her Royal Highness Princess and her three apprentices finally defeated 981 demons and came to the back of the evil king."

"Bang ~! ~!" In the big battle where it was obvious that the playwright couldn't make up anymore and rushed to work, the evil queen appeared all over the body after a burst of smoke-Sylvanas! !! Go home and fix your elevator!

"The evil queen!" Magni held the hammer in his hand and looked fiercely at Sylvanas, acting helplessly, "You have to lift your house ... keke, Pay for your atrocities against my five brothers! "

Brian hurriedly reminded: "Brother, there are four-I'm still alive!"

"But I fell five times!" Magney raised his voice loudly.

There was a mist of water under the stage, and I was almost pumping at this time.

Sylvanas was black, and I could see her eyebrows beating and shaking from a long distance. I still know a little about Sylvanas's personality. She has absolutely no wheat in this farce. The old urchin like Gurney's interest, needless to say, was also tempted to act in shallow intimidation, and now, the old urchin's move is obviously challenging Sylvanas's last conscience-see in In the face of the Empire, don't shame Azeroth!

"Oh!"

Sylvanas gently lifted his hand, and no one could see what was going on. A weakened version of the dark shot cut through the air. After crossing a weird arc in midair, a feather trembled. The ground was planted near Magni's chrysanthemum.

"Oh oh oh oh !!! Evil queen, look at my hammer!"

"Oh!"

"Brother!"

"Three brothers stand up!"

"Brother run away!"

"Chang Yun! Protect the military division!"

"Well! Cao Zeer dares!"

"Xiao Li Fei Dao, no false hair!"

"Jiana! Look in the face of the Dark Goddess! Help me throw these three dwarfs down!"

"Hi Princess, you can't do this ... mygd!"

"Creak, creak ..."

The stage was more lively than the others, but I have heard a not so good voice: It seems that the stage that has been strengthened countless times with arcane just swayed a bit?

This bad conjecture was confirmed in the next second and turned into a loud sound: "Boom!"

Under the torment of a group of heroes, especially the old urchin like Magni, the poor stage king couldn't carry it. In a loud noise, the entire giant platform collapsed in a row of mountains and rivers. The ground buried several ethnic leaders from the unruly class.

With a gray head on his head, Aegwynn stood expressionlessly on the ruins of the stage, with a narrator in his hand: "Finally, the princess and queen lived a happy life without shame."

... Director, what about the prince?

"Wow--"

Just when I was about to be stunned by the outer focus of Lei's stage play, the applause of Zhentian suddenly came from all directions.

The audience gathered here, as well as the guests attracted by various explosion sounds in the middle, have now burst into warm applause, and creases have been heard on their faces.

"Well, at least a successful comedy." I tapped lightly on my head, still smiling.

I almost forgot ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Today is a carnival. Anyone can put down the burden on their shoulders and enjoy the people. Even Sylvanas has been dragged onto the stage.

More importantly, even if you are tangled again, it is useful ...

But at this moment, a strange sound interrupted my applause with the crowd. Looking around, I found three men wearing bowler hats in the crowd. Unlike the joyful atmosphere around them, these three The old men were crying.

Judging from the energy response on them, this should be three heroes, but it does not seem to be a combat unit.

"Excuse me-what happened to you?"

I asked inexplicably next to the three men crying.

At first, he raised his head and took off his hat and saluting: "Her Majesty the Emperor, my name is Hans Christian Andersen." Then he pointed to two people with similar appearances next to him: "This is Jacob Green, this is William Green ... "

Shallow! Come and apologize! !! ~!