Entertainment World: The Wild God of Gourmet

Chapter five hundred and twenty-three [Accompany the goddess to pee]

The two frantically set up six traps, almost destroying the hidden environment. They didn't finally rush back until the snow fell like goose feathers and the visibility in the woods was less than five meters.

"Zhi~"

With a long howl, J-20, who had been playing wildly all day, finally came back before dark.

Chen Ergou blew a loud whistle, crossed his arms on the open snow, and waved towards the sky. A small black dot changed from small to large, roaring down in the sky, and landed on Chen Ergou's shoulder accurately.

The Pengyu feast next to him can only be envied.

In this episode of recording, the two little pets must have attracted enough attention every time they appeared on the stage. Although J-20 is not as good as Rengar who always follows the team, it is the overlord of the sky, and it is the first to win every time it appears. Coupled with the posture of V587, it is only a few months old and can already complete hunting alone. This kind of golden eagle looks like a different species no matter how you look at it, and the black panther who is not afraid of the cold and moves like lightning, you can imagine how dazzling they will be when they grow up.

"Slag~" J-20 flapped his wings a few times and looked at Chen Ergou with air.

"Are you full? No conscience, I'm still hungry." Chen Ergou scooped up its stomach a few times, and the corners of its mouth were still stained with the fluff of unknown animals, which may be rats or Ferret. The stomach is round and round, and it seems to be very full.

"Googoo~" J Shishi combed his feathers comfortably, and gave you a look to comprehend by himself.

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

Chen Ergou laughed speechlessly, and said to the camera: "This is the only good news. Even the J-20 can catch mammals, which proves that there are indeed not few prey nearby."

Peng Yuyan was bewildered to see him having a serious conversation with J-20, and said, "Let J-20 stand on my shoulder, just like Hu Ge's period."

"Satisfy you!"

Chen Ergou threw it casually, and J-20 jumped onto his shoulder, grabbing his down jacket with both paws. Peng Yuyan stared, glanced at Brother Diao, and seeing that it really didn't move, he waved his scissors hands to the camera like a show off and said, "Is there anyone, please help me take a screenshot and send it to my Weibo, I want to use It makes new images."

The audience in the live broadcast room were envious——

"666, decisively follow the wave of J-20 enthusiasm."

"Husband, I love you, save the screenshot, touch it~"

"My boyfriend is Peng Yuyan,

Oye! "

When the two returned to the camp, they could smell the smell of meat from a distance. Several people swallowed their saliva around the steaming turtle food cauldron, they couldn't wait any longer.

"It's time to eat, I'm starving to death." Peng Yuyan trotted back with Jian Eryi all the way.

"You came back just in time, just took over the pot." Xiaomi greeted.

"Brother Diao, why is he standing on your shoulder!" Chen He was envious.

Peng Yuyan proudly said, "Have a good relationship with me."

Chen Ergou sniffed a few mouthfuls by the side of the cauldron and said, "Yesterday's stewed meat was a bit old, but today's cooking is just right!"

Huang Lei handed Chen Ergou the kitchen knife, "Here is the kitchen knife, you can cut it."

Chen Ergou scooped up the stewed meat. These chopped pieces of meat had been boiled until the meat was crispy and juicy. The hot white air was more conspicuous on the icy snow, and it also made people's appetite soar.

In the eyes of Chinese tourists, the meat of many wild animals, especially the animals that migrate and appear in the severe cold mountains, is a very nutritious and nourishing food. From a health care standpoint, wolverine meat, which contains very little fat, is rarely eaten, but it is indeed a beneficial choice.

Chen Ergou thought of something, and took out a few silver seasoning boxes from his backpack, and said, "I also brought some liquid seasoning, sauce, vinegar, and honey this time, so we can make some flavors. Do you like sweet things?"

"I want something sweet." Yun'er hurriedly raised her hand.

"I also want to eat sweet." Xiaomi followed, thought for a while and added: "Sweet and sour are better."

Leader Huang is also enjoying the party, "Honey, is there enough? Give me some too.

"no problem."

Chen Ergou cut the meat and carefully prepared various accessories, such as blueberry and cloudberry jam mud box and pure honey. A seemingly ordinary stew immediately has the flavor of Western food: "In the winter snow, stew is a better cooking method. Although there are not many foods, everyone should try it."

In front of eating, no one will be polite.

Everyone was given a small portion of food, but they ate with relish. This taste is much stronger than the "old meat" eaten in the snow cave yesterday. After a feast, it will also make people feel warm and warm all over.

It's a pity that the bird was burnt by the leader, and the outside was burnt.

There is a wrong move, the burnt meat is eaten into the mouth, and the crispy meat has a chewy texture, which is the favorite of meat lovers, and it is full of wild flavor.

"tasty!"

Foodie Lin Xiaojiao was about to publish a food review, when suddenly, not far away in the snowy ice forest, there was a roar of a beast!

"Aww~!"

Domineering, cruel, and bloodthirsty loneliness, I don't know if it's a wolf howling or a bear howling, and there are a few loud deer cries in the middle, so frightened that Lin Xiaojiao immediately suffocated his next words, and instinctively turned to Chen Er The dog comes closer.

Except for Chen Ergou, everyone is creepy enough. Chen He, who was drinking the soup, stopped abruptly, and looked around in the darkness blankly, goose bumps all over his body.

The audio effect of the live broadcast is also really good. After a roar, the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly became deserted, and it seemed that all the audience were frightened by the roar! Such a scene is somewhat familiar to old water friends. But the wilderness is a paradise for beasts, and it is normal to have them.

Huang Lei was also puzzled and said: "What is it, why is it so loud!"

Chen Ergou rubbed Rengar's neck, comforted its high head, and handed it a piece of meat from his plate, saying: "It's the bear that is barking, and now is the time for it to start hunting. What, it's not coming for us."

"Oh my god, polar bear!"

"what to do?"

"It's so close, it feels like it's all around us."

Everyone's chattering made Chen Ergou's eyes black, "Don't worry, there are no polar bears in Finland, only a few arctic foxes and brown bears. The generalization that we can bump into them is almost negligible. The most common animals are reindeer , when autumn and winter come, they probably also start to migrate to forests at lower altitudes tens of hundreds of kilometers away. This is similar to the purpose of our team. We are for survival and they are digging up snow for food ...but this bear is probably not far from here."

He thought of something, and said: "Bears have a very sensitive olfactory system, and the smell of meat is very tempting to them. Let's finish eating quickly, and get rid of the smell of food after eating."

Everyone's heart skipped a beat, and they didn't dare to say anything more.

Looking at the live broadcast room again, there are already countless bullet screens scrolling hundreds of times a second at the same time——

"Father was scared to death."

"I, Cao, feel like I'm watching the first episode of "Wild God of Cookery". At that time, there was only Lord Gou alone, and it was even more dangerous!"

"What should I do if I can't keep my goddess' chastity at night, and the chrysanthemum can't be kept if bears come and go!"

"Visually, there will be a situation tonight. Where there is a dog, there must be danger. The bear is nearby, how can you sleep, it is like dying!"

...

After nightfall, the roar of beasts one after another in the forest became a complex symphony amidst the rustling snow, disturbing people's mind. The sounds of nearby animals seemed to be noisier, and there were wolves howling. It felt like there was everything in the darkness around them, but they couldn't see it.

Everyone hastily drank the last bowl of broth, still unsatisfied, but that's all there is to it.

This trip was a completely different experience from the deserted island, and they didn't even dare to go out alone for convenience.

"Chen He, let's go together for convenience." Peng Yuyan shouted.

"Exactly, wait for me." Huang Lei also followed.

Chen Ergou just wanted to go over to relieve his kidney power, but was stopped.

"Ouba, can you accompany us for a while? We dare not go in." Yuner and Xiaomi looked at Chen Ergou hopefully, arm in arm.

Is there such a thing?

Chen Ergou instinctively glanced at the barrage, and the discussion area exploded instantly——

"I, Cao, still have this kind of operation."

"Ah, ah, you have to watch it, you dare to kill me live."

"My goddess wants to pee, it's so exciting to think about it, hey, my nose is so wet."

"My husband is not allowed to peek~"

Chen Ergou said helplessly: "It seems that we have to get a toilet tomorrow, let's go, I will turn on the lights for you."

When they reached the edge of the forest, Chen Ergou went in for a stroll first, and then the second girl walked into the forest with a flashlight, "Ergou, turn around, don't go too far."

"I'm behind a snowdrift."

Chen Ergou's ears are so good that in the sound of the wind and snow, he could still vaguely hear the sound of hot water pouring into the snowdrift.

The two women were also quite embarrassed, their voices were too loud. I wanted to move my feet, and finally peed in a hole, but my feet got wet all of a sudden, "Unlucky!"

However, behind the snowy slope ahead, there was suddenly a louder sound of water, "???"

Suddenly realized that Chen Ergou was also convenient, "This guy!"

Chen Ergou finished hissing, adjusted the camera, faced his face, and teased the water friends, "What do you want to see? Look at the legs? Come, let me show you my big hairy legs."

He pulled up his trousers, revealing the sparse leg hair, and there was a burst of "crying" on the bullet screen, "Who wants to see your big hairy legs!"

"Mud plays!"

"Er Gouzi, don't pretend to be arrogant, why don't we watch it together." Some even encouraged him to do it too, and Chen Ergou was also drunk.

When the two women reappeared, the live broadcast room should still be full of cranky nerds yelling wildly.

Everyone returned to the camp and got into the tree hole again. Chen Ergou put a few big logs on the fire to ensure that it would burn until dawn, and then got into the sleeping bag last. There were soft spruce branches under his body, and when he lay down, he was sore and didn't want to move.

"Friends, after two days of trekking, we have successfully set up a temporary camp by the pristine icy lake in Finland, and we will fight for a better wilderness life tomorrow. Everyone is tired now, and it's time to say good night. The best hunting time should be in the early morning before dawn, and I plan to go hunting tomorrow morning."

Peng Yuyan said: "Mom, shall I go with you tomorrow?"

"No. I'll leave early in the morning. The hunt may take a long time, and I may not come back for a day or two. So what to do tomorrow is up to you."

"..."

"Will it take this long?"

"Without the backbone, there is always a feeling of uneasiness."

"We'll just have to fish and hope the traps catch the ptarmigans."

Everyone discussed a few words, fell into silence again, and fell asleep after a while. In the live broadcast room, there were still millions of people chatting and farting. It was not until the sound of snoring that it was confirmed that the day had passed, and then they said goodbye to each other and left the live broadcast room.

"Good night."

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