Zombie: At the beginning, Uncle Jiu will talk to me as a matchmaker

When Qin Hao and Uncle Nine were looking for a bat nest, they found an abandoned church halfway up the mountain.

Qin Hao knew that the church was where the bat's nest was.

At the same time, Qiusheng was also curiously surprised.

"Hey, little uncle, master, there seems to be a church in front of you!"

Qin Hao gave Qiusheng a thumbs up in his heart.

Good assist.

Forthwith.

Qin Hao also frowned, pretending to be casual and said, "Senior brother, there is only one building in this barren mountain and wild mountain.

There's a good chance the bat nest is inside, so let's check it out!"

Uncle Nine nodded when he heard this.

Subsequently.

The group of four walked towards the church.

......

......

At the same time.

A fat nun is preparing to reopen the church with a group of young nuns.

The fat nun is using the principle of a lever to prepare to hang a huge cross from the roof of the house.

Right now.

The captain of the security guard also led his men to the church.

"Don't move!"

The security captain shouted.

Hearing the voice of the security captain, several young nuns also stopped what they were doing and looked towards the security captain.

"Did you hear anything!?"

"No!?"

"I think I hear a dog barking!"

The nuns said playfully.

The captain of the security guard heard the nuns scolding him.

At that moment, he angrily pulled out his Mauser.

Towards the church with a menacing attitude.

The young nuns were taken aback.

They let go of their grips on the rope.

The next moment.

Bang!

Again there was a loud bang.

The cross in the air fell straight down.

Standing upright behind the security captain.

However, the captain of the security guard did not see the cross at all, but mistakenly thought that someone had attacked it.

", no one has a voice, is it a master!?"

After the exclamation.

The security captain saw the shadow on the ground and immediately sneered.

"If you want to sneak attack Lao Tzu, no way!"

After a wild laugh, the security captain immediately turned around.

But, where is there anyone.

Instead, the huge cross pressed down directly on him.

"Ah,!"

With a scream, the security captain was directly pressed to the ground.

"Report to the Captain!!"

At this time, one of his subordinates also rushed over excitedly.

"Tell me, help me up first!!" the security captain scolded angrily.

"Oh, Captain, I found ......!"

The subordinate carried the cross as he reported to the captain of the security guard.

"Found it!?I found it and reported a fart, and I burned this foreign temple directly!"

The security captain mistakenly thought that his subordinates had discovered a bat nest, so he ordered directly.

However, this subordinate was also stupid, and after hearing the captain's order, he directly released the cross and went to carry out the order.

Once again, the captain of the security guard was crushed to death by the cross.

Right now.

The fat nun also came down from the roof and heard that someone was going to burn her church.

She leaned excitedly on the cross and said to the security captain.

"Why are you setting fire to my church!?"

"Hmph, my subordinates found out that your foreign temple is a bat nest, my task is to burn bats, burn bats, you must burn your foreign temple, this is called logic, do you understand, foreign woman!?"

"Nonsense, why do you say that my church is a bat nest, and why do you say that if you burn bats, you will burn my church, you say, you say!"

The fat nun said excitedly.

As he spoke, he pressed the head of the security captain with a cross.

The security captain was directly overwhelmed.

So he directly showed the box of Mauser guns in his hand, "Hehe, why do you say I, um! If you stop me again, I will shoot you with one shot!"

However, the fat nun was not afraid at all, and directly snatched the gun from the security captain's hand.

Roaring with emotion: "Come on, you shoot, my life has been dedicated to the Lord, I am ready to sacrifice at any time, if you dare to burn my church, I will die with you!"

As she spoke, the fat nun pointed her gun at the security captain.

When the security captain saw this, he was about to cry.

I'm just scaring you, why are you snatching my gun, be careful of misfire!

That's when it happened.

Qin Hao and the others also walked over and saw the scene in front of them.

Qin Hao shouted, "Stop, what are you doing here!?"

was drunk like this by Qin Hao.

The fat nun recovered from her excitement.

I was so scared that I just threw the gun away.

Then he got up and came to Uncle Nine and asked, "You are the ones who want to burn my church!?"

Uncle Nine looked at the security captain suspiciously.

At this time, the captain of the security guard also got up from under the huge cross with difficulty, and said, "That's right, we have found the bat nest in this church. "

Subsequently.

The security captain pulled his previous subordinates over again, "Come on, come on, tell Daoist Qin and Uncle Jiu, what did you find!?"

After the subordinate saw Uncle Nine and Qin Hao, he looked embarrassed and hesitant!

"What did you send, tell me, what did you just find!?"

The security captain slapped the back of the little brother's head directly.

The little brother had to be embarrassed and said, "I, I found that there are only five nuns here, and six of us are not enough!"

Qin Hao: "......"

Uncle Nine: "......"

Everyone: "......"

"it, get out of here!"

The security captain directly kicked the little brother away, and then hurriedly came to Qin Hao and admitted his mistake.

"Daoist Qin, Ninth Uncle, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

Bang!

Qin Hao directly slammed a chestnut on the head of the security captain and said in a deep voice.

"Do things with evidence, don't talk nonsense, and if there is a next time, you don't have to be the security captain!"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

After the fat nun saw Qin Hao being so polite, she also gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's still this Taoist who is wise and martial!"

Qin Hao waved his hand at the fat nun and said.

"Auntie, this bat nest is extremely harmful, we still need to go in and search it. "

"Of course I'm very welcome if you want to enter my church, but some people ......."

As the dean spoke, he glared at the security captain fiercely.

That means it's pretty obvious.

Want to enter my church, no way!?

"Hmph, I want to vomit when I see you, so I don't want to enter your temple!?"

After speaking.

The security captain said to Qin Hao respectfully: "Your Excellency, then I'll go check elsewhere!?"

"Go, remember, tell me the evidence, and don't make any more moths for me!"

Qin Hao warned the security captain.

"Yes, yes!"

With the departure of the security captain.

Qin Hao and Uncle Nine went to the church together.

The trio searched and found nothing unusual.

At last.

Qin Hao came to a locked secret room and asked.

"Here!?"

"This is the ashram of the former priest, a very sacred place, there can be no bats. "

"Don't miss anything, let's go in and have a look!" Qin Hao said.

The fat nun waved her hand again and again, "No, no, I don't have the key." "

"This lock is more vegetable than a vegetable melon, and it will open as soon as you touch it!" Qin Hao looked at the rusty iron lock and smiled.

"No, this is the most solemn place in the church, and to do so would be disrespectful to the gods. "

When Qin Hao and Uncle Jiu heard this, they looked at each other.

Subsequently.

Uncle Nine pretended to say, "In that case, then we won't bother." "

And Qin Hao took advantage of the fact that Uncle Nine was blocking the fat nun at the same time, and pulled out a fire talisman from his body.

Ignite.

Kicked into the crack in the door.

"Oops, it seems to be on fire inside!" Qin Hao pretended to find out.