He Comes From the Void

The clumsy mecha couldn't keep up with the boys, so the yordle pressed a button.

With a violent tremor, the rocket behind the mech flew into the sky, flew to the highest point, and then fell.

The bullies made their way to the archway at the edge of the plaza as rockets rumbled to the ground, spewing flame and plasma, blocking their escape.

A wall of thermostatically burning fire stood between them and the arch, while yordles in their mechas surrounded them on the other side, trapping them in place.

"If you don't make a good apology today, don't even think about leaving!" The sharp-tongued yordle howled in a shrill voice, which usually sounded without any deterrent effect. But now, the flamethrower is still on fire!

As long as it blows out gas, it can burn these boys to death at any time.

"I'm sorry, Master Yordle, I shouldn't call you a trash..." Kesu cried.

"Not this one!" the yordle in the driver's seat yelled immediately, aiming at the electronic harpoon.

"I shouldn't have come back to seek vengeance—" he said as he leaned himself into the dust.

"What did I say at the beginning?" The pilot was still dissatisfied, because Kesu didn't mention the key point.

"Forgive me, I really don't remember—" Kesu was so anxious that he almost knelt down and begged for mercy. Seeing that he was about to be frightened, the yordle shouted:

"I asked you to call me grandpa! Did you hear that?!"

Kesu was so shocked that he was speechless, and then he called out tentatively: "Grand...Grandpa?"

"I don't have a grandson like you, get out!"

The rockets gradually went out, and the yordle's mace that controlled the right arm of the machine smashed a hole in the ground. Kesu got up from the dust and fled like hell.

"Do all the yordles like to ride the master mecha?" Kai'Sa couldn't help asking with a straight face after seeing this scene.

"Yordles are all weird, but they all look different."

As soon as Kahn finished speaking, he heard rumbling voices approaching him.

"And you, said that my Tristy has a toilet plug!" The yordle angrily drove the mecha back and walked in front of the two.

"You may have misheard."

"Did you hear wrong? Impossible! My ears are sharp, but you insulted my Tristy! You insulted my wonderful design!"

"I added later that such a design is simply ingenious."

Kaisha gave Kahn a sideways glance, she didn't hear this sentence at all, Kahn was just talking nonsense with his eyes open.

But the yordles were skeptical, and their big furry ears turned into airplane ears because of thinking.

"Really? As long as you admit that my mecha is the best mecha in the world, I will believe you."

"I admit..." Kahn couldn't help laughing, holding back his laughter to prevent it from wafting out.

Seeing that he was enduring the pain, Kaisha said to Jodl, "It's fake."

The yordle blew his beard and stared: "Little sister, do you want me to smash you flat with this mace? Look at this decoration, this is a mace that is 100% true of the Ascension Era!"

Kai'Sa ignored his threats, and said bluntly, "Your mecha is nothing more than a big piece of junk that was cobbled together from the scraps."

"You pissed me off!" The pilot controlled the mech and made a squeaky sound, aiming at Kai'Sa with a harpoon high above, and then shouted: "Do you know who I am? Do you see me?" Have you ever looked up to a yordle?"

"To be honest, this is the first time I've met a yordle." Kai'Sa's indifferent tone caused the other party to misfire.

This made Kahn feel that his language was amazing. If you don't learn good words, you can learn common sayings very quickly. For example, Master Piltover, Tiaozi, and the current yordle dwarf...

But what made him even more strange was Kaisha's attitude. Generally, a girl would be overwhelmed by a girl's heart when she sees such a furry thing, but she showed quite disgusting emotions. Even if the other party's attitude is too arrogant, but At least it's still reasonable...

Kahn was obviously acting, playing with the yordle, but Kai'Sa just tore her face off.

This reminded him of a phenomenon that everyone in the human world shouted and beat the yordles, and he didn't know why. Perhaps Kai'Sa's instinctive disgust could explain one or two things.

Speaking of height, the yordle in the driver's seat was furious.

He was poked where it hurt. Even among the generally short yordles, his short stature was extremely glaring, so he was often bullied by his fellow yordles.

That's why he made such a mecha to protect himself and make those people shut up.

"Small man, today is your death day! In order to prevent you from dying inexplicably, I will tell you my name - Rambo! I am the strongest mechanized driver in Runeterra - Rambo!"

"just you?"

Kai'Sa's disdainful expression ignited Rambo's anger.

He controlled the mech to swing the mace, but Kaisha immediately pulled Kahn away, completed the transformation in an instant, stepped on the mace and ran to the driver's seat, grabbed the yordle by the neck, and then jumped down.

All this happened in a blink of an eye, and by the time Rambo reacted, he had already been lifted in mid-air, with his feet off the ground!

"Ahh! Let me go! You will regret it!"

No matter how strong the pilot is, he is useless without the mecha. Rambo struggled desperately in Kai'Sa's hands, but because his head was too big, no matter how he moved his hands, he couldn't grasp the claw on the back of his neck.

He was caught by the back of fate's neck, and he could only make strange screams with a shrill voice, impotent and furious.

"Who's the little one now?" Kai'Sa didn't forget to taunt, causing Rambo to rage again: "You stole my lines, this is what I planned to say after I've taught you a lesson!"

Seeing that he had become like this for a while no matter what happened, Kahn simply let himself go.

He climbed into Lambo's beloved mech, stood on the open-air cockpit, and thought about how to fit his butt into the small cockpit.

"Hey! Bastard! Get down quickly, Tristy can't bear the weight of you humans!"

"Oh? Is that so? Tristy, I'm coming in."

Kahn just wanted to experience what it was like to control a mecha. Although Rambo's machine was tattered, it was still a mecha.

He slammed into the cockpit, but accidentally touched some switch, and heard the sound of swooshing from behind—the rocket went to the sky!

Watching the rocket turn a corner in the sky, it landed on his beloved mecha, and the pile of rags in the shed that could be pieced together to form a portal home. Rambo immediately shouted in horror: "Use a harpoon to intercept the rocket, it will kill people!!"

But at this critical juncture, Kane not only had no idea of ​​running away, but also slowly groped in the cockpit: "Which button is the harpoon launch? Explain clearly."

This made Lambo collapse on the spot!