Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Before arriving at "home", everyone under the tree hole heard the cheerful male and female chorus from afar.

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch a monk for dinner. The water in the mountain stream is extremely sweet. I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals..."

Yoona sang in Mandarin: "Beat my drum, beat my gong, life is full of rhythm!"

"Mother Dog is back!"

"Oh, it's all sung."

In the camp, Chen He dropped the kindling in embarrassment, and shouted with a look of relief: "It's really hard to know how to light a fire. ... Hey, what song are they singing, why haven't I heard it? It was quite fun, and it seems that there must be a lot of gains.”

When Xiaomi heard them singing and laughing together, she felt a little jealous in her heart, and she would have followed her if she knew it.

Unexpectedly, a new song was harvested, and the live broadcast room was even more joyful.

The water friends followed the beat and filled the screen with the little emoji of the cool dog wearing the magic mirror and holding a cigar in its mouth. In the past, Chen Ergou had a tradition of releasing new songs during live broadcasts, and old water friends all know it. After a few songs became popular, it is rare to see him singing Chinese songs. After playing English songs, I got better results than Chinese songs.

This song "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountains" lacks the classic charm and sense of rhythm compared to the previously well-received "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky" and "Ordinary Road", but what is the inexplicable joyful atmosphere—— ——The lyrics are simple, the melody is simple, and the rhythm is monotonous. Basically, everyone will know it after singing it once. After the second time, they will start to shake their heads and sing along unconsciously, but the audience is willing to laugh along with the "big 囧" and "little 囧" haha .

"666, Fire Tong Liu Ming!"

"Big event, Mr. Dog has released a new song. It's inexplicably funny. I have a feeling that this song is going to be popular."

"Attention all the singing female anchors, call Zhou Gege and Chen Yifa, Lord Gou's new song is here, water friends must order it tonight!"

"Cry~! I, Yun Bao, am I about to fall, and I'm smiling so heartily."

...

"We're back!" Yun'er yelled, and ran over quickly.

Chen Ergou and Rengar followed unhurriedly behind.

"Have you found something to eat?" Huang Lei said.

"Unfortunately,

Not much. Looks like I'm going to be hungry tonight. "

Everyone looked at each other, Chen He said: "Stop joking, you still sang if you didn't find it, take it out quickly."

Yuner took out a bird from her pocket, "This is the only one, and Rengar found it. Ouba picked some leaves I don't know, and there are a lot of bugs. I still have some blueberries here, a total of 225 I picked them while counting them. Each of us can share..." She counted with her fingers, but she couldn't get the exact number after a long time.

Everyone laughed, Huang Lei said: "This mathematics must be taught by the Chinese teacher. How did you get into college, Yun'er?"

"Haha~ I should try something new." Yun'er could only use her crocodile smile to perfunctory, and took out good things from her small pocket like a treasure.

Xiaomi hurriedly fetched a pot to catch the blueberries, "There are so many, there is ice and snow on them, it looks delicious."

"Elder sister, eat one, it's icy sweet, not sour at all." Yun'er picked up one and fed her.

Xiaomi took a bite, and the expression on his face instantly came alive, "It's delicious.

..."

Chen Ergou saw two ice holes with branches stuck in the lake, and asked, "Did you catch any fish?"

Peng Yuyan said regretfully: "I was so busy that I was freezing to death. We used some leftover wolverine meat from yesterday as bait, and it hasn't moved yet."

Chen Ergou said: "It's okay, I found some bait that fish like more. There is still some meat in the backpack, I can spend tonight."

Huang Lei said: "Chen He and I found some fungus that I don't know if they can be eaten or not. They look a little strange, and I'm not sure if they are poisonous. There are also some yellow berries. I probably recognize them. They should be cloudberries. ...but wait until you come back to confirm."

Chen Ergou took a look and confirmed: "The fungus is a fungus. It looks really strange, like curled ears. It needs to be soaked well. These yellow berries are cloudberries. They are found in the cold arctic and northern temperate regions near the arctic." There's a lot of growth in the area, and those are amber in color, which is a sign of ripeness."

He picked one up and threw it into his mouth, chewed it a few times and said with a smile: "It's sweet and juicy, and the aroma hits the nose. We can eat it raw, or use it to make candied fruit, cloudberry jam, vinegar, etc. .with these arctic blueberries, just right for a jam-packed wolverine soup tonight."

As long as you can eat, everyone hasn't eaten much for a day, and it's just time to eat some cold fruit to barely satisfy our hunger.

Chen Ergou set up the firewood, asked Yun'er to take out the "old man's beard", took the flint from Chen He's hand, and lighted the kindling with a few easy rubs.

The fire was kindled, and as more wood was added, the bonfire grew bigger.

Cheers erupted from the edge of the frozen lake.

A wisp of cooking smoke floated obliquely, rising above the woods, and was blown away in an instant, and the field gradually darkened.

Everyone chatted around the bonfire from time to time, and their faces looked much better after being frozen all day. Leader Huang summed up the reason, and said: "It should be the reason for the kindling. The turpentine that has been lit for a long time just now can't be hit. Although the firewood is a little wet, it is still no problem to light it." Chen He said, "I would not be stingy if I knew it. A little cotton."

"This kind of firelighter is called the old man's beard, and it's a kind of moss." Yun'er said coquettishly, "I still have a lot in my pocket. We'll collect enough firelighters for the next few days."

"Awesome." Everyone praised with a thumbs up.

Xiaomi helped her caress the bangs on her forehead and said with a smile: "Yun'er has learned a lot. What song did you sing just now?"

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains. It's Oppa's new song. I already know how to sing it. I'll teach you how to sing it later."

Chen Ergou said: "What we need to do now is to boil a pot of water, and we can drink a bowl of broth with the remaining meat."

It chopped up the remaining half of the wolverine meat and put it into the turtle food cauldron to cook.

Less than expected.

I ate most of it yesterday and enjoyed it very much. I will be hungry today.

He stirred slowly with a Finnish knife, and said guiltily, "Guys, it's getting dark and we can't catch any fish. I'm afraid that's all we can eat today."

"The scenery here is beautiful, it's exciting to be here. But the weather is terrible, it's snowing a lot, and the night temperature is getting colder and colder. Maybe that's the theme of this week's challenge. But the good news is Ice and snow falling on our tree hole camp will form a natural snowdrift roof, and the ice and snow are the best insulation layer. It is full of air, which can prevent the temperature in the tree hole from dropping.”

"In the past two days, we have hiked at least 40 kilometers on the Arctic ice sheet with a dangerous environment. When we come here, we are tired and hungry. Except for me, this is probably the first time you have experienced this kind of thing. But I still One more thing to say - this is the normal state of the wilderness, everyone must be mentally prepared to starve."

Everyone looked helpless and smiled wryly at each other.

It was so different from the last trip to a deserted island.

Huang Jiaozhu clenched his fists and said: "It's okay, we are a team, the Justice League! Let's work together, I believe we will be able to get better."

Chen He said: "Yes, Mommy Dog, you are already enough to take care of us, but unfortunately we are too stupid."

Xiaomi said helplessly, "We are the ones holding back."

Huang Lei said: "There's nothing to slow you down. If you want to say slow down, we are all here to make Ergou more difficult. The law of the wilderness doesn't mean that people can't survive three days without drinking water, but they can survive at least a week without food. Our situation It's not too bad, at least you can drink a cup of birch tea and a sip of broth, which is already pretty good. Ergou, don't take too good care of us."

Chen Ergou raised his hands in surrender, "Well, it seems that everyone's ideological consciousness is very high, so I'm talking too much."

"That's right~ there's another bird!" Yun'er hastily reminded.

"And a bird!"

Chen Ergou took it with a smile and said, "No matter how small a bird is, it's still meat, so we can't let it go. Let's get rid of it before Jian Shishi comes back. Xiaojiao Lin, grab its head... Hold on tight, hold on tight and don't let go!" Yun'er stretched out her orchid fingers and pinched Xiaoniao's head, not understanding what he was going to do. However, at the next moment, with Chen Ergou's force, the little bird's head was directly ripped off by Yun'er.

Yun'er: "..." The crocodile's mouth opened wide, but it didn't close for a long time.

There was an instant explosion in the live broadcast room——

"666, so cruel."

"You can see the intestines and internal organs."

"Hahaha, what is the psychological shadow of Qiu Yun'er?"

Xiaomi on the side was huddled in his thick down jacket. He was originally on the sidelines, but now he moved to the side unconsciously, away from the dead bird with the intestines exposed in Chen Ergou's hand. Inadvertently looking at Chen Ergou, he was startled, "Look at what I do, don't look for me!"

"I won't even find you."

Chen Ergou stripped off the feathers. There was too little meat, so he didn't bother to do it. He took a wooden stick and put it on, "The bird can be roasted and eaten. Brother Xiao Ming, you can roast it. I have to take advantage of the last The sky is still dark, so go check out the fishing line and set up a few traps nearby." After speaking, he put on his bow and arrows and brought a bundle of rope.

"I'll take you there." Peng Yuyan said.

Huang Lei took over the cooking job, "Go early and come back early, just in time for the broth for dinner."

"Understood~ Rengar don't follow."

"Rengar, come quickly to my sister's arms, it's warm here~" Xiaomi was no longer afraid of it, and habitually hugged the little black panther in his arms. The guy didn't know how to be lucky, so he struggled hard. Xiaomi fetched the animal skin and wrapped it around its stomach, and then it closed its eyes comfortably.

Chen Ergou and Peng Yuyan returned to the ice lake. The hole in the ice was big enough, and the thickness of the ice was more than 30 centimeters, which is really thick. There are only two fishing lines in total, but unfortunately there is nothing in it.

Peng Yuyan pulled up the fishing line, his hands were red from the cold, and he said with a disappointed face: "Not yet."

Chen Ergou patted him on the shoulder and said, "There are abundant freshwater fish under the ice lake. As long as you touch them, they will appear in groups. It's just that we were a little unlucky today. You can try this kind of maggot bait." Try. It’s snowing too much, I’ll find some branches to cover the ice hole, so that it won’t be filled with snow at night.”

It's almost night in China, and those who get off work get off work.

There are more and more viewers in the live broadcast room, and it's dinner time another day.

In the past, at this time, the audience should be the most uncomfortable time, because they will be openly poisoned and discriminated against by a dog.

Fortunately, there is no such worry at all today. The water friends who are used to being abused are suddenly not used to it.

"How to set up traps on the snowy ground?" Peng Yuyan, who had re-lined his fishing line, followed him around in the snowy forest, and came to a place with grass, rocks, and bushes. He looked around and asked. .

Chen Ergou didn't answer directly, looked around and said: "The ice and snow are too thick, which makes it difficult for me to find which ones are animal nests. I must have more reference objects to judge. If there is no snow, the road here will be very difficult." It's not easy to walk, walking through a low and sparse birch forest. There should also be a river on our right. The river cuts down and forms a deep canyon."

"See the snow slopes piled up on both sides? The river below comes from the lake on the south side of the upper reaches. The water flows northward and finally flows into the huge glacial lake below. The woods on both sides are the habitats of animals. In summer, there will be Flocks of people come here to drink water. This is one of the few areas where the grass is exposed to the snow, the terrain is higher, the grass is relatively secret, and there should be traces of animals passing by nearby."

"Look here, here are some thunderbird feathers."

Peng Yuyan followed with a camera, and the camera shook a few times, and captured a picture of a field of white feathers in the grass, "It looks like a field of chicken feathers!"

Chen Ergou said: "Thunderbird is also called snow chicken, and it can fly. It is a general name for animals of the genus Ptarmigan in the grouse family of Galliformes. Its body length can exceed 40cm. It is good at running, flying fast, and can also gallop on snow. They cannot fly far, similar to partridges. They are used to living in cold regions and are unique birds in cold regions."

"They live in the arctic and overwinter in secluded places on high mountain tops, eating shrub branches, stripping lichens and dry leaves, and sleeping in snowdrifts. The grayish-brown color of these feathers is evidence that they are molting."

"Because the feather color of ptarmigans changes with the seasons, consistent with the surrounding environment. It is now winter, and their feathers begin to turn white, consistent with the snow. In spring and summer, they begin to turn gray with horizontal spots. or brown to match the vegetation color in the tundra region, which is one of the most typical characteristics of ptarmigan."

"The white feathers can make them camouflage. In fact, this area of ​​woods should be their main activity area. The holes they dig are all under these bushes. They live by eating the berries on these trees. But I guess, This ptarmigan should have been eaten by bears, wolves, lynxes, eagles and the like."

"It's good news for us if there's a ptarmigan nearby, maybe we can catch one too."

The two cheered up quickly, and Chen Ergou looked around and searched around.

"There is a natural passage here, do you see it?"

"Where?" Peng Yuyan's eyes widened.

"The path between the two branches is a footprint, which proves that Thunderbirds passed by here not long ago." Chen Ergou said, "So I have to set up a few traps here."

He spoke quickly, and his hands were not ambiguous.

Dig a snow hole on the ground with both hands, use the nearby bush branches to wrap the trap rope, tie a slipknot underneath, and arrange a snare hanging on the ground. At the same time, rub the grass on the rope a few times to remove the human smell on it. After finishing, step away from the direction of the camera and demonstrate with his hands. I saw him gently pulling in the trap, and the palm of his hand was immediately bound by the trap.

Peng Yuyan gave a thumbs up, "Amazing, my brother!"

In fact, he is older than Chen Ergou, but Chen Ergou is more stable and mature. He followed Chen He and others to call Brother and Lord Dog, and there was no dissonance at all.

In the live broadcast room, a few private schools were swiped up to give rewards, and they praised him for his wonderful operations.

Chen Ergou smiled, "When Thunderbird passes by, the rope loop will shrink automatically, trapping it under this tree. You can also set up traps. Let's set up a few more, and hope to get something tomorrow morning."